The Genius System of Slashing Red Eyes

"The old man got the ticket from the conductor, went into the cinema according to the conductor's instructions, and squatted on the ground."

"The person next to me asked: Uncle, what are you doing?"

"The uncle said: "Don't talk and fix yourself..."

"Not long after the movie started, the person next to me suddenly said, "Uncle, your rice cake fell on my foot. "

When Modi said this, he suddenly stopped talking, indicating that the joke was over.This joke was seen on the Internet above the earth before he traveled, and now he modified it appropriately and turned it into a joke that Japanese girls can understand and told to Yu Xiao Miku.

"Nice cake? You mean?..." Yu Xiao Meijiu, who couldn't understand Modi's joke, couldn't help but asked curiously with wide eyes.

If this kind of joke is born and raised in the Chinese dynasty, most men and women can understand the meaning.However, Yu Xiaomeijiu is a standard Japanese girl. Although she is smart, she is actually a bit simple.

After listening to Yu Xiaomeijiu's rhetorical question, Modi said with a cheap smile: "Yes, it's a rice cake! It's a hot rice cake just out of the pot!"

Yu Xiao Meijiu still didn't quite understand, so Modi explained it carefully and carefully, and laughed after the explanation.

"Disgusting! You are so disgusting!"

Yu Xiao Meijiu, who was disgusted by Modi, couldn't help but wrinkled her nose and smiled coquettishly. She naturally grabbed a handful of snow and smashed Modi behind the tree.

The atmosphere has never been better, because the "shush" together has greatly brought the relationship between the two closer.The two just laughed and made a scene. When Yu Xiaomeijiu raised her head naturally after smashing Modi with the snow, the scolding suddenly stopped in the summer, and after a moment of suffocation, Ai Ai spoke again:

"That, that... disgusting guy, you... don't move, you slowly look up to our left, on a tree about four or five meters away from us. Is that... a star?"

Yu Xiao Miku's voice, I don't know if it was because of nervousness or fear, it became a little trembling and fluttering.

Modi knew that the uninvited guest who disturbed himself to indulge in enlightenment and awakened him from the realm of heaven and earth because of his approach was finally discovered by Yu Xiao Meijiu, who had no spiritual power!

That guy is not a slender body. Although in the dim night, it was well hidden by the shadows of mottled branches, but his green eyes were obviously out of tune with the stars in the sky.Not only is it much larger, it is much closer, and it is also much brighter.

Although Yu Xiao Meijiu lost her spiritual power, she is now almost the same as an ordinary person, but after all, her body is still that of an elf, and she still has some perception, which is why she discovered it so quickly.

However, Modi's perception is at the level of evil spirits, not to mention that there is a dim waning moon tonight, bright stars, and plain white snow.Even if he pressed his eyes, the field of vision around Modi's eyes was always the same as day.

Therefore, Modi, who always pays attention to this uninvited guest, naturally knows that the pair of green light bulbs with the same size and brightness are of course not stars, but a pair of eyes full of wildness and greed.

The owner of the eyes is hidden in the three or four meters high branch, a beautiful big cat with black, yellow and white mottled over two meters long, it is a leopard!

This tabby cat, who had been sneaking from a few dozen meters away, is now squatting on a tree only three to five meters away from Modi and Yu Xiaomeijiu, looking at him. Obviously, he is not holding any kindness. The idea of ​​​​is not a pure-hearted idea such as standing guard for the guests.

Thinking about it on his knees, Modi also knows that, obviously, because hunting is not easy this winter, this tabby cat is hungry!In the eyes of this tabby cat, he and Yu Xiaomeijiu were obviously enough to eat for a while!

"It's okay, although it's not a star, it's just a wild cat! Don't be afraid, don't forget, I'm not even afraid of a female Tyrannosaurus like you." Modi was very calm, even a little careless He comforted Yui Miku, who was a little terrified after losing his spiritual power.

Modi's calm and calm tone and his words of ridicule that he was a female tyrannosaurus really played a role, making Yu Xiaomeijiu, who had been feeling fluttering in her heart, calm down as if she had found the backbone.

She said coquettishly, "Who do you think is the female Tyrannosaurus rex? People are obviously superstars that everyone loves, okay! You disgusting guy is a wild, wild boar! Yes! Wild boar!"

Yu Xiao Miku's fear just disappeared, but curiosity revived: "Hey... big wild boar. You mean wild cat? Are there wild cats here in Hokkaido so cold? By the way, and the bear skin just now?"

"Where in the world doesn't have a wild cat? In terms of vitality, this thing is much stronger than humans. Haven't you heard of it? Cats have nine lives." Modi fooled the girl.It's not that he really lost his spiritual power, and it would be effortless to deal with such an ordinary wild animal.

"Oh……"

Yu Xiao Miku, who can only sing and sing and sing, is naturally blind to common sense. Naturally, she does not know whether wild cats can survive in Hokkaido this winter, so she was easily fooled by Modi and completely relieved.

In fact, she is not too nervous. Although she has lost her spiritual power, she is a powerful being who can single out an army by herself in normal times.What wild bears, wild cats, wild tigers and the like, if she is in good condition, [-] of them will be killed and skinned by her.

The reason why she was afraid just now was just because the human girl subconsciously saw the timidity of unknown animals.

But this also proves that in fact, elves are really no different from human girls except for their spiritual power!

After throwing the pair of infiltrating green light bulbs aside, Yu Xiao Meijiu chatted with Modi again, and immediately stood up after some busy balls.

There is no way, although Yu Xiao Meijiu is still a little unfinished, but it is indeed a bit unbearable.The winter night in Hokkaido is really too cold. Although she is fully armed with the bear skin wrapped around her, her exposed ass quickly lost consciousness.In order to prevent her slippery, powder-like ass from getting frostbite, Yu Xiao Miku had to end it even though she felt that the atmosphere was super good.

Although it was a long story, in fact, the time between the two of them talking was only three or four minutes from when she squatted down to when she stood up.

When Modi got up with Yu Xiao Meijiu, he always paid attention to the big tabby cat on the tree a few meters away, and found that the greedy big cat suddenly lowered its head when the two got up, causing a body.Put on an obvious attack preparation stance!

Originally worried that Yu Xiaomeijiu would be frightened, and also worried that he would reveal the truth that he did not lose his spiritual power, Modi, who originally planned to live peacefully and peacefully, had to take the lead...

Chapter 245 A Bear In The Front And A Leopard In The Back

Just when Modi found the tabby cat, bowed his head and bent himself into a strong bow that could be ejected at any time, Modi suddenly raised his eyebrows.

In order to prevent his Yuxiao Miku from discovering that he actually did not lose his spiritual power, Modi used a very obscure ability in order to keep the movement to a minimum.This ability is something that many strong people have, and its name is - murderous aura!

An invisible wave, starting from Modi's eyes, with an aura that was colder than the air in Hokkaido on a winter night, shot towards the tabby cat on the tree a few meters away, and it was as fast as thunder.He wanted to warn the grinning, eager guy that he had better be honest.If you're interested, you'd better get out of there quietly and don't disturb Uncle Mo to pick up girls!

Modi originally planned to scare the hungry and greedy tabby cat and bird away quietly. It was better that Yu Xiaomeijiu didn't realize that this big cat was not the same species as the wild cat she imagined. Well, unfortunately Modi miscalculated.

When he was killing the big cat, Modi just thought rationally of what some experts on biology said in a science and education program, 'The leopard is a cautious animal. ' That is to say, this kind of big cat and stunned bear and blind man are different from the wild boar who 'runs all the way to the black', not so heroic, not so fearless, not so natural, not so two hundred and five, not that. A reckless man who is not afraid of death.

According to the understanding of Modi, who has a fairly good level of liberal arts, this so-called 'prudence' should be another explanation for 'timidity'.It belongs to the kind of virtue where there is no absolute certainty, and when you hear the slightest disturbance, you will pinch your tail and flee.

However, Modi forgot that the expert of this era has become an exclusive name for swearing, and has become synonymous with 'brain wreck', 'idiot', and 'big fool', which can be equated with 'two' and 'stupid B' 'Profanity'.

Even when someone calls 'you' an expert, you can yell back angrily, 'You are an expert!Your whole family is an expert! '

And Modi even forgot that since ancient times, Huaxia has used a word often used to describe those daring guys, "bear heart and leopard courage"!

Think about it, 'leopard gall' is already equivalent to 'bold' in interpretation. This is the natural standard of 'leopard gall'. As the origin of 'leopard gall', leopards will be 'cautious' as the so-called 'experts' say ', so timid?

So, murderous, this thing that Modi thinks should startle the beasts in this Hokkaido will not work for this big guy!

Not only did he not scare off the 'timid' tabby cat that the "brick house" people called, on the contrary, it seemed to anger this guy.