The Editor is Always Flirting with Me [GL]

1) Lipstick

Yan Beiqi has become more cheerful since he was with Qin Yipuan.

Everyone noticed that the guy who was always working and didn't seem to care much about everything else seemed to have changed.

In the past, Yan Beiqi never participated in topics such as clothing matching, makeup skills, etc., but now she will listen with her ears perked up.

"X-color lipstick is popular recently, I really want to buy it."

"Now **** color lipstick is popular, I like it very much!"

"Yes yes yes! My boyfriend gave me one yesterday, it's super beautiful!"

"Oh, your boyfriend is so nice..."

After hearing this, Yan Beiqi felt that he had acquired a skill - buying lipstick for his girlfriend.

So, after get off work, Yan Beiqi went straight to the mall, and bought countless brands of lipsticks in those two shades.

Although these two colors actually look the same to her, she can't tell. She has to create an appearance that she is very interesting, or rather, she wants to make Qin Yipun feel that she is very interesting, but not to make Qin Yipun feel that she is boring.

She even packed these lipsticks into a box and tied a big red flower.

Then, Yan Beiqi took them to Qin Yi to pour them.

When Yan Beiqi opened the door, Qin Yichuan was on the phone with Qianzi and complained: "Are you talking about the two recent popular shades of x and xx? I think they are all ugly, not ugly, but not too bad. It suits me, it looks like I've been infected with a virus..."

While speaking, Qin Yipuan turned his head and saw Yan Beiqi's face as gray as death.

So Qin Yichuan hung up the phone immediately, went to meet her and asked her what was wrong and what was the box in her hand.

Yan Beiqi thought about it for a while, and then replied with grievance: "Virus."

So, after that, Qin Yichuan painted every day, no matter where he went.

Qianzi couldn't help but ask: "Don't you hate those two shades? After you said it, you went to buy it yourself? Didn't you say that this shade is like a virus?"

Qin Yichuan: "Bah, which mental **** said that?"

"Isn't that mental retardation..." Qian Zi paused for a second after saying half of her words, and stopped in time.

2) Weibo

Yan Beiqi found that most of the people around him have been off the list recently.

Moreover, they all frantically show their affection on Moments or Weibo.

Show off when you receive a gift, show off when you eat a meal, show off when you brush your teeth, and show off when you chat, pink bubbles are flying all over the sky.

However, Qin Yipuan... In her world, it was as if she didn't exist.

Her circle of friends has not been updated for 10,000 years, and the Weibo account is always reposting jokes, haha, or it is to help promote other people's new books, signings, movies, etc., and the trumpet has not been updated for 10,000 years.

Anyway, I just feel that the frequency of my appearance in her world is too low, and there will be an illusion that I have not entered her life at all.

At this time, she saw someone say: "If your partner always hides you in front of people and doesn't introduce you to others, it means that she/he doesn't have much affection for you, and she/he may fly at any time. Abolish your plans."

Yan Beiqi was not afraid that she would be flying away, because she believed in Qin Yipian.

However, Yan Beiqi was still a little jealous of others.

There is no harm without comparison. Yan Beiqi feels that the object of others is a VIP who is held in his arms, while he is like a wild dog wandering outside in the middle of the night.

So, when it's time to sleep at night...

As soon as Qin Yichuan took off the mask and massaged the skin, Yan Beiqi came over.

"I just saw Qian Zifa's Moments, saying that she and Bai Suya went to the zoo together." Yan Beiqi said.

"Oh...do you want to go to the zoo?" Qin Yichuan washed his face, and then applied cream.

"No..." Yan Beiqi shook his head, looking straight at her with his phone.

Immediately afterwards, Yan Beiqi continued to swipe Weibo, and accidentally swiped under the Weibo of Jiquan's show love boss.

During the trip with the female ticket, the boss posted a lot of daily life.

After Yan Beiqi saw it, he looked at Qin Yipian again: "This pair is also, now these people, why do they like to post these things so much..."

After Qin Yi listened to it, he leaned over to take a look.

I saw Yan Beiqi's mobile phone, the big guy sent this paragraph: "With her by my side, the world will always be sunny." At the end, there was a group photo of hands clasped together.

Qin Yipuan finally understood what Yan Beiqi was trying to express, and smiled without saying a word. She just felt that she was afraid that saying too much going out would make Yan Beiqi unhappy, after all, he is a low-key person.

"This lily collaborator is also called What Bone. Ever since he fell in love, he has been posting these messes every day when he has nothing to do." Yan Beiqi wandered, and then came to another author's Weibo, swiping the phone screen to Pull down and aim at her.

"What happened?" Qin Yichuan went back to her and sat down.

"That's right, these." Yan Beiqi handed her the phone.

After Qin Yipun glanced at it, he continued to smile and shook his head.

So, the next day.

When Yan Beiqi woke up, he saw Qin Yichuan had posted a blog: "@Qianyu editor-in-chief Beihang, this person is not honest in sleeping every night, my mother's waist is hurting to death!"

When he saw that Weibo post, Yan Beiqi almost spat out the water in his mouth.

Then, when she went to work that day, she found that everyone was looking at her with strange eyes, exactly the same as when the Cannon King news came out.

There were even people on Weibo who sent small advertisements and private messages to recommend her and Qin Yipour kidney-tonifying products.

Pain and happiness.

3) Chest

Yan Beiqi found that Qin Yipuan still liked to peep at **** and beautiful young ladies.

Although the other party said that he was not interested in those at all, there were more and more pictures of hot girls on the phone...

Yan Beiqi saw it in his eyes, anxious in his heart, but he couldn't attack.

One day, a little sister of Qin Yipun and Qin Yipun had dinner together. Yan Beiqi went to the bathroom on the way. Then the little sister complained to Qin Yipun that she felt too fat and her **** were too big, so she could not wear many clothes. A sense of luxury.

At this time, Yan Beiqi just came out, and heard Qin Yipun blurt out to the little sister: "You don't need to lose weight. Now you're thin enough, and with such a chest and a butt, the C cup is great, very good. , if you lose any more, you will become a washboard, and the skinny is not beautiful, and it is also stubborn."

At this time, of course, you have to comfort people, not to mention that the little sisters are really not bad.

But at that time, Yan Beiqi felt that the whole world had collapsed.

Washboard? Hands down?

So, the next day, Yan Beiqi secretly went to spend tens of thousands of dollars on custom-made breast enhancement underwear.

However, just after paying the money, she heard Qin Yipun sigh at the photo on the official website of a certain brand in the evening: "If my mother has your body and height, my mother will wear these."

Yan Beiqi was taken aback for a moment: "Don't you think I'm too thin and peaceful?"

After Qin Yi listened, he held his face and replied, "No, flat chest is good, high-end fashion."

"Don't you dislike it?" Yan Beiqi asked again. I don't know why, after returning from the hospital, although I felt a lot better, my weight still recovered a little, but I couldn't go up, so that my chest also...

"Why do I despise you? I just like you. If you were a big tit, it would be a little weird."

What Qin Yichuan wanted to say was that no matter what she looked like, he liked her.

But these words didn't seem to be clearly expressed, so after reaching Yan Beiqi's heart, he felt like he was severely attacked.

Then, is this breast to be plump or not...

4) Running

In order to maintain a good mood and maintain a healthy body, Yan Beiqi gets up and runs every day at six o'clock.

Because Qin Yipuan always catches a cold and his resistance is not very good, his aunt only reports once a month, but Qin Yipuan's cold is often reported twice a month on time, so Yan Beiqi decided to run with her.

Qin Yipuan was very resistant at first and didn't want to move when he was beaten to death, but then he agreed.

Because Yan Beiqi said, "If you don't exercise and your physical strength can't keep up, how will you **** me in the future? I'm your woman, aren't you going to satisfy me, you..."

So Qin Yipun gritted his teeth and covered her mouth with tears, and then ran after her.

In order to stay with her for a long time, Qin Yipian was willing to put in his sweat and energy.

However, Qin Yipuan's physical strength and tendons are always inferior to Yan Beiqi. Always running and being left behind, Yan Beiqi could only stand there helplessly and wait for the turtle to catch up.

In the end, Qin Yipun stood there and waved his hand and said, "I really can't do it anymore, run away by yourself."

Yan Beiqi pondered for a moment, then carried her on his back: "Don't give up, don't compromise for your health, come, I'll run with you. As I said, I'll do everything with you."

Qin Yipuan was a little confused, but the next second Yan Beiqi ran away behind her back. Lying on Yan Beiqi's back, Qin Yichuan always felt that something was wrong, strange.

Then, they met an acquaintance on the way.

An acquaintance greeted and said, "What are you doing?"

Yan Beiqi stood up and replied seriously: "Take her to run and exercise."

The acquaintance was taken aback: "Running with weight or something, I can't see that you can work so hard for exercise..."

Then the acquaintance left.

Yan Beiqi took another two steps, paused again, and turned back slightly: "Mr. Qin, I don't think this is inappropriate. It seems that I'm just exercising, but you haven't exercised at all, and it won't help you in any way."

Qin Yi poured her forehead, did she know? ! Fool.

5) The stupidest male protagonist

After Qin Yipuan's new article was serialized in Qianyu Magazine, the response was surprisingly good.

Seeing that Qin Yipoon wrote such a handsome and charming male protagonist, everyone said it was incredible.

After all, in the past, Qin Yipuan was not very good at writing male characters.

But this time, Qin Yipian figured out that what she wants to write is one by one. It's her character that wants to fall in love with a man, not herself. What she wants to write is someone else's story, not her own.

Also, she's going to write about an interesting person, not a specific man or woman. Who is the interesting person, probably Yan Beiqi. Thinking of this, she rolled up her sleeves and started to dry.

However, during the serialization period, although Qin Yipuan's novels were quite popular and extremely popular, the direction of the spread of this popularity was a bit wrong.

She felt that her commentary style of romance novels was different from others'.

In Gray Moon's romance novels, everyone's comments on the male protagonist are basically:

"The male lead is so handsome, I like it!"

"Does a gentle man like the hero really exist? It's so dreamy, I want a 嘤嘤嘤~"

"Good Su, oh oh oh, my little heart can't take it anymore!"

...

However, the comments received by Qin Yipuan's male protagonist were:

"The hero is so stupid, hahaha!"

"The hero is so stupid, hahaha!"

"The male protagonist is stupid and stupid hahaha!"

...

Qin Yichuan suddenly began to think about one thing, is her family Beiqi really that stupid, so stupid and so funny? But she just thought it was cute.

But well, a few months later, when she saw the bookworms in the book bar inventory "the dumbest male protagonist in history" and pulled her novel male protagonist to the first throne, she conceded defeat.

The author has something to say: uh...

Forgive me for cutting off part of the original plan

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