The Evil God is Invincible
Chapter 148: The Philosophy of Teapots and Cups
The shadow team leader who followed Li Jun was named Xiao Bing. When Jessica's two bodyguards approached Li Jun, he also waved his hand like Jessica, and the two shadow warriors dodged. Stopped two foreign devils, one black and one white.
Li Jun said with a smile as if he hadn't seen it: "When it comes to building airplanes and ships, we are really a little bit different from others. When it comes to grabbing and fighting, the people around me may be able to point two people. Ms. Jessica, believe it or not?" Jessica nodded with a faint smile: "Then we won't know until they finish the test."
The soldiers of the two shadow groups and the two foreign devils, one black and one white, looked at each other blankly, all of them looking at each other with no expression, only the clothes they were wearing were shaking under the sea breeze. They all felt the powerful breath from the other party.
Li Jun and Jessica smiled and raised the wine bottles in their hands, but Qiao Sen couldn't help but whisper: "Wow, so stylish. Are they all apprentices taught by master?"
Huang Jiayou secretly touched Li Jun's leg with his foot under the table. After seeing Jessica, Huang Jiayou's face became a little abnormal, and when he touched him lightly, Li Jun's heart moved, he turned his head and said to Xiao Bing: "Tell them both, it's just for fun, don't fight. Hurt the other party, lest Ms. Jessica look bad."
In fact, he said these words in front of Jessica. If Jessica's people really lost, the face would be even worse.
Huang Jiayou glared at Li Jun helplessly, thinking that this guy is not afraid of dying ugly or does not understand what I mean?
Jessica just raised the wine bottle in her hand with a smile, and the expression on her face kept a smile.
In the almost unanimous shouting, the four people who stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes finally fought together. As soon as they came up, they were head-to-head and fierce attacks. The two shadow warriors who looked thin and short, and the two tall foreigners, one black and one white, punched and kicked each other, but they didn't lose the slightest. The four of them staggered slightly and started fighting together again.
Behind him, amidst the chirping of Yan Yu, a few women in swimsuits walked towards Li Jun with a sweet smile, their white and tender snow-armed and pink legs dazzling people's eyes in the sun.
Huang Jiayou worked hard and calmly shook his heart, and glanced at Li Jun, the envy in his eyes could not be concealed.
Ximen Feixue in a bikini saw the four people fighting violently on the beach. At first, her face changed slightly. When she saw Li Jun and Jessica sitting calmly facing each other, she stretched out her arms and wanted to leave. Huo Qianyu, who was in the past, whispered, "Let's go over there and sit."
Kuang Xiaomei smiled and said to Huo Qianyu: "Huo Qianyu, look at your husband, he has hooked up with a foreign beauty in such a short time. However, that woman seems to be in her thirties, right? She is really old and young. Kill. Ah..." Before she could finish her words, Huo Qianyu grabbed the tender meat between her psoas muscles: "I think you dare to talk nonsense again?"
"Master, it seems that my mother is speaking?" Qiao Sen's Mandarin is really not very good, and he doesn't know where he learned these words. Li Jun snorted: "What teacher? Did I say I'm your teacher?"
Huang Jiayou rolled his eyes and said to Li Jun: "Actually, you can't discriminate just because Qiao Sen is a foreigner. Chinese martial arts should not have a door-to-door view. This is what Bruce Lee said. It's not bad for you to have a foreign apprentice, haha, I On behalf of your master, I agreed."
Li Jun scratched his scalp and asked, "Did Bruce Lee ever say this?" Qiao Sen stood up and learned Bruce Lee's movements and shouted twice, and Li Jun said, "I said it, I read it when I was a kid. Bruce Lee movies."
Jessica glared at Qiao Sen, but looked at the four fighting people without saying anything, and said to Li Jun in a low voice, "Mr. Li, I believe what you just said, can you stop them from fighting? "
Li Jun smiled, but didn't see any gestures. He had already flew up from the chair, dodged and threw himself into the battle group. With a wave of his hand, all the four fighting people had been vigorously knocked back three steps by him. Li Jun didn't even look at the surprised two people, black and white, and said lightly, "Don't fight."
The shadow warrior stepped back after hearing the words, and the two foreign devils let out a sigh of relief. He was already overwhelmed by the two thin oriental men. If the man just now joined in, it would be difficult to keep his job.
Seeing that Li Jun had returned to his seat, the two of them also walked a few steps and stood behind Jessica. The faint arrogance on their faces that was almost exactly the same as Jessica just now disappeared. The admiration revealed in Li Jun's eyes.
You know, Li Jun just jumped into the battle group and separated the four people in the fight with one person and one move. Although the two foreigners couldn't understand this kung fu, they also knew the difficulty, and they were not higher than that. The four of them were twice as capable, let alone the four who fought separately, they were lucky not to be beaten to death.
Jessica glanced at Li Jun and smiled lightly: "Qiao Sen has actually liked oriental martial arts since he was a child. It is also his luck to have a master like you. My brother and I are the only two in our family. I invited you to come that day. Eating at home is considered to be according to the rules of your oriental people, holding a teacher ceremony for Qiao Sen."
As she spoke, she stood up and said to Qiao Sen, "Are you here to play or go back with me?"
Qiao Sen shook her arm and asked, "Sister, have you promised me to learn martial arts from my master?"
Jessica glanced at her brother lovingly: "The master has called you hundreds of times. I think Mr. Li is too embarrassed to accept you as an apprentice, right?"
Li Jun looked at Qiao Sen with a wry smile: "I said that I have nothing to teach you. If you have to worship the master, then do it first. You can learn more from him when you have time..." , Li Jun pointed at Xiao Bing: "I'll teach you some self-defense techniques when you have the foundation."
Jessica smiled and pointed to the beauties in Yingyingyanyan under the sunshade to the east: "I have already heard Mr. Li's high point just now, but I don't understand, if according to your oriental point of view, I'm afraid that Mr. Li's words will be a little out of his mind."
Li Jun knew that she was taking the opportunity to ridicule herself for laughing at the words of the Westerner X's openness, but just smiled and said: "In Hong Kong, there are also many famous celebrities who have married several wives. In several buildings, their family lived with He Meimei. This is also one of the ancient customs of the oriental people. It can't be called good or bad, but no matter how many wives this man has married, his wives will be loyal to them. Co-husbands, this is a completely different view from yours."
Jessica smiled: "This is what you call machismo, why do women have to be loyal to a man who cares?" Li Jun's expression was stunned by her question: "That... a man is like a teapot, Women are like teacups. One teapot can go with many teacups, but have you ever seen a teacup with several teapots?"
Jessica put away the smile on her face, took two steps forward silently, and suddenly turned her head and said, "If you are a woman, you need a lock, and you will have more keys. Why do men in the East and the West spend so much money on themselves? make excuse?"
"Hey, are you stupid? Everyone has already left, so what should we do? If you want me to say, what Jessica said is still true, men like their red flags at home without falling and bunting outside. Fluttering. In fact, who knows that while the red flag doesn't fall outside, the red flag inside the house doesn't become the bunting of the family? One person occupies so many advantages and supports, and is not afraid of choking you, you should be careful." Huang Jiayou is not without envy and bitterness.
"Zhang Zhen, have you caught any fish? Hurry up and grill the fish. Put more salt and not vinegar. Some people have sour teeth." Li Jun said, stood up and took off his short-sleeved shirt and trousers. Showing the sky blue swimming trunks inside: "Let's go, go for a swim."
"Damn, I'm not going, anyway, I'm going down to watch your performance, why don't you drink on the shore." Seeing that he couldn't beat Li Jun, Huang Jiayou finally sat down sullenly and grabbed the wine bottle on the table.
Li Jingyi, Ximen Feixue, Huo Qianyu, Kuang Xiaomei, Alyssa and others saw Li Jun take off his clothes, and they all glanced at his sturdy body, and a few women also ran out with a low laugh.
Seeing the Rouge Mountain in front of him rolling like a wave, Li Jun couldn't help but secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva. "Uh, if you can swim, swim by yourself, don't go to the deep water area. I teach Qianyu on the beach."
"Got it." Li Jingyi and Ximen Feixue glared at Li Jun, and the meaning in their eyes was self-evident: "Hmph, who doesn't seem to know what's on your mind? Don't you want to take this opportunity to eat Sister Huo's tofu?"
Li Jingyi and Ximen Feixue went into the water, Xiao Bing also led a few people to swim slowly in a place not far from them, Li Jun then stretched out his hand and pulled Huo Qianyu at ease and said, "Come on, I'll take you. "
Huo Qianyu stretched out her soft little hand for him to hold, the other hand carefully supported the lifebuoy around her waist, and slowly stretched out her white and tender feet. As soon as the sea water crossed his feet, Huo Qianyu threw himself on Li Jun and screamed loudly.
"It's alright, I'll support you." Li Jun's hand touched Huo Qianyu's slender waist at the right time, and looked at the two high places and a deep ditch under her one-piece swimsuit, which were white and tender. Shaking in front of his eyes, his throat slipped and he let out a grunt.
When the sea water slowly submerged Huo Qianyu's breast enhancement, the impact was not huge, and Huo Qianyu hugged Li Jun tightly and never dared to let go.
"Uh...you loosen up, otherwise we both have to drink water." Li Jun stretched out his hand and pushed Huo Qianyu out while talking, only to feel that the tallness on her chest was so soft and attractive~www. readwn.com~ Huo Qianyu blushed and whispered: "Did you do it on purpose? Mo De's body is itching to death... Just be gentle, don't turn red, you should be discovered when you go back..."
"It won't get red, your skin is so white." Li Jun looked at Huo Qianyu affectionately, and whispered, "Do you want to stay at night, you have seen it, this villa is really big enough."
Huo Qianyu glared at Li Jun and said, "What are you thinking? Even if I stay here, I won't let you bully me. Let me tell you, Kuang Xiaomei joked about me just now. I told her that before graduation, I was no... no..."
Li Jun smiled and said, "What can't you do?"
Huo Qianyu's fingers pinched **** Li Jun's back: "You know."
"Then you still let me touch?"
"You're going to die... From now on, you don't want to touch my finger again." Huo Qianyu completely forgot that she was in the water, she pushed Li Jun with both hands, and fell into the water as soon as she left.
Let's count the tickets and flowers and see if I can blow the chrysanthemum of the guy in front of me...
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