The God and Buddha are actually me

Yellow Devil Beach, beside the bonfire.

The yellow croaker weighing hundreds of kilograms was bled, scaled, eviscerated, and washed again and again in water to remove all dirt.

Ah Li skillfully removed the fish bones, cut the fish meat into several pieces, skewered them with several sharpened wooden sticks, and baked them on the flame.

As for the fish bones, they were not wasted. They were mixed with the fish heads and boiled into soup stock together with the most valuable fish maw of yellow croaker essence.

Eat two for one fish.

Zhang Jiuyang watched her take out salt, honey, butter and other things from her stomach, and spread them evenly on the grilled fish while turning it over. After a while, the rich aroma of the meat filled the air.

Zhang Jiuyang, who had just had a big fight, suddenly felt hungry.

Qingji took four or five baths at Zhang Jiuyang's request, and his skin was almost red from rubbing. He also washed his precious fork again and again.

It smelled the fragrance of fish and salivated.

Although the cultivation level of this yellow croaker spirit is not high, it still has decades of experience. The fish meat is rich in spiritual energy and can strengthen the body. It is definitely a rare delicacy for a swamp creature like it.

"In the future, don't drill into any hole. As a demon, you have to have a certain bottom line..."

Zhang Jiuyang advised earnestly.

"I know Master, from now on I will only drill that hole, not others!"

Qingji was very excited to participate in the battle. He waved the small fork in his hand repeatedly, as if he was remembering his first heroic battle.

"Master, judging from this battle, the power of the fork is still too small, um... yes!"

It muttered something, then pointed at the fork and said: "Change!"

Under the control of Mizusawa Jingqi, the small black fork turned into a... mace.

It tried waving a few times and nodded with satisfaction.

Zhang Jiuyang: "..."

"Brother Jiu, you can eat~"

The little cook Ah Li handed the freshly grilled fish to Zhang Jiuyang.

Qingji wanted to go up and have a bite but was glared at by Ah Li.

"Let Brother Ninth eat first!"

Zhang Jiuyang laughed loudly, divided the fish into three pieces, placed them in front of the two of them, and said: "We share blessings and share hardships, let's eat together."

"Wuhu!"

Qingji started to eat, and three seconds later he held his stomach and burped.

I'm actually full.

After all, a two-inch body cannot eat much.

Ah Li, on the other hand, can swallow the essence of the food into his belly by sucking it with his mouth. He can enjoy the delicious food without leaving any residue.

Although the fish meat looked intact, it had no taste after losing its essence.

Zhang Jiuyang devoured the fish to his heart's content. He didn't even care about the fish bones and swallowed them all. After all, with his current body, he had no fear of these small thorns.

Eat large pieces of meat, and take a sip of fish soup when you are thirsty. After cooking, the bones and meat are almost melted, and the soup is milky white. Just sprinkle some salt and it is very delicious.

Not long after, he ate less than half of hundreds of kilograms of fish by himself.

His stomach made a thunderous sound, like a meat grinder turning. The powerful internal organs quickly decomposed the food and turned it into energy to nourish the limbs and bones.

In the practice of immortal golden body, medicinal diet is also an important process, and eating itself is a kind of practice.

In ancient times, a real person who was successful in spiritual practice could eat an ox a day and then go without food for dozens of days.

Take Zhang Sanfeng for example. According to historical records, Zhang Sanfeng could eat as much as ten burly men in one meal, and then went without food for ten days, which was very miraculous.

Although Zhang Jiuyang has not yet reached this level, he has a vague prototype.

A small figure crawled over like an insect, and then suddenly bit off a large piece of fish meat. His eyes instantly shone, as if he had never eaten such a delicious thing.

Ugh!

She took another big bite, almost crying with happiness.

It’s so delicious, so delicious!

Almost without chewing, the fish meat entered her stomach. Just when she was about to take the third bite, a hand lifted her up.

She waved her little short hands in the air and showed a fierce expression to Zhang Jiuyang, grinning like a beast protecting food.

However, the face with two missing front teeth was not fierce at all. Instead, it wanted people to pinch the chubby cheeks.

Huh?

Is it the teething period?

Oh, it seems that it fell off when he bit me...

"Can you speak?"

…

"It doesn't seem possible. Do you know how to write? Write your name. I can't call you Little Dragon Girl."

…

"I am your sister Ao Li's friend. Ao Li, your sister, you should know this."

Hearing her sister's name, the little girl who was flexing her teeth finally calmed down, but her eyes still stayed on the fish and she kept drooling.

Zhang Jiuyang put her on the ground.

The next moment, she was about to pounce on the fish.

Bang!

Zhang Jiuyang hit her hard, and she grinned in pain and wanted to bite Zhang Jiuyang, but when she looked at the opponent's raised fist, a trace of fear suddenly appeared in her eyes.

She still remembered that she was knocked unconscious by this man's fist.

"Can you understand what I'm saying? Just nod if you do."

She hesitated, then nodded.

Zhang Jiuyang finally breathed a sigh of relief. It's good that he can understand. This means that he can still communicate.

"I will reward you with a piece of meat."

Zhang Jiuyang gave her a piece of fish.

Whoosh!

Almost as an afterimage flashed by, she ate the fish meat. Because there was a lot of meat, her cheeks were bulging, like a greedy little hamster.

Zhang Jiuyang touched her hair tentatively.

The little baby dragon that was eating was quiet and did not resist his touch.

"Next, I ask, you just need to nod or shake your head, if you answer well, there will be fish and meat for you, got it?"

Hearing that there was still fish to eat, the little dragon nodded quickly.

"I am a friend of Sister You. She asked me to take care of you for a month. During this month, you will follow me and listen to me. Do you understand?"

Perhaps because of the delicious food, her mood became much more stable. Coupled with Zhang Jiuyang's forceful deterrence, she finally calmed down.

"elder sister……"

She actually spoke, her voice was very clear, but a little unclear.

Zhang Jiuyang's eyes moved and he thought she could speak, but after asking several times, he found that she could only talk about sister and nothing else.

But the little dragon looked at him much more kindly.

"What's your name? Can you write?"

She thought about it carefully, and then used one finger to write two words crookedly on the ground.

Ao…bud.

Zhang Jiuyang realized something was wrong. She could understand people's words and write her own name, but she could only speak of sister, and her intelligence was too low.

Unlike other animals that go through great hardships to unlock their spiritual intelligence, dragons, such ancient and powerful creatures, are born with extremely high wisdom. Even newborn dragons should not be so ignorant.

The word "Ao Ya" seems to have been learned by her thousands of times after being taught it. Even so, the word "Ao" was messy because of too many strokes, and she almost didn't recognize it.

Just as he was thinking about it, Ao Ya became anxious and let out a wild beast-like cry.

Zhang Jiuyang realized that he had not given her any fish meat, so he quickly fed her a piece, then touched her head and said, "Follow me from now on. There will be endless meat for you, but you have to be obedient, understand?"

Ao Ya stared at Zhang Jiuyang with her dark eyes for a long time and nodded.

"elder sister……"

"Okay, okay, I know you miss your sister. I will take you to see her in a month."

The dragon girl seemed to want to practice in seclusion, so she asked Zhang Jiuyang to wait for a month before taking her sister back to Yunmengze.

Thinking of this, he sighed lightly.

They haven't even gotten married yet, and there are two children around him. He and the little girl are destined to be together, so why can't there be more older girls?

I don’t know why this little girl ran away from home, but Ao Li was able to let her stay outside for so long.

At a young age, I experienced the dangers of the world.

Thinking of this, Zhang Jiuyang touched her head and said, "Don't worry, if you stay with me, no one will bully you anymore."

"The fish demon who bullied you has been roasted. Of course, you are not allowed to bully others, let alone show your true identity at will, otherwise I will still knock you, understand?"

She shrank her head and nodded.

"Okay, Ah Li, tidy up and let's go back."

From just now until now, Ah Li has been looking at Ao Ya, her eyes constantly moving, wondering what she is thinking.

Zhang Jiuyang glared at her and signaled not to bully Ao Ya.

Finished the fish.

He got up and wanted to change his clothes, but found that Ao Ya had followed him, but she was still crawling on the ground like a bug, as if her hands and feet had no bones.

Yes, not only can’t speak, but also can’t walk.

Ah Li's eyes moved when she saw this, she grabbed Zhang Jiuyang's sleeve and said coquettishly: "Brother Jiu, how about we go back in another way~"

"In what way?"

"Take the water route."

"Did you break the boat?"

"No, but..."

Ah Li looked at Ao Ya wriggling on the ground, her eyes bright.

"I have a way that's more majestic and faster than a boat..."

A moment later.

Zhang Jiuyang, Qingji and Ah Li stood on the back of the black dragon and followed the river towards Qingzhou City. They were as fast as the wind, and the scenery on both sides of the river receded quickly.

Ah Li was so excited. She stood on the dragon's head, holding the dragon's horns with one hand and guiding the direction with the other, like the helmsman of a big ship, riding the wind and waves.

Of course, in return, she had to feed some pieces of meat from time to time, which made Ao Ya willing.

The long wind blew her dress and hair, and the lightning speed made her giggle.

"Brother Ninth, I am so majestic!"

She, Ah Li, finally rode a dragon!

It's a pity that this dragon is still too small and cannot fly, so it can only swim in the water.

It took two days for the carriage to arrive, but it only took one night for the dragon to arrive.

Before it was completely light, they had already arrived in the Pine River outside Qingzhou City. The breath of the real dragon scared away many creatures in the water.

The small pine forest river seemed to have an extra aura in an instant.

If the water is not deep, if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual.

If there is a dragon living in the water, it will soon become a geomantic treasure land. Real dragons cannot be raised in shallow water, but real dragons can be raised in water.

Moo~

Ao Ya made a dragon roar, which was an instinctive demonstration.

Immediately afterwards, the birds entered the forest, and all the animals were frightened. They no longer dared to come here to drink water, and they were all trembling.

Zhang Jiuyang jumped ashore.

Ah Li also floated up and waved to Ao Ya.

"Fourth sister, let's go home~"

Good guy, I have recognized my sister.

Ao Ya flew ashore and transformed into a little girl with black clothes and black hair again. Her chubby face rubbed against the ground and she crawled around with a flick of her waist.

It's like sweeping the floor with your face.

Zhang Jiuyang quickly lifted her up, looked at her dirty face and those big black and bright eyes, and couldn't help laughing: "You are a dragon, how come you are so different from your sister?"

"Your sister was like this when she was a child, wasn't she?"

Thinking of the beautiful dragon girl in white, Zhang Jiuyang found it hard to imagine how she crawled when she was a child.

It was too image-destroying.

Ao Ya seemed to realize that Zhang Jiuyang was saying bad things about her sister, and she was angry, grinning, with a fierce look on her face, until A Li stuffed a candy into her mouth.

Ao Ya, who had never eaten candy, was numb directly.

The sweetness stimulated her taste buds like an electric current, and she was so happy that she couldn't help but smile with a missing front tooth.

...

After returning to Qingzhou City, Zhang Jiuyang took Ao Ya to see a doctor while she was asleep.

First, she had eaten so many poisons, and he didn't know if she was sick. Second, he always felt that Ao Ya's intelligence was too low, and there was something wrong.

The best doctor in Qingzhou took Ao Ya's pulse for a long time, and his beard was pulled out. He looked incredible.

"My little brother, your daughter is vigorous and her pulse is incredibly strong. Where is the sign of poisoning?"

He couldn't believe it when he said this. How could a little girl who looked three or four years old have such a strong pulse?

It was like thunder.

"What about her head? Is there any hope of recovery? This child still can't speak."

"Let me give you a needle."

Snap!

The silver needle broke, and Ao Ya's skin was intact.

Zhang Jiuyang and the doctor looked at each other.

"Your daughter... has a little thick skin."

"Maybe your silver needle is rusty. There is no need to prick. Just tell me your guess."

The doctor sighed and said solemnly: "Your daughter looks like she has idiocy, and it is congenital. I'm afraid she will never be able to understand in this life."

Idiot is the mentally retarded child in later generations, also called Xihaner.

It is difficult for them to reach normal intelligence, and some even stay in childhood for their entire lives.

Why would a dragon get this disease?

At this time, the doctor looked at Zhang Jiuyang and shook his head and said, "If I am not mistaken, your wife was probably stimulated when she was pregnant, which caused the baby to be born with congenital damage. Let alone cure, it is a miracle that she can be born."

……