The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"The true God is fallen, and the forest patron, Claire Latin, has fallen. The goddess Prescott is dead!"

The patron saint of the elf kingdom in the north is the **** of the forest. At this time his fall has given all the elves a feeling of heaven.

"This is absolutely impossible! The gods are immortal, how can they fall? How can the great forest victim Claire Latino fall?"

This is probably the first feeling of all the Northland elves after the news spread. For thousands of years, the elves have impressed them and kept them away from the main theme of the Northland - the cruel competition for survival.

A warm environment, far from the peace of the battlefield, they have become accustomed to the life of the gods, and regard it as a general truth that the sun rises in the east. Now the sun suddenly no longer rises, and naturally panic to the extreme.

"We are finished, the northern elves are all finished.

The panic-spreaders who first lost their minds were directly controlled by the elf warriors, but fear and uneasiness have spread to the entire northern elf. The rumors can be denied, but some things cannot be denied.

As the guardian of the forest died, without the protection of his divine power, the beautiful fairy kingdom of dreams went to reality, and returned to the natural circulation of this world, nature began to show his cruelty of equal treatment!

At this time, the creek in the forest began to freeze, and large trees began to die. The forests that do not belong to the north are dying, and the outermost shelter forests have undergone decades of transformation in just a few minutes. After all the leaves have been lost, the immortality maintained by the divine power has come to an end. Withered, death is in sight.

There is no isolation barrier that the forest patron is erected with the forest. The high and low temperature unnatural fall between the Elven Kingdom and the Northland. Let the natural balance initiate a fierce counterattack.

In the elf's poetic description, the violent north wind turned into a cruel season god, and turned around, quietly pulling the isolated elf park back to the cruel Northland.

When the cold wind plunged into the land of the elves of the four seasons like the spring, I suddenly knew that the enchanting elves had already entered the winter. This is a cruel winter made by the wrath of nature to the elves. Can be bad.

And when the elves are in a panic. Their "family" has fallen into an inexplicable ecstasy. The Vietnam War is not enough to describe their passion. In the grand blood sacrifice, the **** of the new dark elf toxin adds a green next to the spider emblem behind the spider. The green poisonous snake emblem, since then, the dark elf **** is not the lonely family of the gods, the ambitious Rose has begun to consider the sorting of the new elf gods.

Under the banner of the black eight-clawed spider, the Legion of the Dark Elves has begun to assemble, and the Elf Guards who have been transferred to the main force are not their opponents at all. They watched the intruders build their own camps and sieges in their homes. instrument. The Dark Elves did not hide their intention to stay here.

The imperial tombs of the tassel kingdom have been dug up and all underground world exports are open. Every day, countless dark elves are driven out of the underground world. They are like the bloodthirsty giant sharks that smell the blood and can't wait to taste the more delicious prey.

The dark elves with the enemies of the surface elves did not launch the genocide as expected by the world, but the calm and prepared war, the attitude of seeing themselves as nothing, let the desperates who still have hope for victory still despair.

"They are waiting, they are waiting for our expeditionary army to come back. They have the grasp of victory, they have Rose's shelter, no other elf gods participate, our army has no chance to win. The noble Ansolo is thinking What? Why do you let the son of the forest be killed by the vicious spider! Why our prayers don't get a response."

The elf gods have time to respond to the prayers of the northern elves, and the human gods have already noticed their betrayal, and they are now difficult to protect themselves.

In a sense, the elves do not have the responsibility to serve as the pillars of the order. Compared with the human powers that increasingly use their patron saint as mascots, the elves are too dependent on the gods. They even put war. The first element is regarded as the sanctuary of the gods.

"No, they are waiting for their reinforcements. The number of dark elves is increasing every day. Damn! How many black skin scorpions are there?"

How many dark elves are there in the dark underground world? I am afraid that Rose himself does not know. She used her own strength to make the Dark Elves have far greater fertility than the ordinary elves, but they were also put on a corrupted hat and deported to the underground world.

"Damn Ansolo! You said that I am falling. Ok, I will swear. Show it to you, I will let you see what is really evil!"

In a sense, Rose’s self-destruction led to the darkness of the entire dark elves breaking into the darkness. Mutual killing, betrayal, and fraud became the main theme of a race. The underground devil did not dare to say that he was more deceptive than the Dark Elves. But at least, this race by the upper elves is indeed powerful. When they get rid of the curse of fertility restrictions, their heritage is far stronger than the world expected.

No one race is born evil, and one's good and evil are more determined by the experience of the day after tomorrow. Rose's poisonous ink does not black out the whole race. The gray elf under the moon **** shelters, the dark elves from the group. The Ranger, who publicly disobeyed the underground dwellings that Rose had summoned, was the existence of countless different beliefs and ideas within the Dark Elves. Rose had long been unable to control the entire Dark Elf.

But look at the current dark elf camp. The biggest camp under the banner is indeed Rose, the moonlight mark, the blood-blade mark, the ice-cream double-sword emblem, etc., and countless large and small scattered camps represent countless The dark elf social betrayers, who together add up much more than the power of Rose, also prove that this race is highly divided.

At this time, this group of dark skin elves who were vultured in the ground for various reasons. But for the same goal. Come together.

"In the past, there was no notarization for the trial of the ancestors. Even if the ancestors were wrong, our younger generations also have the right to live under the blue sky with sunshine. We also have the freedom to swim in the comfort of the earth. We must use facts to prove that our dark elves Is the best of all elf races, and the elves should be on the throne!"

Under this banner, the dark elves who had serious differences were temporarily united. Under the black fog of Rose's magical summoning, they escaped the sun's burns, patiently honed their daggers in the shadows, and patiently waited for the cruel killing of the destined flocks.

The dark elves that invaded in advance naturally began to break away from the other forces in the underground world. Their current goal is to have their own blue sky.

"There is enough to have the Northland first. There is a spring of elves and a forest. We can rebuild our kingdom here. There is everything we want!"

In a sense, as long as the drums of the jihad are ringing again. The return of the Dark Elves and Rose in the underground world is only a matter of time, but Roland and Iyer’s invitation letter gave her the best time and reason for intervention.

At this time, countless tents were tied under the city. The black-eyed elves longed for the joy of revenge and the **** nectar. The dark elves who were characterized by betrayal were united under the same goal.

For the Northern Elves who live here all the year round, this is naturally a nightmare.

Standing under the capital city, the newly returned King Yatrien looked at the desperate scenery in front of him. Is this what he sacrificed for his daughter? Is this the elf of the elves who promised them?

"I should have expected that the first out of the holy war will inevitably become cannon fodder."

At this point, he regretted that he could not help but think of the person’s evaluation of himself.

"You, everything is worthy of gains and losses, too much. In fact, it is all small profits, but the general trend has never been seen. You have to calculate the gains and losses every day, and sooner or later you have to count yourself."

"I am right! I am absolutely not wrong!"

But at this time, the war situation has not allowed him to hesitate to blame himself. The coalition forces of the other three countries have complained a lot about them. Many of them hope to disband the coalition forces and return to their own country with their respective troops.

"Stupid, more short-sighted than useless humans, do you think that those dark-skinned scorpions have laid down the tassel kingdom, will not go to other countries? We tassel that point is enough for them, they want the whole northern spirit country!"

Returning all the way, the horror of the tassel kingdom has made the centrifugation of the other elves' kingdoms more prosperous. If the entire elf forces cannot be integrated as soon as possible, the war will have been lost without hitting it.

"Give me two generals and Prince Kazalu to the banquet, and say that I have private words to say... Let Alvin prepare with the sharp edge and listen to my orders."

Facing his stunned confidant, the king gritted his teeth and made a gesture of wiping his neck. He had made up his mind that he was willing to give everything to protect his kingdom.

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When this winter came, no one expected that there would be so many forces involved. The Elf battlefield, the Red Maple defense line, and the Antoun element battlefield, the three main battlefields constituted the most eye-catching opening battle of this holy war.

The three battlefields interact and intertwined. At this point, any defeat in the battlefield may lead to an avalanche.

"The war that belongs to the traitor" is another name given to it by the later generations of history. For contemporary parties, the evaluation of future generations has never been inconsequential. At present, this annoying situation that is difficult to distinguish between the enemy and the enemy is the most headache. .

Mutual betrayal between the two camps, mutual fraud between the same family has become a daily, today's enemy, tomorrow's friend, yesterday's comrades, tomorrow's deadly enemy.

This kind of repetition, even the sublime true God can not be spared. When the jihad is restarted, the existence of those identities is under the suggestion or intimidation of everyone. It is no longer possible to maintain the state of the right and left. It is also necessary to choose the side by actual action.

In a sense. It was this key point in time that made Ayer’s letter, one of the big names on the order side, more persuasive, with the power to let Rose re-elect.

At this time, as one of the biggest losers of the last jihad, the orcs who did not have the protection of the gods tried to make a comeback in this war. Their previous raids did a great job, but now. I have encountered some minor troubles.

"Is all the inside lines unplugged? How is it possible? I remember that there are a total of 2,367 groups, of which 70% are human hybrids whose appearance is indistinguishable. They don't know each other. How can they be Dig out. Many buried seeds have been buried for three or two generations. We should have not started, how can we be dug out."

As the siege party who took the initiative, the current orc emperor Emmon. The blood axe is a headache. From the beginning of the war to the present, the intelligence system is incomplete. It is a big problem that always plagues the orcs.

The first thing about war is intelligence, the blessing of the "peaceful trade" policy of the kingdom of Tow. For more than a hundred years of mutual exchanges, the orc tribes, which were early enough to be ambitious, infiltrated the kingdom into a sieve.

But after the war began, none of the "seeds" under the ambush had sprouted.

The Turtle orc who is reporting the situation is sweating. As the chief of the intelligence system, he is also a tribal chief, but in front of this angry big chief, he only feels that his life has been threatened.

It is no wonder that the chiefs are so angry that they have been using the soldiers for a long time. The original war was the most active time for the spies. Now it should be his time to show his talents, but since the war, he has just paid a blank.

"There should be thirteen groups in the Red Maple City, but ..... all dug up, and those hanging in the Dongcheng Gate are. And, I....."

"The female guard at Ximen will tell us that we are a vase. We concentrated our efforts on attacking the West Gate. The result was a heavy loss. The lost air ride was accumulated for so many years. Do you know the swordsman and the war mechanics? The big block of the air warship, you told me that I didn't see it? A bunch of waste, I raise what you do!"

At this critical moment, once again heard the unsuccessful intelligence and misinformation of the intelligence system, the raging orc king raised the tomahawk in the roar, and he intended to take the hand and smash the head of the waste.

"Wait, how did the spies leak? Those who have obvious characteristics of our family don't mention it. They are just the nephews on the face, but how are the human spies and mixed-races bought out, no reason, no. ...."

Compared with the raging eagle king, the bear man Lund is much more stable, but from the jade that he accidentally crushed his hand, he is not calm, it is only the damage of the behemoth, which can never be remedied. Loss, he has been sleepless for a few nights.

At this time, when he talked about the last "Morbu", he looked around and his suspicion stopped on the faces of the chiefs.

The meaning implied in the speech is actually very obvious, so that the deep buried intelligence system has been dug up, only the spies may be fine, or the high-level spies.

"...no, not a traitor."

Even if the axe has reached the top of the head, it is scared and sweaty. If something is said, the intelligence director still has to say it.

"It has nothing to do with spies. Actually, there is something wrong with our own logistics, which leads to the exposure of all the spies."

"Ok?"

What problems can all the information spies be exposed? The chiefs present are full of unbelief.

"If the matter is pursued, it is said from the 30 years ago. Because of the simplicity of nature, our people are very difficult to make a living in the human world. They are suddenly sent to foreign countries. The spies are not good at business, many spies. In just three months, they were defrauded of their belongings and returned to the plateau under hunger and cold."

Everyone nodded, and the orcs’ poor management is a well-known fact. Don’t say that these big words don’t know the spies. Many “smart” witch doctors and shamans have experienced the deception of human society.

For the orcs who still have the ancient customs of changing things, the human world is too complicated, even if they do not encounter liar. Most of the time, it will soon be spent all the windings. In the end, I can only help but return home.

"We have never known when the counterattack day is. If this new probe is sent, this intelligence investment is simply a bottomless pit. My people are not rich, they can't afford it. In the end, by chance, we got it. The secret treasure of the legend."

"Secret?"

"Well, it was an accidental witch doctor test. The witch doctors of my family accidentally mixed the divination herbs and the cooking spices, and in a series of accidental coincidences, they made a world-famous secret treasure. - Olhao roast troll meat!"

It is said that the chiefs have swallowed their mouths and they have tasted this red delicious barbecue. It is indeed a memorable one.

“The adults also know, and then we open a series of delicious barbecues and meat burgers based on this. The Olhao barbecue restaurant is also famous around the world. Hey, the **** humans actually steal our formula. The burger shop, playing against us everywhere. It’s shameless!”

"What does this have to do with our spies being dug up?" Emmon was a little surprised. Isn't this about the intelligence system? How did you get into the fast food restaurant battle.

"You also know that our spies are not good at business, and the Orion barbecue restaurant is a small number of unprofitable sales, the result ....., all the spies have opened the Orion barbecue shop! Then dug out After one, all were dug up!"

Ok, in fact, because the Orion barbecue restaurant is too profitable, even the orcs take the initiative to become spies, and use the way of opening a store to enjoy the world of human flowers.

"I x! This is not looking for death!"

"It’s stupid to this point! Who ordered it! The idiot made this stupid thing. I want to hang him on the flagpole!"

The roar of the orc king, Emmon, violently reverberated in the tent, and the sharp voice made the guards outside the door scared.

Seeing that Emmon was so angry, the supervisor was full of sweat.

"It's you..."

The voice of the answer was not big, but the presence was not ordinary. The chiefs were first glimpsed, and then there was a strange silence. Only the embarrassing Emmon was still asking.

"What?"

"It's you, my Black Rock tribe is the subordinate tribe of your blood axe tribe, and the entire intelligence and detective work has always been dominated by the Eagle tribes who are good at flying. You are the co-owner of all the hawks. I have always been you. Your loyal minister. When you just succeeded, you said, 'Who knows when the useless spies are used, anyway, it can't be my generation. It's better to seize the opportunity to earn more foreign exchange and let all the people do it. The most profitable sale! We want the Orion barbecue restaurant to be spread all over the world! We want to be the king of the world!'"

Emun’s hard-working memories seem to have been said similarly when he was just succeeding himself three or four decades ago, and as the most sensible statement, he was recorded in the tribal book.

As the chief of the blood axe tribe, his favorite is not martial arts and strategy, but the ability to lead the people to get rich, and it is because of the strength of the blood axe tribe that they will be selected as the agent of the **** of earth elements. .

"In fact, you can't blame you, but human beings are too embarrassed. You see, we know now that the original wheat burgers are actually spies sent by San Antonio. The people we are caught are all those The clown with a red wig reported it!"

When it comes to the pain, the turtle has a nose and a tear.

"That is the mascots that sing the blue road! They also beat us with cooking ingredients and throw us with disgusting red wigs. The stones in the burger are too mean, the brothers are too miserable, our mascots are white beards. The orc old man, with a troll bone crutches, couldn’t beat it. The scene was terrible."

‘White beard orc old man? mascot? Isn't this looking for death? ”

A certain chieftain finally pointed out another obvious loophole. Under this time, it was the turn of a bear chief who was sweating. He also remembered the confusion that he had made when he was just succeeded 20 years ago.

The intelligence chief aimed at the sight. Anyway, saying that it was not a death is a dead word. If you say it, you may still be alive. He still said his teeth.

"That is an adult who commemorates his lost grandfather, and puts forward additional demands... White beard symbolizes wisdom, and the stick symbolizes the spirit of not admitting defeat. The white dress symbolizes the pace of the shaman civilization. He said that to make humanity Can also understand the beauty of the orc rough culture!"

Ok. When talking about this, the intelligence chief has been staring at a certain bear man, and the meaning is very obvious. Under this, no one should blame anyone.

"Cough, I suggest, let's talk again. In fact, there is no intelligence to fight." The calm bear chief, Lund, said this.

"Well, agree. We are the best in the world of orcs, and there is no need to learn what a weak human being to do with intelligence spies." The slightly repulsed orc, Huang Aimeng said.

The two strongest singers sang together, and the other chiefs can say something and nod.

"Notify all orcs, from today, McHale Hamburg is the enemy of our orcs! Orion barbecue restaurant is our pride! From today, you are not our intelligence director, we have appointed you as a special consultant for the barbecue economy, The general management of the whole orc joint barbecue economy!"

It is said that the intelligence chief is overjoyed.

"Great, this is my duty! I am the chairman and special chef of the Orion Barbecue Joint Council. I have absolutely no problem. It is much better than the annoying intelligence work. You are really too chosen." Employing people!"

Hearing this answer, in addition to being flattered, I was very happy, and the Emirate chief, who was still very proud of it, was a bit strange.

"No, it’s not right from where to start. At the beginning, I will send the wrong person! You let a chef go to be a spy head, and blame it without any problems! Now we are fighting, it is necessary to engage in the rotisserie chain. Have you made a mistake from the beginning? If you use a spy as a chef, don't use a chef to be a spy!" (To be continued.)