The devil who loved me

It was past 6am when we got to Lokoja.

We stopped at a fast food restaurant. I don't know if those Lebanese refugees ever slept, because we were flooded by them as we got out. Two little boys and their sister tugged at our clothes, while their mother looked from a distance.

I went to the rest room to clean myself, while the guys went to other food. I planned to tell him we would leave as soon as we were done with breakfast. I picked up my phone to call Abayomi.

Me: hello

Abayomi: where are you, we are coming to your house for breakfast. Bread and egg o..

Me: I am in Lokoja

Abayomi: I know you are a witch, but can you fly that far?

Me: serious jor..Jafar drove me here o..his goons are here also, enroute Abuja.

Abayomi: what is happening there, why didn't you tell me?

Me: see I was drunk, I will tell you when I get back..i am hungry and suffering from a hang-over.

Abayomi: when are you coming back?

Me: soon, will tell him to bring me back after breakfast

Abayomi: no p..Toun is sleeping beside me… I will call you later..

When I got back to the guys, they had ordered the meals, the three of them were eating fried rice and an ugly looking fried chiken. Jafar was eating beans and plantain..

Jafar: I got rice for you, alright?

Me: nope, I rather eat what you are eating..

I took out the spoon in my proposed rice and started eating with him. He left the food for me after a while and concentrated on the canned Schweppes he was drinking. Sparrow and the short guy pounced on my rice, before I could say jack, it was finished.

My phone rang, it was Timi.

Me: hello

Timi: didn't know when you left the party..

Me: I didn't come with you, so why should I tell you?

Timi: why are you talking like this?

Me: see I am busy now, talk to you later

Timi: wait..where are you?

Me: Lokoja

I hung up and felt so good about it.

It was time for me to tell Jafar to take me back. In another day and another world, it would have been get-away but I really had to go back..

Me: Jafar please can I talk to you privately?

Jafar: sure.

We walked outside to the front of the Hilux. My phone rang again.

Me: Toun howfar

Toun: I am so fine, we are on our way to Lagos now..

Me: you and who?

Toun: me and Abayomi ofcuz. On the way to the airport. Arik afternoon flight to Abuja..

I excused myself from Jafar and walked to the other side of his Benz.

Me: but I will be on my way back soon.

Toun: better stay there, I have been looking for a good reason to spend my Dad's money, Abuja it is!

Me: did Abayomi agree to this?, did he tell you I am with Jafar and his friends.

Toun: yes, you aretalking to much, see you before 4pm.

She hung up.

Jafar: so what is it that you had to tell me in private?

me: can Abayomi and Toun join us in Abuja?

I have seen him smile, but this particular smile was deep. I felt good I contributed to it.

Jafar: the more the merrier..

Toun is the worst friend ever!