The girl who was targeted was a little dazed. After she understood what happened, she stood up shyly, "Forget it! You are so handsome..."
"Hahaha........"
"Cough cough!" Bai Anli was a little embarrassed, "Needless to say, everyone knows about this..."
There was a roar from below.
The girl just thought about it, "Forget it, the boxing champion, the actor, and the entrepreneur are also very successful!"
"Ok thank you, please sit down."
.............
After Bai Anli asked the girl who seemed to be his little fan, he looked at it for a while.
"How can I say it, I may hit you~"
"Whether I'm boxing or acting, what are the reasons?"
"Because my family has money! I can do these things without any burden."
"If I'm just a child from an ordinary family, I don't go to school and go to punch? I'm afraid my legs will be interrupted by my parents~"
"As for starting a business? Ask the general manager of my company, the Ms. Zhang Xiaoman huddled in the corner, if I ever run the company?"
Zhang Xiaoman: ? ? ?
.............
All of a sudden, the audience's eyes were focused on Zhang Xiaoman.
The corners of Bai Anli's mouth twitched, and the mock-up actually sneaked over.
Can Bai Anli not recognize her if she wears a mask?
After laughing for a while, those who listened to the speech seemed to gradually understand what Bai Anli wanted to tell them about the reality......
The smile faded away, replaced by a thoughtful one.
"Now, I want to say something you don't like to hear." Bai Anli suddenly changed his clothes with a serious face.
"All roads lead to Rome, this sentence is true, but some people were born in Rome when they were born. For example, my friend Wang Xiaocong, cough cough."
.............
"Successful learning in many people's speeches is just to give people a little chicken soup for the soul, but chicken soup for the soul has no logic and always uses the results to reverse the process. Many people have already said this."
"I'll tell you a story. There was a child who was learning the piano. He always felt that he couldn't play well. Before finishing a piece, the teacher assigned him the next piece that was more difficult. He was exhausted and felt that he had no talent for learning the piano at all. Other children could play smooth tunes, but he was always on the way of practicing hard. One day, he couldn't take it anymore, he found his teacher and asked the teacher , Why do you always give him the pieces that he can't play? The teacher smiled slightly and asked him to play the music from a long time ago. He was surprised to find that, God, he can play it so well!"
"Do you think such a story is true?"
............
Another person answered, and Bai Anli found that this way of speaking was really suitable for him.
If you don't know what to say, find someone to answer the question.......Tsk tsk.
This will be lit up, it's Bai Anli's care, milk tea girl......
In Shuimu University, her relationship with various versions of Bai Anli has been widely circulated.
So as soon as she got up, the crowd started booing.
"I didn't ask before, this girl is also from our school? She was with Bai Anli just now, right?" Vice Principal Zhou asked a teacher next to her.
The other party nodded, "It's from our school, and they all say she's Bai Anli's girlfriend."
"Is that so..."
.............
After being lit up, the milk tea girl thought for a while, "I think it should be true."
"I used to think it was true too!" Bai Anli looked at Tea Milk Girl with a smile, and he was about to flirt.
This made Zhang Xiaoman sitting in the corner grit his teeth for a while, this bastard!
"However, when my former piano teacher also thought it was true, so when I really tried it, I discovered for the first time that my fighting talent is so good!"
"Ha ha ha ha........."
When everyone is laughing enough......
............
"Most chicken soup for the soul, whoever wrote this stuff, is either stupid or bad!"
"Of course, it's basically bad, stupid people can't write these chicken soups."
"These successful people are well versed in the dark side of human nature. He is not exporting what he understands, he is talking about what you like to hear."
"I'm different, I don't want to talk about chicken soup for the soul, I want to give you some poisonous chicken soup!"
"The best you can do with all your heart may not be as good as someone else's."
"Do you think rich people are happy? You can't imagine their happiness."
............
"Don't be discouraged, this is how life goes up and down.
"Sometimes you don't know what despair is if you don't try hard."
"Failure is not terrible, the terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence... Oh, this is a line in my heart movie, and I accidentally advertised again!"
Bai Anli's series of poisonous chicken soup bombardment made the audience below look bewildered.
I feel like my dream is being pushed to the ground hard...
............
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"Do you think I'm going a little too far?"
After Bai Anli poured out a lot of negative energy, he glanced at the audience and asked.
The people who were dizzy by what he said nodded subconsciously.
"Excessive? If you want me to tell you, even if you graduated from a prestigious school, the boss patted you on the shoulder and said that everyone is brothers, and then you feel that you have met Bole and are working overtime desperately...... You thought you would be one of the countless people who worked hard and then got a promotion and a raise, married Bai Fumei and reached the pinnacle of life, after all, that's what they said."
.............
"However, you may have forgotten a word called Survivorship Bias!"
"Survivor deviation was first derived from the British Army's statistics on the improvement of fighter jets. According to the statistics of the damaged gray planes that flew back, it was found that the main damaged parts were concentrated in the wings, so the conclusion was that the armor of the belly should be reduced to strengthen the wings. armor?"
"This conclusion is obviously ridiculous. The reason for this deviation is that most of the hand-held jets that were shot in the belly crashed, and the statistical conclusion was biased. This bias is named "survivor bias."
.............
"Since ancient times, the beauty is so poor, the gods are jealous of the talented, and they die young... These sayings do not mean that mediocre people can live long, and excellent people do not live long, but that no one cares about mediocrity. people."
"What you see is always an example of how others have worked hard and succeeded. As for the losers? Who will talk about them? Do they deserve a name?"
At this moment, Bai Anli felt that he was talking more and more vigorously, and countless thoughts burst and exploded in his mind.
It’s just that!
..............
Waves of negative energy pouring out, this feeling of hitting others is simply too cool!
Ahem... But he said he didn't mean to...
He was really talking about a topic and he said hi, and he couldn't stop at all.
Looking at the confused look on the scene, Bai Anli felt that with his eloquence, there might be a way out for MLM.
It is estimated that this group of academic tyrants who have passed through thousands of troops in the college entrance examination have begun to doubt themselves.
Alas, what a basketball dream!
Sorry, the string is over!
.............
However, if he just feeds these gangsters with poisonous chicken soup, Bai Anli feels that Shuimu University will really pull him into the blacklist in the future.
The end is not the son of man!
Sitting in the audience at this time, I kept hearing that the current vice-principal Zhou's expression was not very good.
He was quite successful for his age, but Bai Anli said that he was a little unhappy.
Not to mention that many of these guys can only read and have never been out of the ivory tower.
..............
"This classmate, tell me, what are you thinking now?"
Bai Anli once again ordered a glasses boy sitting in the front row and asked a question.
The thickness of the glasses' lenses told Bai Anli that this guy is a strong man!
Hmm... The one with strong learning explosion, this is what Bai Anli deduced from the thickness of the other party's lens.
The glasses boy is very confused, and he has never been beaten by the society at first glance.
............
If there are really many old fried dough sticks from managers, no matter if it is chicken soup or poisonous chicken soup, it’s okay.
Few will take it to heart.
The best fools are these students.
"I...I don't know, I'm so confused right now..."
"That's it." Bai Anli smiled, "After listening to what I just said, do you want to hit me?"
"think.........."
"Hahaha........."
The atmosphere at the scene was relaxed, and the somewhat depressed feeling just now disappeared.
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