The old curator scoffed at the old man's words.
Just listen to his cold sarcasm.
"In order to support the elderly, you went to rob the tomb, this is really the biggest lie I have ever heard in my life
!" "What is it bad to do with hands and feet, I think you are a money addict and want to make a lot of money!"
The old man still wanted to explain vigorously.
But Jiang Fan on the side spoke.
"Pension?
!" "Alas, forget it, for your sake, I'll send you to a place, where not only food and shelter, but also 24-hour uninterrupted care!" "
The most important thing is that there is no charge, especially suitable for people like you!"
As soon as these words came out, the old man's face was excited, and he thought that Jiang Fan had changed his mind, and hurriedly kowtowed to him three times in a row to express his gratitude.
"Thank you so much, you are such a good person
!" "Don't worry, although I can't repay you in this life, but the old man, I will be a cow and a horse for you in the next life!" The old
curator on the side was very puzzled when he heard Jiang Fan's words, and persuaded him.
"Xiao Jiang, don't be fooled by him in a few words, this kind of person is full of lies, and he is not worthy of our sympathy!"
But the photographer on the side listened to what Jiang Fan said thoughtfully, and only listened to him.
"Brother Fan, the place you are talking about can't be a prison!"
Jiang Fan nodded with a smile.
It turned out that the place that Jiang Fan said that did not cost money and had people to take care of him 24 hours a day was a prison!
The old curator suddenly realized and laughed.
In the live broadcast room.
[Popularity] +1+1+1 [Popularity] +1+1+1
......
[Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I just really thought that Brother Fan was going to be kind and send this old man to a high-end nursing home!]
[Good guy, Brother Fan, you are alive again!].
[Look at the old man, with a look from heaven to hell, hahaha, Brother Fan, I advise you to be kind, be careful that the old man can't accept the stimulation and hangs up on the spot
!] [This nursing home is very good, and I will send my mother-in-law who is looking for me every day to go in another day, if nothing else, just do your filial piety!]
......
At this time, when the old man saw that the so-called nursing home was actually a prison, his face was as ugly as eating.
He unwillingly glanced at the stall that had caused him to fall on such a field, and said with annoyance.
"If I didn't dislike this carpet and want to wash it and sell it for a good price, how could I have fallen to this point
!" "I hate it!!"
After that, he looked at Jiang Fan again.
"I know that I can't escape the prison disaster, but can you give me an accurate number and tell me how long I need to squat, I also have a thought!"
Jiang Fan looked at the carpet on the ground and said slowly.
"Let's not count your previous crimes of robbing tombs, just looking at this Heavenly Master Carpet, if you are convicted only by virtue of its value, you will at least have this number!"
Then Jiang Fan stretched out a finger!
Seeing this scene, the old man was overjoyed.
"One year?"
"Fortunately, within my tolerance, I will be a good man when I come out in a year!"
But Jiang Fan listened to the old man's words, and just shook his head lightly.
Seeing Jiang Fan's reaction, the old man was suddenly like a frosted dog's tail grass, and the whole person was stunned.
Since a finger is not a year, it represents ten years!
"Ten...... Ten years, I stole a carpet and came
out, and I was going to be imprisoned for ten years!" "Old man, I am seventy years old now, and I will not be eighty years old when I come out in ten years, oh my God, it's hard to say whether I can live until I am eighty!" "How am I going to live these ten years, God......"
But hearing the old man's
words, Jiang Fan shook his head again and said that it was not right.
Seeing this, the old man, who had lost hope, instantly became energetic again.
Since it is not ten years, it means that there is still hope.
The photographer on the side was also very curious when he saw this, and he couldn't help asking.
"Brother Fan, it's neither a year nor a decade, how much can it be, what else can a finger be, it won't be a month!"
Jiang Fan smiled at this, under the curious gaze of everyone in the garage, and then said slowly.
As soon as the words "!! for a lifetime"
came out, the entire garage fell silent.
These three words spread in the live broadcast room, and there were thousands of waves in an instant.
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......
[It's a lifetime, Brother Fan is so talented, one finger is neither a year, nor a month, but a lifetime, hahaha!]
[The hope that the old man had just rekindled was instantly shattered, and Brother Fan had a hand in the mentality!] [The old man
said: I thank you very much, one sentence has given me so many tricks, let me experience the two heavens of ice and fire!].
[As Brother Fan's loyal little fan sister, when I heard Brother Fan say a lifetime, I was directly moved to cry, and I had already begun to imagine in my mind that this was Brother Fan proposing to me, but after thinking about it, this life refers to a lifetime in prison, and the artistic conception is all gone in an instant
!] [Hahaha, congratulations to the old man, I like to mention the indefinite gift package, put aside the imprisonment, isn't this a good thing, at least you can retire in it!] [
Upstairs, do you really think that you can eat and drink inside every day? You have to work inside, kicking the sewing machine, making umbrellas, and life imprisonment, and you probably have to step on the sewing machine to smoke!]
......
The silence in the garage was broken as the photographer gave Jiang Fan a thumbs up and admired the talent.
The old man was paralyzed to the ground at this time, and there was no hope in his eyes.
Life imprisonment, that is sitting until death, pedaling the sewing machine until it smokes!
The rest of his life is completely confessed to it.
At this time, Jiang Fan spoke again.
"Actually, you don't have to be too sad, there is another punishment on you that is more severe
than life imprisonment!" "Is it more serious than life imprisonment
?" "Is it a death sentence?" "Brother Fan, what kind of punishment, is it a death sentence?"
The
photographer on the side asked curiously.
Jiang Fan shook his head.
"No, this punishment is
the deprivation of his political rights for life!" "The so-called deprivation of political rights refers to the method of punishment that deprives the offender of the right to participate in state administration and political activities.
In other words, you can also understand it as depriving him of his rights as a human being, and in layman's terms, if you get him in the future, you can't be called
a human being!" "Good guy, you won't even belong to a human being in the future!"
The old man listened to Jiang Fan's words, and his whole body trembled with excitement, like sifting chaff.
Then I saw a stream of liquid flowing out of his crotch.
As an older generation, what he values most is fame, and he is mixed up until now, and in the end, he is not even a person.
This is worse for the old man than killing him!
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