The devil who loved me

When I woke up, it took me a while to get to my senses. I was still high though. Everything was blurry. I was in a car and Jafar was driving. I dozed off..

When I opened my eyes again, he was still driving, he didn't know I was looking at him as his eyes were fixed on the road. The road didn't look familiar, I wanted to talk but I slept off again. Opening my eyes again, he was still driving. Ah ahn.. my house no far like this na..

Me: Jafar whatsup?

Jafar: hey, you have woken up..

Me: how long did I sleep? Last I remembered, was walking to your car..

Jafar: like 5hrs…yes..you slept off immediately we got in.

Me: where are we going to, I don't know this road and why should you be driving for 5 hrs?

Jafar: I am just obeying you..

Me: obeying me how?

Jafar: you wanted to go to Abuja

Me: oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which type of guy obeys a drunk girl, takes her to a state so far from Ogun in the middle of the night..?

Jafar: relax

Me: how can you tell me to relax?..turn back right away..

Jafar: its 4am, we have been driving for 6hrs, we are in Akoko Ondo…in four hours time, we would be in Abuja. U rather we go back?

Me: yes!

Jafar: alright..

He swerved to the right of the road and parked. That was when I noticed the Volvo in front and the Hilux at our back. We were in the middle of a three man convoy to Abuja. This Jafar dey kolo o!..

Sparrow was the first to get to us, he was the guy pinned to follow me around.

Sparrow: Jaf, wetin do your car?

Uche came down from the Hilux and joined Sparrow at Jafar's side of the car.

Uche: mehn…sleep dey catch me o…we are less than 2hrs from Lokoja, I dey feel say we go rest for there o..

Sparrow: I swear! Hungry dey catch me sef, Jafar make we reach Lokoja first na, we fit return for morning.

Jafar: if we get to Lokoja, then we will have to get to Abuja. If we are going to turn back, we turn back now.

Another guy came down from Uche's Hilux, short guy with a funny gap tooth..

Me: im sorry guys, I thought Jafar was taking me home.

They didn't reply, but I felt it would be selfish of me to force them to continue driving.

Jafar: so what do you say ma'am?

Me: Abuja it is!…but what are we going to do there?

Uche: no be u say Abuja?…i don tire o!

Jafar: we will just hang out dear.

I fought back the fear. I never thought for one second I will be on my way to Abuja with Four Confa guys..chai…Alcohol na Bastard.

Me: Abayomi and Toun will be scared

Jafar: you will call them..

Me: no problem, I hope you return me in one piece..

The short ugly guy had a smirk on his face, I wanted to slap him but my liver no reach.

Jafar: lets bounce..

As we proceeded with the journey, the only cars that passed by us were Luxurious buses. The Volvo remained in front, while the Hilux came from the rear. The AC of his car was the truth!..no wonder I kept dozing off..James Blunt's "u're beautiful" was playing in his car Cd player. If I wasn't in a weird situation, I would have found this very romantic. With my seat belt in place, my eyes were involuntarily closing, but before I slept, I wanted to say something.

Me: Jafar?

Jafar: Tana?

Me: you are the weirdest guy eva…

I slept looking at the smile across his dark face and his well-trimmed goatee..