The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The girl's exquisite face is a little angry, under the sword is the heroic eyes, the sapphire-like eyes and baby-like pink skin is the perfect match, just watching her painting the general scenery, can Let the mood calm down.

The 12-year-old girl still has no obvious curve. The slender ponytail adds a little boyishness to her. She stands tall and strong. She seems to have really received combat training. Those who are in the military have made her look not. As weak as the appearance.

The long sword at the waist of the pink armor is encrusted with precious stones and patterns. It is obviously worthy, but the fine sword that is also exquisite in the category of art is obviously not suitable for entering the battlefield. There are also two non-negative battle flags in the back. At the time, she was dressed in gorgeous costume, but she whispered her mouth and was full of dissatisfaction.

"Hey, Roland, it’s really for you. Your beautiful peach princess. Hahaha!"

"You too, this skirt is really suitable for you. Maid Anini."

At this time, Adam was wearing a black and white maid costume, with a golden wig, and the maid-dressed dress seemed to cover his thick thighs, but the five big three thick appearances could not be completely concealed, and the shoddy makeup was obviously The harlequin has changed. "I will be playing right away, and I will break the costumes. You will perform with real names."

The two are relatively different. All the faces are bitter smiles, and this is deflated, and they are all unlucky on the fire. What are you still earning, is it interesting to have a hundred steps to laugh?

"At least I am stronger than you. I know that it is a man spoof."

Well, it seems that some people find it interesting. They are wearing a maid's outfit with lipstick. They are still bulging their biceps and showing off their muscles to show their so-called masculinity. .

"Well. Be careful when you are recognized, it's even more interesting. Tomorrow's headline ‘!’”

"Then we will die together! I will say that this ‘Peach Princess Alien Adventure Tan’ is starring you Roland!”

"Oh. Do you think someone will believe?"

"Hah, do you think I look like this, someone believes?"

The glimpse of the mirror just now, I was scared by the beauty inside. But at this time, the bottom of my heart is bleeding.

In front of the square outside the Deventer Grand Theatre, in order to welcome the Peace Day celebration, there will be a royal family to hold a large-scale fantasy drama "Peach Princess Alien Adventure Tan", which can be watched free of charge by any citizen. After the news is released, for the lack of The locals of entertainment are very tempting. In just three or four hours, the square is full of spectators. "Why am I a heroine, and this guy is just a background and a dragon! He has no lines at all. The difference is too obvious."

"That's because we are punishing him instead of punishing the audience. Look at his appearance.... As for you. That's because you are the main criminal as always, and don't think that the earth element is the plane." No one knows, you think that if you don't go home these days, can you let me slowly get rid of it? Let's perform well, otherwise...hehe, you know."

Eliza’s sneer is in her ear, and it’s more full of malicious behavior, but the editor of this drama is her own. I’m afraid she’s ready for revenge, and even she’s despicable hijacking. hostage.

"Oh. No! Please let me go! They are innocent!"...

"Look at your performance. Hey, I really don't know how men would like that kind of thing, obviously it's just some fake..."

"No, that is not a false product. It is real art. It is a perfect art that comes from life and is higher than reality. It is a treasure that countless male compatriots dream of. Do you know how much energy I have spent to get them? That is my savings for more than a hundred years. It is the painstaking work of countless masters of different eras. It is the only art treasure in the world!"

It was said that Adam was also shocked.

"...no wonder so familiar, last time you shared with me the 'Erotic Earl and his thirty-six scorpions', is it the masterpiece of the classical landscape painting masters one hundred and seventy years ago? His style is too Unique, he actually painted a figure painting? Or a comic strip!"

"Or you know how. I used to remove the bandit that threatened him. I spent more than two months trying to see it. In my efforts, he promised to make an exception for me. How? Very good!"

"It’s awesome! It’s just invincible! I really didn’t expect that the artistic concept of the landscape painting would have such a good effect on the beauty. It’s actually made into a real person with flatness. It’s lifelike! Margaret is him. The loyal fans, the family also has two treasures, if she knows that you actually let the master draw these....... For these children, definitely not let her know!"

"Hey, art should serve real life. It is a disease to say that you are high and low. It is clearly that no one likes to create a work out of life, and that the audience appreciates the level of difference, not what is the long worm in the head."

"I always feel that you are inexplicably black.... Is it that all of your specialties are like this?"

"Of course, every book is a time-tested super treasure, and it is the crystallization of the masters' talents. I have exhausted my blood pressure."

"Roland, you are the real man!"

Adam, who ignored the fuss, looked at Eliza and looked forward to her watching these are all irresistible works of art history.

"Please let go of these children. They are more important than my life. If anything, please come to me."

But the devil girl smiled, the smile was sweet and cold.

".........artwork? Is it more important than life? You really should live alone for a lifetime."

Then Eliza turned around with anger. It’s just that the threat is left.

"Want to go back to those things? Yes, it depends on the level of performance you are waiting for. This time, the script I wrote for you, enjoy it."

"That year. The Sabah Grand Devil from Ghost Island swept the world with ghost soldiers, and our hero, Princess Peach, was determined to drive away the Devil and embark on the journey alone........"

Even if the heart is full of uneasiness, the narration on the stage and the audience applause, it is time to urge me to come to power.

Finally, I reviewed the lines. It looks like a magical version of the ‘Taitaro legend’, the most fairy tale I told Eliza as a child. There is nothing in the line, no one should take the initiative to destroy his childhood. I think this, I also let go of my heart.

"Wow. So beautiful little sister!"

".......a little like Princess Renee, but smaller than her, is her distant relative?"

Taking a deep breath, ignoring the interference in front of me, I took out the decorative sword and read the lines that I had prepared.

"Hey, the Demon of Sabah is too strong. I can't beat him alone. Is there no other warrior willing to help me?"

"....... As long as you give me the bunting. I will be willing to be your men, and you will fight against the devil!"

Come, follow the story. The peach princess will collect the monkeys, dogs, and chickens. It seems that Eliza has not been chaotic, and it should be the first "monkey" to appear.

I sighed and turned to look at the vocalization.

"puff!"

It was a tall figure, even covering the sunlight on my head. I could only see the golden muscles that were full of greasy brilliance.

It was a super strong man wearing only a thong. One by one, the bodybuilding movements are performed one by one, and the glittering muscles volade in the sunlight. People feel hot when they look at it, and at this time, the delicate face is still fascinated with fascination.

"I am able to play against my father, Omar, Omar, Omar, I am so happy!"

The tiger's waist and the eyebrows of the eyebrows are so excited that they can't hold their knees. The muscles of the whole body are still twitching. I silently stepped back two steps and pulled out the sword again.

"Ha ha."

Yes, the one in front of me is metamorphosis is the supreme power of the Siro Empire. I did invite him to the celebration. I did not expect him to give me a "surprise".

Omar pants added a monkey tail behind him, with a strange monkey ear hat, it seems that he is the "monkey general" in this scene.

"Ah! What is that!"

"Mom, there is Superman!"

"Baby, hey, don't point at him, it's not Superman, it's a metamorphosis. If you meet in the street, remember to call the city management."

"...I am jealous! Sure enough, there is no good free? Is it possible to retreat now?"

Just the appearance of Omar, just the huge contrast created by the beautiful young face under the strong muscles, let the following mourning.

I almost understand, maybe the plot is normal, and the lines are normal, but if the acting is a group of gentlemen, then the drama is outside the common sense from the beginning.

But at this time, it’s already difficult to ride the tiger, so let’s play it.

So, after a few minutes, I was not surprised to see the big druid that turned out the wings and the beak.

"Does the chicken fly? Well, at least he remembers wearing clothes. There is still progress."

"No, father, look carefully. His 'clothes' and 'trousers' are feathers. They are made by themselves. It is an eagle. He is actually naked on the stage and is so naturally accepted by the world. It is a super art master of the Buffalo!"

I almost realized the deviations of different people from art, and I just heard the feeling that Eliza heard me say this.

Helpless, according to the requirements of the plot, after taking off the top and throwing it to this ‘chicken’, we continued to embark on the journey of crusade.

"The two partners, the peach princess and the evil spirits started a fierce struggle, but with only three of them, the strength is still insufficient, and when they are most troubled, in a small village, she meets To my most loyal family..."

I nodded. Since chickens and monkeys are there, the rest is naturally dogs. I hope that the guy who played the loyal dog Eight Lang will not be too outrageous.

".........from the demon king of the world!"

"puff!"

I still underestimated someone's revenge, and the expression of full-faced consciousness ushered in a more cautious development. The highest bishop of the Legal Church appeared with a bronze mask. That looks like the other two, but he still remembers wearing a pair of briefs.

"lb!"

Three pairs of big hands were held together, and there were flames burning in the big eyes, but all of my eyes were full of shiny muscles.

"brothers!"

"Man!"

"muscle!"

The next three bases... The three brothers are formed at this time, the fire of friendship is lit among the three, the sweat of the waves is with the taste of youth, and the people below have begun to flee in despair and screams. . This is to play the drama of the life to see who is willing to see, to this point. Everyone knows that the next development will be terrible.

"Cough."

I tried to suppress the urge to vomit blood. Now that I have reached this point, no matter how boring, I will finish it.

"Muscle bombing!"

Some big man jumped. The poor knight was bombarded with the chest muscles.

"The cow demon hug!"

A streaking mad cow hugged the two poor dragons b, dragon c, and the two who had already suffocated to cast a look for help, but at this time, I just wanted to hide in the corner of the stage and shiver.

"Feather projection!"

The "God Flying" that throws his own feathers to attack his opponent is naked, and he laughs even more happily, while his opponent, who is happily rolling down the stage, has just begun to celebrate his successful escape. day.

There are three gentlemen who shot this month. What a ghost, a monster, is simply the end of the spike. The only side effect...

"Ghost brothers are too poor...."

"The three metamorphosis is too strong, the amount, so disgusting."

"The leader in the middle of the d, fast surrender, this can not blame you do not work hard, the opponent is too outrageous."

"Bastard! Open the ghost!"

Ok. The audience under the audience actually began to sympathize with the evil ghost army, under the hard performance of the three generals. Unconsciously, the peach princess and her three servants have become evil parties.

"Y.....Anini, your end is here! Ha, do you think that the ordinary villager maid can escape my eyes? Evil ghost female spy, your identity"

With the roar, I slammed into the corner of the wall, and the figure that tried to narrow my sense of existence was smashed out of the background.

"boom!"

The sword and the broom collided together, but we were communicating each other's resentment.

"I clearly have no part in my play, you actually change the lines. You are enough to die, pull me out and do something."

"I want to live alone? Never think about it!"

Well, the "peach princess" and "maid spy" on the stage competed against the long-lost swordsmanship. The chicken and monkey trio continued to bully the poor evil spirits. The audience below was inexplicably heated up.

"Awesome swordsmanship!"

"Although I can't read it, it seems to be very powerful and interesting!"

"Come on! Ghost army, kill those three metamorphosis!"

"Maid, don't lose!"

In the midst of chaos, the plot once again ushered in a new turning point. The villain *oss Sabah ghost prince appeared, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the whole world was calm.

"Ah, as a pacifist, it is really sad to see the scene in front of me. Right, I have the attention to solve all this........ Lovely peach princess, please marry him, I It will make you happy. As long as we synthesize a family, there is no longer any dispute in the world."

"Eliza! You are just doing it!"

Looking at the lion with the devil's horn, Eliza dressed in the prince's costumes debut, and the vest that looked like a marriage was scared.

"I......"

My brain is already blank, director, what the script is going to do.

How to play next? Is it promised? Still starting the war according to the plot? God, I didn’t write on the lines.

"No, the peach princess belongs to my prince of love!"

Well, the sudden pumpkin car brought a new whirlwind, and the appearance of Prince Amira in the evening gown, shocked countless exclamations, and when she was also half-married, she was on her shoulders. The black cat has already laughed crazy and rolled.

"No. The peach sister is my apple princess! As long as there is true love, even if we are blood relatives, what is the relationship!"

"Rennie! How come you will join in the fun!"