The Elf Is a Freeloader

"Hey, future husband. Do you have time after school today? If you're free, why don't you go buy an engagement ring with me? What, don't worry. I'll replace the ring."

"Come on, Sawamura, will you stop making strange and misleading remarks?"

"Ha, ha. You behave differently than Sawamura. Don't hesitate to call me love. Anything at all is fine with Megumi. Then I'll call you Akatsuka with love and intimacy."

"Never stop..."

In your classroom.

It was only in the beginning that the whole classroom boiled down with the sudden "declaration of marriage" of love, but these days it has completely become the usual sight, and now no one can even penetrate it.

Such a usual exchange of love brought me back to my seat so that I could be driven away by Yasushi.

"Hey, love. That joke, how long are you gonna keep going?

Aiya, whose seat is close to love, asks love with a slightly fed up look.

Love with a decent look on that question.

"Come on, people don't listen to bad jokes. I'm not even full."

"Huh? Well, then, I'm serious about you..."

As Love lowered his back to his seat, he turned his body toward Aoi.

"He's... Akatsuka is damn serious is the less interesting guy in the handle. It might not be a lot of fun if we were to hang out. But if you look at him as a married man, I think he's got some kind of high property inside."

and.

Love speaks while engraving an invincible grin on his face.

"If you describe him in a nutshell, it's like, 'No, no, no, no, no.' It looks like ten people, and it's never tall. Above and beyond athletic and academic skills. Exactly." Neither acceptable nor impossible. "But..."

When love closes its eyes only once, it opens its eyes again and gives a look somewhere far away.

"─ It is up to each person to make 'without possibility or impossibility' a strength or weakness. I'm the former, by the way. Hey, hey. Hey, you were talking about my family situation, weren't you?

To this word of love, Aye nodded bewildered.

The House of Love is a mother and child family. Her father suddenly disappeared when she enrolled in secondary school.

I stopped coming home one day pretentiously leaving the house, and I still don't know where I'm going.

Originally, his father never worked properly, and he was the lowest person who would be fine and violent towards his mother and love if he got in a bad mood with a cereal crush that poured wages earned by his mother into alcohol, tobacco and gambling.

Honestly, when I heard that my father was gone, love was so much more wrapped up in relief than feeling loneliness and sadness.

After that, my mother and I, not wealthy but happily ever after, came to this day.

"... for me growing up in such a family, 'normal family' is the ideal one. And if it's him... if it's Akatsuka, I think we can build that 'normal home'."

Because of its serious character, Yasushi will not drown in alcohol, tobacco or gambling. Of course, you may be a little hobby, but there should still be nothing to indulge in until you break your home.

Perhaps she wants Elle to be her sister-in-law by that time because she's visionary of a very 'normal family' with a father and a mother and brothers and sisters.

"It's serious about him, so he's never going to be Neat or anything else in the future, and he's going to be in a solid profession, such as a civil servant. Besides, I heard your parents are teachers and doctors. Don't you think that's exactly the right person for my ideal 'normal home'? Besides, I have a pretty sister-in-law named Elle."

"... are you serious...?

I get a hurried look somewhere. Aah.

Love is somewhat abusive when it comes to language, but now she's a domestic girl.

Growing up in a mother-child family, she does chores, not as good as Yasushi, and looks above average.

Because of my complex childhood, I can be meticulous and attentive to the minds of others.

It is a strong enough competitor for Aoi to put his thoughts to Yasushi.

To the smell of such a complex chest, Love told him with some prankster grin.

"I told you. I'm not even full, he said. I really don't think you can marry Akatsuka."

"And so I say,"

"What do you mean," say "?

On the way home from school.

Aye, who dropped out of school with love, was suddenly baffled by words rang from love walking beside him.

"What's it like to be the ideal female portrait of Akatsuka? You know a little bit about a long relationship, don't you?

"No matter how long we've been together, we don't know because we've never talked about it much."

The information I heard from Aoi Takashi before is that Yasushi prefers the glamour type to the slender type.

I don't know how familiar you are, but I don't know the type of woman you have.

"Hmm. Surely there is nothing like making a woman talk and hear about her ideal female statue? So, if you ask Hagano, you know what I mean?

"Right. I think Ryu would have the opportunity to have that conversation with Yasushi..."

Men would sometimes have such conversations with each other. I mean, they're actually having that conversation.

"Why don't you ask Ryu tomorrow?

"Yeah, let's do that"

I'd like to know a little more about your type of preference.

Now if we can get some more information from Ryu.

While I didn't think about it or think about it, Aye and Love decided to ask Ryu tomorrow about your type of preference.

And the day after that.

"Huh? Yasushi's favorite type of woman?

"That's right. I want you to let me know if you know."

Ryu, summoned to the corner of the school building by aye and love during lunch break, was bewildered when they asked him that.

"Well, you know, me and Yasushi look at the magazine's glacial idols. It's exciting, and sometimes we talk about porn all the time."

"A man to man would be like that. Even I'm going to understand the area, so if you know anything, let me know."

The unexpectedly serious love of expression and the awhile slightly dyed cheeks and pointed that way, still only the ears stand firm. Aah.

It was Ryu who looked at the two of them in surprise, but when he laughed meaningfully at them he cut them out like this.

"So? What are you two offering me as an informational fee?

"Right...... So, a photo of Aye's gym time dressing scene I took hidden...... so what do you say?

Love takes your smartphone out of your pocket and makes it look fuzzy in a meaningful way.

"Ok, I got on!!"

"Don't ride, you idiot!!"

Ay kicked up Ryu's tibia.

Unexpectedly, Ryu jumps up to the severe pain that suddenly struck his tibia.

"Hey love!? When did you take a picture like that!?"

Anger stuffs in the dew too. Aw. But love lightly flushes that smell.

"Don't worry, it's just a joke. I've never taken a picture like that."

"Wouldn't that be true!?"

Love presents a smartphone image folder to find out what it is, and Aye peeks into it.

While they were having such an exchange, Ryu was in a slight tear with a sore tibia.

"Right. If you want to give a specific example…"

Ryu, who managed to resurrect, thinks arm in arm while being held by the wall.

While doing so, I steal a glimpse of love.

Love is an extremely serious look. Ryu also thought the example "declaration of marriage" was just a joke, but maybe he's out of the picture. Seriously.

"I heard from him a while ago that if you were going to get married in the future, you would still prefer a family woman. At least a woman with the same cooking skills as herself."

"Huh...? Or the same level as Yasushi......?

As soon as you do, you look pale.

She is familiar with it. What level of cooking is Yasushi making?

In response to that smell, love, which had never eaten Yasushi's handicrafts, gave me a confident grin.

"Cooking, huh? Well, if you're cooking, I'm a little confident."

"... love can say that because I have never eaten your dishes..."

From the way Aoi drops his shoulders disappointingly, love roughly guesses your culinary arm.

"Is the dish made by Akatsuka so delicious...?

"Well... I've known him a lot for a long time... but at least the average high school boy's level is over."

"Even girls don't have that level, not boys..."

"When I was in elementary and middle school camping and woodland school, I thought I'd make it good to be in the same squad as him."

I know Aya Ryu.

Yes, Elle, who is bound by what he eats other than what he sees, eats what you cook without saying anything.

Maybe so much that she doesn't want to go back to the original world because of your cooking.

"Well, that's it... Then why don't you treat Akatsuka to a scout once... but how do I cut the problem out..."

It's just hard to say "feed me because I want to know the level of my cooking arm".

"The next time I get a chance, I'll make sure you speak up."

"I'm sorry. Grateful."

Love honestly bowed his head to Ryu.

"But that's surprising. I didn't know Sawamura was so serious about you..."

"To be honest, it was certainly just momentum at first... but if you think about it, a human being named Akatsuka is close to my ideal. Is that why? When I started conscious again, I could think of him surprisingly well."

Showing a little shame, love told Ryu and Aoi all over his chest.

And Ryu and Aoi were impressed by the love they realized the charm of a human being called Yasushi. The other two know best that Yasushi, who is only a normal human being, is a very good person from the point of view of his human charm.

That's why they have always kept their thoughts and best friends in secret.

Nevertheless, Ryu is not even a little jealous of Yasushi, who receives the thoughts of Aye, Love, and the familiar women named Elle alone.

He is also a normal high school boy. It wouldn't be impossible to have that kind of emotion.

"When that happens, the biggest obstacle is, after all..."

"Oh. I guess Mr. Elle"

"What. You were realizing how Elle felt?

"Sort of. That's all I've always been beside Akatsuka, always with a happy smile on my face. It'd be weirder not to notice, wouldn't it?

Always beside you if you notice, Elle smiles happily. I don't know if that's what she does consciously, but it's easy to imagine what's in Elle's heart if he sees it.

"Sure, the minutes are bad...... pretty bad, but still it's not doctrine to admit losing without fighting. Even if the other person is Mr. Elle, he only bumps into you with all his might straight from the front. If you lose, you'll give up on Akatsuka."

"No, I don't know what to say... you're really a man. If you were a man and I was a woman, I would have fallen in love with you."

"For once, let's say thank you"

Ryu whining in a heartfelt wind, and a love snorting in eagle furrowing at it.

And.

And Aye, once again informed of the feelings of love that could be described as his best friend, stared at her side with what a complicated look.