The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Sure enough, the street ads are completely untrustworthy."

The next day, I just met yesterday, and I met her priest Betty and her little friends, but as a veteran former adventurer, just a little glance, I found that this team is not just because of the name. .

No, you don't need a senior adventurer to see that the team is not right. It's no wonder that they will let the pastor Betty come to pull people, and the others are totally unreliable!

Among the four small partners, the most familiar one is the barbarian who met at the restaurant yesterday... Thieves!

The height of two meters three or four, the wrist is thicker than my thigh, the leather armor has been broken by the muscles, the face is so fierce that it can be murdered with the face, the natural strong racial talent madness and far beyond the power of mortals It can make the barbarian incompetent insatiable mad warrior, but when I meet, I actually twisted and screamed.

"Violence is not good, so I have not been a big brother for many years. Now, I, Agen, is a technical thief."

Technical thief? You tell me that you a barbarian is a technical thief? Your God of War will be mad at you!

I certainly know what the technical thief is. The group of thieves are thieves who specialize in the exploration of ruins, traps, organ cracking, stealing, etc. Their most important attribute is not the agility and strength of the conventional thieves, but the cracking of organs, traps, and mastery. The intelligence of related knowledge and skills, this is a career that stupid people can't do, and because all the time and energy are invested in the mastery of skills, the fighting power is high, basically speaking, the combat power is zero.

However, because this profession does not require combat capability, it is a patent of a dwarf adventurer who is born with a lack of strength and whose hands and feet are not clean. Their smaller size can avoid some traps for normal people. Plus the flexibility of the hands and the brain of the natural intelligence bonus. It is simply the perfect technical thief.

And if I remember correctly, the barbarian's racial talent has a value-added power, and intelligence is impaired. Once it is mad, the intelligence falls directly to 3 or so, and the beast has no two, even if it is complete. There are difficulties.

With excellent natural strength, if you are employed as an assassin class specializing in combat. I can only say "a more alternative choice". As a result, this guy actually worked for the most technical thief who required IQ. I can only say that this is basically a pit.

"...demeanor, I am now a paladin, just roaring and spitting out too bad image."

While trying to suppress the spit of my heart, I nodded and smiled.

"May the Holy Light bless you, friend."

And the huge body suddenly came over, the tears of the beans could not drop, and they wet my vest.

"You...you are the first one who didn't laugh at me!"

"This barbarian brother, everyone has the right to choose their own path. How can I laugh at you."

"You, you are the brother of Agen from today. Those who laugh at Agen should be killed by Agen!"

Seeing that Agen did not have a new partner to fly, the surrounding friends were not happy, but undisguised disappointment. Obviously they all planned to watch the fun. What are these people!

The second one from me was the female pastor I saw yesterday. She looks normal.

"You can also call me Betty, I am a boy."

Ok, the most normal thing in a moment is the most abnormal...

"I am a paladin, I am a paladin, I am a paladin. The Paladin is the first priority - the head can be broken, the blood can flow, the hair style... the smile can't be messed up!"

The mind kept chanting the calming words, but the expression still condensed for a moment, then returned to the standard professional smile, and extended his right arm.

"Mr. Beddy, I am very happy to see you again."

"Wow! This guy can still keep smiling! As Betty said, the face is super realistic and ridiculous. It is said that the palatine's severity is in direct proportion to his smirk ability, even knowing that Betty's sister is a man can keep smiling. Isn't this super powerful?!"

"I heard it, bastard!"

The forehead has been straightforward, but the heart meditation "I didn't hear, I didn't hear it", and I continued to smile and face this wonderful team.

And just ridiculed my little girl, I am afraid that this team is a small number of normal people, thick five short stature, simple face, small flying hammer at the waist, a thick voice, and a long golden ponytail almost dragged On the ground, this is the special dwarf aunt in the Alai Dun Mountains area... girl!

The dwarfs are not uncommon in this world. There are gray dwarves in the ground. There are mountain dwarves and shield dwarves in the mountains. Although they are not tall, they have enough strength (power bonus) and strong body weight (physical value added), blacksmith, Warriors, miners, sons of the earth are heroic and straightforward, and they are born warriors.

Of course, there are advantages and disadvantages. The short people are generally short and unresponsive. It is impossible to expect them to jump like a fairy. But the dwarf shield is a world-famous defender. There is such a dwarf. If so, the team does not have to worry about the lack of a meat shield.

"Hello, Paladin, I am Mary, long archer Mary."

Said, the female dwarf also pointed to the iron longbow behind her.

Ok, what should I take for granted? This squad really does not have a normal person, a dwarf will actually go to be a long-handed professional archer, your mountain blood is crying!

"It's nice to meet you, Miss Mary."

"No, I am Mrs. Mary, I have already married, and I have two nephews. My men are too disappointing, let him bring children at home, I will work to earn money."

"Oh, it’s really a dwarf aunt!"

Looking at this "square" face, I don't know what to say.

There is a saying that the only difference between the male dwarf and the female dwarf is that the male dwarf's voice is relatively sharp. Well, you are not mistaken. The male dwarf's voice is sharper. This is mainly the dwarf aunt's spoken English. The voice is low and strong. At the exit, I was shocked. The echo is constant.

And look at the appearance of the words. Female dwarves also have long beards. The male dwarf also loves to slap the scorpion. It is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between men and women. Their aesthetics are also very wonderful. I can't understand what the fascinating bucket waist and lush beard of the hometown dwarf girl have.

Because of the different aesthetics, it is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between men and women and age, but the dwarves who usually venture out are "young people" who are 70 or 80 years old, so I also because she is a "girl", but since this Mary said that she has already Born two children. According to the dwarf's 120s, the estimated 200-year-old is there.

Ok, already three wonderful teammates, I am already numb, the last teammate, but a delicate elf, that is the fancy leather armor and the banjo behind it to illustrate his identity, a handsome elf travelling poet.

"Hello, I am Sornoll."

Yes, the etiquette is normal. The appearance is normal and the name is normal. The occupation is also normal, but inexplicable, my gentleman's investigative instinct tells me that the person in front of me is definitely not a normal person, and the vest that is cool is reminding me that I am in crisis.

"...It really is that Solo has taken a fancy to the other side."

"Soloon's brother is all right. With this hobby, several fighters have been scared away.... But this is not the case, we can't be sisters."

The keen sense of five made me hear the argument. This time, the smiling face was finally crushed.

"I, I, I, are you based?"

"...Please don't be so ugly, I just like the young guy."

As I said, the handshake turned into a secret, and immediately, my goose bumps got up.

"I x, what are the devils and ghosts, don't let go! Eat my broken shoes!"

Well, the first time I met, I finally evolved into a full-fledged martial art. After I stepped on the footsteps, I was panting.

"Is Corus supposed to be here in the church? It seems that I need a healing smile."

Inexplicable, I feel that if there is a smile of the wild elf, my mood will be much better.

"Hey, by a base, disgusting, just look for a false mother to heal? You have not saved."

The ridicule of the dead cat came as expected, but I didn’t have the strength to fight her. What kind of person is this, I am afraid that the whole dreamland can not find a more wonderful adventurer squad. Is my luck so bad? ?

"Dead cats, one sells a cute."

"Hey, master, people want to drink milk, white, turbid, oh."

Well, this dead cat instantly turned into a young blond cat girl, with yellow cat ears, tail, and furry meat ball gloves, deliberately said that it is both sweet and sweet, while saying, still licking lips Looking at me with a wink, it seems to be very hungry. In an instant, I stood up... Well, the goose bumps are all standing up.

"Go, it's you, Herois, turned into a meteor in the sky."

Immediately, it was forced into a dead cat, and then violently stepped on the ground, throwing a standard javelin into the air and turning it into a meteor.

"Dead wood should be alive for a lifetime, hey, it’s so annoying..."

I panted back and found that my friends were talking.

"He actually turned his pet into a woman, and his own pet. The difficulty is that the legend is so sad... sadness."

"The sad wind! It is the legendary change / state!"

It seems that just looking for an adventurer knows him, the sad wind has really fulfilled his life pursuit, became famous, and made a big name!

"Do not worry, even if you are sad (has become an adjective), we will not discriminate against you. Everyone has the right to choose their own lover."

Speaking of the words of understanding, Sornoll also nodded sincerely.

"Ah, ah. It’s being sympathetically oriented!"

At this moment, I really seriously consider the possibility of returning to the Styx and coming back again.

"To tell the truth, we are relieved, you are obviously suitable for our team, normal people will stay soon!"

Betty’s words made everyone unable to nod, but I wanted to cry.

"I am obviously a normal person!"

[King of the Gentleman...]

"You shut up!"

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Since it has been initially introduced, according to the unspoken rules of the adventurer's line, the next step is to find a simple task to sharpen the cooperation, and the actual combat is more convincing than any words.

After three days of booking, Muling’s big action did not affect the simple hunting task. Just pick up a “100 ghoul fangs” mission in the guild. We took a black horse carriage with one kilometer and two silver coins and walked out. The forest of dreams.

The ghoul is just a slightly higher-class corpse-shaped undead than the zombie. It looks like a thin and ugly little zombie. It is not very strong but quite agile. It has corpses on the teeth and claws. If you accidentally die in them, In the hands, a great chance will be turned into another ghoul.

The corpse-type undead can use other corpses to strengthen themselves. The ghoul's name can be seen in some of their habits. These guys are extremely aggressive and have a good nose, good at ambushes and sneak attacks.

The six great undead planes are all open, and these bloodthirsty guys smell the atmosphere of the living, and there are many influxes. It is not uncommon for ghouls to be around in the dreamland.

Soon, we found a ghoul group in a hill. It seems that there are more than a dozen, and the strongest seems to be a ghoul king.

I have already asked clearly, the personal strength of this wonderful team is still quite good, all above the silver level, the ordinary ghoul a bronze-level warrior can get it, the ghoul king is also the silver top, there should be no difficulty.

"For the light!"

In order to behave as much as possible as a standard paladin who hates the undead, to restore the image of the point, I issued a habit of habit, and then the first to take the lead.

Then, I came back at a faster speed...

At that moment, I knew why this team could not get the meat shield.

Soronol and "Betty" are the assistants in the back row, that is to say, the soy sauce, as the longbowman, Mary will not stand on the front line, the technical thief can not participate in the battle according to the adventurer's hidden rules, the result That is, I am only charged by myself.

The ghoul's fangs and claws are poisonous, but how can I be afraid of raising the epic shield "The Wall of Sighs of Umdi Roken", let me turn my head and run my teammates!

"You sent me to the opposite side to play with me! Are your last teammates really killed by you?"

The longbow of Mary Longbow is specially made of Ironwood. The trees that originate in the Hengduan Mountains are hard as iron. The wooden swords produced can be used as real swords. However, if they are used to make bows, they are not ordinary people. moveable.

But Mary is a hundred-year-old dwarf warrior. The brute force is definitely not worse than the professional warrior. It should have been drifting fast and swift, and turned into a heavy bomb of "Boom!" "Boom!", not only the bow from the cheek, but also the bow. It is a **** of death that may come at any time. If I have just bowed a bit slower, I am afraid I am bald now.

On the other side, the Ghoul King has already become a group with our "technical thief" Agen.

Can a technical thief not play? Have you seen a technical thief with a giant sword? Have you seen a technical thief who flies the corpse of the ghoul? That is still mad!

From the point of view of the muscles that have been stretched and the pupils who have turned their eyes, this is still a high-level "complete madness", that is to say, the power of this scorpion is skyrocketing, and it is also an innocent and rational killing machine. The Ghoul King was only removed from the upper body when he was demolished. From where to look at my eyes, I was regarded as the biggest threat target!

"Run, Roland, Big Brother! Agen is fainting, and when he sees blood, he instinct is completely mad, and the six parents don't recognize it!"

Ok, I know that this guy is a warrior who is not working. The complete madness is the last killer. He can't control himself. Isn't it just that the enemy is killing the enemy?

"You guys are squatting goods, pit me!" (To be continued, please search for astronomical literature, the novel is better updated faster!