The Fall of the Vampire

Kharji, the tenth incarnation of Vishnu, is indeed a white horse, and in mythology, he can realize the "I ride myself" operation.

But what Ximenqing didn't expect was that this horse... it was standing upright on both feet.

Ma yeah, a horse stands like a person. Fortunately, it is not an ordinary tall horse. It takes less than two meters to stand up, otherwise the chandelier on the ceiling will be knocked down by it.

What's more terrifying is that this guy still has a big gold chain hanging around his neck, a square sunglasses on the horse's nose, and a pair of pink beach pants under his crotch are even more pungent, because the bend is so tight.

I saw the white horse's two front hooves posing in a strange posture like arms, and at the same time tilting the horse's head quickly and saying: "Oh, what a fighting horse? I don't understand you horse! Please call me handsome white horse!"

"Um?"

At this time, a big "?" appeared in the hearts of all the girls in Xiliang Demon Village almost at the same time.

Song Yunwu: "What is this guy talking about? Why does it sound weird."

Qin Yuyao whispered: "I think it might want to rhyme, just like the recent variety show'This is rap'."

"La... Lapu?" Song Yunwu didn't understand at all. "But it doesn't rhyme either. Doesn't it just add a horse character after each sentence? What rhyme? And the second sentence of the horse is obviously forcibly added. Right? I almost thought it was the same mouth addiction as those cute girls with meows at the end, but it can't sell cute like this? It feels a bit disgusting."

Although the two people's voices are small, they are so close after all that everyone in the room can basically hear them clearly.

Ximen Qing stood up and took La Song Yunwu's hand: "Hey, the charter wife, don't tell me, this is very heartbreaking, I almost cried if I didn't see anyone else."

Song Yunwu and Qin Yuyao quickly looked at the white horse, and there were indeed tears in the eyes of the black horses.

"Damn!" Song Yunwu was startled, and said quickly, "I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously, I don't understand Rapp or anything at all, just a layman."

White horse rubbed his eyes with his horse hooves, and said in a rap-like manner again: "I didn't cry. It's the house where the wind is too strong. Don't underestimate the horse. I'm the eight evil horse!"

After talking for four paragraphs, it probably feels good about itself, and after thinking about it, it adds: "Skr..."

In the villa, the air was suddenly quiet.

The word embarrassment almost solidified in the air.

Both Ximen Qing and Song Yunwu were embarrassed to complain, but the sincere Qin Yuyao couldn't hold back after all: "The excuse that the wind is too big is now not used by the children, and this kind of rap will be eliminated in the audition. "

Baima was shocked when he heard this, as if petrified.

Ximen Qing and Song Yunwu couldn't hold back after all, and they laughed out loud almost at the same time.

"Riyao, don't overstate it. At any rate, someone also added a Skr. It should be no problem to be on TV. Hahaha," Ximen Qing could not cover her laughter while covering her mouth, "and it might become popular. Oh, haha."

Everyone faintly heard a few "clicks", that was the sound of the white horse's heartbreaking...If the animation effect can be made, then the white horse is probably broken after being petrified at this time.

"It's okay," the charter wife finally controlled the situation, "it's a guest at the door, so it's good for others to save face."

Simon's love: "Skr, Skr...hahaha, I laughed at the Skr people, sorry, I really can't help it, puff hahahaha..."

The more she laughed, the more exaggerated she became, and then she rolled her belly on the ground.

Maybe it was because the heart was pierced so hard that the white horse finally couldn't stand it, and rapped, yelling: "I don't know art! I don't know how to force it! The horse is not crying! You are just an old woman. !"

After saying it, he paused again, probably because he couldn't think of a rhyme, so he added: "Skr!"

"Old woman?" Ximen was taken aback, his face sank immediately, "You dare to say that I am old?! Chartered wife, don't stop me! Today I will have to cook the whole horse!"

Song Yunwu crossed her hands to support her chest, and stood on one side and said, "I didn't stop it, just go up."

"..." Ximenqing hesitated and said to Baima, "Let you go first today!"

White Horse wanted to say something more, and the bald head painted with gold paint finally spoke: "Can you talk about business? I really want to sleep. Let's finish it soon."

The white horse was a little unwilling, and the golden-lacquered bald man pushed it again: "Also, you can't wear loose pants, your whip has been prominent since just now."

Bai Ma looked down and found that there was indeed a very obvious bulge on his swimming trunks, and that size was clearly displayed.

It looked down at its swimming trunks blankly, not knowing what it was thinking.

On the side, Simon Qing was severely pricked.

[Damn it! Originally, I also had such a big dragon! Why does a stupid horse have but I don't? 】

Song Yunwu immediately noticed something wrong with her: "What are you thinking about?"

"Chartering woman, I actually happen to have a short comic idea. Have you ever read "Jade Futon" written by Li Yu in the Qing Dynasty, where the male protagonist cut a whip and transplanted it on himself. I think this idea is pretty good. "

With that said, Ximenqing gave Baima a look at her unkindly. The latter only felt cold in his hips, as if there was a crisis of severing offspring, so his whole body convulsed into white light, and switched to the incarnation of Na Rosinha with a sphinx.

"Huh? Why me?" Rosinha felt trembling when he saw so many people around him, and quickly got under the table.

Jin Huiyuan poured tea and came over~www.readwn.com~ Seeing this, she took a cup to her under the table. Xiaoguai felt novel, and went under the table to observe Na Rosinha.

Jin Qinan and Song Yunwu sat down face to face, Ximen Qing and Qin Yuyao were on the other side.

"So, what exactly is a transaction?"

Jin Qinan glanced at Song Yunwu: "Say it, I'm too lazy to speak."

Song Yunwu rolled his eyes and said to Ximen in love: "I found him that day and asked him clearly about his purpose of coming to Xiakong City this time. He said he was here to find someone, so I reached an agreement with him. To help him find someone, he puts away his palm in the Buddha country and does not do unnecessary things."

Qin Yuyao asked: "Who is looking for someone?"

Jin Qinan still didn't intend to move his mouth. Song Yunwu said: "It is one of his incarnations. Snow Emperor has ten incarnations. Although they are the same, each incarnation has a different personality, but he was careless many years ago. After missing an avatar, after looking for it for a long time, he was finally convinced that the avatar was in Xiakong City, so he used the Buddha Kingdom in his palm to pull in the entire Xiakong City evolutionary, hoping to find that avatar."