The Empress’s Gigolo

Ren Baqian and the Emperor thought that returning to the New Year this time was to enjoy the atmosphere of the New Year and spend two more leisurely days.

However, it turned out that they definitely thought too much.

The Empress has only heard of her invisible name for a few years, and her mother-in-law, granddaughter, granddaughter ...

Starting from the beginning of the Chinese New Year, almost all of Ren ’s seven aunts, eight aunts, five uncles, three uncles and two uncles went to Ren ’s house in person. People come in and out like the gates of Lancheng.

Of course, they come here.

In fact, they came to watch.

Obviously in the beginning of the first year, I will go to my uncle's house, and on the fourth and fifth day of the fourth year, I will go to two aunts' houses, and now everything has changed.

After two days, he couldn't bear even the eighth term, and led the emperor to flee.

As for the two flying riders, they bought a plane ticket and threw a bank card with 100,000 yuan in it. With a strict warning, the two started a new flying ride adventure.

The two flying riders naturally overjoyed. It has been a year since they heard the two idiots boasting, and now it's their turn.

They felt that if there was nothing exciting, they would be sorry for the conscience of the world.

Unlike the previous two, the goal of these two at the beginning was not to return to Modu ...

Ren Baqian naturally did not know what kind of basket the two would break out for themselves.

He was squatting at this time. After finding a place to squat, he returned to Da Yao with the emperor. This time, he stayed for five days, and there was not much time left.

When he was relaxed and wiped his **** with paper, his face suddenly changed.

He even touched a meat ball across the paper ... and it hurts ... Could it be the legendary hemorrhoids? Could he become a hemorrhoid himself in the future?

Thinking of that future, Ren Baqian shuddered.

Although there are ten men, nine hemorrhoids, and ten women, ten hemorrhoids, Ren Baqian always smiles to see the situation. When a college roommate washed his **** with potassium permanganate every night, he always smiled with "goodwill".

But when it all happened to him, he was completely stunned.

How could I have such a painful, restless and even skeptical life problem!

Has anyone seen which expert has hemorrhoids?

Think about Qiao Feng's sudden hemorrhoid attack while in Juxianzhuang ...

Think of Huashan's sword. Many masters twisted and twisted the chrysanthemum up to the peak ... Decided to the top of Huashan ... Then first find a place to apply hemorrhoid cream?

Think of Xiao Yan covering her **** with a twisted face and saying, "Don't bully young people ..."

Think of Han Paopao who was fighting side by side with Nangong Wan in the cave to face the evil spirits ... Then shouted: "You help me for five minutes first!" He quickly ran to the back of Nangong Wan to find a place to remove his pants Hemorrhoid medicine?

For example, in the last battle between Wang Chao and GOD, they were swollen with blood, hitting one hammer after another, and then the lower body sprayed blood directly?

Can this story be watched?

How did it turn out when it was your turn?

Ren Baqian's heart collapsed.

Since putting on the pants, the pain in the chrysanthemum has continued for a while.

When he stepped out of both legs and walked out of the toilet with a pale face, the Empress was waiting in the distance.

The location of the two is a restaurant. It was originally intended to have something to go to a toilet and then go out to find a place to go straight back.

I did not expect that such a huge change would happen! It's an apocalyptic disaster!

"What's wrong?" The Empress asked lightly when he saw that his face was not good.

"It's all right!" Ren Baqianzi straightly said, can't tell the emperor herself that chrysanthemums are blooming? Can't say!

"Go back?" The Empress did not say or ask him when he saw him.

"Can't go back ... I want to check something." Ren Baqian looked at the expression of crying, then quickly checked the map, left his legs all the way, and did not dare to exceed thirty centimeters in one step. Go forward.

I dare not grow up, it hurts! !! !!

"Pharmacy ... Ma Yinglong ... Pharmacy ... Ma Yinglong ..." Ren Baqian looked nervously at the map on his mobile phone, looking for the pharmacy not far ahead.

He had never felt time so important.

In the past, I had done all kinds of things two or three hours in advance, and then just waited to shuttle the world. But now, it is possible to go back at any time, maybe one minute, maybe ten minutes, or even half an hour, because he has never calculated the time so accurately.

He must now race against time to go to the pharmacy to buy hemorrhoid cream. He can't afford to spend more time on the Internet to understand what to do with hemorrhoids!

When he saw the pharmacy he was looking for appeared on the side of the road more than ten meters in front, his face finally showed an excited look, and he turned to glance at the Empress, and saw that she was following him silently.

When Ren Baqian turned around, the empress looked at him with a puzzled look: "Why are you walking so strangely? Are you injured? How did you get it?"

Ren Baqian squeezed a dry smile: "Small problems can be solved soon."

With Ren Baqian's voice, the air around him began to show a regular fluctuation, and the female emperor quickly grabbed Ren Baqian's arm.

When Ren Baqian found that the scenery in front of him had changed, his face suddenly changed.

No time! He didn't even buy a hemorrhoid cream!

"What the **** happened?" The Empress asked with narrowed eyes.

"It's really no big deal, Your Majesty doesn't need to worry!" Ren Baqian said with a face.

"How suddenly weird!" The female emperor's face was puzzled, but it was good a while ago ~ www.readwn.com ~ Ren Baqian went to the toilet and it turned into this.

It was difficult to fool the Empress, and after Ren Baqian said goodbye, he walked back deep and shallow, and wondered whether he had hemorrhoids in this world. The Doctor's Bureau did not know if there was any way.

After much deliberation, Ren Baqian didn't know.

Looking at the guards behind him, Ren Baqian asked tightly: "Shi Hu ... I'll ask you something!"

"The governor, what's the matter?" Shi Hu asked two steps forward.

"Do you know about hemorrhoids?" Ren Baqian's face was hard to tell.

"I only know arrow sores!" Shi Hu looked deep.

"Then you know if there is a chrysanthemum!"

"What is a chrysanthemum?"

"Forget it ... it's okay!" Ren Baqian sighed.

Back in the room, lying on the bed and started tossing around, it hurts!

That night he discovered many problems that he had never noticed before.

For example, some people always say that chrysanthemums are tight. When will chrysanthemums be tight? Ren Baqian had never noticed before, but now he knows that it will be when the water is released! Not only will it be tight, but it will also be tight and fast!

Every time the chrysanthemum is tight, the feeling, the sourness ... makes Ren Baqian feel painless.

For example, cough, Ren Baqian never thought that the original cough would be tight!

Such as getting up, does anyone know that it will be tight when getting up?

This evening, I experienced it all at Yachizen.

He was half asleep and awake that night, and he got up late the next day, so he asked the guard to go to the school to take a vacation for the students.

He felt he had to go to the physician's office.

Otherwise this day is really impossible!

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