The Elf Is a Freeloader

Suddenly, there was a continuous sound of Boo in the room, and Elle jumped up surprised.

"Hey, what the hell!? Are you kidding me? Warcraft or some kind of raid alarm...... eh!?"

"Hey what... it's just a clock sound...?

Kang (Yasu) Gui (Taka) refers to a radio wave wall clock that is applied to the wall.

It was around seven o'clock that he came home to this house, but at some point the clock was given eight o'clock.

"Well, is this the time already? It's time to take a bath and do your homework...... oh yeah. Elle's gonna take a bath, right? What if we go in first?

"Huh? f...... lo......?

With a decent face, Elle tilted her neck.

"Is that it? Hey, isn't there anything primitive about bathing on El's star? A bath is a way to cleanse your body and get tired of your day."

"Cleanse your body..."

They say, Elle reminds me of every day I can make today.

I dived into the labyrinth early in the morning and got out of there just before the evening.

Was it also a water vein nearby in that labyrinth, which was oddly humid? Naturally there is no wind or anything in the labyrinth in the basement, and while in the labyrinth, it can be an unknown environment and remain slightly sweaty due to tension.

Though inferior, he also actually fought demons that inhabit the labyrinth, and walked straight through to the camp when he went outside the labyrinth.

There was no affordable place to take a bath on the way, and I didn't get a chance to sweat.

And it's an example raid. I ran all the way through the woods, so naturally I sweated quite a bit. Although I am now completely sweaty and dry, I still feel sticky in my body and smell a little.

"Yes! I'm glad my body can be cleansed!

Being able to cleanse your body would mean being allowed to take a bath. Elle, who decided so, answered Yasushi with a smile.

"Well, I'll be ready in a minute. Wait a minute."

Put that aside, Yasushi heads from the living room to the bathroom.

The water heater broke after this New Year's Eve and the water heater I just renewed fills the bath barrel with water in just about enough.

If you press the switch on the water supply using a perfectly familiar procedure, the water supply also stops automatically when a certain amount of water accumulates after that. The previous water heater had to go to the bathroom and stop the water just to let you know with an alarm that it would reach the set amount of water, but the next water heater is very convenient.

After finishing the setting, Yasushi, convinced that the water had begun to come out, came up with the idea of looking at the washing machine that was kept in the stripper.

"Right... change your clothes, what do you say...?

If you're in clothes, you can lend me that up and down because I still have my school-designated jersey from middle school. They'll be a little big, but they shouldn't be able to wear them.

The problem is underwear.

"I can't lend you my mother's underwear... hey, I might have a change of clothes...?

I didn't have luggage-like luggage when I discovered it, Elle, but somehow my opponent is an alien Elf. There may be such techniques as making objects smaller or storing them in a different space.

"... sucks, as long as you put up with it without underwear for one night only... then you'll have to buy a new one..."

No way is a man's self going to buy underwear for women's things. Or so it would be outside of the world to let Elle, an alien, go shopping alone. First of all, I guess you don't even know where or what you're selling.

"... explain the situation and ask him to cooperate."

It was a child friendly girl who floated behind Yasushi's brain. If she did, she would convince herself of Elle if she told her circumstances well, and she would not say anything in vain that she was an alien.

Now, what can I tell him about Elle? Yasushi left the stripper behind, thinking about the girl she was familiar with.

Before returning to the living room, Yasushi went to his private room upstairs, where he took Elle's jersey for dressing out of the room and took it back to the living room.

Returning to the living room, an obvious relief floats over Elle's anxious face. Apparently, it was careful to be alone in a strange place.

"Sorry. I was looking for Elle to change and it took me a while"

"Are you dressed? That helps."

In preparation for her journey to the labyrinth, she was also prepared to change a few clothes, but they all left them in the camp when they were raided.

Speaking of her belongings now, she is wearing bright grass clothes and white dyed soft leather armor (soft leather) wrapped around them, other than a dozen silver coins in purse-substituted sachets and a small knife of personal effects in a water bag that was also lowered to her waist when she fled.

Elle takes the clothes handed to her by Yasushi. Suddenly a rhythmic melody and a woman's voice echoed in the living room as she leaned her neck inside into the clothes of her first touch.

"The bath is boiling. I'll take a bath.

"What!? So, who is it?!?"

Elle looks around in a hurry, but naturally there's no sign of a woman.

A moment later, did the samurai serving this house refrain from speaking out across the door?

But for that, I feel like the woman's voice sounded directly inside this room, not from across the door.

I told Elle, confused, plainly that Yasushi was nothing.

"Oh, this is audio guidance for the water heater. No, water heaters are really handy these days."

"Oh, onceiannai......?

Yasushi takes Elle to the bathroom where she leans her neck toward unfamiliar words.

Living room to hallway. And even the bathroom behind the hallway. Yasushi takes Elle.

In this way, Yasushi is firm in several respects. Waste of electricity is a doctrine that can't be turned on, so it was dark there when I went out into the hallway.

Elle, who has dark vision, doesn't interfere with it at all, but Yasushi, who doesn't know it, immediately went out into the hallway and pressed the switch to turn on the lights in the hallway.

As soon as possible, a hallway surrounded by light. Seeing that, Elle was once again very surprised.

"Oh, yeah, yeah!? Yes, light in an instant...... Huh!? Yastaka is a magician...... that was a high-ranking magician too!?"

No spells, no bareback with some kind of magic device (magic item). Yasushi lit the light in an instant. This is impossible, according to Elle's common sense, except for a high-ranking mage.

But that's also nothing if you try from Yasushi.

"I'm the magician? Ha, I can't do tricks, can I?

"Mage" equals "magicians" not "magicians" equals "magicians". That was Yasushi's perception.

Turning her back on Elle with a surprised look on her face, Yasushi guides her to the bathroom.

"This is the bathroom and the stripper. If you keep the clothes off in this washing machine, I'll wash them with the others tomorrow morning."

Yasushi explained as he pointed to the washing machine, opening the bathroom door and showing El the inside of it.

Along the way, Elle is once again surprised by the hot air overflowing from the bathroom.

"Oh, hot water!? Why is this all hot water?!?"

In her perception, it is never easy to prepare large quantities of water.

When it comes to boiling water, it is her common sense to boil it in a pan or something, and there is a limited amount of water to boil at a time.

I didn't expect to have this much water - one hot tub - in this short amount of time. From her point of view, I can't believe it. After all, Yasushi must be a young but extremely high-ranking magician at his age.

But if you look at it from Yasushi, you can't see why Elle is so surprised. While I lean my neck inside of it, I'll explain the bath facilities.

"If the water is hot, twist the faucet and add water. On the contrary, if you feel warm, raise the temperature with this."

What Yasushi pointed to was the operating panel attached to the bathroom. will be described while indicating an arrow indicating an increase in hot water temperature therein.

"Well, you can come in slowly."

That said, Yasushi left the stripper.

Elle, left alone on the spot, looks around confused. And I didn't notice earlier, but I noticed there was a big mirror behind it.

"Or a mirror...? Well, I can't believe there's a beautiful mirror that looks so big and undistorted too... it's called tea earlier, sugar, and a bucket with a glass of hot water in this mirror... I knew Mr. Yastaka was noble. The fact that he is also a high-ranking sorcerer means that he may be a court sorcerer in this country..."

In Elle's senses, nobility is the only one who bathes or grabs water.

Preparing large quantities of water, as I said earlier, takes so much time and manpower. That can only be done because even the common people are limited to the extra rich or noble.

It is common sense for ordinary people to wipe their bodies with wet hand wipes or bathe in water in rivers and such.

And this large, well-photographed mirror was also something that I had never seen if I tried El.

Speaking of mirrors by the feeling of Elle, the photograph was improved by polishing iron and copper plates. For this reason, large mirrors and the like cannot be obtained by ordinary people. The bigger the mirror, the harder it is to polish, and the easier it is to distort and cloud the video.

Mirrors in the hands of ordinary people are at best the size of hand mirrors, and they are nevertheless quite expensive.

Naturally, glass mirrors do not exist. Rather, the glass itself does not exist.

That was also why she thought of pots of glass tea and windowsills as crystals.

However, if Yasushi is a high-ranking magician and nobleman, it bothers me that there are no servants in the house, but perhaps this is not the main house, but a separate residence or his mansion for the study of witchcraft.

When it comes to being a high-ranking magician's lab, it is normal to have valuable magic materials and dangerous catalysts, which are dangerous when an amateur touches them poorly. I guess that's why he hasn't kept a servant.

"Eh heh. It's a corner opportunity, so let's take a bath of hot water. Wow, I've never been born with hot water."

She also feels a lot of anxiety. Can you be flown by a stranger exotic, fulfilled and returned to your homeland? Tears are also going to flood me with all I can remember about my companions who have been killed suddenly.

But.

Now. Only now.

An opportunity for ordinary people to have one or not in a lifetime. Elle slowly stripped off her clothes in an attempt to forget her anxiety even for a moment.

Yasushi came down from his room to the living room with a bag for school.

Usually, I do my homework in my own room. I brought that all the way to the living room because when Elle got out of the bath and came back here, I thought I'd be anxious if I wasn't here.

Pull a textbook or notebook from the bag and expand it to a table for meals.

And when I clenched my favorite sharpen to clean up from math first, I stopped moving like his body was frozen.

"... yes, now... eh, Elle's in the bath... you're here..."

Although her ears are long and pointy, etc. she is definitely a very cute girl, although she looks a little different.

Plus, I'm probably the same age as myself. I'm not sure how long alien life spans are, but they won't be that different from themselves from what they look like.

Such a girl is now naked in the bathroom of her own house.

The fact was very exciting for teenagers in their first year of high school.

I unintentionally imagined Elle naked, and Yasushi turned bright red and shook her head.

"Yes, please! I didn't mean to help her..."

Yasushi concentrates on the formula on her notebook in an attempt to kick out the delusions in her head. That's how when I was working on my homework with more than double my usual concentration, the living room door suddenly opened.

"Is that it? It's already up... and uhhhhhhhhhh!!"

A skin-toned object jumped into the living room and rushed into the room with a view to your well-being.

"Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, taka!! So, there's nobody there, but there's, again... oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"

The skin-toned object - Elle - held the head of Yasushi, who turned around while sitting in a chair, into her chest.

Right now, in front of Yasushi - exactly in front of him - there are two things that smell softer and softer and softer, and that are pressed against his face by the cucumber.

Certainly not that big. Still, the cherry blossom tiny fruit that swings in front of you is undoubtedly a real array.

Even Yasuki is a healthy teenager. I've seen women's collections in magazines, DVDs, online, etc., before. But this was the first time I had seen the real one.

Elle, who is in complete panic, has no way of letting go of her embraced Yasushi head.

Eventually, the bright red liquid overflowing from Yasushi's nose pollutes the floor of the pompous and flooring.

"Yastaka!? Are you listening... is that...?

The body of the embraced Yasushi looses its strength and relaxes. At this point, Elle finally figured out what she was dressed to be holding on to Yasushi.

"Shah...... shah!!"

Yasushi finally liberated. He was completely out of his mind at that point, but his face was so full of bliss.

Incidentally, what Elle meant by "the voice of a woman who heard no one" was audio guidance that flowed "the set temperature has been changed" because she accidentally touched the operating panel when she stretched out her body in the bath.