[Brain...storage...place...(super delicious, I ate it all). ]
"I've already let him wear it, what else do you want from me?"
"I don't want that to happen either, you know, I get confused when I drink too much, I thought he was you, and when I found out something was wrong I had no strength to resist. Don't worry, I was thinking of you at the time, so I didn't betray you. Baby, you have to believe me. I promise you, I will never go out drinking with my girlfriends again, I really love you so much. I just made a mistake that a normal woman would make, please forgive me this time. Besides, putting aside my problem, aren't you right?"
Explosive! ! !
Friends who often eat melons know that melons will randomly refresh anywhere.
As soon as the elevator door opened, Lin Bei, who was carrying a takeaway, heard a very outrageous speech. When he walked out, he saw two people standing at the door of 501, a man and a woman. The woman looked like she had just woken up, her hair was a little messy, and the rotten makeup on her face was enough to show the madness of last night.
Although the speech was outrageous.
But I have to say that she is still pretty.
Wait...
Just then...
In Lin Bei's vision, a row of very strange information lists appeared next to the woman.
[Name: Liu Qiuling. ]
[Appearance score: 80. ]
[Comprehensive score: -90. ]
[Bond:]
[Innate cheating body: 1 (after the bond is turned on, you and the members of the illustrated book increase the probability of being cheated) {1 (50%)/3 (70%)/5 (100%)}. 】
[Innate Liar Body: 1 (After the bond is activated, you and the members of the illustration will increase the probability of being deceived) {1 (10%)/2 (50%)/3 (100%)}. 】
[Unclean Intercourse: 1 (After the bond is activated, you and the members of the illustration will increase the probability of getting sick when having sex) {1 (50%)/2 (100%)}. 】
[Many Men: 1 (Having had sex with at least ten men) (After the bond is activated, you will get a high-quality and fashionable green hat). 】
What the hell is this? !
Lin Bei was stunned.
[Master, this is the function of this book. As long as you include her in the illustration, you and her will have these bond abilities together. Of course, you can control whether she has them. You can have whatever you want. ]
[To improve the bond ability, you only need to collect the specified number of women with the same bond. This should be easy for you who often play chess and shovel. ]
"......."
"It is easy to understand, but... what the hell are you? Not me? I have a system?"
[...]
[Maybe the master was too serious about eating melons just now. I will say it again. There are still five hours before the end of the world. Due to the master's profession, the mortality rate is extremely high during the initial outbreak. Now it is awakened in advance, and the novice gift package is distributed in advance. Please arrange these five hours reasonably. ]
[Newcomer gift package: Classic Desert Eagle (unlimited bullet silenced version), body enhancer (after taking it, the body is immediately strengthened to the limit of ordinary people), system space (one cubic meter). ]
I am not in the mood to eat melons.
Lin Bei focused all his attention on the two words "end of the world". At this moment, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, and his body couldn't help but tremble slightly because of excitement.
The end of the world is coming! ! !
The cheat is here! ! !
Isn't it possible to realize daydreams! ! !
He had long been fed up with this kind of hard life of running around every day, but he had to grit his teeth and persevere for the sake of life, but everything would change in five hours.
"What does it mean to be included?"
[Let the other party be eaten by you willingly! ! ! You know. ]
Yo!
It's so bad, I like it! !
"What kind of apocalypse?"
Lin Bei asked in his heart. He knew that there were many kinds of apocalypse, such as extreme cold, extreme heat, acid rain, zombies, fog, and sweet homes. Different things should be prepared for each kind.
[Zombies. ]
Classic! ! !
"What kind of zombies? The Walking Dead or Train to Busan? Or the ones that can fly and teleport in American TV series?"
[Master, I have no right to answer these questions, because these require your actual exploration. Instead of wasting time asking these questions that you will know in five hours, you might as well prepare supplies and find a safe place to wait for the end of the world. ]
"That's right."
Five hours, not too short, not too long.
He returned to the outside.
Lin Bei glanced at the takeaway in his hand, raised his lips slightly, and walked a few steps to the man and woman who were still talking: "Hello, is this Mr. Zhang Yang?It's the baby-breaking pill you ordered, oh no, the contraceptive pill."
As soon as these words came out.
The faces of the man and woman changed, the woman glared at him fiercely, she finally calmed down her boyfriend, but he did this, all her saliva and tears were wasted.
Bad review!
Zhang Yang must give him a bad review!!
And the man couldn't help but say: "Didn't you tell him to wear it? Then why did he buy this for you? ? ? ”
“Baby, listen to my explanation. He was halfway…”
Lin Bei was not interested in the following conversation. He put down the Broken Infant Pill and turned to get into the elevator to leave. If he wanted to live a decent life…
I have been delivering food for almost a year.
He has seen a lot of this situation.
The most common one is that a boyfriend in a long-distance relationship orders flowers for his girlfriend, but the person who opens the door is a man in a bathrobe.
In the elevator.
Lin Bei thought that the end of the world would come in five hours. Should he notify his close friends to prepare? But who made him the innate protagonist?
College classmate?
Forget it.
It’s been a year since we graduated, and we are unfamiliar.
She?
Yes!
She!
Of course it’s my girlfriend!!!
Come on!
Who hasn’t been in love yet?!
There’s really no one who graduated and still doesn’t have a girlfriend!!!!!!
But the two of them are currently separated.
I made a phone call In the past, after a few simple chats, I learned that she was at home and hung up the phone. The reason for the breakup was rather old-fashioned. Her family looked down on him as an ordinary person with no background and no future. At that time, they wanted to give him a sum of money to let him leave, but he refused.
However, on the eve of the breakup, she secretly accompanied him for three days and three nights, and gave him everything he had given and had not given.
Before the breakup.
She said that this was not a breakup, but a short separation for a better reunion, and she would come back to him when she was completely independent. He didn't say anything, but he knew that long-distance relationships were the beginning of a breakup, but now was the end of the world.
...
Stock up! Stock up! ! !
The first step to stock up!
Open the APP!
Place an order!
Save time and effort! ! !
"Rice, let's buy a hundred bags of ten kilograms first. Damn, the rice on takeout is really expensive. The cheapest ten kilograms costs more than fifty."
"Good, more than five thousand is gone."
"Drinking water is five liters a bucket, ten yuan a bucket, let's buy a few hundred buckets first. "
To be honest, it's too much.
My buddy has a cheat, so he's not afraid of not having the strength to go out and find supplies, but now he can stockpile as much as he can.
I ordered dozens of takeouts that I usually don't want to eat, and when I ran out of money, I borrowed money on major platforms. I thought I would never touch such things in my life, but now I have used up all the credit limits.
"Tongzi."
"One cubic meter of system space is a bit too abstract, can you expand it for me? Not too much, one million cubic meters is enough. In Tomato's novel, the system space of the end of the world is tens of billions of cubic meters, which is too small. ”
[...]
No one paid any attention to him.
The silence of the system was deafening.
It doesn’t matter, the small one is also very cute~
Lin Bei ordered rice and water from different merchants. There were many stores on the platform. After ordering a lot of meat from the butcher shop, he went home and stuffed a lot of vegetables into the refrigerator’s fresh-keeping layer.
Looking at the refrigerator, Lin Bei smiled.
When Enyu chose to rent this house, she was attracted by this large double-door refrigerator. She said that she liked to stock up and fill the refrigerator full, so that she would not starve to death in case of the end of the world. It was simply a divine prophecy.
The power outage will definitely go out.
But it shouldn’t be that fast. He can eat fresh vegetables a few days before the end of the world.
At the same time.
The rice and drinking water he ordered also arrived one after another.
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