The Eunuch’s Consort Rules the World

"Why do you want to go to Luoyang, didn't the princess let Mother Bai and the others go to Luoyang to attract the attention of the thousand-year-old Lord?" Bai Yu looked at Xiliang Mo reading the full text of Mu'an Chenxia with some confusion.

Xi Liang Mo looked at the scenery on both sides of the road as the carriage galloped by, with crooked eyes and a sly smile: "The most dangerous place is the safest place."

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and walking towards the mountains of the tigers, there may be a completely unexpected good effect.

Bai Yu groaned thoughtfully for a moment, and then couldn't help but muttered: "But from the servant's point of view, even if the princess had avoided the thousand-year-old Lord in Luoyang, you would not be able to hide from him for a lifetime. If you catch it..."

Bai Yu didn't finish talking, but she always felt that according to the princess's repeated provocation of Chitose's Lord, if she was caught by Chitose's Lord, she might not have a very happy result.

But... she always felt that the princess was very old and stubborn, and she often taught them these personal servants to fight unprepared battles, so if they had not been 100% sure, the princess would not dare to do so. Right!

"The princess has already figured out the countermeasures if it really falls into the hands of Lord Chitose?" Bai Yu suddenly drove the car while looking forward to Xi Liang Mo.

Xiliang Mo supported his cheek, glanced at Bai Yu, then lazily squinted his eyes and said, "If you are caught, you will catch it, and you will talk about it when you catch it."

He wouldn't really kill her anyway, but he might suffer a little bit of flesh and blood.

However, she believes that he will get busy soon. At that time, he will probably focus on the business, and he must pay less attention to himself.

Bai Yu was completely stunned for a moment, and stared at Xi Liang Mo with an unbelievable gaze: "The princess, the maidservant has to say that you are really courageous."

Xiliang Mo smiled and patted Bai Yu: "Don't admire me too much."

In fact, she also admired her courage to stroke the tiger's beard and kick the tiger's ass!

A chubby dark red parrot jumped on Xi Liang Mo's shoulder against the cold wind, stared at Xi Liang Mo's big round black eyes, rubbed his head against Xi Liang Mo, and yelled twice to show that it also agreed very much. Baiyu's words.

Xiliang Mo squeezed its fatter belly, then pinched it with two fingers, catching the little fat bird who was about to take the opportunity to get into her coat, and threw it on Bai Yu.

Xiao Bai was thrown into a roll on Bai Yu's body. It flexibly held Bai Yu's belt with its beak, and its two wings flopped desperately before falling into the Super Master Aventure.

Bai Yu hurriedly pulled the reins and pulled Xiaobai onto his leg with one hand. He couldn't help muttering in a low voice, "Princess, Xiaobai is still young, can you be gentle?"

Xiaobai spread his wings, and her dark eyes seemed to be filled with tears-oh, sister Baiyu is the best, please give Xiaobai me endless gentleness!

After that, it was very moved and hurriedly got into Baiyu's clothes, and then squinted his eyes with enjoyment, um, soft, hot, so comfortable~

Between the ice and snow, and the cold wind, what better place to go than to have such a ‘house’?

Xiaobai enjoys that the snow-white soft feathers on his head are spreading out-its bird life is complete again.

Xi Liang Mo glanced at Bai Yu with a pity and a little embarrassment, looking at a small animal in her clothes, but with a helpless appearance, she couldn't help but shook her head secretly.

Bai Yu looks like the smartest girl among all girls on weekdays, but this kind of temperament that is inconsistent when encountering a cute species is probably destined to let her fall into the hands of this kind of pig and tiger.

—The dividing line of Lao Tzu's irritated Chitose Lord —

Just when Bailiqing and Xiliangmo were both heading for Luoyang separately, they left Shangjing for the first time, and the Madam Bai and her group, who had been staying in the inn, were approaching the time for dinner.

"Hey, you... okay, it's getting late!" Bai Rui asked the person in front of her with embarrassment blushing while closing her eyes.

"Yeah, that's all right." The charm screamed.

Bai Rui was really embarrassed and impatient, her arms holding the vase were already a little numb, she couldn't help but complained again: "This is very tired, how long do you have to urinate!"

Mei Qi said unhurriedly: "I don't know, obviously you refuse to untie me, so I can only aim slowly. If you accidentally spill it on your hands, you can't blame me!"

"Dare you!" Bai Rui was so sick that she got goosebumps all over her body. She almost habitually stared at Mei Qi, but the next moment, she suddenly remembered that someone hadn't worn pants, and immediately closed her eyes again. .

Mei Qi was standing by the window, staring at the bed, Bai Rui was holding the vase and stood upright, not daring to move at all, but dared to mumble, a narrow smile passed through his eyes, and he let go as soon as he raised his hand. Two strange-looking sparrows in his hand, the sparrows flew straight into the distance.

Afterwards, he closed the window silently again, then walked to the bed and shook the rope thrown on the bed. The rope wrapped around his arms like a snake, looking as if he was still bound. Normally, seeing Bai Rui couldn't help being cursed, he hooked a water bottle gently with his toes, and then lifted it to the vase in Bai Rui's hand.

Bai Rui was about to give up this ridiculous act of using a vase to explain Mei Qi. Suddenly, she felt that the vase in her hand sank and frightened her. When Bai Rui remembered what he was holding, she felt nauseous and couldn't help it. Screaming: "Why do you pee without saying hello!"

Mei Qi poured water into the kettle and raised her eyebrows and said, "Oh, I thought you were ready."

Bai Rui's cheeks flushed, and she couldn't help but gritted her teeth and tremblingly said: "Don't talk nonsense, are you all right?"

She was groaning in her heart, ooh, she couldn't get married anymore, so she went to pick up... to pick up the urine of a bare-ass man!

For the princess, she really made a sacrifice!

Mei Qi looked at Bai Rui's appearance, and only felt that her face was flushed and flushed, especially like a small animal-the irritated parrot Xiaobai. His tricky heart came up again, and he mentioned the teapot in a serious and authentic manner. : "Well, all right."

Listening to Mei Qi's words, Bai Rui finally couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and immediately put the vase in her hand on the ground disgustingly, muttering in a low voice: "Well, it's finally done."

Mei Qi's voice sounded coolly again: "My trouser belt has not been drawn yet."

Bai Rui's face that had just eased up instantly flushed again: "Hey, don't take too much of an inch!"

Mei Qi glanced at Bai Rui, remembering what Mei Liu had told him, men are not bad, women do not love, they just have to do bad things to women once in a while, molesting them, in order to arouse the other's shyness, a woman will blush at you If you feel shy in front of you, it shows that she likes you.

She likes you. Wouldn't it be logical for you to marry her?

Although Mei Qi thinks Mei Liu's words are a bit strange, why do women like bad guys?

Don’t you always say that women like good people?

Moreover, if the bad guy is murder and arson, the low-level standard of being caught by the yamen, he feels that he is bad enough, but Bai Rui still refuses to marry him.

Mei Liu said that it was his bad direction. Since Mei Liu was always the one who was chased by Bai Yu, Mei Qi thought for a long time and still felt that what he said made sense.

Mei Qi has read many of the eighteen-forbidden books such as "Lord, Trick with the Slave Family", "The Young Master, the Slave Family Wants", "The Bully, You Are Good or Bad"... and so on. He decided to change his posture to appear in front of Bai Rui.

So at this moment, Mei Qi still decided to continue to molest Bai Rui and said: "You forgot, did you tie my hand?"

Bai Rui couldn't move forward or retreat, but with her eyes closed, she could feel the look of Mei Qi staring at her, as if she were watching a joke. When she was annoyed, she bit her scalp and reached out to pull the belt of his trousers.

But the moment she stretched out her hand and held it, she immediately realized that it was wrong. This one in her hand, like a short and round pillar, was hard and slippery. What was it?

If Bai Rui didn’t know anything, that’s all, but at this moment, the pictures of the boutique erotica that she saw in Bailiqing’s study flashed in her mind. At first, she didn’t dare to look at it, but afterwards, she could not bear it. I had a secret discussion with the princess in private curiously.

So at this moment, she seemed to be struck by lightning in an instant.

Could it be...maybe...could it be...or...this is that, that thing?

Mei Qi looked at Bai Rui's reaction, and was about to prepare a wicked smile at the corner of her lips when she opened her eyes, to confuse Bai Rui's mind, and then Bai Rui would curse in embarrassment. : "Mei Seven, you are good or bad,..."

He looked at her wickedly and affectionately: "Bai Rui, I only treat you badly, marry me."

Bai Rui was extremely shy: "Okay..."

then-

Then Bai Rui suddenly screamed and jumped up like a cat stepping on its tail: "Ah!" She closed her eyes and stabbed the contents of her hand as if she had been pricked.

The dialogue that Mei Qi had originally thought choked in her throat for an instant, and her expression became unusually pale: "Um...Bai Rui...!"

But Bai Rui didn't care so much, she only recognized one death reason, she didn't see anything, it was all the fault of Mei Qi, the disciple!

It was he who caused him to touch something disgusting!

Then Bai Rui sobbed sadly-violently punched and kicked Mei Qi, who had temporarily lost the ability to fight back because of her sneak attack, and then ran out of the inn crying and ran and cursed: "Woo...no Be sure to chase it out, or I'll go shit... No... die!"

Damn it, it was the princess who said strange things all day, making her threatening people so unsure.

Bai Rui became more and more sad, covering her face all the way, rushed downstairs, rushed to the dining table, and it was time for dinner!

Starve that disciple to death!

Mei Qi's face was pale and bent half on the bed, looking stiffly at the back of Bai Rui's message outside the door, and barely squeezed a word from her teeth: "Don't worry, you don't need to go to the shit, I can't chase it. …It's just a candle!"

Only when he can chase after a ghost, he just caught a glimpse of a candle on the lampstand, and he took the candle off easily, learning the way the romantic man flirts with the little lady next door in "The Bully, Are You Good or Bad", but he is Handed the candle to Bai Rui, where did she think that the girl would move the barrel forward when she picked the candle so vigorously, right in the middle of her crotch, and then just scrapped him!

It can be seen that the words of this despicable villain, Mei Liu, are really unbelievable!

Um... it hurts!

After enduring the pain, Mei Qi took out a notebook from his arms and took out a pen to write down the summary of the mission's failure on it.

-Men are not bad, women do not love, it's shit!

—Mei Liu's words don't even believe in ghosts!

…

And Bailiqing's people and horses were much quieter than the two groups of Xiliangmo people and horses.

Although Prince Hassan, who came from the illustrious world, ignored his being beaten into a pig by the'His Royal Highness Nine Thousand Years Old Princess', he still reported to the emperor without regret. The'His Royal Highness Princess of the Nine Thousand Years' came to Luoyang, but Bailiqing only passed by with a cold eye. Naturally, there are countless ways for the chief of li supervisor to make Prince Hassan fall asleep.

So Prince Hassan was thrown into a wooden box on the carriage in a painful posture. He basically slept all the way to Luoyang. Everyone from the prison guard "forgot" the existence of Prince Hassan while eating. In the five-day journey, Prince Hassan felt that he had a sore back and leg cramps after only two days of sleep, and his proud belly was a little smaller, and he was alone with the'His Royal Highness Nine Thousand Years Old Princess'. I don’t even have the chance to read the full text of Changsheng.

Fortunately, he was granted a privilege as a prince. He lived in the palace of "His Royal Highness Nine Thousand Years Old Princess" in Luoyang.

Of course, this palace, the people of the Central Plains call it-the yamen of the Executive Office of Li Supervision!

…

Luoyang City.

To the north is Mount Mang, to the south to look at Yique, Luoshui runs through it, to the east to Hulao Pass, to the west to control Hangu Pass, surrounded by mountains and forests of Xiongguan; and dominates "in the world", "East presses Jianghuai, west Lie on Guanlong, the north leads to Youyan, and the south is Jingxiang.” Therefore, all dynasties and dynasties have been the place where the emperors of the Central Plains competed.

Between Heluo, living in the world, it is endowed with the sincere and majestic atmosphere of the Central Plains, but also has the charming and charming qualities of the southern water villages.

Recently, people in Luoyang City feel that the atmosphere in the city is a bit strange recently. It's hard to say why. It's just the new year. The surrounding city gate soldiers seem to be stricter, and the factory guards of the Supervisor of Li and Li have personally guarded the square. Under the city gate, all men, women, children, and children who enter and exit Luoyang City are strictly investigated.

If there is no proof of road guide or land security, anyone needs to go to the office in person to go to the factory and guards to explain the reasons and prove their identity. Otherwise, they will be temporarily detained at the office rented. In the inn.

These days coincided with the Snow Peony's contest for the top prize. It was the annual grand gathering between the courtesans and the Luoshui riverside oirans. Therefore, the government's rigorous investigation made the courts and lakes complaints, but Luoyang is the capital of Beijing. , Has always been a heavy ground for military aircraft, with one hundred thousand Luohe troops stationed nearby.

Even if they are all high-ranking experts, they dare not directly confront the regular army.

So they all put out their usual brave and ruthless minds, and temporarily squatted obediently in the teahouse and restaurant, drinking melon seeds, drinking and chatting.

Especially Luohefang, which is famous for its wine, dog meat, wine niang, and three fragrances, is the most attractive for the largest civilian wine shop.

"What the **** is going on? How did these lackeys of the Superintendent of Rites conduct such strict investigations? The fierce ghost knife king Ermazi who lived next to me was discovered by the Superintendent of Guitou three years ago. The Lord is caught in prison!" While the hero A cut a piece of dog meat and stuffed it into his big mouth, he whispered to his companions. Of course, his voice was like a bell, and naturally all the people in the inn stood up together. ear.

The green forest hero Yi touched the little hand of the Jiu Niang who had brought up the wine, and fascinatedly stuffed a piece of silver into the Jiu Niang’s chest, and then said very secretly: "Who knows, I heard that it was the nine-thousand-year-old. The old thief ran away from a concubine, stole his start and returned the Yang Pill, and went to Luoyang to go to the adulterer, so the old thief was furious and immediately surrounded Luoyang!"

"Oh? It turned out to be like this!" Everyone in the restaurant exclaimed.

Greatly satisfied the vanity of the hero of the Green Forest, he immediately touched his greasy mouth and beard, staring at his eyes: "Of course, the nine-thousand-year-old thief, without the man's baby, it is easy to find this glory again. How can you let go of your medicine?"

Everyone smiled ambiguously: "Hey, that's it!"

Who doesn't know that the nine thousand-year-old is an eunuch, what the **** wants most, isn't it a baby?

Suddenly someone raised his hand, and a soft voice sounded: "But yesterday, the version you said was that after a green forest hero was caught by the nine-thousand-year-old, when the nine-thousand-year-old interrogated him, he fell infatuated with his stalwart body. So he was imprisoned in the mansion, not wanting the good Han to be unyielding, and fled to Luoyang unbearably insulted, so he was arrested at the age of nine thousand!

As soon as these words came out, everyone who was having a drink suddenly remembered, alas, yeah, this version seemed to have been heard yesterday!

The guy in the green forest looked at someone questioning him, and suddenly became irritated, and shouted, "Fart, that version was also heard by the Sajia from elsewhere. Today, the Sajia is talking about the real gossip!"

So the drinkers in the restaurant nodded one after another, which is true.

Suddenly someone raised the thin next door, still with the soft voice, but this time it was a smile: "But a good guy, you said the day before yesterday that a thief stole the treasure map from the nine-thousand-year-old mansion. The thief was in Luoyang, so the nine thousand-year-old followed Luoyang to dig for the treasure. Hero, which of your news is accurate!"

Everyone suddenly remembered the earliest circulated version-Treasure Map, and immediately snorted the green forest hero.

The hero of the green forest finally couldn't hold back, he slapped his tiger-headed knife on the table, and yelled at the little maid who had exposed his desk repeatedly, "Hey! That little girl, don’t talk nonsense, otherwise Don't blame Lao Tzu for being rude to you!"

Everyone followed his gaze and saw a thin and thin girl who looked less than fourteen years old sitting at the table and kowtowing melon seeds with relish. She left her eyebrows with bangs and almost covered her face in half, look. Not knowing her face, it just makes people think that she has no ordinary face, but also a little yellow and thin.

Although they all felt that it was not good for a big man to bully a little girl, but for a lookless girl passerby, the young masters of the martial arts family who appeared occasionally all instantly extinguished the hero's mind to save the beauty.

But the little girl was also acquainted, and immediately raised her hand with a smile: "Just as if I didn't say it!"

The guy in the green forest refused to accept it. Seeing that she was a little girl who had no power to bind the chicken, she sneered: "It's too late to regret it now. Why don't you go with the Sajia and wait for the Sajia to sell you. Go to the flower shop by the river to exchange money for wine, and the Sajia will let you go, otherwise, hehe!"

The little girl smiled while knocking the seeds, "Oh, that little maid wants to open her eyes!"

Although everyone felt that the green forest beard was sweating profusely, isn't this little girl crazy?

The princes of the martial arts family looked at the little girl contemptuously, but at the same time, they seriously began to consider whether they should save the little girl by heroes and save the United States, so as to make some good reputation before winning the championship.

The big man didn't wait for them to think about it. He was the mountain king who had been accustomed to rampaging in the mountains on weekdays. At this moment, he became angry and furious.

Everyone in the restaurant was shocked, and secretly said, it's over, this little girl was caught by this big guy, I am afraid that she will break several bones if she is not dead.

Who knows, everyone's jaws fell on the table in the next second.

I saw that little girl leaned her body without knowing how, she reached out her hand and grabbed the index finger of the man with green beard, and then flicked it lightly with one hand, and the sweat screamed, "Ah!" "Kang!" After two consecutive noises, he flew directly to the cabinet where the plates were placed in the wine shop, and then-firmly embedded in the cabinet.

When everyone came back to their senses and looked at the little girl in astonishment, they found that the little girl who was eating melon seeds was gone.

Everyone was shocked and talked in excitement, but the martial arts people felt pressured.

"Master!"

"Look at that face, how could it be possible to have such skill?"

"Not necessarily, maybe she has practiced the rejuvenation skills!"

The elder sister is not in the arena, but there is always a legend of the elder sister in the arena.

The little girl who caused the big commotion was walking slowly on the streets back home with a basket of vegetables. She sneezed, opened her basket and looked at it, and muttered, "Well, fortunately, these carps are all It's still fresh, that big evildoer is really luxurious, eating live carp in a cold day, why do you need so many more!"

After walking for a long time with a heavy vegetable basket, the little girl walked to a place where several guards armed with knives and carved beams and pillars stood outside the black lacquered gate of Zhu Zhu. She looked up at the plaque—Sili Supervision Office yamen.

Afterwards, she bowed her head again, walked around the door, knocked on the small door next to it, and the door opened with a creak. The mother inside looked at her, and suddenly pulled her in the door unhappily: "How come this time? Come back, it’s New Year’s Eve today. This is the main course of the banquet. Everyone buys fish. Now there are 96 fish, and you are missing the four!"

The little girl allowed the mother to pull in the door, lifted her head half-hidden by her bangs, and asked in a low voice in surprise: "Mother Zhang, does the Governor want to eat a hundred fish?"

That big evildoer can't survive?

Madam Zhang glanced at her sullenly, and said proudly: "Sure enough, they are dumplings from the country. These fish are made to make'Yellow River Beauty Lips'. This dish is made with only one hundred winter Yellow River carp lips. do!"

"A hundred winter yellow carp lips to make? What about the fish body!" The little girl opened her mouth in disbelief.

She remembered herself and the two dried fish in the white jade bowl yesterday, and suddenly cursed a certain extravagant thousand-year-old evildoer in her heart.

"The nonsense is so nonsense. The young girl will cook. The girl here is not staffed enough. You don't know how to cook. Wait for someone to take a bath. Wash your hands first, and immediately go into the room to wait for the Governor to take a bath!" The ignorant little girl talked nonsense, pulled some bathing utensils from the big girl who had just come over and stuffed the little girl's hand, then opened a delicate door, and quickly pushed the little girl in.

"Hey, I..." The little girl was startled and just wanted to say something.

But I heard a familiar and cold voice coming from the screen behind me: "I took some sesame oil for so long, do you die!"

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Uh, the update in the past two days is still a bit weak~ Once the beginning of the year, it will become a mobile writing bird~==~ So there are fewer tickets~~ woo woo will be exceeded again~

Seek tickets~ Seek votes~ I try my best to keep a lot of changes~

There must be a reason for Xiao Mo to go to Luoyang, hehe~ I will write about it later... As for Heli, it will probably not be long.