The Grand Secretary’s Pampered Wife

Chapter 291 tease (one more)

Xiao Jingkong glanced at Xuanping Hou as if looking at the mentally retarded: "Chicken—"

Xuanping Hou also realized that he shouldn't add that after his name, otherwise, with the understanding of this little thing, I don't know what to say to him.

Afraid of what is coming, the little thing really spoke up.

Xuanping Hou said that he had never been so panic in a war, and he was shocked: "Shut up! Swallow the last word for me!"

Xiao Qingkong closed his mouth.

Great.

The world of adults is really difficult to understand, even if you take such an ugly name, there is no distinction between chickens and monkeys!

Xuanping Hou breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Jingkong put his hands behind his back and tilted his head: "Eight."

Still say the last word.

Xuanping Hou: "...!!"

Marquis Xuanping bleeds without tears, and is not afraid of fighting, but the lethality of this little bald head is better than that of thousands of troops. Marquis Xuanping never knows when he will step on the pit!

It's so scary!

Marquis Xuanping, who had only choked others to half death, finally one day was choked to death by others.

Come out to mix, really want to pay back.

Xiao Jingkong sighed: "Oh, there are indeed seven chicks in my house, but you can't even make the eighth one."

Xuan Ping Hou: ... so he thinks too much?

Marquis Xuan Ping grew up in a heap of ruffians, and he knows more dirty words than normal, so it is inevitable that he will think wrongly, but he thinks about it again, saying that he is going to be a chicken doesn't seem like a good word!

Not much better than that barren thing!

He is a dignified first-rank Wuhou, can he cook chicken!

Marquis Xuanping felt that he could no longer be involved with this little brat. He took a deep, deep breath and said slowly, "If I said that I am your brother-in-law's biological father, would you believe it?"

Xiao Jingkong frowned and glanced at him strangely. After a while, he nodded solemnly: "No wonder."

"Why?" Xuanping Hou asked.

Xiao Jingkong touched his chin and suddenly realized: "No wonder brother-in-law always comes last in the exam."

He blamed his brother-in-law by mistake. It wasn't that the brother-in-law didn't work hard enough, or that his father was not smart. His father didn't even know whether he was a monkey or a chicken!

Xuanping Hou: "..."

Xuanping Hou's heart was hit by 10,000 points, and he no longer remembered what he was here for.

The son didn't recognize it anymore, so he covered his heart and called Chang Jing: "Fu, help Ben Hou back."

Chang Jing: "Can't you go by yourself?"

Marquis of Xuan Ping: If you can walk, I still call you! Come! You come! You come to be looked at by this little brat!

Chang Jing was a little reluctant to leave, because he saw the marble hole on the ground, and he wanted to stay and play marbles.

But he could not disobey the orders of the Marquis of Xuanping.

He took Xuanping Hou with a grudge and left.

Not long after they left, Gu Jiao arrived home.

Xiao Jingkong saw Gu Jiao walk into the yard, her eyes lit up, she ran over and hugged Gu Jiao's leg: "Jiaojiao! You're back! I miss you!"

He let go of his hand again, came behind Gu Jiao, grabbed Gu Jiao's little basket and said, "Give me the basket, I'll carry it!"

Gu Jiao took off the small back basket, took out the small medicine box, and put the little weightless small back basket on his back.

To Gu Jiao, it is a small backpack, but to Xiao Qingkong, it is a big guy.

The basket is almost as tall as others, he half-carried and half-tugged, and walked into the house.

Xiao Liulang is studying and doing arithmetic in the study. Since he got the booklet that is suspected to be the national book of the Yan Kingdom, he will study the contents of the book seriously as long as he is free.

Since the text in the book is a completely different language, although there are some annotations, it is still difficult to understand.

However, the strange characters used to represent numbers aroused his strong interest, and the things called formulas listed by those characters and symbols also amazed him.

Since the affixation technique has been lost, the Zhao Kingdom still uses the method of cutting circles to calculate the ancestral rate, but it may not be possible to calculate the ancestral rate after cutting a circle with 10,000 sides.

The formulas recorded in this book are much simpler, but he has not yet penetrated these formulas.

Xiao Liulang was immersed in the sea of ​​questions, until there was a loud bang, he looked up and looked out the window, and saw Xiao Jingkong carrying a small backpack on his back, walking inside.

Behind Xiao Jingkong, Gu Jiao was wearing an ice-blue dress, with a splendid appearance, and Pingting was like a swallow, which made her eyes bright.

At this very moment, Gu Jiao seemed to feel something, and looked at his Westinghouse window.

Four eyes facing each other.

Gu Jiao slightly curved the corners of her lips.

Like a budding begonia, it blooms inadvertently in the night wind, under the stars, and in the softest heart.

Xiao Liulang's heartbeat quickened for a while, his eyelashes fluttered and he looked away, and continued to study hard.

However, Gu Jiao didn't seem to intend to pretend that nothing happened. She came out of the window, resting one arm on the window sill and looking at him with the other hand on her cheek: "What are you doing?"

The night wind was blowing slowly from behind her, shaking the faint fragrance on her body, instantly covering the fragrance of ink on the table.

Xiao Liulang's heart suddenly felt a little hot.

He didn't look at Gu Jiao, and held the booklet on the table without looking sideways.

"Reading." He said calmly.

"Oh." Gu Jiao raised her eyebrows and suddenly leaned into the window.

The sudden approach made Xiao Liulang stiff, and his body seemed to be unable to move.

She was so close to him that it was as if their cheeks were pressed together.

Xiao Liulang's mind flashed suddenly that she was drunk and grabbed him to kiss, like a sultry kitten.

His throat went dry.

"You..." Just when Xiao Liulang thought she was going to do something to him, she just stretched out her hand and took a piece of paper beside him.

After she took the paper, she stood back to her original place.

The breath on his cheeks and the tip of his nose dissipated, but Xiao Liulang felt inexplicably lost.

He didn't even know what he was missing.

Gu Jiao took out a charcoal pen, wrote a few words on the paper, then bent her lips, left a note, turned around and went back to her east room.

It took a long time for the warmth on Xiao Liulang's cheeks to fade. After he regained his composure, he glanced at the note on the windowsill.

He took it over and took a look, and saw a few large characters written in charcoal on the note—book, take, pour, go!

Xiao Liulang remembered the meaningful look in her eyes when she left the note, and after finally returning to normal, her cheeks became hot again...

During dinner, Yao Shi and Gu Yan were very discerning, they could see Xiao Liulang's pretentious calm, only Gu Xiaoshun stared blankly at Xiao Liulang for a while, and asked, "Brother-in-law, what's wrong with your face? famous?"

It really is a pot that cannot be opened without mentioning.

Xiao Liulang said sternly: "Hot."

"Oh." Gu Xiaoshun nodded, "It's quite hot."

Yao Shi pursed his lips and snickered.

Gu Xiaoshun wanted to ask another question, but Gu Yan shoved a chicken leg into his mouth: "Eat yours!"

"Hmm~" Gu Xiaoshun's mouth suddenly became busy, forgetting what he was going to ask.

After dinner, under the strong pressure of the bad brother-in-law, Xiao Jingkong reluctantly confessed his great feat of shaved half a class.

"The first one to shave was Chu Yu." Xiao Liulang made up the knife.

Xiao Jingkong didn't know that Chu Yu's surname was Qin and that he was the prince, but Gu Jiao would not be unaware.

Gu Jiao: Well, even the prince dares to shave?

Xiao Liulang: What is your expression? Why does it seem to be appreciated! This child is raised so boldly, I am afraid that someone has contributed to it!

Gu Jiao received the death stare from Xiao Liulang, blinked her eyes, and silently swallowed the words that my children are really powerful, bold, careful, and capable, and said solemnly to Xiao Jingkong, "Don't bring razors to Guozijian in the future. We can't shave people's heads for free."

Xiao Liulang: "..."

The matter of Xiaojingkong's head shaving caused an uproar in Guozijian, so why not in the palace?

When Qin Chuyu walked out of the Guozi prison with a round little braised egg, the eunuch who came to pick him up was shocked on the spot.

Qin Chuyu still didn't realize that he had done an earth-shattering feat. He got on the carriage back to the palace and waited eagerly for him to become wise when he woke up.

In fact, according to Qin Chuyu's strength, he couldn't get into the prodigy class, and it was the crown princess who gave him the back door, which led to a very embarrassing situation for Qin Chuyu - he was the worst in the class, and he was at the bottom of the exam.

The Master knew his identity, and although he didn't dare to say bad words, he was eight years old and a mature little man, and he also wanted face.

His desire to be smart is stronger than anyone else, so he decisively grabbed the first spot.

He went to Queen Xiao's Kunning Palace with a small bald head.

"Mother!"

Empress Xiao was selecting the new materials for tribute, when she heard this, she turned her head with a smile and fainted.

Immediately afterwards, the emperor was shocked.

After a while, the entire harem knew about Qin Chuyu's shaving.

Concubine Zhuang sent someone to ask if the seventh prince wanted to become a monk?

Emperor Longyan was furious and asked Qin Chuyu, "Who shaved?!"

Shave your head on the prince's head, it's not fatal!

Qin Chuyu felt that this was a good thing, because he was about to become smarter, so he didn't hide anything: "It was shaved in the air!"

"Who?" The emperor was startled.

"Clear space." Qin Chuyu said, "Father, you have seen him, have you forgotten?"

Little genius doctor's brother?

The emperor was full of anger and couldn't express it in an instant: "He, why did he shave your hair?"

Qin Chuyu said, "I asked him to shave, and I also imagined him to be as smart!"

Then Qin Chuyu explained the ins and outs of the incident. His tone was so flamboyant that he would soon become smarter!

The emperor clenched his fists, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

This stupid boy!

Did the book read into the belly of a cow? How smart is the best?

In the end, Qin Chuyu was very honored to eat a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots from his father.

It hurts him to death, woohoo!

The emperor was Qin Chuyu who closed the door to punish him, and the excuse for the emperor to punish him was not that he shaves his head, but that the emperor randomly checked his homework, and he did not memorize it.

The officials and parents of the shaved little braised eggs waited for the emperor's statement, but the emperor didn't say anything, and they stopped to discuss their thoughts.

Strictly speaking, it's really no wonder that little guy said he did it on purpose, it's not very similar.

Besides, taking ten thousand steps back, even if he really did it on purpose, you group of six, seven or eight-year-olds were fooled by a four-year-old, do you have the face to ask others for trouble?

Aren't you stupid?

From the initial shock, anger, and humiliation, everyone gradually calmed down, and then they discovered one thing—

That is, the head of his own child is shaved really white!

Not even a single extra hair stubble!

It's professional!

"My youngest son is almost a month old. I want to find someone to shave the lanugo."

"My nephew is two years old, and he wants to shave his head too, but I can't find a suitable teacher. The previous one was not clean."

"The master I was looking for was also shaved!"

Everyone sent the baby to the gate of Guozijian, you look at me, I look at you, each other tacit understanding.

However, it's good to think about this kind of thing. How can there really be a reason to invite a little baby to shave her head at home?

"I don't think it's appropriate."

"I think so."

"Then... let's go?"

"Go!"

You motherfuckers, go away!

If you have the ability, don't squat here that kid!

Early in the morning the next day, Xiao Jingkong came to Guozijian to go to school, only to receive a wave of hot and greedy eyes.

He didn't understand what was going on either.

Xiao Liulang asked Xiaojingkong to go in first.

Everyone rushed up and surrounded Xiao Liulang.

Xiao Liulang thought that everyone came to him to talk, and he was mentally prepared to be criticized by ten thousand people, but unexpectedly, when everyone opened his mouth, it was actually "Is it convenient for your brother to come to my house and shave?"

Xiao Liulang: "..."

Of course Xiao Liulang would not agree.

What a joke, this kid is sitting on three large houses in the capital, and the rent for Bishui Hutong alone is 32 taels per month, and then let him go out to develop a hair shaving business, does he still have a financial status at home as a brother-in-law?

So what Xiao Jingkong didn't know was that his shaving career was ruthlessly killed by the bad brother-in-law.