The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Peace is good."

Sitting in the tea house in the square, gently sipping the fragrant tea in the mouth, watching the calm winter scenery in front of me, when I actually have such a happy life of retirement.

From the return to Diventer, I am very satisfied to enjoy this calm daily life, do not have to go to work every day, do not have to plan that messy things, just sit and watch the rising sun, the setting sun, is a dream of a beautiful life.

"Boom!"

Well, it seems that Glyna, who should have attended the celebration, has arrived. Is it a little bit of an explosion? Everyone has their own hobbies, and we must fully respect individual freedom.

"Catch the bastard, the guy actually dared to make it worse!"

The group of naked men who ran in front of me had nothing to do. I have been used to it so many times in Sulphur Mountain City. I have already got used to it. The new urban management team seems to be used to it, but...

"Other people don't care, but if the highest bishop is saying something, the face of the sleepless person will also be affected. It seems that I still have to give Lily a ribbon. During the celebration, the Tauren was confined to death. Now the national envoys are coming. Don't let him continue to be shameful."

How can I prevent me from continuing to be lazy?.. Relaxing in a good mood, after clearing out the memory of the previous scene, I poured myself a cup of tea and slowly enjoyed my quiet life.

Then the sky fluttered over a group of naked men with wings...

"puff!"

The eagle of the storm and the other people in front of him, the partial changes are all high-level druid skills, this is not more and more people. Then look carefully. I actually found many black winged people. That is the Dai of Camdil.

"I heard that the recent mission of the Druids of the Storm Eagle is very smooth. Last time I watched the reports of the goblins, they actually grabbed two seats at the party of the Druid Nature Voice and had a voice. The storm guy is also known as the 'most outstanding theoretical reformer' in the contemporary era. Sure enough, the Druid's head is broken. If this sect continues to expand, there will be more and more people who don't wear clothes. It’s just a spiritual pollution... report it to the city management, um, you can also give the air defense unit a target, don’t thank me, fight cults, everyone is responsible, please call me x front.”

"Selling medicine, alchemy secret drug sales, whether it is treatment and health care, all effective. Dozens of gold alchemy masters jointly produced. Common medicines are all, or half price sales! What are you waiting for? As long as you think of it. We also here Yes, gender conversion mixture? Super-effect hair growth agent? Peerless male blue medicine? You are accurate, safety card, absolutely effective, absolutely safe!"

I saw the goblin and his stroller that I walked in front of me, and the familiar Beagle brother’s signature "safety card". Most importantly, I actually saw the alchemy mark of the "miracle alchemist" Olivia. Therefore, for the safety of the people of Dieffen and the health and civilization of the coming year, I did not hesitate to start writing a second letter of inquiry.

Hey, for the miracle alchemist's emblem, it must be reported and banned. Olivia does not have this title now. Her current name is "Random Alchemist". The medicines are random, random, and random. A batch of alchemy products can have more than ten kinds of results, who dare to touch this stuff.

"...Mom, how can the goblin have no hair?"

"Don't look, go."

Ok, I took back the words just now. At least this apprentice is still very professional. At least I tried the medicine myself. Although the hair removal effect is stronger, at least it is not effective.

Although the long hairs are almost a sign of the goblin, the hairless goblin is more than a hairless husky, but this dedication is commendable.

"....... I obviously drink the pharmacy, and I can't believe that the medicine and the advertisement can be increased."

This is only a sneak peek at me, and then I added a case to the report.

I know that this is not because Olivia is not enough. On the contrary, because she has too many ideas, she always likes to improve the formula and create new formulas. As a result, this dangerous product is produced a lot.

Generally speaking, this kind of thing will not flow out, but it is a pity that Olivia’s master silver hook. Bea is a pure goblin, a goblin creature, how could waste precious materials.

"Roland!? Oh, sorry, I got the wrong person."

Suddenly, I was walking with a pot of unidentified items. Recently, she seems to be fascinated with cooking, and finally returned to the protagonist with rich products. How can I take the initiative to do the life-giving achievements.

"Sister is looking for Lord Roland? I saw him going to the west of the city, and riding a horse, probably going out of the city."

At this time, I couldn’t help but admire my foresight. In order to be able to succeed in laziness.... quietly be a beautiful man, I took off the ring of fraudulent age and enjoyed my vacation with a real face that no one knows. .

"Cut, I was escaped, and I feel that I am in the vicinity..."? Little brother, have you had lunch?"

"Eat! Eat very early in the morning."

There are tentacles and eyeballs in an unknown object. At this time, as long as it is not a fool, you must decisively refuse, then shake your head, but...

"That's just right, I'm afraid to spit it out on an empty stomach. Little brother, just be my experiment... Try the lunch I made myself. It took a long time to get it done, and it was a waste of waste."

I smiled, then turned and ran... but the vines under my feet hanged me in an instant, and she actually expected that I was going to sneak away.

Well, under the oppression of the terrible witch, in the tying of the five flowers, in order not to reveal my identity, my **** of food is once again added, and it is really rare to be able to do so every time but not to die.

"Voice. Seafood orange flavor is stronger than the last scorched rubber flavor but limited, the next time the pattern is different, it is really creative."

But the strange thing is that I obviously didn't grasp the primary goal. After seeing that I finished eating, Amyra was very happy to watch me eat, and then sang songs to clean up the dishes.

"To conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach, little brother, what do you think? Is it delicious?"

Obviously, her understanding of this classic adage is somewhat biased. If the conquest refers to the death and surrender, I think she has reached her goal. At least my stomach has raised the white flag numerous times. The last knife was gone.

"Beautiful big sister, if I am your target, it has been completely conquered by your cooking. Please send it directly to the target next time, and don't waste it for others."

This is not because I am tempted to make achievements, nor do I want to see that Amira’s efforts are wasted, but I simply don’t want to see people’s lives. Even my non-human body can make half dead, others eat, most will Direct poisoning hangs.

It seems that I am too sloppy with the irony of the suggestion, and Amira actually nodded with a smile, obviously in a good mood.

"Well, I won't give it to other people."

Well, I have bid farewell to this "big sister" who is going to collect dinner materials on the ectopic side. I have seriously considered how many tens of seconds to continue to hide in this position, or really take the refuge out of the city, but I have encountered new troubles.

Another line of royal knights ran past me, and the eyes were constantly scanning in the crowd, apparently looking for someone.

"I haven't found your Highness yet?"

"Kelly said that if we can't find our Highness today, we won't have to go back and go straight to the city for five hundred miles."

"The envoys of all countries have come, and many great names are named to see His Royal Highness, what is the meaning of His Royal Highness Roland."

"The military also said that the military parade will have to go to the deliberation and preparation of the deputy of Roland, and then no one can find a burden."

Hearing, I took out the camouflage special props - magical black-rimmed glasses, as long as I put on this, the face that can be easily touched can be ignored... Well, I am casual, I just wonder those epics In the story, how can I make all kinds of misunderstandings, and the people who love each other just bring a veil and a hat, and they can completely recognize it, and then come to each other to kill each other and abuse the heart to abuse.

But at this time, this traditional black-rimmed glasses is undoubtedly double insurance, and in order to increase persuasiveness, the child's gas artifact lollipop can not be less, but strangely, when I put on glasses, take out lollipops, those The knights paid attention to me instead.

"Mr. Eliza said that His Royal Highness may pretend to be a child. If you encounter it, you will suddenly change your appearance, such as wearing a hat and wearing glasses...."

“She also said, ‘Old guys prefer to use lollipops to dress up’ and see that they are still sugaring at the age of eleven or two. It should be that he is not bad.”

What else can I say, I will not talk about it, I will turn around and run.

Well, this run is no problem and it becomes a problem. The rookie knights naturally chased it and chased after it, and ran into an unmanned alley.

After more than ten seconds, I came out from the entrance of the alley, and there was a can of iron on the back. .

"I thought I could eat me. I thought about the weight that the fish can bear before fishing. Didn't she tell you to be careful and old?"

"Roland?"

Can not help but sigh, how is always exposed, this camouflage seems to be useless, but when I am ready to use the memory elimination kick, I saw a nightmare figure.

"Little Luo Luo!"

Ok, this suddenly rushed over, isn’t it the “pushing dog” Momo who just finished the disaster resettlement task? Of course, I still have to look at my Diana with a shock.

What else to say, keep running.

"I'm fed up! I don't want to do anything before my birthday, no one wants to stop me from taking a vacation!" (To be continued.)