The Famous Detective of the Red Mansions

Things were as expected by Sun Shaozong. On the one hand, Governor Zhou sent someone to the capital to report the report. On the other hand, he strongly invited North Korean envoy Li Enxian to attend the listing ceremony on the ninth day of March.

Since Li Enxian was sent to pay the tribute, he was naturally familiar with Da Zhou's rules. He knew that Governor Zhou would not dare to put himself in Beijing without the approval of the above, so he also agreed to it.

The book does not go into details.

A few days later, it was the ninth day of the first lunar month.

Early this morning, the colorful flags outside the gate of the Governor's Mansion were on display and the gongs and drums were noisy.

The dragon and lion dance team, mixed with the women with wide sleeves and flowing clouds, did not appear to be chaotic. Among them, the roaring of all the firecrackers roared in unison, and the people all over the city were uneasy.

Not only is this the case in front of the Governor's Mansion, but also some large-scale businesses in the city are also required to put red and green in front of the door, and set off firecrackers to celebrate this grand event of the feudal governor.

How can all these words be described by the four words ‘great great joy’?

But Governor Zhou is under the name of "Promoting the Prestige of Our Country" this time, and no one dares to question him, especially the merchants in the city, lest they be labeled as "miserly misleading the country", they are all bitten. Yaguan threw the silver into the'water'.

However, although this scale has gone up, in Sun Shaozong's eyes, it is still extremely boring. Compared with the sound and light effects of modern society, these are really nothing right now.

As for the seats in the Governor's Mansion...

How can the stuff fried in that big pot compare with the exquisite small stove in Wangjiang Tower?

Therefore, after arriving at the Governor's Mansion, Sun Shaozong was listless, and what he thought about was nothing more than waiting for the farce to end, and immediately returning to the capital to settle the overall situation, lest Qiu Yunfei could not hold on, and really took it away from Wei Ruolan. authority.

Not to mention how boring Sun Shaozong was in the corner, thinking about it.

However, it was said that that week the Governor and the North Korean envoy Li Eunxian stood side by side under the unsealed plaque.

Because the upper echelons of North Korea also use Chinese characters and speak Chinese, they can communicate with each other without barriers. Therefore, Governor Zhou pointed to the street performance and said something vigorously. Then Li Enxian nodded frequently, with a face. The color of envy.

Regardless of whether he is polite or really envious, Governor Zhou is more and more proud anyway.

At this moment, I saw a group of teenagers dressed up as big-headed dolls, laying aside a dozen tables from side to side, each piled up to two feet high, and made a long bamboo pole to pick up three **** of hydrangea, attracting two silver balls. A lion with a golden back and red beard and fire tail.

Upon seeing this, Governor Zhou knew that the climax of the performance was coming, and he hurriedly explained a few words to Li Enxian. Then Li Enxian immediately opened his eyes and looked at the two lions with good eyes.

I saw that the two lions circled the'Table Mountain' for a few times. During the period, they chased and slapped, running and jumping. They really looked like living lions, not to mention other people, even Sun Shaozong came and squeezed to Zhao Wutong He stretched his neck and watched.

When the two lions were over, they began to climb on the table in different ways. Something "the golden rooster is independent and the lion tail is turned upside down" has caused the surrounding people to exclaim and applaud. Even Li Enxian can't help but praise.

Governor Zhou was even more proud, secretly saying that he paid a lot of money to hire a top lion dance team from Cangzhou Prefecture, and he did it right.

Seeing that the two lions each climbed to the top of the mountain, and after another show of dazzling skills on it, they suddenly stood up and ‘bited’ the hydrangea on the long pole.

Not long after, when the gong rang below, the two lions spit out red banners at the same time, which drew another round of applause.

When the banner unfolded quickly, it turned out to be a couplet, and I saw that the Shanglian wrote: This is an innocent person, pretending to be a thunder, but it is less of a three-point face!

I felt something wrong when I read this upper couplet, and then look at the lower couplet, it is even more unreliable: I am used to open confidantes, know how to make money, and have no conscience at all!

This looks like...

Are you mocking corrupt officials? !

Sun Shaozong, who has no ink in his stomach, can see the meaning of the couplet, and the civil officials at the gate of the Governor's Mansion naturally changed their colors.

Especially for the Governor of that week, his old face was almost black with the bottom of the pot, as if he had thought that Li Enxian could speak Chinese and write Chinese characters. It was a great thing, and it was convenient for him to show off.

But seeing this couplet right now, he couldn't wait for Li Enxian to be blind, it would be better to be really deaf and blind!

Can't continue anymore!

Governor Zhou winked secretly, and the servant next to him waited to stop the performance of the two lions.

However, the lion dancers are on the table with noisy gongs and drums, but where can they hear clearly what they are shouting?

Earlier, you made me grab it, bit the last hydrangea, and tore it in two times, revealing the final horizontal criticism, but it was written in four big characters, ‘Miemen Daji’!

Seeing these four words, Governor Zhou seemed to burst into flames in his chest, no matter how decent and reserved, he raised his finger at the table mountain and shouted: "Take it, take it, quickly... give it to me." Take down these rebels! Rebels, rebels, this is really a group of rebels who do not live or die!"

Seeing him trembling with anger, all the officials screamed together, and the officers and soldiers of the Governor's Mansion realized [all illiterate], they swarmed and surrounded the hundreds of people performing on this street. live.

Seeing a great chaos in front of the Governor's Mansion, Zhao Wutong beside him was also grumbling with a pale face.

Sun Shaozong poked his waist and asked, "This couplet is a satire of Governor Zhou, right?"

Zhao Wutong nodded in despair, and subconsciously explained: "This is a pair of split characters, next to the Shanglian "Non-ordinary man" that is "Qi"; "Pretending to be a Thunder King" is the word "Rain"; Shao San' is the word'and'; together it is the word'Confucianism'."

"Xialian's "No Conscience" is the word "Gen", separated by the word "卯"~www.readwn.com~ is the word "Qing"."

"As for this horizontal batch..."

Sun Shaozong interrupted him and said, "Needless to say, Hengbi, what I can see is the word'week'."

The combination of the word "door" and the word "ji" in this "Miemen Daji" is exactly the word "week"!

Sun Shaozong couldn't help but feel a little bit stunned, because this week's governor's name is exactly the three characters "Zhou Ruqing"!

Not only did the couplet imply his name, accusing him of corrupting the law and betraying his conscience, and finally cursed him with the words "Miemen Daji", cursing him for copying from the Zhou family. It is no wonder that Zhou Ruqing was so angry that he ignored the North Korean messengers. Chen is right beside him.

It is said that he originally wanted to show his power, but now he is embarrassed and thrown abroad.

As long as there is a bit of truth in the content of the couplet, it is estimated that Zhou Ruqing will not be able to escape the end of being dismissed from office and dismissed. Maybe he really should have responded to the curse of'destroying the door'!

I just don’t know who made this wonderful couplet...