The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

  Chapter 85 Brother Li likes fox ears?

   "Eep, beep, please forgive me, Daoist."

  In a broken mountain temple, a beautiful woman in white clothes hid half of her body behind the door, revealing half of her white face, looking at the two people outside charmingly.

   An ordinary Taoist priest wearing green clothes and carrying a medicine basket. A majestic, handsome and handsome monk.

  A taoist priest with an ordinary appearance and aura, with a medicine basket on his back, more like a doctor. The point is that the monk who was half a step behind him had a majestic appearance and a rainbow-like aura, and he actually had the cultivation base of the peak of Jindan.

   What she is most afraid of is the monk.

   "Bold evildoer!"

  The Dushi monk took a step forward, and a round of Buddha's light appeared behind him. I saw the Buddha's light shining on the charming woman. Two fluffy ears grew out of the woman's head, and a tail slowly emerged from her back.

  A vixen.

  The vixen took half a step back, slumped on the ground, and cried out of fear, looking even more pitiful.

   "Master, please forgive me. Although the little girl has a demon body, she has never done any evil, and she has never killed anyone."

  If she could, she wanted to run away, but unfortunately she was already held in place by an invisible force, unable to use any means.

  The monk who crossed the world said: "Have you ever killed anyone? How can you explain the evil spirit in your body? Don't be a poor monk with no eyes. Today I will do justice for the heavens and accept you, a monster!"

   After finishing speaking, Dushi took a step forward, and his body instantly swelled a bit like a rush of energy, and the monstrous energy and blood rushed to his face, like a surging wave, and the vixen in front of him couldn't breathe.

  Buddhist monks often practice physical training. Generally, monks have very strong energy and blood. This kind of physique makes monsters love and hate. One bite is worth hundreds of mortals, and one bite can greatly increase your strength.

  Although the vixen has no habit of cannibalism, it is the first time that he has seen such a strong energy and blood that he can even see it with the naked eye.

  Seeing the monk like this, Li Changsheng didn't admire the monk's physical strength, but shook his head instead.

   "If you are not good at learning skills, don't show off here. If you are too big, you don't accept it. If you have nothing but appearances, you don't have spirit."

He stretched out his hand and lightly slapped the monk Dushi on the shoulder. The strong man, who had swollen to two meters high, was instantly slapped and crashed into the nearby woods. Trees fell one after another, and finally, with a loud noise, dust filled the air. .

   A few seconds later, when the dust cleared, the vixen saw that the forest had been plowed into a road hundreds of meters long, and she couldn't help swallowing.

   This ordinary Taoist is the scariest!

  The disgraced monk Dushi got up and looked very embarrassed, but he was not injured. He asked suspiciously:

   "Senior, why is this?"

  Li Changsheng didn't answer him, but walked up to the vixen, looked him up and down, his eyes showed interest without any concealment.

   It seems that she is confused by this vixen, but there doesn't seem to be any vulgar desire in her eyes, more curiosity.

"May I have your name?"

   "Respondent, the little girl's name is Qian'er." The vixen replied immediately as if seeing hope.

   "Although the little girl is a demon, she also longs for the life of the human race, so she turned into a human and has been living a peaceful life. I swear to God, I have never killed a single person."

  The more he talked, the more pitiful and helpless his expression became, tears streaming down his face, just like sister Lin. Standing here again, an ordinary man would definitely be confused, and even win sympathy and come forward to comfort him.

  It's a pity that the person standing in front of her is not an ordinary person.

   is an old monster who has lived for three thousand years and has exceeded the lifespan of the world's gods. Li Changsheng also didn't understand why he didn't have the five declines of heaven and man, and even lived beyond the 2,500 years of the human monk's life span.

  Maybe his own path is different, every step of his walk is perfect, naturally there will be no five declines.

  At the same time, it does not mean that he will never die. Li Changsheng can also vaguely perceive his own limit, but it is too far away to be sure.

  He is also mortal, but a little slower than ordinary people.

   "Little guy who is full of nonsense." Li Changsheng reached out and touched her head, and the furry ears trembled. He couldn't help but praised: "It feels good, it's not bad, it's not bad."

  The vixen hurriedly stretched out her head to rub against his palm, she lost her face in order to survive.

  At this time, the monk Dushi came back, saw this scene, and said: "Senior, don't be obsessed with women, this is a monster."

   As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Li Changsheng tore off the woman's head and played with it in his hand. He was stunned for a moment.

  But in the next second, he realized that something was wrong. There was no blood spurting out, and a mass of white hair could be seen inside the skull through the broken part of the neck. And the body faded quickly, turning into a person made of straw in the blink of an eye.

  Li Changsheng pulled out a ball of fur from the scarecrow's head, and took a closer look. It was a huddled rabbit spirit, looking at him tremblingly with a pair of red eyes.

   "Rabbit?" The Dushi monk looked confused, he couldn't see that the real body of this vixen was a rabbit.

  Li Changsheng put the rabbit down, and as soon as it landed, the rabbit quickly transformed into the woman just now, the only difference is that the eyes are red.

"What is your name?"

   "No name." Rabbit Jing looked down at her toes, not daring to play tricks anymore.

   This is the first time she has been seen in real form. The human being in front of her has a very high level of cultivation, at least she is a Nascent Soul, and she is a demon king in the mountains.

   "Why is a monster hanging around here? Aren't you afraid of being caught and practiced as a magic weapon pill?" Li Changsheng saw the cultivation level of this rabbit spirit, who has the golden core stage, and can be regarded as a demon king.

   It's just that this demon king is somewhat spineless and cowardly.

Rabbit Jing replied with a cowardly ear: "The mountain is prey to the weak and the strong, and I ran away if I was afraid of being eaten. Here in the human race, as long as I don't kill people, even if I am found out, they will let me go. Especially when encountering male monks, even Will give me the elixir."

   "Food and sex." Li Changsheng nodded in agreement. He didn't think there was anything bad or strange about this phenomenon.

  People look at faces more or less, and human beings have great tolerance for creatures that conform to their own aesthetics. The same is true for monsters. Good-looking female fairies have a higher survival rate than ordinary monsters.

   Of course, it is limited to the human race.

   "Why is it called Qian'er?"

   "I heard from a place called brothel that most of the women men like are called Qian'er, so I picked one up for myself."

  The Rabbit Spirit suddenly had an idea, raised his head slightly and said, "If the Taoist priest doesn't mind, you can get one for me."

"Not interested in."

  Li Changsheng shook his head slightly, seeing the fear of the other party, and said: "Don't be afraid, you have no evil spirit in the poor Taoist temple, and they won't do anything to you. The poor Taoist is more curious, but you practice Changchun kung fu?"

  He has seen a lot of monsters, but there are very few monsters that he can stay and watch. He was attracted by the breath of the rabbit spirit in front of him, and it was obvious that he was cultivating his Changchun Kung Fu, and it was the most original and unmodified version.

  So the breath is thick and natural, so that the little monk can't see it.

  There are 80,000 or 100,000 Changchun Gong practitioners in the world, but the rabbit is the most similar to me, but also has something different. Yao's perception of cultivation and the cultivation of Changchun Gong are quite different from him as a human.

Stones from other hills, can learn.

   "Yes... I don't know how the chief can detect it?"

   "Because this exercise was created by Pindao."

   It's over, I secretly learned from other people's inheritance.

  Rabbit Jing's legs went limp, and he knelt on the ground, knocked his head a few times, and then stepped forward to hug Li Changsheng's thigh, crying so much that his nose and tears came out.

   "The rabbit has been wandering for half his life, and he only hates not meeting the Ming Lord. If the Taoist priest doesn't dislike it, the rabbit is willing to serve the left and right..."

  Is this the demon king?

  The Dushi monk was stunned, he had never seen such a spineless demon king.

   "Pindao doesn't have that interest."

  Li Changsheng realized the magic of the rabbit in front of him, and he was very pleased to have learned a thing or two from the other party's Changchun skills.

   "Today, Pindao learned a thing or two from you, and passed on your supernatural powers as a thank you."

  The palm of the hand lightly brushed Rabbit Jing's head, and then left with a hand.

  When Li Changsheng turned around, a bearded monk was standing a hundred steps away from them at some point, and he could see through the opponent's cultivation at a glance, the peak of Nascent Soul.

  In today's era, it can be said to be a powerful party.

   "Benefactor, even destroying more than a dozen temples of my Buddhist sect, this karma should be paid back."

  Suddenly, the light of the Buddha shines brightly, and a ten thousand zhang Buddha appears.

   "Amitabha."

  Boom!

  A pair of gigantic hands descended from the clouds, and instantly slapped the ten thousand-foot Buddha to the ground, like crushing an ant to death. The 10,000 mu of woods in front of him became a flat land, and all the trees were pressed into the ground.

  Li Changsheng left without slowing down, without even looking at Nascent Soul Stage Da Neng who was photographed on the ground into a pulp.

   It took a long time for Rabbit Jing to come back to his senses.

   "I'm dripping Ma Ma, I saw a fairy."

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  【Dao Chang said that the goblin’s ears feel very good, and later passed it on to a supernatural power, which shows that he likes it very much...】

  【Longevity Dao manpower pulls up the mountain, and destroys a temple, the poor monk persuades it, and is beaten again...】

  On Tianque Peak, an invisible sword intent slashed across the sky, and the white clouds in a radius of more than ten miles dissipated, revealing the blue sky.

  The paper in Dong Yunshu's hand with Da Leiyin's book turned into fine debris.

  She is not used to using electronic products, nor does she like the complicated Internet, so the Daleiyin books she reads are paper.

   Not long after, the elders of the Heavenly Sword Sect flew up to check the situation, bowed to the sword fairy who was sitting cross-legged under the pine tree, and asked respectfully: "Sovereign, what is your order?"

  From the sword intent just now, he felt a trace of emotion, very obvious anger.

   This was the first time he noticed that Sword Immortal was angry.

  Dong Yunshu's exquisite and beautiful facial features were still as indifferent as ever, with his eyelids slightly raised, he asked, "Is there a signal from Tianjian Peak?"

  The elder was stunned for a moment, why did Sword Immortal suddenly ask about the signal? It was understandable for those young disciples to ask, after all, even he found the Internet quite interesting. But for practice, the entire Tianque Mountain has no signal.

  But Sword Immortal was not interested in such things in the past, and he only knows two things that can interest her in the common world, one is wonton, and the other is bridge lamp.

  This is the first time I asked about the signal today.

   "Back to the suzerain, there is no signal at Tianque Mountain."

   "I need a signal."

"yes."

  The elder stepped back quickly and informed the government that no matter what means they used, they must send a signal from Tianjian Peak as soon as possible.

  Sword Immortal usually has no desires or desires, and this little request cannot be satisfied, so what do you need them for?

   An hour later, a military transport plane scrambled to land several satellite emergency communication vehicles.

  Dong Yunshu took out her mobile phone and opened the Weixin instant messaging software. There was only one person in her friend list, Li Yi.

  She turned on the selfie and pointed the camera at herself.

   Immediately afterwards, Dong Yunshu concentrated his strength on the top of his head, and transformed into two white furry fox ears, and took a snapshot.

   With a click, a photo that could set off a turbulent sea was born.

   Click Send.

  【Dong Yunshu】: (photo).

  [Dong Yunshu]: Brother Li likes fox ears?

  [Li Yi]:?

  (end of this chapter)