The Fool of the Gods

"Yes."

Cheng Shi's answer was firm, and he even laughed at the stunned Du Yao.

"As long as the information you tell is valuable enough, I can provide any special service."

"......You have really changed." Du Yao looked at Cheng Shi with interest and said with a smile, "But little pastor, business is not done like this. You have to tell the guests the types of services first, so that the guests can decide whether to pay 'money' to buy the services."

Cheng Shi said "Oh~" exaggeratedly, and then said seriously:

"It should be so.

The services provided by our store are:

Perceiving fear, feeling pain, satisfying the desire for knowledge, and...indulging in pleasure.

The prices of services rise successively, depending on what kind of service the customer wants."

Poison When she heard the word "pleasure", her eyes lit up. She couldn't suppress her curiosity. She licked her lips unconsciously, looked at Cheng Shi with burning eyes, and asked in a hoarse and charming voice:

"Why are all the things you provide here [dirty]?"

"For [dirty] customers, we naturally provide [dirty] services. This is called customized needs, isn't it?"

"Yes, in that case..."

Du Yao's face suddenly turned red. She didn't know whether it was Cheng Shi's treatment that restored her blood color or because the pleasure she thought of in her mind was too hot. In short, she looked at Cheng Shi with a red face and chose the most "expensive" service without hesitation.

"I choose pleasure, but I have a condition."

Cheng Shi smiled and nodded, polite like a real salesperson: "The customer is God, you say."

"I want to... experience it first and then pay."

"Okay."

Cheng Shi seemed to have guessed Du Yao's request a long time ago, but he didn't refuse. Instead, he agreed very happily.

As soon as he finished speaking, he took a step forward and squatted in front of Du Yao. His left hand went around Du Yao's back and hugged her waist. His right hand stretched out and gradually stroked Du Yao's neck, holding up her chin with a perfect curve. With an absolutely oppressive attitude, he slowly approached her in her affectionate and shy eyes, and then...

"Boom--"

The floor exploded.

[Death] Fun Ring Charge -1.

Of course, this unexpected thunder punishment did not explode Du Yao in Cheng Shi's arms at all, because the moment he took action, the other party had already felt the danger, so he immediately dodged and retreated to avoid this fatal blow.

Looking at the burnt hole in front of her, Du Yao's smile and blush froze on her face.

She thought Cheng Shi would use some tricks, but she never thought that the other party would directly use a killing move!

The power of this thunderbolt is comparable to that of a divine relic, and the other party actually released it in front of him. If he was not agile, even a touch would be more severe than any damage he had just suffered!

"Are you serious?" Du Yao's pupils shrank.

"Oh, it turns out that the customer has recovered. It seems that my treatment is very effective."

"......" Hearing Cheng Shi's sarcastic words, Du Yao's face froze. She silently took out a new down jacket and put it on her back, and then turned back and said, "Now it's not about treatment, but about you taking action! Little priest, you are not in the same group with Mr. Horn, right?"

Cheng Shi sneered, stood up and clapped his hands, saying: "This customer, don't talk nonsense, our store is a formal store, and we don't provide any Mr. Horn for your entertainment. , Besides, isn't this the pleasure service you ordered yourself? "

Du Yao laughed angrily, and she pointed at the big hole in the floor and said:

"Where is the pleasure here?"

Cheng Shi pointed at her with a sneer on his face, and then pointed at himself, saying:

"You are a clown, and I am very happy. Isn't this a pleasure?

The expression is on point, the performance is good, I like you.

Of course, no tip."

"..." Du Yao opened her mouth stiffly, and her expression was as ugly as if she had eaten a fly.

She always felt that she saw a familiar figure behind Cheng Shi, but as for whether this acquaintance was surnamed Zhen or Chen, she couldn't tell for a while.

Just when Du Yao fell silent, Cheng Shi sneered and glanced down from the big hole opened by the thunder, and shouted:

"The show is over, why don't you come up?"

Not long after the voice fell, two heads slowly stretched out from the hole, looking up, one was quite rough and the other was more elegant, and the owners of these two heads, who else but Da Yi and Jiang Chi who had just evacuated from the square!

Seeing the two people appear, Cheng Shi secretly said, "As expected."

He had been deliberatelyAfter stepping on the wooden floor, it was unusual that there was no response from downstairs in this room that seemed full of life.

Poison and he fled here for refuge, and they went to the attic as soon as they arrived, so they had no time to deal with the residents in the house.

The wind and snow were strong outside the window, and there was a stove burning in the attic. The family was obviously at home, but if they were at home, why didn't they respond?

Cheng Shi thought that the family was afraid of the movement upstairs so they chose to remain silent, but when Poison chose to play a role-playing game with him here instead of rushing to recover or continue to run away, he realized that the other party didn't seem to be so afraid of the ram's horn.

At least in this trial, she had the confidence not to be hunted to death by the Screaming Earl and the Chameleon.

So what was her confidence?

It definitely wouldn't be me, after all, it was an accident for me to come to this trial.

It wouldn't be Dayi either, because Dayi's surprised and surprised reaction to the information from Poison couldn't be fake.

Then, after thinking about it, there is only one person left among the five teammates, the pointer knight who suddenly joined the battlefield for an inexplicable reason to get information from Du Yao, Jiang Chi!

He... is probably Du Yao's friend?

At least he must be her helper. After all, joining the battle in the middle is indeed weird. Even if he gave a reason, it was too forced. You know, there are two assassins on the scene who are obviously coveting [Gift of Wounds]. Even if he wants it, why should he get a share of the two assassins' joint efforts?

Unless he and Du Yao have cooperated for a long time!

So he doesn't look like a spectator, but more like a helper who is out there!

Since he is a helper, has he arrived?

Could it be that the lack of response downstairs is because he has controlled this NPC?

So Cheng Shi's thunder punishment is not only aimed at Du Yao, but kills two birds with one stone.

He glanced downstairs again, and after seeing the two people appear, he secretly said, "Sure enough," but then he saw Jiang Chi's gossipy eyes and Dayi's playful eyes.

"......"

Okay, you're eavesdropping, right!

Cheng Shi's eyelids twitched fiercely. Sure enough, eating melons is always everyone's fun.

No wonder people didn't come up when they came. What's the matter, brother, do you two really want to watch a feast?

Feeling Cheng Shi's sarcastic eyes, Dayi touched his head awkwardly and smiled:

"Damn it, brother Cheng, I just found out that Jiang and Du Yao are in the same group. He found me and brought me here.

But... I said I just arrived and didn't hear anything. Do you believe it?"

Cheng Shi rolled his eyes and didn't give him face: "I don't believe it."

But his ridicule did not work, because Dayi's "roughness" was destined to make him as thick-skinned as Hu Wei.

The sturdy man laughed loudly, jumped up to the attic, and praised Cheng Shi:

"Damn it, it's said that educated people are smart, you just don't believe it, brother Cheng!"

"......"

Cheng Shi almost laughed out of anger.

Good, good! I didn't expect that my status as a clown would be threatened one day!

Jiang Chi also jumped up, the embarrassment on his face flashed away, and he smiled and nodded to Du Yao, then looked at Cheng Shi, and said with a little admiration:

"As expected of a rumored figure, a priest actually has such a powerful output method."

Cheng Shi sneered in his heart, but denied it on the surface:

"No way, it's just a thunder prop I picked up by chance, disposable, and I've used it up."

"......"

Jiang Chi's eyes became strange, and he thought: Brother, I think you are a master, but you think I'm a fool?

Who can believe you when you say these words?

Thinking about it, Jiang Chi looked at Dayi, but saw that although Dayi was facing Cheng Shi, his peripheral vision was obviously looking at him and Du Yao.

This assassin of [War] was obviously not at ease with the two of them.

It was just right!

This was the peak game. Players who were fighting for life and death in the last second might become offensive and defensive allies in an instant. Teammates who were close at this moment might stab you in the next second.

Everyone wanted to cooperate, but they couldn't find a sincere partner. They were just glues that tended to be profitable. Where the profit was greater, the glue was stronger.

And this was why Du Yao wanted to team up with Cheng Shi after seeing him, because she knew that Cheng Shi was not such a person.

But Cheng Shi didn't think so.

At this time, his eyes swept over the three people one by one, and seeing that they were also looking at each other, he sighed silently in his heart.

It seems that these are the three teammates in this trial. The other two probably won't choose to cooperate. Not only that, the four of them may have to endure the opponent's sneak attack.and hunt.

However, the cooperation with these three is only temporary. After all, they have the same goal and their character is not very trustworthy.

Sure enough, once it comes to the trials related to them, the situation will become extremely complicated.

So if I want to leave this trial safely, how can I make alliances...

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