The Fool of the Gods

(Wish everyone a happy holiday! Be cute every day~)

A sudden "hmm" made the scene calm again, and even Hu Xuan looked at Li Bola in surprise, her mouth slightly open.

"You..."

Li Bola smiled with relief.

"Hu Xuan, you are indeed very beautiful, and I do want to cooperate with you in that aspect...

But, I...

Alas, I can't keep up with your pace, so I gave up."

"..."

Cheng Shi blinked in confusion, his brain was smoking.

Ah?

No, sister, are you serious?

You are looking for a bed partner in the game, right?

No wonder you are so decisive in giving children, no wonder you look at them so sharply.

Are you choosing a concubine, sister?

It turns out that it is not the singer who likes women, but the hunter...

"..."

Zhen Xin was also stunned. She met too many honest people in this game, which made her a little at a loss.

Seeing Li Bola's strange eyes looking at her again, she smiled and stood beside Cheng Shi, holding his hand tightly.

"What a pity, Ranger, we missed it.

She is already Cheng Shi's man."

Cheng Shi shook his arms vigorously, his face turned black and he was ready to curse.

But before he could speak, a sneer came from behind everyone.

"You really like green tea."

Several people looked back in shock, only to find that the singer who was left in the town had come to the void at some point.

As soon as Qin Chaoge appeared, he began to move his hands and feet, and sang loudly:

"Use the enemy's skull to build a wall, and let the enemy's blood flow around the city!

The horn of war has sounded...

Go forward, my warriors!

The land where the enemy fell is our new hometown!"

Before the melody stopped, a figure covered in red rushed straight towards Cheng Shi.

The charge was like a storm, and the voice was like thunder.

The angry singer grabbed Zhen Xin who was beside Cheng Shi, grabbed her feet and smashed her to the ground, and then rushed forward...

"Bang bang bang bang——"

The punches fell like rain, and every blow hit her head.

After a while, Zhen Xin was beaten into a pig head, with a red and swollen face and bruises all over her body.

She couldn't resist and could only cry and wail.

"..."

This terrifying fighting spirit and agile skills stunned everyone.

Cheng Shi asked in shock:

"Ranger, why do I feel that she seems to be faster than you..."

Li Bola's face was solemn, but her eyes were still playful.

"Take away the word 'like'. She is just faster than me.

The Blood Demon War Song is a violent song of the underground tribe, which is very different from the hunting song of the Ulun herdsmen. Our singers...

No, our warriors can sing a lot of songs."

"Yeah, it's true. It's really scary."

This sentence was not said by Cheng Shi, but by Zhen Xin.

She was holding Cheng Shi's other arm at this time, watching Qin Chaoge immersed in the illusion he fabricated and venting uncontrollably, and trembling all over.

"Too rough, I don't like it."

Cheng Shi sneered and pulled his arm, but didn't pull it out.

"Your teammates are also warriors, Zhen Xin, don't forget, you are with the warriors.

You standing here now doesn't mean that we have recognized your teammate status."

"Ah?

Then what do you want?

We have touched and slept, and you still want to deny it?"

"???"

"!!!"

There is a story!

The other two people looked over instantly.

Li Bola had a playful look in her eyes, but Hu Xuan was different.

Her eyes were full of desire.

"......"

Cheng Shi exploded.

He took out a scalpel and thrust it against Zhen Xin's belly.

But he didn't expect that this would make Zhen Xin beside him explode like a punctured balloon.

Fake.

Fake again.

"Huh~

A heartless and stinky man.

So cold-blooded.

I'm leaving.

Don't think about me, bye~"

After saying that, this [God's Chosen] who had only appeared a few times from beginning to end completely disappeared in front of everyone.

She left.

Exit the trial.

"Fuck!"

Cheng Shi cursed angrily, turned around and explained to Hu Xuan:

"Don't listen to her nonsense, I just touched her twice, I didn't sleep..."

"Oh——"

"..."

Cheng Shi looked at Li Bola, who was watching the fun and making trouble, gritted his teeth and begged for mercy.

"Sister, you are a wind-taming ranger, not a booing ranger!"

Li Bola raised her eyebrows and whistled, ignoring him completely, but Hu Xuan saw this and laughed again.

SheShe stretched out her hand, hooked her finger at Cheng Shi, and smiled sweetly.

"Come."

"......"

Cheng Shi's legs stiffened, and he instinctively took a step back.

"Don't be afraid, if you don't agree, I won't force you, come.

This is my thank you gift, and it's also my selfish desire.

If one day, you regret it, use this to contact me."

At this time, Cheng Shi saw that Hu Xuan was holding a small whistle in her hand.

Damn, I was so scared that I didn't dare to look at my hand just now.

"This is..." Cheng Shi walked over tentatively and picked up the whistle.

Hu Xuan smiled: "The soft whistle made of the syrinx of the courting bird was often used as a 'night spring whistle' in the tribes before the civilization era."

"?"

Oh no, I didn't understand.

How can I pretend to be "good at history" and not embarrass myself?

As soon as confusion rose in Cheng Shi's eyes, Li Bola saw through him and explained in a teasing tone:

"There is limited entertainment in tribal life. At night, someone will blow a whistle to tell the time, and then, bored people will vent their energy that has nowhere to go.

Of course, in bed."

"?"

So...

"Don't you understand yet?

When you are lonely, just blow the whistle."

No, huh?

Cheng Shi looked up in confusion, but found that Hu Xuan had left at some point, leaving only Li Bola standing there, looking at him with a smile.

"Tsk, what's so good about men.

Forget it, I can't envy her, I'm not worthy of her.

Okay, don't be so bitter, you are a good man.

I know you still have secrets, but...

That's it.

Who doesn't have secrets?

I will remember you, Cheng Shi, goodbye.

Also, singer, stop pretending, I'm leaving."

After that, the wind dissipated.

Cheng Shi turned his head speechlessly, and saw Qin Chaoge looking at him with a complicated expression.

There was a hint of inexplicable emotion in her eyes.

Cheng Shi scratched his head and blurted out:

"Why, sister, are you envious too?

Is it impossible to send you?

What do you mean, you met the cheerleaders, right? You like her, she likes her, she likes you?

Are you acting in a moral drama, friend? Where did your cheerfulness go?"

Qin Chaoge didn't say anything, she just stared at Cheng Shi's eyes in a daze, and walked towards him step by step.

Cheng Shi's heart skipped a beat, and he turned around and ran.

But how could a human run faster than a beast? Before he ran two meters, he was pressed down in the air by Qin Chaoge.

The singer was too strong to resist at all. Cheng Shi, whose face was as black as ink, could only watch the blurred eyes getting closer and closer, and the burning red lips getting lower and lower.

"Have you been infected by Hu Xuan?"

"No."

"Have you been contaminated by [Depravity]?"

"No."

"......"

Sister, I can't answer you like this.

"Do you have to taint our pure comradeship?"

Cheng Shi was speechless, and sighed as he looked at Qin Chaoge who was close at hand.

Qin Chaoge stopped, she felt Cheng Shi's heartbeat, and a trace of loss flashed in her eyes.

Cheng Shi saw it, and he suddenly didn't know what to say.

Just as he was thinking about how to tactfully dissuade this singer friend who didn't know what he was thinking, Qin Chaoge's mouth corners suddenly curled up.

"It seems that you really don't like other women, Cheng Xiaoshi, do you like me?

Hee~"

"! !??"

Qin Chaoge on her body suddenly turned back to Zhen Xin, she looked at Cheng Shi under her with a smile, and her mouth made a sound of tut-tut.

"No wonder you grabbed me so hard, maybe you like me so much that you're crazy about me."

Haha.

Haha.

Haha.

"Then I really... like you too much!"

The dream that came out of nothing lost its effect, and Zhen Xin naturally lost Qin Chaoge's power.

Cheng Shi flipped Zhen Xin away with a somersault, and the scalpel in his hand flew towards Zhen Xin's position without even looking at her.

"Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh--"

Twelve times in a row, each pierced her body.

Zhen Xin didn't even dodge, and let the scalpel nail her in the void.

"Ah, it hurts~

So you like this tune, um, it hurts too much.

But for you, I can bear it."

I'll bear your mother.

Crazy woman!

Cheng Shi's face twitched, and he glanced at Zhen Xin coldly, and then walked towards the door in the void without saying a word.

The more you pay attention to this kind of person, the more likely you are to become her entertainment.

The best way is to ignore her, neglect her, and leave directly.

Since the Qin Chaoge here is fake, the real one may still be in the town.

For a teammate who saved him, he needs to see if she isNot being able to leave the trial smoothly.

"Hey, don't go, I can't move, don't you want to do something?"

"......"

"Don't you want to know why I can match you?"

Cheng Shi paused.

"Oh - you want to know!

Beg me, beg me and I'll tell you."

"......"

Cheng Shi's face darkened, he wanted to slap himself.

Why stop at this step!

He took another step towards the door.

"You are so ruthless, forget it, tell you.

Destiny!

It is destiny that makes us meet!"

Cheng Shi paused again, frowning.

[Destiny]?

Did He do something?

But didn't He hide the answer? Why did He let Zhen Xin come to break the situation?

Just when Cheng Shi was racking his brains and couldn't figure it out, Zhen Xin laughed, she held her stomach and laughed.

"You don't believe it, do you?

Hahaha, we are in the same row for the trial of [Destiny], so it is fate that brought us together!

You are so cute, Cheng Xiaoshi!"

"......"

Damn, my fist is hard.

Cheng Shi took a few deep breaths, resisted the urge to turn around and curse, and pushed the door and left the void.

Watching Cheng Shi disappear in front of her eyes, Zhen Xin curled her lips and pulled out the scalpel in her body.

"Alas, it's so boring."

She wiped the scalpels one by one, and wrapped them up with clothes with a smile.

"I met an interesting guy, not bad, a new collection."

She put the scalpel into her personal space, and then suddenly frowned and looked at somewhere in the void.

"Huh? I'm dazzled, forget it, let's go."

After that, Zhen Xin's figure completely collapsed.

The void returned to silence.

3 minutes later.

"Huh? Weird, there's really no one here, is it because I'm dazzled?"

With a "bang", the figure disappeared again.

This time, he really left.

Feeling the departure of this [Chosen by the Fraud God], a black shadow slowly condensed in the dark void.

"Tsk, if someone sees this, I'll be laughed to death when I go back.

But... should I really get a centipede tattoo?

Will it work?"

The black shadow touched his neck, shook his head and laughed, and then collapsed into nothingness, as if he had never been there.

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