The days of retirement with the singing queen

After another mindless little story was told, Zhang Suxin became more energetic as she listened and asked, "Why does this story sound even more wrong?"

Lu Anzhi asked with a smile: "What's wrong? Didn't I ask you to store your brain? Why do you still feel that something is wrong?"

Zhang Suxin said: "No, I'm still listening to the story just like before I fell asleep. If the story was like the one just now, I wouldn't feel wrong. But why is this story so strange? The woman is following this Like a domineering president, the man seems to be a frustrated little daughter-in-law. If he has any ideas, he will not take the initiative. He only expects the woman to tell him, and he always expects the woman to give him things... I am not saying that men cannot let women. Give something away, but the mentality of the man you just talked about is just like that of a woman..."

Lu Anzhi laughed "haha" and said: "This is to change the gender of men and women. After all, although the theme of the story has been changed, this story still sounds somewhat similar to the one just now. Changing gender can be a bit fresh."

"..."

Zhang Suxin was silent for a while and said, "Then I need to store more brains."

Lu Anzhi smiled and said, "Then do you still want to listen?"

Zhang Suxin said: "Listen, if you tell me another story, I will go to bed. Why do you feel like you are getting more and more addicted to this kind of story?"

Lu Anzhi said: "Probably because you don't have to use your brain."

"Um."

Zhang Suxin nodded and said, "But you really know how to think about such a thing as a system. How did you come up with it?"

Lu Anzhi said: "Play a game. Isn't this the mission system in the game?" The source of various system-driven novels that were well developed in the previous life is actually the mission system in the game. The advantage of this kind of task system is that the main line and rewards are concrete, and it simplifies the writing ideas, which can make the writer relaxed and save trouble, and it can also attract some readers. However, there are also readers who don’t like novels written in a systematic way.

But in short, this is a tool, it is easy to use in games, and it is also easy to use in novels. Later, simple systems were played out by many people, such as the resentment value system, the lazy value system, etc., and in these short dramas, the system became so weird that it became a plot advancement The only and unreasonable tool.

"All right."

Zhang Suxin said.

Lu Anzhi said: "I will tell you about another system. The summary is that at the engagement party, the fiancée left the protagonist to find Bai Yueguang. The protagonist lost the memory of his fiancée because of the failure of the system strategy mission, but the fiancée regretted it..."

As soon as he finished telling the summary, Zhang Suxin was puzzled: "This sounds a bit like the one just now."

Lu Anzhi said: "It's somewhat similar, but it's different later on."

Zhang Suxin asked Lu Anzhi to continue talking to her. Lu Anzhi told this story. Zhang Suxin did not expect that there were two systems in the story. One system was on the protagonist to conquer the heroine. Failure to conquer the heroine would result in amnesia. The other system was on the heroine Bai Yueguang to defeat the heroine. Separate the male and female protagonists, and you will die if you fail.

The end of this story is that Bai Yueguang successfully broke up the male and female protagonists, survived, and then told the female protagonist the truth and left the female protagonist to start a new life. The male protagonist lost his memory and the female protagonist had nothing.

After listening to this messy story, Zhang Suxin sighed: "This heroine is so miserable... but she can't handle it well..."

Lu Anzhi smiled and nodded. He could understand what Zhang Suxin said. Zhang Suxin thought that the heroine was a good person, but she became entangled in two contradictory systems in this story and became a tool to provide emotional value without knowing it. It was really miserable. of. As for being unclear, there is no need to explain.

Zhang Suxin added: "But the heroine Bai Yueguang is quite interesting. She strives to achieve her goals, survive, and then start a new life. This role has some highlights."

Lu Anzhi said: "You actually listened with your brain again."

Zhang Suxin smiled: "No more talking, no more talking, go to sleep."

A night of silence.

After waking up the next morning, Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin sent Xianxian to kindergarten together. Today, I had to take the little one's washed bedding to school, so I needed to drive, so Zhang Suxin followed.

The little guy woke up early and couldn't wait to go to the kindergarten. When he arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten, Guan didn't care about Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin. He got out of the car and went to find Teacher Yunyun. Zhang Suxin got out of the car after her, and couldn't help but mutter: "This girl has forgotten her mother when she has a teacher."

Lu Anzhi smiled and said: "You are really a person, even the teacher is jealous. Are you infected by the stories I told you yesterday?"

Zhang Suxin nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I have stored my brain with you and I haven't taken it back yet."

After dropping off Xianxian, Lu Anzhi drove Zhang Suxin home. In the car, Zhang Suxin asked, "Anzhi, do you have any other stories?"

Lu Anzhi said: "Why are you still addicted to it?"

Zhang Suxin said: "Yes, it's really good to listen without thinking. If you have a story, tell me another one."

"Okay, let's talk about one more thing. Let's talk about something different today."

Lu Anzhi said, and told Zhang Suxin another story that was different from yesterday's. The emotional conflict was placed on the conflict with the family, but in the end it was a mess, and the family regretted it.

After Zhang Suxin finished listening to Lu Anzhi's story, the couple just returned home.

Song Xiaoqin will come over today and has made an appointment to continue watching the drama with Zhang Suxin. After the couple got home, they made breakfast and ate it together. After a while, Song Xiaoqin came. After Song Xiaoqin came into the house, she couldn't wait to say that she came to watch TV. Zhang Suxin asked Song Xiaoqin: "Where are my DVDs and TV discs?"

Because they were worried that Miao Suqin would nag them after seeing it, the DVDs from Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin's homes, as well as the purchased TV DVDs, were temporarily transferred to Song Xiaoqin's home. Song Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment when she heard Zhang Suxin asked this question, and said with a smile: "I forgot to take it."

Zhang Suxin rolled her eyes: "I forgot to take it. What drama did I watch?"

"I'll go get it now, just wait for me."

Song Xiaoqin said dullly, a little embarrassed.

Zhang Suxin thought of something, looked back at Lu Anzhi, and said, "Anzhi, how about we go together? How about recording some of your Mid-Autumn Festival songs?"

Lu Anzhi said: "I don't care. It's just that you have to sing the song "When Will the Bright Moon Come"? You can't post it after recording it, for fear that our mother will hear it. Are you in such a hurry to record it?"

Zhang Suxin said: "Let Xiaoqin record it."

"What song? Lu Anzhi, you wrote another song?!"

Song Xiaoqin was slightly surprised and looked at Lu Anzhi with wide eyes.

Lu Anzhi nodded and said, "Well, when we admired the moon on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I sang a few songs related to the moon."

Song Xiaoqin said: "Really? What song are you singing? Let me hear it quickly." After that, he said, "Let's get in the car first, and then we can sing after we get in the car."

Lu Anzhi didn't drive this time. He and Zhang Suxin and his wife took Song Xiaoqin's car and went to Yipinju together.

In the car, Zhang Suxin sang "When Will the Bright Moon Come" to Song Xiaoqin. After listening to it, Song Xiaoqin sighed and said, "I can't sing this song. I can't achieve the feeling you sang."

"well……"

Zhang Suxin sighed.

Song Xiaoqin said: "Why are you sighing? Let's just record the song first, and we can release it later."

Zhang Suxin said: "Okay."

Song Xiaoqin and Zhang Suxin chatted wordlessly. Lu Anzhi occasionally interjected a word or two, but not much. As they talked, for some reason, the topic between Zhang Suxin and Song Xiaoqin turned to the stories Lu Anzhi told Zhang Suxin yesterday. Zhang Suxin even told Song Xiaoqin one of the stories.

When Song Xiaoqin first listened to Zhang Suxin's summary of the story, she looked disgusted: "What kind of nonsense is this? Lu Anzhi, you actually write such a vulgar story?!" What he said was a bit incredible. of.

But when Zhang Suxin told this "broken story" according to the rhythm of Lu Anzhi's story yesterday, Song Xiaoqin became more and more addicted. After arriving at Yipinju, she stopped the car and Zhang Suxin said, "Okay, we're here, let's get out of the car first. We'll talk about it later."

Song Xiaoqin said, "Why don't you talk! Keep talking! We can talk even when we get off the car!"

Zhang Suxin said: "We still have to record songs."

Song Xiaoqin said: "When can't we record songs? My recording studio is here and can be used at any time. And anyway, you can't release the songs after you record them. You can record them later. Please tell me this story first." I'm done."

Lu Anzhi chuckled secretly from behind, never expecting that Song Xiaoqin, a woman from a wealthy family, would like such a vulgar story.

Zhang Suxin rolled her eyes at Song Xiaoqin and said, "Didn't you say this was a bad story before?"

Song Xiaoqin waved her hands indifferently and said, "I am a broken person, and a broken person deserves a broken story, okay? I like to hear it, tell me quickly!"

Zhang Suxin shook her head and laughed, and had no choice but to continue telling Song Xiaoqin.

After telling this story, Song Xiaoqin asked again: "Is there any more? Is there any more?"

"Yes."

As Zhang Suxin spoke, she told Song Xiaoqin other stories that Lu Anzhi told her.

Lu Anzhi sat next to him and laughed secretly again. This woman was also addicted.

So the plan to record songs at Song Xiaoqin's house was ruined. After Song Xiaoqin went home and picked up the DVD player and the TV series she and Zhang Suxin had selected together, she returned to the car. Lu Anzhi was responsible for holding the DVD, Song Xiaoqin was responsible for carrying the disc, and Zhang Suxin was responsible for telling the story. After getting to the car, Song Xiaoqin started the car again and drove Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin back to the couple's home.

Along the way, Zhang Suxin finished telling Song Xiaoqin another story.

After arriving at Zhang Suxin's house, Song Xiaoqin diligently poured a cup of hot water for Zhang Suxin and brought it over and said, "Here, moisten your throat." She stayed at Zhang Suxin and Lu An's house for a while and was familiar with all the furnishings here. I was familiar with it, so I didn't need to ask Zhang Suxin, so I heated up the water with ease, poured it into a cup and gave it to Zhang Suxin.

Zhang Suxin told two stories in succession. She did feel her mouth was a little dry, so she drank water to moisten her throat.

She just took a few sips of water and put the water glass down when Song Xiaoqin asked, "Is there any other story like this?"

"Also, I'll tell you again."

Zhang Suxin said and continued to tell Song Xiaoqin who was already addicted.

Lu Anzhi told her three stories yesterday, and another one this morning. She told Song Xiaoqin all four stories. After listening to it, Song Xiaoqin was still not satisfied and asked, "Is there more? Is there more?"

Zhang Suxin sighed helplessly, took another sip of water, and said, "No more, An Zhi told me these four stories."

"Only four..."

As Song Xiaoqin spoke, she glanced at Lu Anzhi with contempt and said, "I didn't expect that a guy like you, Lu Anzhi, would write such a mindless story."

Lu Anzhi smiled: "What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

Song Xiaoqin said quickly: "No problem!" She smiled apologetically, "Of course it's no problem. How could there be a problem? Are there any other stories like this? I want to hear it."

Lu Anzhi thought of the joking "I'm a native dog and I want to hear" comments in the comment area of ​​these videos in his previous life, which were similar to Song Xiaoqin's current appearance, and couldn't help but chuckle to himself.

He said: "No more."

Song Xiaoqin didn't believe it: "How could it be gone? This kind of story sounds like a template. Once you hear it, it can be mass-produced. Once you write a lot, you can change it again and tell me a few. Suxin also You like listening to it, right Suxin? You can let us both enjoy it once and for all, and then we won’t miss it anymore."

Zhang Suxin rolled her eyes at Song Xiaoqin and said, "You said, don't take me with you."

"snort!"

Song Xiaoqin glared at Zhang Suxin.

Lu Anzhi thought for a moment and said, "Well, I won't tell you this kind of story. I'll tell you an advanced version of this kind of emotional story."

"Advanced version? What is that?"

Song Xiaoqin and Zhang Suxin were both curious.

Lu Anzhi said: "The advanced version is not like these stories, which blindly release emotions without knowing how to restrain them. The storyline and other things have to be put aside, and you can't use your brain when listening."

Song Xiaoqin protested: "No, no! I want to listen to this kind of mindless thing!"

Lu Anzhi said: "Then forget it, I'm gone."

Song Xiaoqin then compromised and said, "Okay, it's up to you. Speak quickly. Speak quickly."

Lu Anzhi nodded and told Zhang Suxin and Song Xiaoqin: "This story is called "Life's Hate of Water Changing East". The protagonist of this story is the Erlang God Yang Jian. The story takes place after Agarwood split the mountain to save his mother..."

"Is it the lotus lantern?"

Song Xiaoqin asked.

Lu Anzhi nodded and said, "Yes, it's the lotus lantern. You two, please listen to me in detail."

He told the two women this story full of regret and irreparability. However, this story is based on the plot of the TV series "Lotus Lantern" in the previous life. Therefore, when Lu Anzhi told it, he had to make slight adjustments and give Zhang Suxin and Song Xiaoqin a little of the plot of "Lotus Lantern". Mention it so that the two women can understand.

In the story, Yang Jian, who endured humiliation and shouldered everything by himself, soon became acquainted with the two women and slowly stood up.