The Empress’s Gigolo

Ren Baqian looked at the people below. Today looks much better than yesterday, and he has a lot of respect.

"Let ’s talk about physics today." Ren Baqian said to everyone, and logically he should first talk about words, but he still felt that everyone should be motivated first.

After all, here is not on the earth, the ancient people have no learning habits, they must first let everyone keep a certain interest in learning.

The people below looked at him intently, and it seemed that what they said yesterday had some effect.

"In the first class, let's talk about the movement of objects." Ren Baqian picked up a stone and placed it on the podium: "Is this stone stationary or moving?"

"Still." Someone answered immediately.

Ren Baqian nodded, took the stone up again, and then let go, and immediately fell to the ground to make a soft noise.

"Is this stone still or moving?"

"Fell down."

"The answer is still or moving!" Ren Baqian emphasized.

"Sporty."

"Can the stone move?" Ren Baqian asked.

Everyone heard the question and froze. Could the stone move?

Ren Baqian picked up the stone and moved it up and down with his hands: "Is the stone still or moving now?"

"Still, your hands are moving."

"So ..." Ren Baqian let his stones fall to the ground again. "Is it still or moving?"

"Teacher, it is the stone that is falling down. The stone itself cannot move, but it will move when it falls down." Tonglan first responded.

"That's half right."

"You sit on the carriage, or on the back of the mount, the mount moves forward, everything around is going backwards, who is moving?"

"You said that the mount is moving? But you are not moving, but the position of the mount and yours have not changed, but everything around you is moving backwards ..."

"I want to tell you that static and motion are relative. This stone is in my hand, relative to my hand, it is static. But relative to this classroom or you, this stone is moving ... "

"You fell from the sky, you didn't move, but everything around was moving ..."

"Mechanical motion is the most common movement in the universe. Everything in nature is moving, depending on what the reference object is ..."

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"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good. Sex is similar, and habits are far apart. Guru does not teach, **** is transferred. The way of teaching is expensive. You have to choose a neighbour. Xi Meng mother, choose a neighbor. The child does not learn, breaks down ..." Ren Baqian used chalk There are Chinese characters written on the blackboard. The first five paragraphs of the Three-character Classic are written down, a total of 60 characters, and then the corresponding world text is written under each character.

"It must be written down and memorized. People, that's how they are ..."

"Stupid, the zigzags are dots, crisscrosses, crickets, what are you?"

"Who is Meng Meng? Tell you a story called Meng Meng Three Moves ..."

"Today's homework, these thirty words must be written ten times, and I will hand it in tomorrow. I will bring it with myself. If you don't have one, ask me for it ..."

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"You answer again, what is 6 plus 3? Do you dare to say eleven I'll hit you now ..." Ren Baqian roared fiercely, and his hand touched the eight-step gun.

Below, a young man with a large round waist and a round face turned his head blankly, then his eyes brightened: "6 + 3 is 8."

"boom!"

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"Remember how each number is written, from 1 to 10, today's math assignment: 2 + 7 +? 4 + 9 =? ..."

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When Ren Baqian went to school, he once wanted to support education after graduation and leave a memory of his life, but in the end he was obsessed with station B, and he threw this idea to where he didn't know where to go.

Unexpectedly, now that she has turned into a new generation of remote areas to assist teachers, it can be regarded as fulfilling her dream of supporting education.

Seeing that everyone was out of the gate of the school, Ren Baqian was holding his heart, and felt that he was about to get out of his heart.

I remember when I saw the news. Parents accompanied their children to do homework qi to myocardial infarction, and cerebral hemorrhage. What are you? I'm a forty-nine idiot.

"Well, take your time ..." Ren Baqian finally sighed, let the guards clean up the classroom, and finally closed the door of the school and returned to the palace.

"How?" The Empress asked Ren Baqian with a smile. Before Ren Baqian returned to the palace, his roar in the academy was known to the Empress.

"Stupid, but there should be rescue." Ren Baqian thought about it. Although he was so annoyed by the idiots just now, he also knows that learning is not a day or two thing.

At that time, the old lady's class teacher pointed to himself and said that she would definitely be out of luck. He didn't want to easily deny the future of these people.

The meaning of the gardener is to water the flowers so that the flowers can grow, bud, and finally bloom.

The Empress nodded, and Ren Baqian could just say so.

After lunch, Ren Baqian met a few people in Pingle Court, the treasurer of the two caravans in the palace.

"I've seen what you have done over the years, and it's not good. Look at your list. This sour wine should have an altar of twelve silver? A silk thirty-two silver? And you sell The final price of things is much lower than the market price. If it hasn't been for your honesty, I would suspect that you are eating and eating. "

Ren Baqian patted the paper on the table with his hand and said.

"Master Ren, it's not that we want to do this. It's because they all buy our things at a low price. We can't sell them at low prices. We also know the price of these purchases, but there is really no way.

The words of the two shopkeepers didn't look very good at the moment when they were allowed to be eight thousand, and their faces were all wronged expressions.

"If you really have any problems, you should know your nature. As for me, you will know later.

I will be responsible for this in the future. You must report to me. My Majesty is different from Her Majesty. Her Majesty has too many things to worry about every day. Regardless of this, I don't talk so well. Things are done, rewarded, not done, and punished.

I hope you all can do your part, and I will naturally not treat you badly, otherwise, you will think of the consequences yourself. "

He didn't know if the two shopkeepers were eating or eating. Anyway, he didn't think that the list was right. No matter what, he banged and said.

"This year's goods are different from previous years. This year these are two kinds of things ..." Ren Baqian opened a box next to his feet, took out a goblet and a classic cup on the table, and then took out two mirrors. .

"You two see, how much can this thing sell?"

"This is a cup? It's so clear and transparent, I don't know what material it is made from, and the subordinates think that it can sell at least five hundred and two silvers."

"This mirror is also different from the bronze mirror. It is so clear, at least one thousand and two."

The two shopkeepers have looked at each other carefully, with a surprised expression on their faces, the cup is not mottled, completely transparent, and the mirror can even see the hair on the face.

Ren Baqian took a closer look at the two, "Should you be a spy from another country?"

"Master!" The two were startled.

"Cups sell at least five thousand and two silvers, but this is made of completely clear and transparent gemstones. Would you tell me five hundred and two?"

"And this mirror, which is completely visible and bright in color, can reflect the scene without any difference. It needs at least thirty-two thousand silver to sell."

You should know that when Mercury mirrors were just produced in Venice, tin foil was needed at that time, which required 150,000 francs. Besides, this kind of perfect mirror is now sold, and it is not excessive to sell thirty-two thousand silver.

If the output is not too high, and glass will appear in many places in Dayao in a few years, he wants to ship as soon as possible, collect a fortune, and even want to increase the price.

"Sir, no one will charge this price." The two treasurers whispered.

"Are you stupid?" Ren Yaochi pointed to Zen and almost poked them on their heads.

"Then there are a lot of green houses in those two countries? Find the best and highest-grade green houses, give them a sum of money, and let them be the most popular flower queen holding two cups, and auction them on the spot.

I told you that the blue house is the place with the most sons and brothers, and it is the best place to sell.

Sell ​​a pair in one place, then sell in another city.

It ’s easy to say that the side of the blue building, or give them a thousand or two, all the selling money belongs to us, otherwise they will be divided with them, if it is not sold to them five hundred, at the time of the auction, the price of two thousand silvers will start from Do you see if they agree? "

Or you can directly find an influential son ~ www.readwn.com ~ Give him a pair of cups and ask for nothing else, just let him introduce this thing to others, and then you will give him a commission and sell one Give him 500 more silver.

When the fame goes out, naturally someone will come to you to buy it.

And this mirror, you have to remember a word, love lasts forever, the silver mirror will last forever.

This mirror is the best token for lovers.

As for those who have been married, what else in the world can be more precious than a mirror that completely reflects their looks?

The man's mouth is all empty. Only this mirror will not lie to himself.

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Ren Baqianli gave the two men two hours of sales lessons, and both of them were silly.

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