The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

  Chapter 67 If there is no **** in the world, he will confer the gods on his own

  When the two left the hospital, the drizzle outside had stopped, and the sun broke through the clouds and shone on their faces.

  It was already evening at this time, and the sun was not too dazzling.

   Li Yi asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

  He remembered that he hadn't eaten much since morning. Although he couldn't die of starvation, he had developed a good habit of eating three meals a day in the past six months since he came back.

   Xie Yunan was stunned for a moment, then said: "What do you want to eat? Chinese food or Western food?

  As long as she makes a phone call, she can completely book out all the best restaurants in Luo City, and it is not impossible to airlift chefs and ingredients from other places.

  The budget given to her by her superiors is one million, which is still not a channel for repayment. For example, if Li Yi wants to eat fresh seafood caught on the treasure island in the East China Sea, Xie Yunan will arrange a special plane to transport them over, and the government will bear the cost of the consumption.

   "Don't be so troublesome, just eat a bowl of noodles."

  Li Yi pointed to a noodle shop not far away, and the two walked into the noodle shop. There were rows of tables on each side of the small shop. The tables were very old, and the advertising stickers on them were all black.

   "Boss, two bowls of beef brisket powder, four taels."

   "Okay."

   A few minutes later, two bowls of beef brisket noodles were served, and Li Yi broke open a pair of disposable chopsticks and began to eat.

  When he was in high school, he and Zhao Si often went home from school on weekends to eat a bowl of beef brisket noodles. It's just that the beef brisket powder has risen from five yuan to ten yuan, and the number of beef brisket has not increased but decreased.

   Soon finished one bowl of noodles, and Xie Yunan had already eaten four bowls of noodles, and was a little dumbfounded seeing the boss. This girl is not too fat, she can eat four bowls of noodles.

   Li Yi was not surprised by this. He only ate noodles to satisfy his appetite, while the other party needed it for his body. Xie Yunan's cultivation base is only at the eighth level of qi refining, which is considered to be at the upper-middle level in today's environment, and qi training naturally cannot achieve bigu.

  The body of a monk in the Qi refining stage is the same as that of a mortal martial arts master, and he needs to eat a lot of meat every day. After these few bowls of noodles, Xie Yunan might only be half full.

   After paying the bill, the two left the powder shop and returned to the car.

   Xie Yunan asked, "Where are you going next?"

   "Go to Chenghuang Temple."

   "May I ask, is it an evil spirit enshrined in the Temple of the City God?"

  As the supervisor of the army, Xie Yunan has the duty to monitor the extraordinary in the world. Although she can only manage local monks and religions, it does not prevent her from being extremely sensitive to this aspect.

  At present, the theft of faith in China is relatively serious, and Li Daitao's stiff incidents frequently occur.

  Li Yi said lightly: "See if you can canonize the City God."

   It is very simple to solve this matter, just kill all the demons. Li Yi doesn't mind killing one city after another. According to the current cities where the accident happened, it will take at most one month. Judging from the years of follow-up in the practice world, one month is very fast.

  But after solving this problem, what should I do next time a monk with profound spirituality and Taoism comes out to make trouble?

  The root cause is not evil spirits, let alone the so-called Heavenly Heart Demons, but the lack of necessary city gods in this world. If there were city gods in every city, sleeping sickness would certainly not be able to spread so widely.

  Chenghuang Temple is equivalent to the police station of a city, and it is the law of the underworld of a city in a big way. Without it, the city will be in chaos. In the practice world, a small city with hundreds of thousands of people can cause a lot of evil spirits without a city god, let alone a city with tens of millions.

  The current environment will not naturally form evil spirits such as ghosts, but there is no guarantee that it will not happen in the future. Since he went down the mountain to solve this problem, he had to completely cure it.

  Preventing problems before they happen, he is not a person who likes to make trouble for himself.

  The real purpose of his trip is to canonize the City God, and the so-called Tianxin Demon can't get into his eyes. Asking Lao Dao about his name is already the greatest respect for him, and he can't afford to be called an opponent.

  If there were no gods in the world, he would confer the gods himself.

  Xie Yunan was startled and turned the steering wheel. If she hadn't reacted quickly, it might have caused a rear-end collision.

  Canonize the City God? !

  The car just stopped in front of the traffic light, which gave Xie Yunan a chance to think. At this moment, her pretty face is not as indifferent as before. Today, her expression is more than the sum of the years.

  The canonization of city gods, as the name implies, is to posthumously confer titles on dead people as city gods, and build temples to worship them. This is generally the right of ancient emperors or government officials. Since a hundred years ago, Shenzhou has abolished the tradition of officially conferring the City God, and the City God has no establishment.

  Now that the aura is revived, the City God has a substantial meaning and has become a huge power vacuum. The government naturally understands the importance of the City God, and has always wanted to establish a complete City God system.

  So far, the government has made many attempts in private, all of which have failed without exception.

  The reason is that none of the local monks can bear the incense, and they have "no merit or virtue", so how can the people worship them? If Li Daitao is stiff, the problem goes back to the beginning that they couldn't afford it. Even those reincarnated bosses, only a small number of people dare to take the risk of doing this.

  So far, people who have operated in this way have not come to a good end. The most famous Heavenly Father has never shown his face again, and the Holy Mother of the White Lotus has no body left.

  It is difficult to be a city god, let alone canonize the city god?

  Xie Yunan couldn't believe it, but what this man had shown before gave her an inexplicable confidence that he could do it.

   "How do you want to seal it?"

  Li Yi thought for a while, and replied: "The canonization of the city **** has existed since ancient times. One of them lives for the people and establishes their lives, and the other is that the city **** of the underworld is sent to eliminate disasters and collect blessings."

  The former requires great merit, which belongs to the conventional way. The latter requires a person with great supernatural powers to be ordered, similar to the canonization of the imperial court, and the person who is ordered must be able to restrain this personality and cause and effect.

   It happened that Li Yi Huiyin Division City God was ordered to eliminate disasters and collect blessings. He has also been canonized several times in the practice world, so he can be regarded as experienced. It's just that he doesn't know if the current environment can succeed, and he can't be sure about things he hasn't tried.

  There was a lot of traffic outside, Li Yi slowly closed his eyes, his soul left his body, and wandered around the world.

  The clean and light Taoist stood above the clouds, stepped out and disappeared in place.

   Hanshui Village.

  Li Yi changed his figure, and when he returned home, a table of meals had already been prepared, and the meals were cold, obviously he had been waiting for a long time.

   "Mom and Dad, I'm back."

   "It's not peaceful recently, so I came back so late."

   "It will be all right soon."

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   In the evening, the sun has completely set.

  In Shangqing palace, Qingxuan was drinking tea leisurely, as if all trivial matters were over.

   This posture made people around look at each other in dismay. Is that Li Changsheng really so powerful? Let Taoist Qingxuan think that the matter will be resolved as soon as he leaves the mountain.

  Master Bailian couldn't help asking: "Master Daoist, is that Hanshui really that powerful? The opponent is the Heavenly Heart Demon. If you are not careful, you may fall into the opponent's way."

Before Taoist Qingxuan could answer, Qing Xuzi supported his beard and said: "Senior Changsheng has profound Taoism, Qingfeng Palm has reached the realm of transformation, and my golden mask can only barely block it a few times. Fairy Miaomu doesn't have to worry about it. But a great supernatural power equal to a sword immortal, a living immortal."

   "Poof!"

  Fairy Miaomu, who was also drinking tea, sprayed out all the tea directly, without the slightest image of the past, looking at Qing Xuzi in astonishment.

"Any questions?"

  Qing Xuzi was bewildered, so she reacted so much when she just said her name. This little girl from the Moon Palace has never seen the world at first glance.

   "I'm sorry." Fairy Miaomu wiped the corners of her mouth, waved her hands to evaporate the water stains she sprayed out, and then looked at Taoist Qingxuan, her eyes full of resentment.

   Taoist Qingxuan showed a smile on his lips, and said: "Master is right, that person is a sword fairy."

   "Shoulder to a sword fairy."

  The two masters of Bailianzong were a little surprised. There is such a sword fairy. I didn't expect Zhou Di to have one.

   "It's not kind for seniors like Yang Shangshu not to tell us."

  Yang Lichuan said helplessly: "Don't blame the two priests, the government has a decree prohibiting the disclosure of information about hermits."

  Since the last conflict and Taoist Qingxuan's rage, Li Yi's information has been kept very confidential, and the whole country knows that he exists with no more than two hands.

  At this time, the accompanying guards came in again, and walked quickly to Yang Lichuan, muttering something in a low voice.

"What?!"

  Yang Lichuan exclaimed suddenly, and the others were also full of astonishment.

  They all heard what the guard said.

  Li Yi wants to canonize the City God.

   "Stop him!" Yang Lichuan subconsciously said, although the temple said that it would loosen the city god's restrictions and allow a small number of reincarnations to be in charge, but the premise is that it is under the control of the government.

   Li Yi's move is undoubtedly exceeding his authority.

  But thinking of the strength of the other party and the relationship with Taoist Qingxuan, I can only turn my attention to Taoist Qingxuan.

   Taoist Qingxuan took a sip of tea and said in a flat tone: "To me, living immortals are no different from reborn parents."

   It's a bit of a tall order to say that, but he wasn't lying. When he was young, he was instructed by Taoist Changsheng to worship in the Shangqing Palace, and later he took over the world for the living immortals. When he died, he should also be buried by the living immortals.

   "You... oh!" Yang Lichuan felt his head was going to explode. He had to consider the township level, but the city **** was very important.

  There are countless old people in the compound who are waiting to use this thing to continue their lives, and the position of the city **** is one less.

  The Qingxuan Taoist naturally saw the embarrassment of the other party, and said: "Didn't the government say that they want to build a pilot city? Besides, if the canonization is successful, it will point out our way forward, instead of crossing the river by feeling the stones like we are now."

  Giving the opponent a step down is also for Yang Lichuan to find a reason.

   "... Excuse me first."

  Yang Lichuan walked out of the lobby, and walked in again after a long time.

"Jingzhou, Qingzhou, and Jiaye can all be canonized, but at least let us know how to canonize. This is the biggest step back I can win, and you know that some people treat the city **** as their own... Alas, what a headache big."

  The rest of Yang Lichuan is hard to say, everyone actually understands that who doesn't want to live longer. Those princes and generals built their mausoleums to stay in power after death, and the City God perfectly met their requirements.

   But here comes the problem, the City God meets their requirements, but they do not meet the requirements of the City God. From the classics in the practice world, we can learn that it is not necessary to be a perfect and good person, but one must have merit.

  It is thankful that some people are not wicked.

   "Of course." Taoist Qingxuan nodded. He also knew the method of canonizing the City God, but he hasn't said it yet.

  Because he understands that with the current thinking of the government, there must be a huge hidden danger, which is even more dangerous than the former City God of the Demonic Dao.

  Qing Xuan took a sip of the bitter tea.

  Mediocrity is scarier than bad guys.

   There is another reason, the city **** of the underworld feels that the cultivation of the Nascent Soul stage is needed to calm down the personality, otherwise, it will be the next crime and the incense will be backfired.

  (end of this chapter)