The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Through the dimly lit oil lamp, reading a book in bed, waiting for the first morning sun to slowly enter the house, the warm sunshine gradually warms the body and mind, this ordinary life that ordinary people are used to, is the most memorable enjoyment of me.

The book didn't look at how much, but the thoughts were flying in the air. In the early morning, the brains were most sober, and all kinds of bad ideas came out one after another. Perhaps this is the instinct of life longing for light.

It’s been almost half a month since I arrived at the Lance Fortress. The silver hooked caravan has already left. They will go to the Oran Empire to participate in the celebration of the new emperor Dassos, and the Roland robot is a gift, known for luxury. The royal family and nobles of Oran also pursue rare things, so that the novel and interesting big robots are definitely the only one. In the calculation of the silver hooks, this time, the gift is a million-profit investment.

The big team left early, but I didn't plan to leave at all. Every day I just practiced swords, read books, went shopping, chatted, and drank tea. It was like a retired old man.

“Does this really go to the human world for a holiday?”

In the eyes that no one else understands, I actually did a lot of things.

For example, collecting information, updating the current situation and changes in the countries of the mainland, and adjusting for future action plans.

It must be said that due to the long and dangerous underground passages, the underground world is in chaos, and a news on the ground has spread to the ground, often becoming a retro past, unless it is a major news brought back by the intelligence spies, otherwise general At least half a year after the transmission of information, mistakes and deviations are even more inevitable.

In addition, most of the residents of the underground world can't handle their own lives. How can they care about the surface thousands of miles away? Even the gossip is very slow, so the information of the countries of Sulphur Mountain City. Most of the chats from the merchants are basically 30 years ago.

Wrong information can only make wrong judgments. Even the leaders and backgrounds of the leaders do not know how to make targeted arrangements. This must be corrected.

Yep. It’s very gorgeous and high-grade. It’s just a look at the newspaper and reading.

Due to the existence of the **** of knowledge, the printing technology of Ai Xi mainland is quite developed, and the daily newspaper of Sulphur City generally has its own newspaper industry. Although the newspapers that were sent from the capital city of Casiroa to the fortress city were often three months ago, there were not many types of newspapers, but they were much better than the useless information of the underground world decades ago.

However, even so, the old newspapers and periodicals I read in half a month are enough to fill three or four rooms.

"[The evil underground world is going to move? The legendary underground covenant surfaced! Our wise King Antal II called for long-term preparations!] Oh, even Moryl’s name is wrong, and the underground covenant has changed. , old and outdated intelligence."

However, it can be seen ten years ahead of time that the underground world has the intention of counterattacking the surface, and has made a long-term preparation for the war. It seems that Antar II, who was hailed by the descendants, really has two brushes.

Collecting intelligence is just a daily act. There are still a lot of things that seem insignificant, but actually very important to deal with.

For example, identity background and accent, to be mixed into human society, the first thing to solve is these two problems.

The ancients speak and talk to modern people. There are two concepts. Even the most commonly used lingua franca, there are not many dialects and accents in each place. This, seemingly trivial, is often the easiest to reveal true identity.

For me, learning to imitate accents is really not a problem. It is rare to delete the ancient vocabulary that has long since disappeared in history. If you have a 300-year old word and a past grammar, you can see how it is, and in this respect, the most important exercise. Still chatting with people and reading newspapers.

This can only be a word and a word test, time-consuming and laborious, but it has been quite effective.

In terms of identity background, I was prepared earlier. Under my arrangement, a broken aristocratic family with a background of a sinister country has lived in this city for more than 20 years. The ancestors have also been brilliant for helping the first king to win the title of knight. However, although they have lost their nobility titles in this generation, they rely on several fields to maintain their lives, but they are barely able to be considered members of the human aristocracy.

And they, a leprosy son, Luo Luo, was sent to the monastery to live a life of isolation, accidentally returned, afraid of infecting people, but also wrapped in bandages and black cloth, so that people can not see the face.

Just four years ago, perhaps a pious prayer went to heaven, the **** of the light showed miracles, healed the poor boy and gave him the identity of the paladin, and the boy was even more incredible. Go alone to the underground world to take risks.

In the eyes of most aristocrats in the city, this is just a propaganda story that the Church Church has once again expanded its influence. Anyway, people can't come back. Who knows if it is true. But surprisingly, this story has been followed up recently.

When everyone regretted that this miracle-healed teenager was impulsive and sent to death, he actually came back half a month ago, and he returned with a lot of wealth in a big harvest, and his nickname is Luo Luo, the name It is Luo Wei.

Nowadays, with the help of people, this legend has already begun to spread in the city.

Well, when it comes to this, everyone should have guessed that someone with a heart is my person.

Yes, this 19-year-old Luo Luo does not exist, and the family is the one I sent out 20 years ago. The real person involved in that identity has already settled in Sulphur Mountain City.

In order to make the two identities as similar as possible, Naro’s few contacts with the outsiders of the neighbors were all personally played by me. Even the middle also deliberately left some obvious personal traces, such as the strange tone of speech, quite a bit. Quirky sitting cross-legged.

More than 20 years in advance, the layout is for a noble identity and innocence, it seems a lot more? No, in my eyes, this is not enough.

Although it is very helpless, in this world, the human being as the dominant person is probably the most exclusive race. If you want to be mixed up in human society, or go further into the superior class of the ruling class, a heritage of three generations of aristocracy must not be Less, and if it is used as a spy of aliens. I am afraid I will do nothing.

Of course, there are quite a lot of blank areas in this experience. If someone traces them in the future, there will definitely be doubts, but the doubts are more trustworthy than the completely blank past. The unknown origin can be used as the weakness of the attack, but only the suspect point will attack the other party, at least to prove that the identity is false, this is not easy.

And I recently went shopping every day, and greeted my neighbors, uncles, and aunts, and showed some strange personal traces. That is to make the two identities coincide, so that the false identity is more authentic.

However, for some reason, because of my sad luck, I am a little overkill.......

"Hey, Luo Wei. I heard that you are a good old lady?"

gab! Is there such a nonsense? It’s just that **** daily task that I have to help the old lady cross the road ten times, but there are no so-called crosswalks and fewer carriages. As a result, I stayed for one afternoon before I met three qualified old ladies. They let me help the road.... The last two eyes were everywhere to look for the old lady, and the old lady was seen. The result was this bad title.

"No. I heard that it is the wild dog terminator."

He said that the dog is the best friend of mankind. I like it very much for the task of bathing the wild dog. It’s just that the dogs don’t like it... it’s a good fangs and claws. Fortunately, I have the light, otherwise the next day I can't see anyone.

"Ah, it is said that you were caught on the spot because of the trailing beauty, the plot is not in the way?"

Nonsense, my goal is to fight evil. Clean up those hooligans! It’s a pity that a rogue didn’t catch up that day. Sure enough, the Paladin’s sneak rush is not home? As for being arrested, I am a paladin, how can I catch me. It’s just a matter of convincing the guards to take some time.

The final result of these tasks, in addition to let me deeply understand that the system is still arrogant, doing good things is harder than doing bad things, let the "miracle of the miracle", "lucky boy Luo Hao", first became "good-hearted "Rosie", and then became "the next door to the head of the water into the water", "unfortunately, the young man was young, burned his brain by the light."

"It doesn't matter, this gives people a deeper image. Stupidity is more in line with the personal setting of rushing into the underground world. It's a good thing! It's a good thing!" This is my self-deception.

But sometimes, when disasters continue to fall, when the image continues to collapse, there is a limit to self-deception.

"Good thing, your sister, the cute girl who looks at my eyes next door to the flower shop, has seen the sympathy of the mentally handicapped from the time I just met. There are people who call behind me, 'Don’t give up hope, don’t give up treatment', only one week. It’s all about ruining my image. If I go on like this, I’ll be able to get rid of the lich’s Roland identity, but it’s the Paladin’s head burned by the Holy Light.”

But unfortunately, in order to be able to be strong as soon as possible, the increasingly boring daily tasks have to be done. I have a little miss on the system of doing evil. In this year, doing good things is much harder than bad things.

"The old lady crossing the road was taken as an attempt to rob the old man, helping people to carry the bag and carrying it as an attempted theft. The duty to sweep the street was treated as a neuropathy, and the dog was shaved and made a plan to make a dog hot pot. Do you have more trust? System grandfather you won, poor pity, I have already sweeped the reputation and image, let me go!"

Now, it’s that Diana’s silly big sister’s eyes are very strange. When I was seen by the pits of the system, it’s not the previous horror, but I nodded for granted, just like saying “Well, Roland It should be like this, and sure enough, the majestic sleepless judge is the illusion."

Today, just halfway through the newspaper, I was attracted by a news three months ago.

"The powerful new emperor of the Oran Empire succeeded to the throne, and the forty-two subordinate countries including the Bubi Principality, the Eastern Principality, and the Kingdom of Cassilo sent members of the royal family to congratulate. They are expected to present their own flags in the ceremony. Loyalty and trust..."

"Oh." A crisp sound, the newspaper has been split into two halves.

"Subordinate country!?"

Blood gas suddenly rushed, the rest of the words have been invisible, the inexplicable annoyance and grievances made my heart fire, but I do not know how to vent.

Even if we have long known that the current Principality of the East is no longer a country of great independence in the past millennium, we can understand that it is an international practice to refer to a small country as a big country, but when it comes to the symbol of unyielding and guardian, it must be listed in a certain Under the banner of the empire, an inexplicable sense of grievance makes me want to kill.

"Damn unspeakable children, useless things!! Actually mixed with the desire of other countries! The dignity of the blood and the glory of the millennium have been lost by you."

Well, even if I know that this is very unreasonable, I am still in the room, and I am still thundering in the room.

After a long time, I calmed down and helplessly sighed.

"Oh, you can't blame them."

I know that there are some things that can't blame future generations. It is still very remarkable that future generations can rebuild their home country. They really have to blame and can only blame our generation of dying kings.

So, calm down, I looked back at the ripped newspaper and put him together.

Although it is very hot, this information is really important and must be studied carefully.

"The new emperor Dassos, isn't the king of the winter wolf in history? Although it is a hapless man who has been bent by Victoria, but in history, it has not been underestimated."

When I think of Victoria, I think of the final tragic ending of Dassault. Inexplicable, I feel a lot better, and a malicious idea is coming out.

"He is such a great country emperor, if he can't get tired of big fish and meat, he will be obsessed with Victoria's rare neutral beauty. Perhaps Victoria is gone, and Korros is also a neutral super beauty. No, try to slap him again and let him leave another quatrain in history."

Well, even if I just talked about playing, I vented the resentment caused by the royal family being forced to bow, and the Kolos inexplicable vest in the square was chilling, like a bad luck.

And then I opened the last page of the newspaper, where there were portraits and briefs of the representatives of the various countries participating in the succession ceremony.

"The Eastern Principality, is it a princess? Renee. Qin. Hey?"

"Hey!" The newspaper that was barely put together was completely scrapped. This time it was not anger, but because the scene in front of me shocked me inexplicably.

The corner of the newspaper is a vivid portrait. In the portrait, the heroine wearing a silver armor with a bright smile is waving to the public with a smile of sunshine.

"The Princess of the Knights, Renee, the only descendant of the world, won the trust of the people."

What is the imposter of the descendants of the ?? Any conjecture can be revoked. In front of the heroic face of the horsewoman, I don’t want to admit it and I must admit it.

"Luo Hao!! Look at this! This princess and Luo Luo and you look like it, are you all family? Don't want to deny it, this evidence is conclusive, let Momo see the cute Ronaldinho Luo."

Momo rushed in. The one she waved on her hand was the same newspaper as my hand.

And the knight princess named Renee, who is 90% similar to me! If it is not the feminine beauty of the eyebrows, not the male's glory, the face is slightly pointed and the eyebrows are slightly thin, which is simply the same person.

Staring at the portrait of the girl, I made up my mind.

"It seems that we have to go to the city of Klangsey, the king of the Oran Empire."

PS: PS. After work, I got busy all day, and now I took the time to write, it was a bit late.

In order to celebrate the enthusiastic support of the squirrel's first ally, Kayle's book, there is a more explosion tonight, and there is a chapter. But I don't know what time it is. Let's take a break early and look at it tomorrow.

The monthly ticket has already been more than 200, that is, the owed two thousand words broke out. The squirrel does not like to owe debts, and strives to explode as soon as possible without affecting the quality. In addition, let the monthly ticket and subscription come more violently, the crazy lich is a step away from the boutique.