The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The sun shines in the hall, the sumptuous breakfast is already full of long tables, and in the empty hall, only a pair of matching "couples" are dining.

In order to tie up the great aristocrat Caroline, the lord Samuel directly gave up his mansion mansion, and he and his family were temporarily put out to live, and this also facilitated our actions.

"black tea."

"Well, um, give it."

"The creamy bread over there, thank you."

"Sisters don't have to thank, come, open your mouth, ah.... let Caroline feed you."

When I finished the trial for Rex, I had already arrived at breakfast time, and just went downstairs to the lobby, but I saw two green-haired ladies feeding each other.

Just sit down and find a chair, shake the bell and call the waiter, order the food, pour the wine, just want to enjoy the delicious food for a night, then raise the cup, but found that the wine leaked from the chin ....... Well, the waiter’s expression of laughing and not laughing is very unpleasant.

"Come on, sister, adult, come to the lipstick bar."

The intimate feeding over there was upgraded again. When the girl's red lips contained a sip of wine and went to another red lip. When the tip of the tongue meets, the silver jin droplets fall down and become the silver wire that is connected and broken. The magic hand has already Stretching down the table, the plot seems to have developed to the 18th ban.

"what……"

Obviously, it was an active attack, but in turn it was almost suffocating, and the bad hand was still in trouble. After half a minute, Caroline’s face was covered with red clouds on the table, and the swan-like skin was full of strawberries and silver. There is still no silver wire between the teeth and the red lips that falls on the table.

On this side, Lilith, who is the winner, looked at me with pride, then picked up a small tomato with a fork, bit it half, and the rest was stuffed into the mouth of the "captive" who just got it. , completed a new round of feeding.

"... Although the purpose of the fff group is to cherish the same sex, the opposite **** is only for the sake of breeding offspring, why do you look at this pair. The raging anger of my chest has turned into the flame in my hand. In my shadow, countless black The robe is low in my ear, 'burn, burn, burn!'"

"ouch!"

And just as I was planning to turn the impulse into practical action, the pain on my phalanx recalled my attention, and the dead cat lay there. Take back the kitten teeth that made the sharp enchantment and enjoy the breakfast I just called!

"Dead cat! What are you doing?"

"... Don't be like a little virgin who hasn't tasted it. You don't know if you can't read it. Ok, I fix it, okay, even if you are a virgin for more than three hundred years, don't show it. So obvious, it’s really shameful."

Where did the dead cat know the anger of our fff group, just as I used her raging flames to glare at her, the dead cat turned into a mature blonde sister. As the cat generally stretched a lazy lazy waist, actually dared to throw a wink at me.

“Do you want to teach your sister? Although I generally prefer pure girls, the peach princess should be more delicious.”

The general blond hair of the waterfall has been laid on the ground, and the phoenix is ​​full of intoxication of the spring flowers and autumn months. The plump figure is undoubtedly stretched out, and it is clearly deliberately revealing the style, but elegantly like the sage who is reading the scrolls, it is worthy of being praised as the most beautiful race of the Golden Elves.

At that moment, the charming charm of the glimpse was that the two women at the table were also shaken, okay. The orientation of these two women seems to have been biased.

As for me? Heartbeat? Oh, dead cat! I have said who will mention the peach princess and wait for the bad luck! I said that you are not allowed to become taller than me. I am screaming at the "Buddhist of Wu Yanx" - "You are looking for a dead end!"

"... Wait, you can't do that, even if you don't understand the style, it's not..."

It is already known from the contract of the soul that it is about to happen. But the rest of the words have not been said, after a twist, left in place, only a pink mace.

"Well, from today. You are the legendary pink pink fur rabbit bun, let my enemy endure the shame of being killed by the pink furry rabbit."

"..."

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In a sense, the lich Rex is also a typical example of studying a nerd. Although Margaret is not so natural, he puts his soul into the bottle of the soul in the middle of the room, but puts his own life. Carrying it with you is a wonderful thing.

"...The body must be in a plane with the life. I have just arrived in this plane for less than half a month. I have not had time to find a safe place to store my life. I was planning to find one on this trip... ”

"Hey, so you are incarnation of Wu Yanx's skull."

"It's Gul'dan... Rex's skull! No, what a skull is not awkward, this is my head! I am still quite creative and concealed. No one would think that life will actually do. I can find a cemetery to bury my head in, and then put the head of the tomb owner on, just change your head and get it in ten minutes."

"You haven't come to the Lord's plane for a long time? Or, it's not just a lich in this plane."

I looked at him with compassion. If he did, the Jiucheng tragedy, the joyful comedy, the comedy in the eyes of others.

"Well? Adults, how do you say this? I did become a lich in the cold face. Isn't this idea concealed?"

"If you can endure the taste of the bones one hundred and sixty years ago, this is indeed a good idea, but since the legendary novel "The Tomb Raider" was sold, the protagonist leaned on the tomb to the legendary journey. Eventually became the richest man in a country, the tomb of the tomb has attracted countless participants, even the rules and genres have been designated. And after someone has dug up the ancient artifacts, many strong people will ignore the face of joining the line A bad legendary mage who is obsessed with this line has invented underground magical items, and many poor mad masters will do part-time jobs..."

The fire of the soul of Rex's skull at the waist swayed and seemed to have guessed what would happen if he did.

"...the lich's life is a scarce item with no price, and it is equal to the legendary item in this magical brilliance. Then, for up to half a month, your head will be dug up, or it will be regarded as unknown. The goods are placed on the market, or they are sent to the church as a curse for purification. Then, congratulations, the most ridiculous lich in history is the most stupid and dead.

Looking at the silence of Rex's skull, but the swaying soul of the fire undoubtedly illustrates his fear. And my mood is much better, and the depression of the drama is swept away. If I am in a bad mood, I must let others' feelings worse. Looking at the bitter face of others, my mood will be better.

But although I am so ridiculous, I am still empty.

Does it mean that you have no intentions? Although the incident was sudden, my plan was still going smoothly. The imperial courtiers of the Bayer emperor had been hijacked by us, and no human beings were willing to live in the same house with the undead at night. The night attack that we only had a few people participated in was very smooth and concealed, and it was not known to outsiders.

The lich Rex carries only one death knight with a high-order abomination as a guard, the other is a low-order undead that is temporarily evoked. The death knight suffered a terrible defeat that night and was rushed during the raid. The foremost "Black Lady Ranger" came to a fierce collision.

result? It took Cohen and Yawen for half an hour to put together the scattered parts. But he still transferred to the "headless knight"... the pieces.

Xiaohong’s fist even changed part of the dragon type, and the fist was with the dragon scream. It was obviously the intention of no mercy. Then the opponent had no suspense, and it was very difficult to fight.

In the eyes, this only shows that after being chased for one night, Xiaohong accumulates a lot of pressure (you are sure not because of your black history?). But with the ancient dragons, the unlucky guy is also dead.

As for the abomination... Because of the foul smell and appearance of the corpse, he was highly disgusted by the Duke’s daughter, and was thrown out of the lord’s mansion to keep the door. When it was received by the master’s command, it was hard to get back. Xiaohong was dismantled. That little bit of dragons also took away a horse shed.

Caroline's human guards are even simpler. According to our standards, a middle-aged knight who is barely golden is very shabby. He and his rookie guards have not even found out, waiting for them as they used to. Generally speaking when doing morning exercises. Everything is over.

But here is not a legendary underground world. In the ordinary human country, a noble woman with a golden master of the "master" as a **** has been very great, this is because of the temporary deployment of this trip.

As for security issues? The head of the top mercenary group in the Kingdom of Lagos is also in the golden order. The Cavaliers who did not mention the Golden Steps had a few sweeps of silver in the relatively safe Bayer Empire. When I learned about these temporary When the guards and Caroline were just a simple employment relationship, they simply let Caroline dismiss them.

Just as the Cavaliers captain yesterday drank a few more cups under the enthusiasm of the local aristocrats, when he saw that the Duke’s money seemed to grow a little higher today, he thought he had spent his eyes.

Or yesterday's alcohol degree is really high, and when I received a three-month salary, I laughed like a middle-aged man who got the year-end bonus, and I was happy to thank you.

And what I did later was simple, although it was somewhat different from the original plan (for example, the speed and extent of a certain Duke’s money), well, we must admit that the excellent “convincing ability” of a female vampire has been The efforts of the hijackers have helped, and our plans have been more successful than expected.

But even if Caroline's performance is obedient and wonderful, I still can't trust her. How can a duke's eldest daughter give in so easily? If she reports to the official or the lord for help, our troubles will be great.

Therefore, we still follow the original plan, Caroline is disguised by Lilith, but she has a similarly similar maid, and I still pretend to be a lich, Rex, with a lich at the waist, should be able to To be true and false, and to be more realistic, I even summoned my guardian knight and hatred.

"Abba, Adam wants to eat meat!"

"Take me patience! Right, the bitter mince at the door can be filled first, but don't be seen seeing your meal."

In a sense, the Beastmaster Hunter who "takes a lot of acres of land with me" gave me inspiration. If his heart can be loaded with people in the world, my winter frozen soil may not work, but after testing, due to the rules of winter. Forever, ordinary materials are easily damaged, probably no life can survive in the innocent ice and snow.

But if the creature can't, the deceased should have no problem.

So, after the experiment was completely successful, I installed a lot of low-level undead cannon fodder inside, but such a powerful ability with only a little cannon fodder is a bit wasteful. Considering the trouble that this trip may encounter, I still I plan to grab some high-level combat power in it.

So, I asked Silo to borrow Adam, and there were more unsolicited gifts.

"Your armor, all the armor are seams, or glued to the glue, how to wear it."

Like other top undeads, Ghoud King Dicas is mostly human, with enough force to die, and wearing the death knight's armor to disguise an ordinary death knight without difficulty.

But the problem now is that Xiaohong is too embarrassed, and this armor has spent a lot of time re-assembling it, obviously it can't be worn.

"Let's go find a blacksmith to make up for it, or just use a paper clip to make it up. You don't know how much time Cohen spent trying to collect the debris, complain less. And, you complain in yourself. Bored, I want to breathe out. If I complain, I will throw you back. I will change it for others."

It is said that Dicas, who is known as the mad dog on the battlefield, has a chill. He is not worried about the low temperature of the ice and snow world. It is not because he said that he is bored and wants to breathe. It is just an excuse.

"Actually, I am not bored at all. The rules that understand the world have a lot of benefits for me. It is that Gloria is too boring inside, singing songs..."

Ok, I almost shed tears of sympathy, considering that if I really change people, if she does not come out, she will be happy to sing songs, then it is our turn to be unlucky.

I was also very speechless. I obviously only wanted Adam. I ended up with two other four kings. It seems that they are also free enough. (Reinhart: All work is pushed to me. ?)

Of course, only the undead in a team can't do it. Soon, we will "cure" a foreign businessman outside the city, and then after the mistake, there will be new guards and attendants, and the merchants will also Appreciation of the aristocrats of the capital, with the help of a large lord, obtained a pass to return to their homeland.

The rest is even simpler. It is just a parade in accordance with the plan, and then to a point of divergence, that is, the nature of the "Caroline" tour, led by the Lich "Rex" to see the sea in Victoria Harbour.

These arrangements will naturally not be impeccable, but as long as it is enough for the moment, when everything is exposed, we should have gone too far, or, before we finally encounter obstacles that we can’t go, how far can we go? far.

And when we walked out of the lord’s lord’s house and headed to the next aristocratic territory, Samuel, who was mad at the violent thunder, said goodbye to Lilith, and there was chicken bone left on the neck. Knife marks, I almost couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Gul'dan.....Rex, I am not sure, this world has a more ridiculous death than you."

Ps:

Well, the new book of the free Lich author, the call of the League of Legends is on the shelves, and the readers who like it can go and see.