The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The holy city of Istdi is among the most famous cities in the whole continent. He is famous for his long history and unique religious culture. Every day, countless pilgrims come to this holy capital of the gods.

Although the city is not large, most of the citizens are priests. Among the small cities, there are seven world-class cathedrals, hundreds of small and medium-sized churches, and all have history. The monument of value.

On the mountain town built along the mountain, there is a well-known step, that is, the famous holy ladder pilgrimage road, with pilgrims walking along the road every moment, there are countless gorgeous sculptures on both sides of the stairs. Among them, there are ancient heroes, historical figures, and more, but they are strange characters.

More than three hundred years ago, there was a madman who used his personal strength to turn this holy miracle path into a **** path, but he was not punished. Since then, the road to pilgrimage has changed. It became a **** road... Well, when it comes to this, I am afraid everyone knows that this is the place.

Here is the headquarters of the Church of the Holy Church, the city of the first light of the Holy Light, and the place where everything begins.

Walking up the end of the famous white stone steps, on the top of the mountain, the seemingly crumbling dilapidated building complex is the headquarters of the Church of the Holy Church, occupying the core area of ​​the Church of the Holy Light, which is half-faith in the mainland, and can even be called Ai The power center of the Greek mainland - the Byrne Church.

In the past, the pedestrians here were moving forward with high heads. The residents here are born with proud capital. In fact, this is true. The competition between theocracy and secular power is endless. in this era. It is a real power lord who does not dare to offend a regional bishop.

Can't talk about a seemingly impoverished old pastor on the road. Tomorrow, it will be seen by a certain bishop, becoming a member of an empire. The facts are more unreasonable than the novel. This kind of thing has happened a lot, but today, everyone comes and goes in a hurry and speaks cautiously, but they But he did not stop to sneak at the land surrounded by the light.

“Is there still no result? All the cardinals have been in it for so long...”

It was more than three o'clock in the morning. The holy shrine at the entrance to Byrne Cathedral was ringing. Within half an hour, all the cardinals and high-ranking members must arrive on time. Although the bell is not a wake-up call for an emergency war, the last time of the meeting It was a thing more than twenty years ago.

Obviously, something has gone wrong. Even if there is nothing on the bright side, there are many private priests who are not talking about it. When the high-level people are busy in various conference rooms, the various rumors below have already flown.

"It won't be the thing in the north. Anyway, the rumors spread. It has a great influence on the reputation of the church."

"No. The gods have determined that they are allies, can the Pope dare to break the gods?"

"So what do you say? There is something big that will let all the adults go to the matter. It’s like the Cassonne jihad 20 years ago..."

The priests who speak are getting smaller and smaller, and the cold sweat on their foreheads can't help. For the middle and lower class, they are not good news.

Perhaps the trophies and honors of the conquest will make the ecstasy ecstatic, and the glory of jihad will make the devotees do whatever they want, but for the ordinary church people, jihad also means countless deaths, in endless gold and Before the honor is reached, there will be a pile of corpses, perhaps not only those heresy but also one of them.

"Come out, come out!"

"It is the Pope!"

The white robe of Pope Kaloma I had just stepped out of the church, and the old peace disappeared without a trace. The face of Tieqing is undoubtedly the best announcement, and all the people in the square spontaneously kept silent. The red cardinals and high priests who came out from behind have different expressions. They have serious faces and no words. They are angry and full of old faces. Of course, they also pretend to be serious, but in fact they don’t know the corners. Feel up.

According to the mortal point of view, the new Pope Kaloma has only been more than 60 years old. It is also called the old man who has not been there for a long time, but in fact, in addition to the death of the pope, most of them can finish two terms. Twenty years. As for the time to go there, I am afraid that only the newly appointed Pope will know.

In the face of the eyes of the people, Kagma apparently feels bad, and there is no plan to explain nonsense. It just shreds a golden scroll directly. The next moment, the skinny old man is transformed into a huge sacred shadow. The bust floats on the bust. In the air, the whisper of the old man became a Thunder, and the next declaration, no one in the city can ignore it.

"Bayer empire Oros colluded with the dead souls and sacrificed a million people in Victoria Harbour. The evil is extremely extreme. We passed the ruling and listened to God's will, and ordered the gods to decide that Oros Moss Evan. St. Milan is The heretical villain, here, cancels the 'san' character of his royal family and decides that he is a heresy!"

The pope took a deep breath, as if he wanted to squeeze out the last trace of hesitation, then bit his lip and made the most important declaration in one sentence.

"Evil is by our side. My Kagma I announced the call in the name of the Pope. The holy war should be opened. All those who believe in the Light will fight for the Light and Justice and become the enemy of the extremely evil ally of Oros."

There are not many words, but the people I hear are stupid. The Bayer Empire is not a small country. The contradictory areas in the north are actually irrelevant. The super empire is the main force, while the emperor of the Bayer Empire is ruled as heresy. When he is still in place, it is equal to the whole country being ruled as heresy.

Before the Bayer Empire did not have a cold belief in the Light, but at least maintained respect on the surface. Expelling the Church does not mean standing on the side of the hostile. At this time, if the holy war is opened, it is equivalent to all believers. Both will become the deadly enemies of the Bayer Empire.

Of course, this is theoretical. In the face of the behemoths such as the Bayer Empire, there is not enough interest. No one will casually declare war. If there is no church in the church to organize the crusade, I am afraid that the major countries will condemn them with two sentences. Nothing.

And if there is a conflict of interest, such as the current country of the Master. It can be used for this. Declare war on Bayer.

The worst thing is the other small countries around the Bayer Empire. If they are also part of the Light Camp, I am afraid that they will be forced to stand up. If the call for the corresponding jihad is chosen, the army of the Bayer Empire will be under the city the next day.

When the declaration of the Church of the Holy Church was made, no matter what the reason, in the moment when the eternal jihad is about to open, it is very likely that the human countries will conduct an extremely cruel civil war, which is undoubtedly unwilling to be seen by most people. But if Orros is still standing with the undead emperors, it is very likely to turn into reality.

If this war happens once, even Victoria Harbour, which has become part of the death plane, is not important. The war between the superpowers will probably exceed the number of deaths.

"...is terrible. It is more unacceptable than the jihad 20 years ago. The superpower was actually ruled to be heresy! Is it a world war?"

"How is it possible that the church may not have to withstand this civil war. It is not the heyday of more than four hundred years ago. The superpowers will not fight for the church."

But some people have heard the voice of the pope.

"Just ruled Oros as a heresy, and did not determine the time for the formation of the crusade."

The country of the country of the year was ruled by the whole country as a heresy, only to decide the words of the emperor. There is no doubt left room, as long as the emperor went down before the formation of the crusade. Naturally, the jihad with the goal of crusade against heretics has become unnecessary. Without the time and the establishment of the crusade, it will undoubtedly leave room for time.

"I am afraid this is also a means of differentiation, forcing the rebellion of the nobles of the Bayer Empire to make the emperor, but it is really hard to say how much the role of Oros in the country can be used to cover the sky."

Two days later, when the news reached the Bayer Empire, even if the official channel made public opinion control in time, it still caused a great storm, but unfortunately, the position of the emperor of Oros remained stable and dared to resist him. The lord was slain by him ten years ago, and all the power is in his hands, even if the ambition is in it, what can be done.

However, some things are difficult to hold for a long time. The number of hidden light believers in the Bayer Empire is also quite large. I am afraid that the old emperor must pay attention to his safety when he goes out.

Dressing up the old emperor still should do what he does every day, eat and eat, feel sleep, let the insider have to admire his psychological qualities, when the Bayer Empire is calm on the surface, the most panicking is the one from the dead plane. High-order undead.

"How can the reaction be so intense and completely different from what was expected?"

Perhaps the events in the north have damaged the prestige of the church, and the prestige of the pope himself has been damaged. He is eager to recover. Perhaps it is that the tragedy in Victoria Harbour is too mad. The decision made by the pope is sudden and staunch. When the two players just started playing cards, it was still the temptation that you came to me. One of them did not hesitate to throw all the chips to the Stud battle, completely exceeding the opponent's expectations.

The red cardiners who were called did not expect the Pope to be so radical, let alone those who had ectopic faces. Their "cooperation" with Orros had just begun, and most of the plans had not yet started, which caused the entire human race. The society and the churches of the gods have violently rebounded.

In their expectation, the Pope should take care of the big picture at this time, the most likely side to condemn, while sending spies and diplomats to slowly collect intelligence, to fight for big things, small things, not just starting With the risk of super big domestic war, fight for your life.

"Damn, this pope is crazy? We are digging up his graves or something."

"No! Speed ​​up all the plans, otherwise the Undead Emperor will tear us down!"

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And on the first day when the countries are about to be shocked by the Pope's announcement, we have reached the border between the two countries and are ready to enter the country.

When Xiaohong slaps the fan and flies the active provocative idiot, the other mercenary group smashes and shoots again. As a result, the dispute between the two sides is getting deeper and deeper, and finally it is bloody... Well, all of them are casual. It is basically impossible to make a mouthful.

The mercenaries who go out to discuss life are not the idiots and dragons in the knight's novels. If they only make a big vengeance and only provoke people who should not be provoked, then this continually provoked mercenary group can't live today.

Especially when the two big mercenary groups are led by the team leader. This situation has not been eyeing. It is also too far off the mark.

"Cashandra, who is in the silver order, is flying around. The Ranger is at least a golden step."

"... even the head of the eagle regiment Jost is flying a slap in the air, even the epic sacred scorpion sword is captured by the empty hand. The head of the army is the master of weapons, the golden order? You said the black hair. Women only have golden steps?"

"Legend? No, the head of Jost has also handed over the legendary warrior, and he has not lost so much, that is to say, the woman is at least a holy warrior. Such a young holy step, who is the young master."

The young master refers to the juvenile mage who is chatting with the whole tea. The Master's career relies on accumulated knowledge. Other professions can be accelerated. The Master's quick fix is ​​basically unrealistic, and the blue-haired sergeant's robes, besides showing that he is very rich, also proves that he is very safe to himself. confidence.

The mercenaries are not without eyesight. They have long discovered that this silver coin mercenary group is mainly based on this overall sneak young man. Together with the outstanding performance of other members, a rumor that a certain country’s aristocratic children took dog legs and maids and wives’ travels appeared. It is.

Coupled with the nonsense of the idlers, the rumors became more and more true, and the Eagle of the Storm became a loyal butler. Cohen became a mixed servant, and the half dragon became an amused clown. Lilith, who was wearing a cloak, was used as a bodyguard mage. The two elves became elf slaves that only the aristocratic family raised. As for Herois.... In some ways, I really didn’t guess. She is still a pet, just changed her direction.

"Hey, this guy is waiting for you in the daytime, so it’s so ridiculous. It’s so enviable... it’s so angry.”

"The elves and cat girls are always on the train. It is only a few hours when they go up. The kid is not afraid of soft feet."

Cough, the sly smile is so obvious, but finally they still have some brains, not counting at least the holy red of the holy order, is still regarded as the bodyguard identity, otherwise the "dragon's majesty" attack, these guys all change Coke is affirmative.

The behind-the-scenes discussion of deliberately whispering is not a secret in front of us. The result is that after the only smile of the stupid cat that was "guessed", the two teeth are printed on the head.

Closer to home, no matter how the process is speechless, at least two large mercenary groups have reached a consensus - don't offend the young aristocrats who traveled, since the other side wants to play games, they will play with him all the way.

Prove the strength, naturally everything is good to say, I don’t know if I can see the mercenary of the Sun tomorrow. It’s very realistic. It’s more profitable than the honor. The trouble is more important than the honor. Gold, now calming down for the sake of lining, is obviously equal to death, and there is a powerful "mercenary regiment" with no thin commissions. It is a good thing to see.

"It’s just that young people are just playing, don’t be true. If you really offend the big nobility, it’s a problem.”

After that, the two heads of delegation took the initiative to apologize and said that there are often several high-level executives who come to their homes and pull the relationship, but in my opinion, it is the primary purpose to find out our family and the road. Core motivation.

As for their actions, I did not hesitate to ignore them. It is safer for me to have a group of **** to accompany them. If they are bored when they are home, I am afraid that everything can be done.

But soon, I regretted it. Don't look at that Jost's work is not bad, but obviously can't talk, but it is hard to pull us home, it is simply uncomfortable.

"Hey, where was the last time, right, that is the joke that was left last time. Why are the dead houses building a house less than other races? Can't guess, Uncle tells you. It's a toilet! They even have a meal. Did not eat, the home toilet is definitely a display. Hahaha."

"Star Sword" clearly looks like a rough old uncle, but said a little joke that is not funny, we can't laugh at one of them, and several other colleagues laughed and screamed and laughed. It’s gone.

"Your head of the team will not have a problem with his brains? Or the day before Xiaohong beat him up."

Herois was full of venom, but her words unexpectedly got the smile and nod from the other members of the regiment.

"The head of the team is all right, that is, the humorous cells are a bit strange. Anyway, we didn't expect it to think. Everyone still smiled, or it was endless."

He whispered a young wizard of Gacadir. He was also the staff of the mercenary group, but at this time he could only watch the helpless smile of his own boss.

At the moment, it seems that I found that my jokes did not get the expected results. The tiger’s eyes turned, and the joke master Jost’s new jokes had already been released.

"Do you know that the undead family is the best place to eat? Well, it must be the cleanest of their home, because it is not used at all, there is a toilet, hahaha,"

Ok, I don't know why he likes the toilet and the undead, but when I look at him from Lilith and Herois, I know that this guy is guilty.

After all, these two are undead, and probably have the function of eating normally, and most of them can also use the bathroom.... If you say no, you will not die?

It seems that the audience is not feeling right. The guy’s head swayed and he squeezed out a new joke.

"Right, have you heard the story of the Dragon Warrior and the Dungeon? In the past, there was a stupid red dragon. He had eaten too much...."

This time it was the turn of a long-haired woman to grind her teeth. Listening to this cold joke, looking at the dead emperor in front of me, I finally laughed.

"I am telling a joke. Once upon a time there was a fool. He told the dragon in front of the dragons, and talked about the yellows in front of the undead. Then... no more."

When we were entering the Bayer Empire, the Pope’s declaration of war spread throughout the world the next day, and the Lagos royal family, as a devout light believer, repeatedly hesitated and decided to respond to the church’s call to declare war with Bayer. .

That is, one day later, when the news of the parties was communicated, the Bayer Empire and the Kingdom of Lagos officially became belligerents.

At this time, just as we didn't know, we were planning to enter the Bayer Empire in this Lagos caravan.

[System Tip: Don't worry, the dead emperor will always be your title. Friendly reminder, you still go to the Temple of Destiny to change the way. 】(To be continued.)