The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"You haven't saved, remember to buy the grave first, so that you don't have a place to bury."

At some point, when the doctor says this to you, it’s not that you are not saved, but to say...

"If you want to live, don't take a nap."

And if you are really not saved, I am afraid that nothing will be said in front of you, either to inform your family or to try to do it.

In the negotiation, this similar technique is also used a lot.

First of all, the problem is said to be serious, and it is high, and if you are scared, the various conditions of deceitfulness will naturally be collected.

I used to use such negotiation skills in the past, but this time, I did not lie.

"...the collapse of this plane is unstoppable. Since the Titans have awakened, even the avatars have started to move around in the outside world. It is almost impossible to let them fall into sleep again."

Yes, when a person has already woken up from a long sleep, and even got ready to get up, is there any way to let him sleep again?

Although the seal of the year did not know who it was, it was able to seal a race with a self-balancing plane, at least the existence of the chaotic goddess and the goddess of order, and the perfect seal of his arrangement had a loophole and wanted to mend it. How difficult is it.

"The seal of the past is like a precision door lock arranged by a master craftsman. Now the lock is broken. If you don't want to fix this lock, you need to understand the structure of the lock. It is better to have a lock. Design the diagram and then remove it to fix it. Of course. The easiest. Just add a lock directly next to it."

Follow this line of thought. If you want to re-seal the seal, you must first unlock the seal, but the world is finished, and the simplest way to deal with it is just to put a new seal on the seal. It is meaningless. Titan can break the old one. Sealing, the new seal is even simpler.

Therefore, even if the branches of the Dragons have racked their brains and rummaged through the past classics, they still can't find a way. Now come to the human mage to help, in fact, did not report much expectations.

But on this occasion, I can't do it so straightforwardly. It almost means "Although you invited me, you still haven't saved."

The person who asked the person couldn’t help but laughed and said that it was a matter of course. Horus was suddenly stalked, and a half-sounded sentence was squeezed out.

"You are very sincere."

"Of course, honesty is a virtue, and you can arbitrarily say some lies that will be seen through. It is pure morality, but pure stupidity."

Lies can indeed make a lot of money in some cases. However, according to my experience with Xiaohong, dealing with the dragons, especially dealing with the old dragon, it is foolish to use fraud to lie, except that they like to give themselves a constant detection of lies, true knowledge, and so on. It is this instinctual lizard that is often intuitive and can judge whether the other person has goodwill and lies by instinct.

But if there is absolutely no way, I don't have to come.

I shook my glass, and through the **** blush, the scene in front of me was like a dream.

"... Although they will wake up, for example, this space is bound to be collapsed. There is no other way. We can completely delay the time of the other party's recovery, and even the way to stop the collapse. Of course, what step to do, need The price paid is also quite a lot..."

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I talked with Horus, or it should be said that it was a flickering, and the banquet was very natural at the end, but the outside was already the night of the night.

I did not follow their invitation to settle in the place arranged by Longcheng. Instead, I chose to return to the Northern Lights parked outside the city, and wait until tomorrow for a formal consultation.

After all, sometimes it's better to be a little more careful, especially when you have a variety of heavy treasures on your body, but when you enter a group of professional robbers.

"...professional robbers? You are so degrading the dragons, Ain Meisius (Xiaohong) knows that it will be very uncomfortable."

"No, if she really knows, she will only be very proud of it. After all, she wrote the mother dragon of the robbery reason manual. In her mind, robbery is also a technique, and she is this skill. Master."

Strolling through the streets of Longcheng, I admire the jade buildings of the priceless city and then talk about the bad things of the dragons.

"...Don't say, they were like this in the past. They simply regarded robbery as a normal profession. The color dragons have no scruples. Even metal dragons often do similar things, but they often use evil to fight evil. The excuse. But in the end, the wealth of those 'wicked people' is missing."

"Oh, who told me that for a long period of time, they are the bosses of the individual planes of the main plane. They have done bad things and no one is in charge. The violence without restrictions naturally goes out of control, just like the bear child who is not disciplined. It’s normal to treat other people’s things as their own.”

When I and Heraeus walked on the road, in addition to not attracting the attention of the onlookers, they attracted a lot of "followers", but they followed the followers and disappeared.

The previous things have already made us a mobile bomb in the eyes of the dragons. In order to prevent us from causing trouble, naturally someone follows in secret to dispel those uninvited guests.

And obviously know that someone is following in the dark, we still talk unscrupulously about the bad things of the dragon, and even deliberately magnified the sound.

"Going back now?"

"Of course not, it’s rare to come once, I’m going to visit the night scene of Dragon City."

"With a group of tails to swim in the streets? Do you like being a monkey show?"

"Of course not, so let's change a dress."

Just looking for a corner to sway into it, there was a series of traffic accidents on the back, and when it reappeared, it was not the two people just now.

The red full-cover armor carries a giant epee, plus a strong dragon scent, which is not uncommon in this city.

For some reason, this warrior who deliberately makes people unable to see the face is the mainstream. After all, the awakening of the dragon pulse brings power. It’s a lucky thing to be able to maintain an acceptable appearance. Those pure blood dragons will look at people by their appearance. It is not good to be treated as a hybrid.

As for the most common investigative spells? I was immune from the beginning.

When I passed the flustered follower, the epee was reinvented as a black cat on the shoulder. She lazily rolled and grabbed the cat's beard. It seems that this gesture is She is the most comfortable.

"Go there? To rob the dragon treasury? Or to steal more dragon eggs?"

"...I am not a dragon, I don't have that hobby, let alone if something is coming up now, isn't everyone knowing what we are doing? Go and see what the dragons hide."

"Hidden things?"

"Well, haven't you found that the city is too calm?"

"You mean... giant?"

I nodded. In the impression of Helen, there was a war between the giants and the dragons. I don’t think they would fix all the difficult giants in a short period of time. Even if they win, they will definitely lose a lot. I hope to be able to actually understand the actual combat power of the giants. It would be better if there were two races.

"Why don't you want the dragons to lead the way, anyway. We are allies now."

"...Do you let your ‘allies’ see your weakness?”

"...also."

But unfortunately, although we are working hard to find out. The methods of healing and drinking water were explored one by one, but there were still no traces of the injured dragons.

"Even if it is a dragon, it will inevitably require a large amount of water and medicine to be replenished after the injury. It seems that it is not here."

"...Where will it be, the front line of the battlefield? There will be no more Dragon City. Hey, what do you think so seriously, I just talk about it."

"No, it's really possible to say no, I don't think those dragons will be so exposed to their true core."

And our two envoys walked and talked, and from time to time, they also looked at the stalls on the side of the road, trying to pick up a few strange treasures... What? We are not doing business again? We are doing the right thing, the diplomats are not all part-time spies, seeing that we are still collecting the other people's feelings, are we so dedicated?

"... It looks like you are thinking about something rude. Normal diplomats are not all spies and spies. They are the bonds that bear the relationship between the two countries. They are very hard."

"... um, um, trying to test the ties of the other's underwear, and then fanning the other people's people to the streets, and finally trying to sponsor the other opposition in the country, it is really a hard bond."

Although there is still no huge gain, but chat, whispering, and a lot of mood along the way.

"To be honest, in fact, if the situation permits, I really want to trade with the dragons. After all, each dragon is a treasure trove. It is really a glimpse of so many resources."

"...how to trade? The dragon is not lacking anything."

"Hey, they are missing more. Didn't you find that the life of this Dragon City is very monotonous? Even the casinos, brothels and bars in normal cities are not, and even if they are not lacking, can we not make consumption? Eat and drink Lazar, you can't get money."

"You mean?"

"Don't look at Xiaohong's look. In fact, she pays attention to her scales. Every once in a while, she rushes to the volcanic bath. She also regularly nails her nails. It is said that long-term care will be reduced. Fighting power."

This is not my nonsense, people's nails are boring and cracking, it is probably ugly, and if the dragon's claws are broken and the nails are broken, it will probably make the opponent laugh at the big teeth, and the volcanic bath is rich in minerals and fire elements. It can make the red dragon's scales become more energetic and hard, and it is also the only way to enhance the defense ability. Of course, after washing the volcanic lava bath, the scales will shine for a while, which is the root of the red dragon. Yinlong is one of the roots of the volcano. It is said that Yinlong is also the most beautiful of the dragons...

"You see, those mothers have trouble with the dragon, she can turn into a human form, but the baby is bigger and harder than her. We can provide baby storage service, let them have fun shopping, um, you can also sell neck Give them a circle and let them take a walk with their young dragons."

"...how it sounds like a human pet shop."

"Cough, don't worry about this little thing. And, apart from the traditional services, we can do beauty nails here. You see the color of their wings is monotonous. Either red or blue. There is only one color. We can provide painted tattoo services, such as embroidering a big tiger, a lion, etc."

"...I don't mention how awkward the tiger's head is embroidered on the dragon. One of the wings of the dragon is red and the white one is white? Is it a red dragon or a white dragon?"

"Yeah, Hilois, you are a genius, you remind me, this is really a good idea, we can also provide other Dragon services. If you are annoyed with Black Dragon, you can apply it with a layer. Gold, the faucet and the dragon wing are used as camouflage and pretend to be golden dragons. It is much more convenient to rob them. Who will always guard against a golden dragon with a sense of justice."

"...Don't say, I think you did this, it is estimated that it will be chased by all the dragons, especially the Golden Dragons."

"Right, you

Freedom may be the best way to distract yourself. Frankly speaking, the Dragon City has given me a lot of pressure. After all, whoever sees the holy steps of the street, the legendary and above will be stunned, not to mention the group of dragon elders in the banquet. Can do that position, the weakest is an ancient dragon, not worse than the ordinary epic strong, and the strongest ... at least five or more goals I can not see through, conservative estimates are beyond My heyday.

"The dragons are really blessed. These golden bloods are simply too cheap. As long as the weakest adult is the golden level, a little training will be able to crush ordinary legends, and human training will be a silver to the top."

"...Yes, since they are so strong, the ‘history’ should have been a good one.”

I shook my head directly.

"Basically, it is similar to the Master. The first half of the game is a pig teammate in sleepwalking state. I thought that I could stay out of this time. When I found out that the situation was not comprehensive, the war situation has collapsed."

“Like the tower in the cloud?”

I just remembered that I didn't seem to have talked with Herois about the super bad transcripts of the country of the Master in "history."

"Well, actually it’s the last thing. It’s all about self-confidence in their own strength, letting them get used to watching the outside world change, thinking that everything is going through the sky, a short rainstorm, and so on when they find themselves being caught in the mud and getting out of the incompetence. It’s hard to think about it again. You didn’t find out that the Horus, as long as I talked about jihad, either pretending to be a smirk, or just taking a nap, and making sure that the dragons are still planning to stay out of this.”

"...What happened to the Dragons in history?"

"Nothing, just the big tree is always remembered by others. It was turned into a bone dragon army by the undead. It was slaughtered by evil spirits. It was parasitized by the worms. It was cooked by the giants. Later, the scattered dragons even the human empire. All the warships have to go around. Of course, they joined the coalition forces in the later period, but they have suffered heavy losses, and several branches have been directly eliminated."

"Hey, is this still a prophet? Will the Dragons be so miserable? Can you tell me in detail?"

And to my amazement, the "person" who inserted me and the psychological link of Herois is behind me.

I jerked back, only to find that it was a seemingly young snow elf. The short body was not as tall as the lover, and the small face of the red apple was very cute.

“How is it possible? How can the dialogue of the soul link be eavesdropped.”

The face was surprised and inexplicably, but the white rose in the sleeve was pinched in the hand, and the face was still shocked. The bottom of my heart was to seriously calculate the information that could be leaked, and considered the possibility of killing people in the Dragon City.

"...The young people in this year are really terrible. I want to kill people when I am still moving. Don't worry, young people, I came with goodwill. Please take away your rose. The old man is too old to stand up. scare."

Xiaozheng’s general snow elf spoke up but was old-fashioned. It was obviously an old monster. The pair of seemingly pure silver eyes and whites actually saw everything.

"The old name has been forgotten by the world, you can call the old Sam, the ancient white dragon, count it, it should be the grandfather of the white dragon that you killed before. By the way, you will color the white dragon into a golden dragon. How much is it? Can you owe it, but the old one is very poor." (To be continued, please search for astronomical literature, the novel is better updated faster!

Ps: Well, adjust it, tomorrow two more, fight for a chapter at noon in the evening, try to advance the update time.

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