At this time, Peng Peng was a little embarrassed, and instantly turned his eyes to Zi Feng, "My sister definitely eats more than me..."

"But my sister is not fat~" Teacher He made another cut.

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"Fortunately, in addition to Peng Peng, our mushroom house also has An Li and his sister, otherwise, if Peng Peng is responsible for the appearance, we may not have female guests on this show!"

"Is there nothing else to say about our mushroom house? Peng Peng has been complained about for a season. I feel sorry for him~" Bai Anli said.

Hearing that someone finally spoke for him, Peng Peng looked at Bai Anli moved, "Brother..."

Who knows, Bai Anli waved his hand instantly, "I'm not saying you're not fat, I just think the audience will get tired of listening to this meme. If they don't, we can continue to complain next season!"

"puff!"

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[Hahaha, Peng Peng, you believe in Boss Bai again, the loss is still too small]

[I feel that this stalk is not boring every time I hear it]

[I feel sorry for Peng, obviously I am also a little fresh meat]

[There is no way, whoever tells him to look like a bully, has encountered such a big devil as Boss Bai...poor...]

【.........】

After complaining about the surging weight every day, Mr. Huang suddenly picked up the milk on the table.

"I'll make some more ginger milk for you tonight, just so we have..."

Peng Peng, who was sitting next to him, reacted instantly, "Te Lun Su!!!"

"Hahaha, it's a good cooperation!"

"Peng Peng, how could you say it so easily!" Bai Anli pretended to be serious.

"Clam?"

"Because...not all milk is called Trunksu!"

"Hahahaha! Your wave of advertisements! There is no sense of disobedience!"

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"I'll eat another pot sticker, it's really delicious." At this time, Rongzur, who didn't care much about his image, stood up and stretched out his chopsticks.

"Zul, let's live broadcast, we should pay attention to the image." Teacher He said with a smile.

"Let's put that...forget..." Rongzur thought for a long time and couldn't figure out what the word was, and he was still doing strange movements in his hands.

"Zul, it's just a little bit poor in Mandarin, but I like to express it very much!" Teacher He said.

"Actually, I speak Mandarin... It's okay. There are many people in Xiangjiang who speak Mandarin worse than me." Rongzur laughed.

.............

"Like?"

"Da Kahou, oh slag slaghui, brother, come and cut me!" Bai Anli dubbed me aside.

"Hahahahahaha!"

Rongzur looked very excited at this time, "Wow! Your accent, it seems!"

"Acceptance and acceptance!" Bai Anli humbly clasped his fists.

"Alas..." At this moment, Rongzur suddenly sighed, "If I can make these dishes, I will be able to marry!"

"If it's not Zul, you can pretend that you made all these dishes, and now let's get a marriage proposal." Teacher He said.

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"Haha, how did our mushroom house suddenly become the If You Are the One!"

"Okay, let's invite the first female guest!"

"Hello everyone! I'm Rongzur, and my... age doesn't matter! But I'm a woman!"

"Okay!" Bai Anli suddenly started to applaud and turned into a cheerleader.

"Clap clap clap!" Everyone followed.

But after Rong Zuer finished his marriage announcement with some serious tone, Teacher Huang picked up the quilt, "I hope you have a lover and get married soon!"

"Thank you, Mr. Huang!"

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"Huh? Peng Peng, you seem to be single too, don't you?" Teacher Huang turned around after drinking.

"Ah? Right..." A faint smile appeared on Peng Peng's face.

"Learn from your brother how to chase girls! He has experience!" Teacher Huang said with a bad smile.

"Really? Brother, how do you chase girls?" Peng Peng's eyes showed the light of curiosity.

What?

Bai Anli straightened his waist slightly and pointed to his nose, "You ask me how to chase girls?"

Peng Peng nodded.

"Cough, I usually only use one trick to chase girls!" Bai Anli said with a smile.

"What trick is so powerful?" Teacher He was also interested.

..............

There was a strange smile on Bai Anli's mouth, and he suddenly turned to look at Wang Likun beside him.

The girl was listening with gusto, and when she noticed Bai Anli was staring at her, she suddenly became nervous.

"My God, do you want to teach on the spot? Peng Peng! Take a good look! Study hard!" Teacher He coaxed.

Bai Anli looked at Wang Likun tightly with smiling eyes, and the other party's face began to climb with a slight blush.

"Hello! I'm Bai Anli!"

At this time, Wang Likun was covering her face shyly.

"What else?" Teacher He looked puzzled.

"Anything else? What else?" Bai Anli spread his hands.

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[In terms of pretending, I would like to call you the strongest! 】

【Hello!I'm Anli Bai!I'm going to sleep with you tonight! 】

【Hello!I'm Anli Bai!I don't like this dress on you!Take it off now! 】

[What kind of flirting method, for the real powerhouse, it is a floating cloud]

[Boss Bai: I'm flirting with my sister?It's all girls who come to flirt with me, okay? 】

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186. The little girl who eats oranges

After watching Bai Anli's "Little Girl" performance, Teacher He was speechless for a while.

Turning to look at Peng Peng, "Peng Peng, have you learned it?"

I take the lead to learn ah!Peng Peng people are all stupid, this makes him how to learn.

Is it difficult for him to say to the girl, "Hello! I'm Peng Yusing!"?

"Mr. He......this, I really can't learn......"

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"Did Peng Peng have a girlfriend when he was in school?" Chen Qiao'en asked while eating.

Peng Peng stubbornly said, "How can there be no such thing, haha, it can't be without it."

"Speaking of going to school, did Peng Peng have any of the five amazing people who passed down math textbooks in your school?" Bai Anli suddenly asked with interest.

"Clam? And this?" Peng Peng looked confused.

"What five strange people?" Everyone else looked at Bai Anli curiously.

..............

"Cough cough! Teacher Bai's small class has started again!"

"Five strange figures in mathematics textbooks, the model worker truck driver who drives quickly and never delays; the conscientious foreman A and B have a clear division of labor and tacit cooperation; the crazy swimming pool administrator who fills and releases water at the same time; the hen and the rabbit are placed in the same cage The perverted old farmer; the arrogant Xiaoming who went out early but deliberately slowed down, just waiting for his brother to catch up!"

When Bai Anli said this, except for Chen Qiao'en from Wanwan and Rongzur from Xiangjiang who didn't understand it at all, everyone else had a knowing look on their faces.

...............

"When you were in school, why did you have so many strange ideas, didn't you hurry up to study?" Teacher Huang asked curiously.

This poor student, Peng Peng, showed an embarrassed smile, but Zi Feng nodded naturally.

"What I'm curious about is, is there any girl who is particularly impressive in An Li's mind?" Teacher He suddenly had a gossip expression on his face, looking at Bai Anli with a smile.

"This..." Bai Anli was suddenly dumbfounded. Teacher He was pushing him into the fire pit again.

.............

Who can he say about this?It is said that something bad will happen to any girl.

But at this moment, a figure suddenly broke into Bai Anli's mind.

Taking a sip of wine with some nostalgia, he spoke slowly.

"The girl who impressed me the most? That was when I was in my junior high school evening self-study. A girl was quietly eating oranges in class and was caught by the head teacher."

"And then did you come forward and be punished with the girl?" Chen Qiao'en guessed.

Bai Anli shook his head, "The head teacher asked that girl to go to the podium to perform eating oranges in front of the whole class, and then she actually held three oranges on the podium and ate them one by one, and then the head teacher asked her if she was Don't you have anything to say? The girl was stunned for a moment, then suddenly looked at me who was sitting in the corner of the classroom and asked: 'Bai Anli, do you want to eat one?'......... ."

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[Why does this story sound so good]

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