The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Never take the initiative to attack a mage tower with a master, not to overestimate the moral lower limit of the mage, unless you want to be like me, I X, twelve serial organs, you are not afraid to kill yourself, and sure enough, the wizard is a madman - The great adventurer Muse."

In a sense, this maxim became the iron rule of the adventurers, especially the great adventurer who is famous all over the world for his romanticism and escape ability. He was an Arcanist in an expeditional floating city adventure. The chain of agencies was broken down into thirteen pieces, and life made a final comment for its motto, adding to the persuasive power of the maxim.

The mage is often pursued through the pursuit of truth and knowledge, and their house and mage tower are their research institutes and treasure houses.

Therefore, when their research results and life are threatened, the lower limit and the rhythm are unusually low. Their homes and laboratories are full of traps and organs, and the magic traps that the thieves can't do, such as opening. It is very possible that a door is randomly thrown into another world.

The legendary Grand Master's residence and Master Tower are not as threatening as the Dragon Cave, and the weakest Lich is at least a legend.

So, I am very curious, who is it, will directly attack a lich's house, especially when the lich is obviously at home.

"Eliza?"

"...two squad intruders, a squad of frontal squad, a small team coming in from the side. According to the hand and the weapons that are carried around, they should all be dark elves, seven silver steps, three The golden level is a very luxurious lineup."

Eliza’s return as expected, but I have to ask, but it is not.

"Why would it explode? I am not saying that it is enough to set up some safe and quiet early warning facilities on the periphery? The explosion is so loud at night, and soon the city management will come."

According to the requirements of the Urban Management Code of Conduct (Six Amendments for Sleepless People), when they hear the violent explosion, they will form a small team to explore the site within five minutes, and I am here in the central area of ​​Sulphur Mountain City. The Supreme Court is not far away, and they will arrive in the shortest ten minutes.

"They will definitely take the opportunity to conduct a large search for us! We will not suffer from the contraband in our basement!?"

The urban management department only has the right to conduct on-site law enforcement. To enter other people's houses for search and arrest, it must wait for the search order issued by the higher authorities. The higher-level unit of the urban management is the law enforcement department, and the higher-level unit of the law enforcement department is the Supreme Court. But how can I sign the search warrant? Come to search my home...

Yes, from the very beginning, I was not worried about the intruders, but the corrupt officials and unscrupulous businessmen who did not dare to report the illegal gains. If the urban management took the opportunity to enter my old house, I am afraid, I will be thrown directly into the Sulphur Hill City Prison.

When I heard my complaint, Eliza was still the poker face.

"Yeah, aren't you going to 'safety' the anti-theft system? According to your request, the peripheral layout is just some engineering warning robots."

"Why would it explode?" Then, listening to the "safety" of the rereading, I suddenly realized.

“‘Safe?’ You won’t say which safety brand Goblin equipment is on the Gold Coin Street? Is that the Beyer Brothers?”

I certainly know that store, the safety card goblin device has been revoked several business licenses due to the sale of fakes and explosives, and now it should be unlicensed.

Of course, they started this store name for the sake of people. Some people actually bought the "safe goblin product", but after a few accidents, where will someone buy it? This brand has also become a typical example of the opposite.

"Of course, I thought that is that you are going to take care of your brothers, and specifically ask me where to buy them?"

"They are not my brothers! What is the use of their stuff besides the explosion? I am crazy to let you buy it!"

"Sorry, I misunderstood what you mean."

Although the maid apologizes sincerely, from the corner of the corner of the mouth, I know that the half-devil of this boring singer is secretly proud, she must be deliberate!

"I.....well, I am obeying you. You have to work hard to toss me."

“As long as you pay the salary, I guarantee that your life will be smooth in the future.”

"Oh, I don't think, you think I don't know the set of your devils. Paying the salary is equal to the end of the contract. I want to be free? I don't think about it."

During the chat, the two teams are getting closer, but I still don't care.

"Isn't the identity of the intruder checked? If you haven't gotten it yet, I will cut your money. Oh, don't think I don't know if you are privately swallowing money and take it to buy your own things. So big, I still like those fluttering. The clothes, the sly, the steel virgins in the lace dress? I need to give the pocket money to buy the doll...."

Half of the irony, I can't say it anymore. It is like a real black sorrow, constantly reminding me that it will be bad for a few days. For example, half of the experimental logs are suddenly blown away by the wind, and the energy pool supplies are inexplicable. Turned into dog food, the oil that cleans the bones of the care suddenly turns into natural asphalt, doing half of the daily life from the sky, and wearing the robes of the judges who go to work suddenly have more lace and cartoon patterns....

. . . think of this, a kind of sorrow falls from the sky, who is the master, who is the servant? I really have to consider paying the salary to let her get out!

"Boom!!"

It was another huge explosion that interrupted my thoughts.

"What is this? Mine? You bought this in the garden!" I took the opportunity. "Oh, don't obey the order, violate our contract, and take the opportunity to deduct her ten years' salary."

"..... That location should be the G130 automatic sprinkler T130."

"Boom!!"

“This is the mower?”

"No, it should be a porch, the doorbell ‘big voice?’” squinting, the girl pretending to be natural.

"Sure enough, fortunately, I never ring the doorbell... No, even if the doorbell is buying a safety card, are you planning to make a fortune?"

"Boom!!" "Boom!!" This time, it is a serial explosion. I know that the floor of the entrance is all changed. No, listening to the explosion intensity, maybe my old house should be changed to a porch.

"This is? Shoe cabinet?"

Elisa looked nodded with a painful look. "Safety brand automatic shoe cabinet XT-137 type. It is said that it can help the owner to automatically select shoes, brush shoes, shoe polish...."

I couldn't help but secretly thank myself for being a lich. I walked all the way, never wearing shoes, but then I felt wrong.

"No, I didn't buy shoes. What do you buy for the shoe??"

"Ah? Adult, it's my negligence."

"Is the negligence of the murder layout? Your word game is becoming more and more skilled."

"That's your training."

"Oh, the number of evil points has increased. It seems that another one is hanging........ I hope that those invaders are still alive, at least go to the next experimental area and help me test the spell traps I have placed."

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Elenita is the second daughter of the noble third family of Mossola, and she became the golden priest of Rose the priests at the age of two hundred, which symbolizes her patronage as a sorcerer. Tomorrow's star, she is used to seeing people with nostrils.

This time, she was led by the family commander to the Sulphur Mountain City to carry out diplomatic missions. After repeated discretion and investigation, she determined that it was not a conspiracy of a female priest in the family to serve her own position. She accepted the task with pleasure.

"Stupid, dirty two-legged bugs, despicable men, dare to reject the goodwill behind the spider! Well, you have no qualifications to become a slave, give me regret in the abyss of the fire."

Even as a diplomatic envoy, she is still with most of her family, and she looks down on creatures other than female dark elves. Therefore, diplomatic trade negotiations have no chance of success at the beginning.

But as a dark elf, they are of course the spy mission that comes with it, but it has only just begun.

"You, go and give me the task that I have given after the spider. All the characters on this list can assassinate assassination, temporarily can't do it, collect intelligence,"

Therefore, these Tianchengguan brigades will receive complaints that the dark elves are in the city, and they are also passive.

"The group of people wearing ridiculous uniforms and belief in the light. Seeing those idiots who betrayed the spiders is disgusting........ As long as they take the opportunity to get rid of them, the spider will definitely drop more rewards! ”

But for Elenita, the execution of the family's espionage missions is only incidental. It is the real goal for the family to send their own lives to kill themselves and fight for more benefits for themselves.

But she hasn't come yet and has trouble finding her own wonderful people who believe in the Holy Light. A partner from Karon City was accidentally arrested.

"Stupid man, he is too stupid and too weak to die, but if he says something, it is really a big trouble. If the handle is taken by Sulphur Mountain City, the diplomatic mission of Mosso Brygge is collectively expelled. The shame does not say that the investigation and assassination tasks fail at the same time, and if our secrets are discovered by the other party..."

Think of the family's torture of the loser, the punishment of the weak after the spider, become a monster of half man and half spider. .... Elenita could not help but tremble.

Fortunately, the wise spider was still ignoring himself, and his imprint on the man actually showed that he was taken away from the volcanic prison that could not be captured, and was taken to this strange old house.

Even if I heard that this is the house of the Lich, it did not let it back.

"Just another stupid man. Are you a virgin who has not enjoyed the services of the beautiful male mage in the family? Is it a fear of a mage? Even if he is a legendary mage, we are dark elves, born magical killers. We Two golden-level shadow dancers, a spider behind the priest, can kill him in an instant...."

But at the moment, she did not have the calm and confidence when she left.

"There are explosions, explosions, explosions everywhere, the doorbells will explode, the insole will explode, and even the pebbles along the road will explode... What kind of place have we come?"

Lying on the icy floor with her usual powerful golden step dancer, her head opened a gap, the skull was flying, the blood and brain were overflowing, the cause of death...

"A powerful **** Axidi actually died in an explosive coat rack. Will there be people who believe it? How can I explain to the family that we have lost the strongest killer, in less than three minutes? The elite of the two teams actually only survived three, but they did not even see the opponent."

The survivors have not dared to move forward, and when the retreating Axidi was killed by the coat rack, they did not dare to retreat, and they could only form a group of guards.

But soon, she won't have to worry about it.

Because in front, a floating figure emerges from the night, the silver frost magic, the black death magic linger between the skeletons, the purple soul fire burns in the eyelids, the sound line formed by the magic vibration is cold and people despair.

"Hello, test article 17893, test article 17894, test article 17895, welcome to my lab, well, please remember your number, from today, this is your new name, here, too It will be your old home, I hope I can let you experience the warmth of home."

The voice of the lich combined with magic is indistinguishable from men and women. There is no emotional fluctuation. It is just a declaration of a well-known fact. He looks at his own eyes. There is no male desire, no female jealousy. If there is anything, just right. Interest in physiological structure.

Inexplicable, looking at the icy eyes of this raging fire, Elenita remembered the most painful advice.

"In the eyes of the world, our dark elves are evil, dangerous, and crazy, but in the face of true evil, we are just poor lambs to be slaughtered..."

"Oh, I finally know how you sigh. But unfortunately, it is already late..... There is no good or evil, no hate, just look at the eyes of experimental animals. Is this true evil?"

Before losing consciousness, this is the star of tomorrow in the city of Mosso Bleu, the last sigh of the third family noble woman, Eleni.