The Devil's Sweetheart

Watching his dumbfounded face, Leena lightly poked his arm.

He must have become speechless with my brilliant answer. Leena whispered to herself.

Devin did not lie, he was really dumbfounded by her answer but nothing surprises when he knew her craziness.

"How was my theory of CuTe, Mr. Adonis?" Leena asked with a wide smile anticipating her honor of the award for coming up with such a clever way.

"Tan C/Sin C," Devin started. He decided to play along with her. If she is reasoning with Chemistry, I will resolve in Mathematics.

"Huh?" Tan C? You should solve this puzzle, Leena! If I remove C from Tan C, it must be Tan. Tan can be gained for a body in summer. Is the answer summer? But It doesn't make any sense to the question I have asked. Don't torture your brain. Let's hear from this shameless man itself, Leena.

"Well, I am allowing you to answer by yourself, Mr. Adonis. I have already opened my account with a CuTe question."

"Why don't you admit that you don't know the answer."

"Listen carefully, how I solve the question. Tan C/ Sin C is equal to (Sin C/Cos C)/Sin C. If you cancel Sin C from numerator and denominator, you get I/Cos C."

"So, can you answer what is 1/Cos C at least?"

"I_I Is it Cot?" Leena looked down in shame. Earlier she was bragging about her chemistry theory, but for the first time, her mouth was tongue-tied. She did not even know her answer is correct.

"What an insult to the father of Trigonometry. You should remember mathematics along with Chemistry darling." Leena's face looked like a deflated balloon hearing his insult.

"It's Sec C. Your version of CuTe is just S.e.xy."

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"So, How was my theory of Sec C, Miss Aphrodite," Devin winked referring to the same question which Leena has asked before. There was a satisfaction in his eyes for defeating his darling again.

"Not even cuter when compared with mine."Hitting his arm, Leena glared daggers at him for snatching her spotlight. Sec C can not become S.e.xy right? Leena snickered at him for bringing half a baked version of the theory.

"I still haven't approved our friendship fully. I have some conditions and approvals before you become my best friend."

"I am in."

"First of all, I want your mobile hotspot password. Secondly, I want your Netflix password." Leena asked.

"Permission granted. Why don't give your mobile number when we are friends now?" Devin shook his head. She is using her friendship privileges way smartly asking for all the passwords. She is just like Andrew.

"Once you pass all the tests, I will grant you access to my mobile number. Next is, I have a question. Now that you are my friend, you have to be transparent in answering when I ask any kind of question. I don't have many friends who are boys. Can you clear the question I have been wondering for a long time?" Leena asked. Since she has studied in all girls, she was only associated with girls. Even after going to University, computers were only her world until Ethan came and disturbed her happy life. She doesn't even consider him as her friend.

"Sure darling." Devin was on cloud nine when she said that she doesn't have many guy friends. It was just a question, he thought but did not think it would make his jaw drop to the floor.

"Well, you always wear either pants or shorts right?"

"Umm...Yes." Devin hesitantly answered. For some reason, he is scared of her question now.

"Suppose say you are wearing pants. So, when you go and poop in the bathroom, do you drop your pants to your ankles or take them all the way and then do your business? Actually, I am very curious about it." Without any shame, Leena asked.

Hearing her question, Devin coughed until Leena got up and patted his back.

"Are you ok?" Concern was all over her face.

"Do you know how pervert and crazy you sound like now?" Grabbing the bottle, he implored. He wondered what kind of bizarre questions she would ask when they both get together.

"I am not crazy! I am just special."

"No! Maybe I am a little crazy, Mr. Adonis."

"Wait a minute. I have to talk with my ugly angel and lovely Devil about this. Am I crazy for real?"

"Your level of craziness is beyond bananas. Even if you get kidnapped, trust me, they would bring you back."

"Even my uncle told the same thing," Leena smiled proudly. Her Francy always tells that she is safe from the kidnappers.

"Now that I remember your uncle, What if your King Kong Park uncle is still searching for you? You have escaped from him right?" Devin inquired, remembering Francis suddenly. He made a note to prank on this uncle and niece together but he has forgotten it in the process of her CuTe theory.

"Don't worry about it, Mr. Adonis. He doesn't have time to search for me. While I was fleeing away from him, I have accepted all the orders for dog scooping from many homes so that he will go and do my duty. After all, he should understand my pain, right?" Leena rolled on the bed and laughed when she imagined Francis doing the scooping work.

"That's why I landed in Leah's marriage." She admitted.

"You made a very good decision. When are you going to get married then?"

"Why?"

"After hearing your business on the flight, I got inspired by it. So, even I am planning to start a dog pooping service company. Don't you think we become a good pair? Once we get married, you will have more shares when we merge our companies. You will be the boss of it and you can play with your uncle also. It's a win-win for you." Devin explained, suddenly visualizing Francis doing the pooping work. He instantly stopped imagining once the picture entered into his brain.

"Then what will you do?" Leena demanded. He is asking my Francy to do everything while he is going to sit and boss around.

"Well." He smirked when Leena failed to catch the word."I will just manage_"

"Wait! Did you trick me and proferred marriage, shameless idiot!" Leena screamed at the top of her lungs. "Even if there is only a c.o.c.kroach and you on this earth, I will not marry you."

"Thank you, sweetheart. I am happy that I will be with you even then."

"You shameless idiot. Get out of my room." Leena kicked him out of her room and closed her door.

...

Smiling like an idiot for tricking her again, Devin happily went out of the room to play a prank on the elephant now. Without further ado, he made a call and as usual, it was lifted in the first ring.

"What's up, Pope Francis?" Devin greeted with excitement when he realized, they would become father and sons-in-law soon.

"Cheeky boy! How many times I have told. Stop calling that name."

"Too bad. it suits you better France. By the way, did you change your profession into dog pooping services recently?"

"Why would I go for that weird business," Francis reckoned. Did someone spread rumors?

"No one. I was just playing. I need your suggestion uncle. I have met a girl and I think I like her. Her name is Jurassic Park and her uncle's name is King Kong Park. They do have a dog popping service company and he tortures her a lot and makes her do all the dog scooping labor. Should I consider moving forward with the relationship? Her uncle seems like a phsyco." Devin asked, his smile was threatening his lips.

"No way! Don't even think about it." Francis flared up from his seat hearing Devin's answer.

"What kind of funny names they have. Both uncle and niece look some kind of weird idiots. And Why are you behind such a nut girl? You should be careful. I will introduce you to someone better soon."

"That is the reason I called you. You know that I always trust your choice, right, and Don't tell this to dad." Someone better soon? He must be talking about my darling.

"If you stop chasing her, I will seal my lips. By the way, introduce a good doctor to Wilbur. Is there a way to slow down his diarrhea?" Francis asked. He is getting a headache already.

"There is one of Newton's laws, France. Loose motion can never be done in slow motion."

"Is there such a law in Newton's theory?" Francis inquired.

"A new Newton's law specifically invented for Wilbur."

"Leave about that brat. You, consider my words. Those weird nuts are trying to trap you."

"I will seriously consider it, France. I will call you later. Bye."

After ending the call, Devin cracked up. Looks like he has not put any guards around my sweetheart. Otherwise, he would have known that I am here for the wedding.

Suddenly Devin wanted to meet both uncle and niece and see their reactions once they knew that I have played with them. Soon! It will happen.