The Fall of the Vampire

"no!"

"nonexistent."

　　 "Think about what Hot Dog Brother said?"

　　 "Teacher, I love you! Take a sip by the way."

　　 "Front row, reminder! Blow the roots!"

　　 "Teacher, you dance so beautifully, why don't you jump more?"

　　 "My house has a lot of wine, would you like to come to my house to drink a little?"

　　……

　　 Ximen Qing has never bought zombie fans. These 500,000 fans are almost all real fans, and they are not the kind that have been saved over the years. She has only opened Weibo for a month and is very active. That's why she sent it out for half a minute, and a large message appeared below.

　　 But who are these people? Those who grab the front row grab the front row, lick the dog's lick, blow the roots, and there are people who want to trick her into getting her drunk.

　　 "Get drunk on me? Why don't you make waves like this!" Ximen Qing is also helpless, how can I have such a group of sand sculpture fans?

　　 Until later, she found a comment with thousands of likes, "Teacher, I hope I will have such a New Year gift every year in the future."

　　 "Fuck! Forgot!" Seeing this, Ximen Qing realized. She did prepare a New Year gift for fans. But because I was drunk, I almost forgot it by now.

　　 Sand sculpture fans took that drunk dancing video as a New Year’s gift, but it was not.

　　 Fortunately, a fan reminded that she hurried back to the room and posted a comic with only nine long pictures.

　　 New Year's Eve, of course you have to post something fun.

　　……

　　 As a loyal fan of Qinger teacher, Li Yue always feels that he is different from the second dimension of those naive secondary schools.

　　 He is an adult, a successful social man, and he is not interested in comics or other children's stuff at all.

　　The reason to follow Ximenqing's Weibo is just to lick the selfie that teacher Qinger occasionally sends out.

　　 "Oh, did you post another picture?" Seeing Ximen Qing's Weibo update, he clicked in to check it as soon as possible. He is happy when he sees a picture, and can lick it again.

　　 However, he zoomed in and realized that it was not a selfie at all, but a strip comic.

　　 "This...what's so good about this, why isn't it a selfie? I want to watch a selfie!" He was disappointed, but out of curiosity he glanced a little.

　　 He knows the two characters on the stage, one is Azhu and the other is Azi. Some time ago, Azhu was on hot search, and he knew a little bit.

　　 He remembers that Ah Zhu is dead. Could it be the old story?

　　 He continued to look, only to see Azi holding a cane and walking in front, Azhu followed by shouting "Big Flicker! Big Flicker!".

　　 Azi quickly turned around and said, "Sister, can't you call my stage name?"

　　 Next, a dialogue between the two sisters reveals the general background of the story. Azi seems to be no longer a little demon girl of the Astral Sect, but a salesman.

　　 Some people have insomnia, she goes to sell sleeping pills, some people buy horses, she goes to sell saddles...

　　 Some time ago, their elder brother Duan Yu Lingbo's micro-step footwork was too sloppy, and he was on his leg. Azi wanted to create a pair of abductees for him.

　　Who would like to have money in King Zhennan’s family, so he gave him a wheelchair straight away, but Azi’s abduction was not sold.

　　 "The streets are full of good legs and feet, who are you selling to?"

　　 "I'll pick a good leg to sell today! Otherwise, how can I reflect my status as the number one salesman of the Astral Group?"

　　 At this time, a villain passed by on a bicycle.

　　The style of painting is a little different.

　　 is the villain Dior in "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure".

　　 Azhu shouted there: "Turn, turn, turn..."

　　 Then Dior’s bicycle was turned and turned in front of them: "If I said you know where I am going, let me turn it?"

　　 Azhu quickly changed and shouted: "Sell it, sell it..."

　　 Azi: "Connect."

　　 "Trafficking! Trafficking!"

　　 Did Dior even get this? He turned back quickly: "Who!? Who wants to abduct whom?"

　　……

　　 "Ha ha ha." Looking at it, Li Yue laughed out a pig cry.

　　 suddenly darkened, he looked up and saw a pair of eyes staring at him.

　　 "Oh! Wife, you want to scare me to death!" Li Yue patted his heart.

　　 His wife vomited: "Do you have a guilty conscience yourself? Which picture of a pretty girl are you looking at again?"

　　 "I don't have one!" Li Yue immediately pointed to his chandelier and said, "I swear to the lamp! I never looked at other people's photos. If there is, let this lamp fall and kill me!"

　　 Li Yuqi, who happened to be under the light, ran away quickly: "Damn! Dad, is there such a pitfall for your son? You are not under the light, and you hit me when you fall!"

　　 "It's okay, your life is hard, you can't die," Li Yue thought for a while, then added, "Probably."

　　 "Mom, am I really his own?" Li Yuqi felt the deep malice from Laozi.

　　 "You take a picture of his youth and compare it in the mirror. Isn't it true that you don't have a compelling number in your own heart?" Mrs. Li glared at her son.

　　 Li Yuqi stopped talking, what else could he do when he stood up to his parents?

　　 Li Yue took his wife's hand again at this time~www.readwn.com~ and said to her: "Come on, let's watch it together."

　　 "What is it?" Mrs. Li leaned up curiously.

　　 A few minutes later: "Hehehe."

　　 This time it was two pigs who came out together.

　　 The cartoon that Ximen loves is called selling cruelty. Needless to say, the original author is Uncle Benshan, the absolute king of the Spring Festival Gala in the 21st century.

　　 But since I want to draw comics, Ximen Qing must be changed.

　　 He first changed the Da Huyou couple to Aju Azi sisters. Azhu’s fans have been calling for a resurrection, and she simply asked Azhu to meet with everyone in this way.

　　 But it's boring to just paint a dragon and eight parts. She simply changed the Dior people's design and became an honest baker.

　　 The plot hasn't changed, but a little detail has been moved.

　　 For example, when talking about insomnia and selling sleeping pills, I draw a white blood cell, and when I buy a horse and sell a saddle, I draw a Qiao Feng.

　　 After watching "Selling Crutches", Li Yue and his wife both laughed crazy.

　　 "What is so funny?" Li Yuqi leaned forward and found that there was a cartoonist's watermark in the corner of the picture, and he was suddenly shocked that his father was paying attention to Qing'er teacher just as much as he did.

　　 He immediately turned on his phone to check Ximen Qing's Weibo, and then read "Selling Crutches" in one breath, and his stomach cramped with laughter.

　　 "No, such an excessive thing must be posted in the group." When he entered the group, he found that someone had already posted it in each group.

　　 "Are these people single for 30 years? Hand speed so fast?"

　　……

　　The people who are amused by this short comic are far more than Li Yuqi's family. Soon, "Selling Kidnapping" spread.

　　 The audience for this kind of sketch that is suitable for all ages is quite scary...