The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Are you an adult of Roland, or a sleepless adult, or a small Luo Luo, or, are all three?"

In the tent at midnight, the solitude of a man and a woman often carries the hustle and bustle of the wind, but with the question of Diana, the air of the original silkyness is scattered, and the inexplicable feeling of frustration and powerlessness makes me quietly lower. head.

"Sure enough, I know that the woman in my life has only a peach robbery. It is definitely not a peach blossom. Occasionally, my eyes are fainting. I am not a demon or a bone dragon, or a perverted murderer. I have been in this life forever. I can't get the favor of a normal female surname."

Well, it was only what she expected to be discovered by her. What made me depressed was that I was guilty of a peach blossom instead of a peach blossom.

However, I only thought that I would be found to be the Lich Roland, and the identity of the sleepless person was also revealed, but I did not expect it.

I am sure why I have been discovered? That day, Xiaohong’s silly dragon just saw me and I laughed and rolled my head. I also shouted my name directly in the laughter. In the nest, the sound of the dragon and the thunder were not far away. Diana hasn't gone far, if it's not awkward, it's strange to not find it.

"So, adults, what should I call you?"

"Rosie and Roland are all the same, and the pronunciation is the same anyway. However, how did you relate my appearance to them?"

Now I really need a reliable assistant. Even if she doesn't look for me, I will find her sooner or later, but I am really curious as to where to pay.

"Your ring and the kitten."

Ok, I finally know that the problem is there, the right hand is Eliza’s ring, and the banshee’s king-shaped kitten has appeared in front of Diana. For the legendary knight, It’s not difficult to look at the torch, she recognizes it for granted.

"Well, you are avoiding the crowd to come to me tonight, certainly not just to expose my identity. Or, you have a private matter to find me secret."

The gray elf, who was still in the first second, suddenly lowered his head and nodded with a shy face. The red glow was extended to the ear, but I opened my mouth and accidentally dropped the cup on the ground.

“Is spring really coming? Is she looking at me?”

The dark elves in front of us are the rare conscience of the entire city management team. They are the frugal and wonderful of the dark elves. Her conservative and old-fashioned plates are extremely famous. Even the dwarves who are known as the long elves are in the whole seat. The city is quite prestigious and famous.

However, due to the legendary strength and the identity of the city management captain, as well as the legendary deeds of the people who have traveled thousands of miles, some people have compared it with the legendary Grey Elf Ranger Drizzt, and let the young pursuers all Consciously shaped, only single to this day, but now in the face of my stranger, I started to be stupid.

I pinched my cheek, it hurts, it should not be a dream.

"Universal system, I will not black you again, thank you for the 19 points charm that you gave me! The system bless me, the next surname is also the charm! Haha, eating by face is the last word, the Paladin is the face knight, My Roland era is finally coming."

Finally, Diana, with her red face and her head down, played with courage.

"grown ups!!"

"Well, I am!"

"I am a little shy about exporting things and would like to ask you."

"I like things that people can't say!"

"You won't laugh at me? It's a paladin, and it's actually a shameless thing."

"No, no, I don't know what is shameful, I like it the most."

"Great, great! I know I can trust you. Please point the way for me who are confused! I am lost in my belief in the Light."

"What!?"

It seems that I found myself too simple, and Diana quickly added a lot.

It turned out that Diana’s unscrupulous thing in her mouth was that she was a paladin and found herself unknowingly turning her back on her faith.

It turned out that she was the first to believe in the darkness of the dark elves, but she had always been disgusted with her, and she chose the Holy Light as a faith, but the Holy Light regarded the undead and the demon as a deadly enemy from the beginning. In that battle, the undead who were incarnate in the spirit was not so evil and disorderly in the doctrine, so she had doubts about her belief in the light.

The original small cracks, but because of my appearance has become a big mouth, I am the **** of the undead to the **** of the law, and now the incarnation of the avatar can use the Holy Light, is the undead not evil? ? Is the **** of the law and the **** of the light the same god? What I did, this is simply the foundation for overthrowing the teachings of the Holy Light. This fact of ruining the three views directly shakes her faith and expects me to point to it.

It turned out that she would treat me as the incarnation of the **** of the law, and will keep the strange silence along the way. At this time, I asked the faith.

Upon hearing this, I suddenly felt that my blood pressure suddenly soared, my eyes were congested, and I immediately realized the orc’s madness and warfare skills. It turned out that I really used me as a pastor!

Say good, talk about it? Say good beauty hits the night? Say good dark elf instinct and tricks? Potholes, beauty looking for you in the middle of the night to point the way to faith? I am not a saint priest, what are you looking for me! I am a man, a beast! I will change at midnight!

Ok, I know that my little friends can't do anything, but chat and talk about feelings and cultivate feelings for the future.

As a senior magician, the nameless flame burned on my chest. I secretly made up my mind. Since you asked me for advice, I will teach you what is a **** and what is a belief.

"First of all, I am not the embodiment of the **** of the law. I am a living mortal. In fact, I will tell you the secrets of the gods. First, all true gods are shit."

The anti-detection enchantment attached to the magic ring was activated. I clearly existed in the distance from the true God, but revealed the secret of the **** without any respect.

"The true Gods are only special beings. They live and evolve by faith. You can think of them as part of the world. Well, when the parasites on the world system are not bad."

So, driven by the inexplicable flame, I also tried to say to the poor, ugly opponent.

I believe that when the night is over, the so-called belief shake will only become a joke. I promise that she will be like me, after thoroughly recognizing what is the god, I regard the true God of faith as a ridiculous thing.

"All in all, the order side **** is the poor worm mixed with the concept of order, the **** of the light is even a super poor worm that does not have the self. Whether it is my **** of the law, the sleepless person, or the nameless light The gods are just servers of God that follow certain rules. Well, it is a machine similar to Roland II. Since rigid machines, as long as they follow their rules, it is difficult to borrow their power."

"The doctrine of the **** of the law is determined by me as a mortal. Because he is the embodiment of the concept of justice, even if I can't leave the back door, even if I lose myself, I can treat all prayers and redemptions from the mortal world fairly and fairly. The teachings of the Holy Light are written by the people of the Church. In the essence of 'purification,' they have added a lot of fragmentary concepts. These are estimated to be invisible to the **** of the light. Why are you bothered by the messy doctrines?"

Some words are enough. If the **** of light is the embodiment of the concept of purification, the **** of the law is indeed the embodiment of the concept of justice, and the "equality of equality" that drags both sides to the same level is the most obvious example.

But if the **** of the law can leave the back door, there is a special case, then it is still a **** of justice, but sometimes cheating does not leave the back door, the fact that the sleepless person as my avatar is on the throne, is my own The important back hand.

Of course, these deeper secrets will not be said to Diana, but these are just enough to make the legendary Paladin's three views completely destroyed, and the belief collapses, and what I want is exactly the result.

The future situation I am facing is too severe. In the unaccompanied surface world, I need a helper, a helper who works for me wholeheartedly, a powerful card that I have grown up again, an assistant who truly trusts me.

But it is very puzzling. Even the sulphurous mountain town, which is a strong cloud, can play the role of a trump card, while at the same time it is free to act in human society.

Needless to say, the undead district and the Xiluo royal power gang, when they go to the surface of the human kingdom, basically means that the deceased declare war on the living, and the law of my four kings is the same. Kaledia lacks mobility and strength. The higher elves are even more eye-catching in human society. He used to be the governor of the country of the Tour de France. Once it appeared, it would cause countless storms.

The other kings of the law are the same. Lilith, who is a blood family, needless to say. Kevin is a human being, but both the official business and the family have dragged him down. A golden-level justice knight can't get the effect of being a trump card.

And the assistant's most powerful candidate, as the hidden king Eliza, even in the Sulphur Mountain City, I certainly dare not take her.

After all, to find a race that is worse than the devil's reputation, it is basically impossible to complete the task, the devil's physical characteristics are so obvious, the power of chaos is even more striking, just a paladin will find.

As for the naked king, even if I am willing to bring it, the Sulphur Hill City Supreme Court is willing to let people go, and also give him a neck ring on his neck, pretending to be a Tauren slave. After all, most orcs are either enemies in the eyes of human beings, or It is a slave.

As for the gang of the urban management brigade, unless they are willing to endure the moonlight ritual of death, consider the bad reputation that the dark elf can be directly burned to death on the surface. Bringing it out is definitely a trouble for himself.

The final result is that the master is like a cloud, but in order not to be branded with aliens and heretics, no one is suitable.

When I think about it, this "simple" gray elf legendary paladin has become the most suitable candidate. It is trustworthy, hard work and hard, and the potential is endless. Of course, the most important thing is that the surname is simply fooled." History has proved its potential, which is why I will say that even if she does not come to me, I will go to find her reasons.

"A person is stupid and eye-catching, how good a bodyguard is."

Well, after the goal has been confirmed, an unscrupulous person has stepped up.

In order to attract the other party to invest in my majesty, I also vaguely revealed my grand plan, but also made her struggle in the heart and action.

In the end, the day was slightly bright, but Diana said that she would go back and think about it for a while, and when she got up and left, she was full of bloodshot eyes when she was not sleeping all night, and the heroine who looked like a hero was languid. I was dragged into the alley by a dozen orc beasts and spent the night.

And I saw that she was so hesitant, but I nodded with satisfaction. From my understanding of her, I guess most of the results I will consider will satisfy me.

Then I looked at the sky that was gradually turning bright. I felt a little tired after a night of sleep. I was ready to take a chance to sleep for the last hour or two.

But I still didn't sleep for ten minutes. I was attacked by a bulldog.

"Bastard! What did you do to the big sister!!"

The angry female elf took the sword and broke into my tent. Without saying anything, one foot smashed my bed.

"What?"

"Momo has never seen the big sister's head so embarrassed, while walking all the way to tears, what did you do this **** to the big sister's head, is the skill too bad and hard? The big sister is really pitiful, obviously the first time I have encountered a silver-like wax gun head that you can't use, and left a sad memory."

What is this with? Looking at the messy clothes and the bloodshot eyes in the eyes, I couldn't help but listen to it all night. I secretly rejoiced that in order to tell the mystery of the gods, the tricks to prevent eavesdropping were launched very early.

But that Momo said more and more.

"I said, men can't just look at the appearance, can see that they can't be used much. I know this is the result, you should stop her when the big sister enters your tent, let Momo teach you a few tricks first. Okay, although Momo has no experience, but Momo has read a lot of books, and there are many exchanges with the sisters. The theory combined with the actual, live drills will definitely make you ¥@#@, there is a perfect beginning. Experience, comfortable to get home."

Every time when I feel that I am in arrears with the pothole system, look at the words and deeds of the urban management forces who should be branded, always feel that they are still a moral person, a noble person, a A person who has left the low-level taste.

Well, I was disturbed by the lack of sleep, and I was naturally extremely annoyed. Then, of course, the first day of the Cavaliers confrontation was repeated.

After the end of this inexplicable battle, I went to play the basin, but unexpectedly found that everyone looked at me differently.

Looking at the downstream gestures of the fingers of the two flower ambassadors, as a man, I instantly understood.

Even with the cover of the night, the knight’s stealth skills in the armor are absolutely unqualified. She’s squatting on my tent and can’t hold anyone, and when everyone sees Diana in it, it’s full. One night, and in the morning, my eyes were bloodshot, and when I came out with a sullen look, I couldn’t wash it when I jumped into the Yellow River.

This time, Corus, who was close to me, is far away from me. Seeing my eyes is like seeing something dirty. After all, in her eyes, I happened to know this soon after I met Diana. I want to be super playboy.

Well, if anything happens, I recognize it, but I am really innocent, but I now say that Diana and I are just talking about the beliefs and gods of one night. It is a pure relationship between men and women, that is, I don’t believe it myself. .

Considering that the future plan can be played by Corus, I can only talk with a thick face and try to explain to her, but from the point of view that is full of caution, the effect is not very good, and then The scene of the incident made me completely detached.

Not far away, Diana's heavy armor, dressed in a thin single coat, carrying the silver avenger of the Holy Sword, slowly came to me with a solemn smile.

The expression of enlightenment is like a saint who is about to embark on the altar to sacrifice himself.

Just approaching me, her face full of seriousness, but suddenly knees on the knees, and slowly raised her arms, handed me his own sword.

"My Lord, I vow to talk about your life and follow your teachings and become your most solid reliance. Your enemy will become the target of my sword. Your pleasure is my highest glory, and I am proud of everything. It will be the goal I have pursued throughout my life."

Ok, I know it all the time. On one knee, the knight is loyal to his lord. His knees can only blame his elders and the gods in heaven. She is the one who treats me as a god, and this begins to swear, even more. A prayer to the true God that declares faith and obedience.

But I understand, others don't understand.

"Big sister!! Luo Wei! What kind of magic is used by you in the big sister's head? Actually, I look at the big sister, and the old lady fights with you."

Well, the bulldog instantly turns into a rabid dog. This "ci luo" naked killing, with the wind pressure of the sword of the runaway, is obviously playing really.

"Ah, I said that the elves and human beings are unreasonable. If you look at it, it will only be hooked up in a few days. You see which human male surname is always with a silver smile, and it is not a good person at first glance."

Silver hook Bea, actually dare to smear my reputation, I will definitely retaliate! There is also a silver smile, which is clearly the standard smile of the May 9th Paladin. It is a weapon to get the donation of the lady. It is a secret that I have spent a long time to practice.

"The people of my generation have a newcomer, but I am very happy." Well, if this is not the praise of the bad dwarfs with yellow gambling, I will be very happy to accept it.

"Cut, the female with no hair on her face, what is good-looking." This is okay, this is a peculiar aesthetic, everyone knows who it is.

"Unfortunately!! Don't chase, I really just talked with your big sister for a night."

Finally, the screams, this is to throw the sword in the tent, desperately avoiding the mad dog chasing me.

"Hey, is this possible? You can't do sleepless nights unless you are a surname, or a child who hasn't developed yet."

"Deceive too much, I am fighting with you."

Well, someone was inadvertently stepped on the pain, and turned back and Momo smashed into a ball. (To be continued.)