The Eunuch is Pregnant

Le Yao Yao felt depressed when faced with Leng Yi Xuan’s innocent question.

Poor child. He lost his daddy before he was born…

“Xuan’er, your daddy has never left us. In fact, he sees us on a daily basis. Your daddy is in Heaven. Every night, the brightest star is your father. He’s been watching over us this whole time!”

Hearing this, Leng Yi Xuan acted like he truly understood. But before he could reply, he was distracted by what was happening in front of him.

Because, the cooking competition was over. Now, the chefs were placing their dishes on separate plates for the judges and the common people to try.

The common people could vote for the one they liked the most.

Since Le Yao Yao and Leng Yi Xuan were standing in the front row, the chefs all handed the plate to the adorable Yi Xuan.

So, Le Yao Yao and her son were lucky enough to be one of the common people selected.

In no time, Leng Yi Xuan’s mouth was all oily. Le Yao Yao smiled and gently asked, “Xuan’er, do you like it?”

“Mmm! Yummy!! Mom- daddy, you try it too!”

Leng Yi Xuan sweetly handed the simmer fried spare ribs to Le Yao Yao. Although the simmer fried spare ribs were sour, Le Yao Yao felt a sweetness overdose.

“Daddy, does it taste good?” Leng Yi Xuan beamed.

“Yes.”

Le Yao Yao didn’t care to stay for the outcome of the competition. So, after eating, she left with Leng Yi Xuan.

After walking around for the entire afternoon, they were almost done with downtown Dali. By now, it was nearly sunset.

If they weren’t interrupted by vulgar voices, Le Yao Yao would’ve thought the day was perfect.

“Oh!? I see a handsome young gentleman!” jeered a man. Then, several guys snickered.

Le Yao Yao looked up to view the source of the voice. She frowned and looked disgusted.

Standing ahead of her were a few men dressed in extravagant clothing. However, they looked like hooligans. They were roughly around twenty years of age. It was obvious that they came from wealthy backgrounds and were the type that loved stirring trouble.

They were the type of people that Le Yao Yao despised the most. She hated how they were staring at her with their perverted eyes.

After experiencing so much, Le Yao Yao could instantly tell their sinister thoughts.

They must be interested in men!

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao thought it was kind of funny. Regardless if she disguised as a woman or man, she still had trouble following her around.

Oh well. Although they outnumbered her, they were no match for her. After all, she was a disciple of the Tianshan Daoist! If she couldn’t even defeat these losers, she would cause her sifu to lose face!

At this moment, the men were rubbing their palms together, smiling perversely.

“Hoho! This young master looks very delicate. Are you interested in playing with us? We promise to give you a good time!”

“Yes, beauty! You look pretty good! Your skin looks as smooth as a cracked hard boiled egg. I really want to touch…”

“Hey. Old Li, you’re too impatient. You’ll be able to touch soon enough!”

“Hue hue hue! But this is one quality beauty! He looks better than all the boy toys I’ve seen!”

“Not only is he attractive, the child is good too! I am getting excited just thinking about it!”

“Hey, you even want to do it with the child? Your taste is too strong! Then again, the child is high quality as well!” 

So now, the ill intentioned men were hungrily staring at Le Yao Yao and Leng Yi Xuan.

Before Le Yao Yao could say a word, her son bravely turned to Le Yao Yao.

“Daddy, are these uncles bad people? Xuan’er doesn’t like they way they are looking at us.”

“Oh? Why is that?”

“Because their stares remind me of rats from the gutter! So gross!”

Stop stealing my translations. Le Yao Yao is disappointed you’re reading from the evil source! Xuan’er will give you a disgusted look.

Then, Leng Yi Xuan added a shiver and a disgusted expression to emphasize his words.

Le Yao Yao couldn’t help but laugh. Her son was too cute! She gave him a kiss on the cheek and praised. “Xuan’er, good job! Xuan’er is a smart boy. Xuan’er can tell who is good and bad at such a young age. So what should we do when we’re faced with bad guys?”

Leng Yi Xuan spoke in his baby voice with no hesitation. “Beat them up!”

“Yes! Daddy will beat them up!”

On the contrary, the men were turning green. “Punk, who did you say looks like a rat?”

“Humph! Mother! It is your luck that I find you attractive. Rather than choosing the toast, you prefer the punishment. Charge, brothers!”

A man hollered and all the guys rubbed their fists as they headed for Le Yao Yao.

Currently, Le Yao Yao was on the hillside. Usually, this area was quite deserted at night. That was why the men were so unafraid to do whatever they pleased.

The men assumed Le Yao Yao was weak. So, they weren’t intimidated at all. They assumed it would only take a few seconds to knock Le Yao Yao out. Then, they could release their seeds on “him” and enjoy themselves.

After all, they have done countless acts like this in the past.

In addition, they were from a wealthy background. Even if people asked for justice, they would just send them away with money.

If they weren’t satisfied by money, then they’ll beat them up until they are!

Le Yao Yao lowered her head and looked down on Leng Yi Xuan. “Xuan’er, hold onto mommy.”

“Alright!”