The Fall of the Vampire

Although Chen Guang called himself a little monk, in fact he was not a monk, his bald head...really just a hairstyle.

According to the old monk on the mountain, Ruyi Mountain has hereditary alopecia, but not everyone is bald. In order to unite the family and take care of that part of the bald head, everyone should shave their heads so that it is impossible to see who is really bald and who is false.

Chen Guang always felt that the old monk who came up with this method must be particularly brain-dead. It is also possible that the old monk himself was bald, so he deliberately mischievous so that the hairy person turned into a bald head just like him.

In order to resist this unfair phenomenon, Chenguang has secretly grown her hair many times. It's a pity that the group of old monks are mature, and Chen Guang who is still young can't beat them at all.

In the end, he had no choice but to run away from home.

Yes, he escaped this time.

Seven years ago, there was a monk who did the same thing as him. It was his uncle "Jie Lu" monk.

Chen Guang, who was only eleven years old, watched with his own eyes the uncle of the Jinguang Dacheng body guarding the sixty-four town piles on the mountain and heading away from the mountain. Since then, the uncle has become his heart. Idol.

"One day, I will also become a real man like Master Ji Lu."

After setting the goal, Chenguang worked hard to develop his abilities and became stronger and stronger. When he reaches adulthood, let alone his peers, even if an old monk who is dozens of years older than him comes to compete with him, he will not be able to withstand his three tricks.

But even so, there is still no way to hold the Ruyi Mountain's Zhentian stake, which is the eight evil-level magic weapon refined by the Ruyi Buddha himself, even if the Buddha passes away, it is still powerful.

Chen Guang, who was smashed into the bed by one of the pegs for a week, admired Master Ji Lu more and more, and did not give up the idea of ​​going out of the mountain.

Finally, relying on a pair of diamond eyes that he was born with, he found a chance to escape from the town pile.

Growing up in Ruyi Mountain, he didn't know anything about the outside world, because Ruyi Mountain also has Wi-Fi and can access the Internet. There are a lot of things that are blocked. For example, some websites that can be viewed by great talents all show 404.

He can ride a car, make a phone call and even make money.

It's too easy for him to make money, go around the train station or bus station, find a pickpocket to steal something, and catch it. In this way, the owner will give him a part of thanks if he is good, and a reminder if he doesn't plan to give it to him. Generally, those who ask for a face will give him a little bit of gratitude.

When he met someone who was not grateful and even scolded him, he would find another thief to steal the things. He wouldn't want that thing, nor would he catch a thief, just as if he hadn't taken care of it.

It's just to go wild all day long, and sometimes it's pecked by the wild goose. At the train station in Xiakong, he was so attracted by a cute little girl that his salute was stolen by a thief.

Chenguang didn't care much either, anyway, he was empty-handed when he left the mountain, and he bought all those salutes with money. If you lose it, you can make more money. It's not a big problem.

After experiencing a series of unlucky and bizarre events, Chenguang once again came to the train station to catch the thief.

The flow of people here is very large, and three pickpockets were caught by him in half a day.

One of them happened to be the guy who stole his salute. Now that's it, the address of Uncle Master is back.

After finding the wallet that had been thrown away by the thief, Chen Guang found the address of Uncle Shi's smoothly according to the note with the address written in it.

Ding dong.

With excitement, he rang the doorbell.

He was finally able to see Uncle Master again, his mind was full of the back figure that stood firm under the bombardment of the Zhentian pile. That is his goal in life.

"Who?"

The door opened, and Chen Guang couldn't wait to shout: "Master--"

Then, his voice got stuck.

Looking at this man with a height of 1.9 meters, a tiger-backed waist, a leopard-print tight-fitting dress, and a big wave with his long hair, his face is covered with stubble but with rich makeup, the heroic memory in Chenguang's memory His back is crumbling little by little.

"Uncle~???" His voice changed.

I can vaguely remember that when the uncle came out of the mountain, the whole Ruyi Mountain was alarmed.

The mountain owner asked him: "Why go down the mountain?"

He sounded like Hong Zhong: "Seeking truth!"

No matter how the Zhentian piles bombarded, he stood still.

On that day, the golden light broke through the clouds on Ruyi Mountain.

But... [Is the "reality" that Shishu asked for looks like this? No, it's impossible. I must have found the wrong place. This person may be just as tall as the uncle. 】

"Huh? This hairstyle?" The flower-like man glanced at Chenguang's bald head and asked in surprise, "Are you Chenguang?"

[Really uncle--] Chen Guang was already wailing in his heart.

"Master, Master, how and why did you become like this?" Chen Guang's voice was trembling.

"Oh, this ah," the man who used to call for commandment touched the big wave of his shawl. "After I came out of the mountain, I gradually recognized myself. I found that my heart actually wanted to be a woman, a weak one. Woman."

Chenguang is about to cry.

How could this be? How could the uncle who is full of manliness in his heart, the uncle who has been chasing after him as his life goal, become like this?

Uncle Master was very polite: "Come in quickly. After I receive your call, I will prepare a room for you. You can live with me in the future."

Chen Guang was resistant in his heart, but was dragged into the room by the uncle.

[Fuck! He found that the room was very tidy and clean, and it didn't look like a man living alone.

[By the way, Uncle Master now... has become a woman. 】

"You don't need to call me Master Uncle anymore. I now have a new name. You can call me Alice."

[Still a foreign name! ! ! ] Chen Guang suddenly remembered that when chatting with Shishu on the Internet, his ID was Alice, it turned out that it was not just a screen name!

"Love...Aili...Uncle Master," Chenguang still couldn't yell out after all, "Why do you... why do you want to be a woman?"

"Oh, this, maybe it was born with it," Alice recalled, "I didn't like the way men sweat profusely after exercise."

A group of monks on Ruyi Mountain were sweating like rain while practicing basic skills in Chenguang's mind.

"Moreover, men are very rough. They don’t care if their clothes and pants are torn. Sometimes they don’t care if they get muddy. Hey~ Dirty~"

Chen Guang remembered that when the brothers were learning martial arts, even if they bleed, they were casually indifferent.

"The most unbearable thing for me is that men like to release their hands against trees and walls, splashing everywhere, it's disgusting."

Chen Guang recalled that he was still with a group of friends last year, who could leave longer water marks on the trunk. He was able to draw eighteen spirals on the tree and he deservedly became the winner. At that time, he was happy for a long time. .

He just stood there blankly, his eyes gradually losing their highlights.

"By the way, I forgot to ask you," Alice said suddenly, "What are you planning to do when you come out this time? Chenguang?"

After being pushed a bit, Chen Guang finally recovered.

"I... I... I don't know..."

He felt lost in his life.

"Oh, it's okay, then you can think about it slowly, tell me what you want, don't be polite." Alice said with a smile.

Chenguang still wanted to cry.

"That's right! You came just right," Alice returned to the house and held out a pile of clothes. "I'm going to run for the demon saint recently. Can you give me a reference how to match it better?"

"Huh? Demon Cult? Saintess?" Chen Guang baffled for a while.

"Oh, don't you know?" Alice said, "I actually came out to join Tsing Yi Jiao as an undercover agent. Acting."

"why!?"

"Of course it's because I'm not sure whether there will be the eyeliner of the Demon Cult on Ruyi Mountain. Since we can send the undercover to the Demon Cult, how could the Demon Cult lag us behind?"

"Then you... are you sacrificing an undercover agent?"

"Oh, that's not it, it's just my pure personal hobby," Alice shook her hair and smiled, "I was only serious about being an undercover agent for the first half a year. Then I gradually discovered my intentions and gave up being an undercover agent. I took the initiative to ask the hall master to be frank about this matter. They also forgave me and let me stay in the hall. I now love Tsing Yi Jiao very much. Everyone here is talented, and they speak nicely. They are together as if they were at home, and our understanding of magic sect before Ruyi Mountain was too one-sided."

Chen Guang fell to the ground in shock: "Why... how could this be?"

He said that he had seen a lot of demonic energy since he entered the community just now. He originally planned to join hands with the uncle to lower the demons, but now that he has a closer look, there is also a lot of demonic energy in the uncle!

Alice took out a paper book from her arms~www.readwn.com~ The cover clearly reads the five words "Tsing Yi Sect General Program": "I recommend you to take a look at this. The things written in it have benefited me a lot. It also gives me the courage to face who I am. I believe it will be helpful to you."

"No! No need!" Chen Guang approached the enemy, moving back with both hands and feet.

In his eyes, that book is simply poisonous. Even the uncle who used to stand up to the top of the earth has been harmed into what he is now, the demon sect... is terrible!

He is still too young to look down on the outside world.

"Uncle Shi, I won't live with you anymore. I met a friend when I came here, so I can live with him." Chen Guang couldn't wait to leave, he was afraid that he would become Uncle Shi if he stayed any longer.

"Huh? Don't you live here?" Alice was a little regretful, "I also bought you new clothes specially, so you can take them and go together."

"No, no, goodbye, Master Uncle." Where did Chenguang dare to ask for the clothes from Alice, what if it was a skirt? He exhausted his strength and escaped from the Yedu community where Alice lived.