The Famous Detective of the Red Mansions
Chapter 145: Luming feast on the tongue
September 16th, Lu Ming feast.
呦you Luming, Ping of Shiye. I have guests, harp blowing Sheng.
Blow the Shenggu Spring, the bearing basket is the general. I'm kind of people, show me that I'm walking around...
Amidst the humming and frustrating chants, Sun Shaozong suddenly realized that sitting on the chief is not always a good thing-it’s really embarrassing to be silent in front of hundreds of people!
Especially his guy, there is nowhere to hide...
Fortunately, he is not that thin-skinned, otherwise he would have been ashamed of the surprised and contemptuous eyes of the people in the front row.
"After the ceremony, take a seat!"
Fortunately, this poem is not very long. After a while, with a shout, the examiners took their seats.
"Sit down."
Zhang Qiu, the chief examiner of the courtesy department, gave another order, and the new imperial examination people bowed in unison: "Teacher Xie gave you a seat."
From this, he officially established his identity as a "master".
But he said that Sun Shaozong had just sat firmly, and the embarrassment in his heart had not passed, he heard someone next to him say loudly: "Sun Tongjuan, I only saw your lips tremble, but I didn't hear a single word. Haven't even read this poem "The Deer Ming" before?"
With this sound, everyone's eyes focused on Sun Shaozong.
alas~
really came.
Sun Shaozong sighed secretly, only to learn that he was arranged after the chief, the deputy chief of the Hanlin Academy talked about Sun Yun, and his expression was ashamed.
At that time, Sun Shaozong guessed that this servant might be in trouble at the table, but now it seems that he was expected by him!
At this time, above the chief, in addition to the chief and deputy chief examiner and Sun Shaozong, there are also Jia Yucun and another official of the Ministry of Rites.
Regardless of that official of the Ministry of Rites, Jia Yucun, as Sun Shaozong’s boss, could not sit on the sidelines with emotion and reason. He hurriedly smiled and picked up a glass of water and wine, and said, "Shi Shi said, Shao Zong is a Wu Jinshi after all..."
However, Sun Yun didn't speak any emotions at all, interrupted him with a sneer, and said: "Because he is a reckless man who doesn't know the sage's articles, what kind of face is sitting on the head of this deer banquet?!"
I have long heard that the officials of the Hanlin Academy are the most upright and self-sufficient, and they look down upon the local ‘people-friendly officials’ at all. Today, my son and grandson Shaozong has finally seen it.
You must know that although Sun Yun is the deputy chief examiner, his official rank is only the sixth grade, and Jia Yucun is four levels higher than him!
Jia Yucun was of course displeased by the face of the top.
But Sun Yun's remarks also expressed the hearts of many people, and some even cheered openly.
And more people are staring, waiting to see how Sun Shaozong responds.
, he saw Sun Shaozong smiled and said: "Speaking of Sun Shi told me that the ruler is shorter and the inch is longer, I..."
"Humph!"
Before he could finish, Sun Yun sniffed and said with disdain: "If you are going to fight on the battlefield, there is some truth in saying this-but at this deer banquet, I really don't know what your strengths are. At all!"
"If you want to use criminal names to refute it, it's not necessary. This feast is a Confucian event for me. How can I judge the length of the Confucianism?"
After all, he rolled up his sleeves, his face was full of contempt, and he almost pointed to Sun Shaozong’s nose and cursed, ‘You are also worthy of the surname Sun’!
In fact, the law is also one of the compulsory subjects in the national examination. Sun Yun's remark is obviously a bit irrational, but who made this a deer banquet held in the Gongyuan?
Kong's second child is supreme, and it is unshakable political correctness!
When everyone saw his words, they forced Sun Shaozong to the corner, and then sealed the ‘penalty’ skill that Sun Shaozong was famous for. They all felt that the situation had been set, and Sun Shaozong was bound to be unable to return to heaven.
Unexpectedly, Sun Shaozong still smiled swiftly, raised his glass and raised it at Sun Yun, and said calmly: "Although the criminal name is a trail, it can show me the shortcomings of your Sun Shi. Since everyone has shortcomings, why can't you and me? Sitting at the same table?"
"Haha!"
Sun Yun heard this and couldn't help but raise his head and laugh twice before dismissively said: "It's really ridiculous. What's the shortcoming of this official, so that he will fall into a normal situation with a reckless man who does not know the teachings of saints?"
He seemed to be dismissive of these words, but in fact once again fixed the scope of the argument to ‘Confucianism’. If Sun Shaozong attacked other things, he would fall into his trap.
I have to say that although the attendant of the Hanlin Academy is very talented, he is not a stupid person!
If you change to the next martial artist, I'm afraid I will only be in a panic.
What a pity...
The person he met was Sun Shaozong!
I saw Sun Shaozong spread his hands together, and smiled: "I don't know the teachings of saints. Your Sun Shi talked about blasphemy against saints. If you count it like this, isn't it half a catty?"
"Absurd!"
Sun Yun immediately sneered when he heard this, "Have this officer ever desecrated articles about saints? Sun Shaozong, if you don't say a ugly man today, don't blame this officer for being involved in the crime of slander!"
Everyone is also inexplicable, thinking that Sun Tongjuan is 80% faint. How can he, a martial artist who has never read the Four Books and Five Classics, know that Sun Hanlin's blasphemy against saints article?
"Ha ha."
Sun Shaozong laughed and said loudly: "First of all, the adult has a scratch on his chest, and more than one."
"Secondly, the adult's head has been stained with ink. Although it has been carefully washed, there are still some residues on the scalp."
"Thirdly, the adult has an injury on his knee, so he stretched out his hand many times after entering the door and kneaded it many times, but the injury did not affect his movement. Obviously it was not very serious.
"Fourth, there are many traces of mosquito bites on the adult, obviously..."
"What kind of mess is this!"
Before finishing the fourth article, Sun Yun said in a hurry: "How can these inexplicable things prove that I have desecrated the saint articles?"
"Sun Shi said that you are safe and not impatient, and listen to me carefully."
Sun Shaozong Chengzhu said on his chest: "The marks on the chest should be caused by being scratched by a woman while naked; knee injuries and mosquito bites were caused by kneeling outside the door for more than half an hour."
"Using this to speculate~www.readwn.com~ Yesterday Sun Shi said that there must be a battle with Mrs. Zun-and I lost the truth!"
"Absurd, this is ridiculous! Besides, what does my family affairs have to do with you?!" Sun Yun was obviously a little bit irritated, and he burst into anger, and got up from the table and glared at Sun Shaozong.
But...
He seems to be just over one meter six, and after standing up, he and Sun Shaozong are still looking at the same level.
"It has nothing to do with me."
Sun Shaozong shrugged: "But Sun Shi said that he was naked and tore with his wife, and ink was splashed on his head again-I wanted to go, and I was afraid that only after you returned to the house, he and the maid and the maid in the study were struggling with each other. As a result, the wife who has been annoyed for a long time will leave these marks.
After a pause, he spread his hand again: "Of course, if Mrs. Sun was chased by his wife and ran all the way from the backyard to the study room, it would be considered a mistake."
"you you you……"
Sun Yun didn't know whether he was angry or surprised, and pointed at Sun Shaozong, but his whole body was shaking like chaff.
just...
In the panic, there was some happiness in the eyes.
"Uh."
Sun Shaozong pondered for a while, and then he suddenly said: "I'm sorry, it seems that I did infer a little wrong. It is not the maid, but the little servant who is struggling with Sun Shi. Say there is no blasphemy article?"
"you you you……"
Sun Yun is a few words of "you" in succession, which looks like a ghost, but it is obviously no longer a confession.
"what……"
"Haha..."
"Hahahaha..."
I don't know which talented person could not hold back, and he laughed out loud, and then caused a roar of laughter.
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