The God and Buddha are actually me

Seven days later.

Recently, a handsome young Taoist priest appeared in Qingzhou City, but his brain seemed to be a little bit bad. He always liked to talk to himself. When he went to the restaurant to eat, he asked the waiter to put two bowls of rice, but he didn't eat one of them.

Sometimes when the sun was strong, he would open an oil-paper umbrella and chat and laugh with the air while walking.

I don't know how many girls secretly regretted it.

What a good skin, it's a pity.

Someone found out that the Taoist priest's name was Zhang Jiuyang. He seemed to be quite rich. He bought Mr. Zhou's haunted house, but he became abnormal not long after living in it.

It can be seen that the house is really haunted.

Zhang Jiuyang didn't care about these criticisms and speculations. These days, he took Ah Li to visit Qingzhou City.

Watching acrobatics, listening to storytelling, eating delicious food, and watching lantern festivals...

Zhang Jiuyang was fine. He had lived in a big city in his previous life, but Ah Li grew up in Yunhe County. It was naturally very novel to see such a prosperous scene.

Zhang Jiuyang originally wanted to buy her a flower headdress, but who knew that the little girl didn't like red clothes but loved weapons, and pestered him to buy two kitchen knives.

Preferably pink.

Zhang Jiuyang finally compromised, and under the strange eyes of the blacksmith, he spent a lot of money to order two small pink kitchen knives.

Although the scene was so awkward that his toes were on the ground, Zhang Jiuyang smiled knowingly when he saw Ah Li holding his small kitchen knife and couldn't let it go.

"Jiu Ge Jiu Ge, I created a knife technique, come and see it!"

"Hey ha! The emperor takes turns, this year it's Ah Li's turn!"

"Rulai, old man, I'm going to pee on your hand!"

"Jiu Ge Jiu Ge, you said that such a cute knife cuts on the demon, it won't hurt it..."

At night, in his own house, Zhang Jiuyang looked at the two pink kitchen knives circling in the air, his face full of black lines.

He didn't know whether the knife would hurt, but the demon would definitely be in pain.

But it's worth mentioning that although Ah Li doesn't know any sword skills, her soul is light and erratic, and this half-baked sword skill is quite scary.

At least when the sword passed by Zhang Jiuyang just now, he was scared and broke into a cold sweat.

"Why is your sword skill different every time?"

Ah Li blinked and said, "Brother Jiu, you don't understand this. If I don't even know what the next sword will be, then the enemy will definitely be overjoyed!"

"Overjoyed?"

"The heart is blooming, and the blood is blooming~"

Zhang Jiuyang was silent for a long time. Ah Li's idioms... why are they getting wilder and wilder.

After practicing the sword skills that she couldn't even remember several times with satisfaction, Ah Li opened her mouth and performed a swallowing knife into her stomach.

Zhang Jiuyang: (ΩДΩ)

She patted her belly and happily jumped to the swing, her snow-white skirt fluttering, her two pigtails swinging, and humming a little tune.

This innocent and lovely appearance is really too deceptive.

Zhang Jiuyang could even imagine the scene where the little girl spit out two pink kitchen knives from her mouth to kill demons before fighting with others...

Shaking his head, he sighed.

Forget it, he was tired, let this sapling grow as it likes.

Taking out the last Zizhi Yushen Pill, Zhang Jiuyang showed a trace of uneasiness in his eyes. After hesitating for a moment, he still ate it.

These days, he often took medicine to practice, and his Taoism continued to improve. However, due to the lack of the practice method of the next realm, he could not break through the second realm of the hundred-day barrier.

The power of the medicine dissolved, and he saw the kidney god Xuanming again.

But no matter how he shouted, the black tortoise hidden under the deep sea ignored him.

Although he had a glimpse of its wonders, he could not get in.

After a long time, Zhang Jiuyang opened his eyes and showed a trace of helplessness.

I don't know when the visualization diagram will be able to absorb enough incense, and then pass on the inheritance again. The Jade Tripod Mysterious Art only has the first diagram. Is there really no way?

Zhang Jiuyang shook his head and saw that A Li was swallowing the moonlight, so he didn't disturb her. He took the sword and went back to the room to sleep.

Although he had entered the practice, he still needed sleep, not too much, two hours would be enough.

It is said that Wang Chongyang, one of the five northern ancestors of Quanzhen Taoism, practiced in the Tomb of the Living Dead at the foot of Mount Zhongnan and created a method to kill the sleep demon, so he didn't need to sleep from then on.

Zhang Jiuyang was far from reaching this realm. Although he was still unwilling to fail in the impact of the second realm, he could only go to bed honestly.

Things in the practice of Taoism are often not rushed. Perhaps when the fate is right, it will come naturally.

Soon he put aside his distracting thoughts, breathed long and long, and fell into a deep sleep.

...

In the night, A Li swallowed the moonlight, felt a little full, and his soul was warm, so he instinctively stopped practicing.

Brother Jiu had fallen asleep in the room.

She thought about it, but did not return to the Yin puppet. Instead, she took out her two pink kitchen knives and continued to practice the knife skills.

After practicing for an unknown period of time, she found herself flying to the backyard, which had not been inhabited for a long time, so it looked rather desolate.

Gugu~

A low bird song sounded in the dark night. The backyard was lush with vegetation and rugged rocks. The reflections in the moonlight looked like ferocious ghosts.

Ali felt creepy.

But the next moment she thought that she seemed to be a ghost.

So she was no longer afraid, and she patrolled the backyard openly, wondering whether to grow cucumbers or watermelons...

Just then, she passed by the room in the backyard, her nose moved, and her eyes lit up slightly.

It seemed that there was a certain smell in it that attracted her.

"Ha!"

She broke the door lock with a knife and entered the room. There were all kinds of old furniture inside, spider webs and dust everywhere. It seemed that no one had cleaned it for a long time.

Ah Li continued to smell it, and finally stopped on a floor tile.

She didn't even need to open it. She sank into the ground with her soul and gradually disappeared.

After a while, Ah Li flew out from the ground again, her eyes sparkling, and she seemed a little excited, and flew towards the room where Zhang Jiuyang was.

…

"What? You mean... you found the treasure?"

Zhang Jiuyang, who was awakened from his sleep, yawned and asked with some doubts.

Ah Li nodded quickly, and then pulled his hand and ran to the room in the backyard.

After a while, Zhang Jiuyang opened the floor tile and found that it was empty underneath. There was a long passage, and the cold wind blew through it. I don't know where it leads to.

Zhang Jiuyang wore a white nightgown, holding a ghost-slaying sword, and his long hair was loose. His originally lazy eyes began to become solemn.

This secret passage should not have been built by Mr. Zhou, after all, he was possessed not long after he moved in.

The person who built this secret passage was undoubtedly Lu Yaoxing!

He cheered up and walked towards the bottom of the secret passage. Finally, he came to a secret room. There were seven locks hanging on the door, all forged with fine iron.

The sound of a sword clanged.

Zhang Jiuyang had already drawn the sword to kill the ghost, but saw a flash of red light, and all seven iron locks were cut into two pieces and fell to the ground. There was almost no obstruction in the middle, as if it was not fine iron, but just tofu.

Clang!

The sword was sheathed.

Zhang Jiuyang pushed the door open and found that the space of the secret room was not large. It could only accommodate about three or four people. There were two iron boxes inside.

"Brother Jiu, there must be treasures in here!"

Ah Li was very excited. She didn't care what the treasure was, but the process of finding the treasure was very exciting.

Before Zhang Jiuyang could draw his sword, she cut the lock on the first iron box with her knife. After opening it, she found a booklet and handed it to Zhang Jiuyang like a treasure.

Zhang Jiuyang took the booklet and turned to the first page.

A line of words appeared in front of him.

"My name is Lu Yaoxing. When you see this sentence, I should be dead."

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