The Great Era of Rebirth: 1993

Chapter 155: , what a wizard (please subscribe!)

Chapter 155, what a genius (please subscribe!)

From the classroom to the dormitory.

As soon as Zhang Xuan entered the door, he put down his book and asked, "Today I found that Northeastern girl hiding and crying in the woods next to the small auditorium. Can anyone kindly tell me what's going on?"

Li Zheng who followed up said proudly: "I know this, ask me."

Zhang Xuan was curious: "Tell me."

Seeing that several people in the dormitory were looking at him, Li Zheng said as if asking for credit: "This is my first-hand secret, and others don't know it.

It is said that Peng Shanshan, a girl from Northeast China, gained 32 pounds during the military training. After the military training ended, she lost weight like crazy. She successfully reduced her weight from 164 pounds to 171 pounds. Can you stop crying? "

Zhang Xuan sat down and asked, "How many buns does Miss Peng eat now?"

Li Zheng shook his palms: "7 buns, it is said that if you eat one less bun, you will be hungry. I see, her stomach was enlarged during the military training."

Wei Zisen asked Li Zheng: "As a study committee member, I don't even know about this, how do you know so clearly?"

Li Zheng smiled: "I have my own way, don't ask."

Wan Jun couldn't see it, and sprayed him: "It must be another girl in the class who is secretly hooking up with another girl in the class. He relied on a piece of skin and never did any personnel work."

Li Zheng pouted, ignoring Wan Jun, and instead asked Shen Fan, "Did that Fang Meijuan come to invite you to the library again today?"

Shen Fan scratched his head and waved his hands hastily: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't go either."

Ou Ming asked Zhang Xuan: "Brother Xuan, what is the relationship between this little eleven and you? Why do you always come to you?"

Hearing this, the animals of 303 stopped their movements in unison, blocked the door in unison, and stared at Zhang Xuan.

Take a look!

Those five pairs of eyes, ten eyeballs…

The thief's motherfucker!

Zhang Xuan sat dangling his feet and asked solemnly: "Do you really want to know?"

Wei Zisen was the most evasive. He didn't want to betray him, so he directly asked him, "Damn, hurry up, or you will pee on your bed."

Zhang Xuan glanced at him and said, "Since you are so eager to learn, then I will tell you, you go to understand."

Li Zheng was stunned for a few seconds, and was the first to react: "Damn, Brother Xuan, you are so sassy!"

Others are still confused...

Li Zheng said: "You will naturally know when you have finished 9 relationships within 2 years."

At this time, Shen Fan said, "Ou Ming has a crush on another girl."

Zhang Xuan asked, "Which one?"

Shen Fan said: "It seems to be a nursing major. I don't know the specifics. You can ask Ou Ming."

Wei Zisen couldn't help but patted Ou Ming on the shoulder, "Brother, is it true or false, so powerful?"

Ou Ming spit smoke at Wei Zisen's little white face, smiled and said, "Is there anything true or false? I said that my peach blossoms are prosperous now, how can there be falsehood in this matter? You can have adventures even if you have a meal."

This is a talent. Zhang Xuan was even more curious and asked Ou Ming: "How far have you guys progressed? Have you held hands? Have you exchanged saliva?"

Ou Ming old **** is saying: "I will try it. I will ask her to go to the foreign language college to watch a movie tonight, and then I will have the answer."

The 5th and 6th classes in the afternoon are meditation.

The lecturer was a professor, a woman, no one dared to ask for leave, no one dared to skip class. Because her husband is the vice-principal, he is usually very hostile.

It is said that if her class fails to be called twice, she will fail the final exam, and she is not eligible for make-up exams.

Look at this is what people do?

I read the spy war books for two classes, and as soon as the bell rang after class, Zhang Xuan asked Wan Jun, "What's the name of the barber shop you mentioned last time? I forgot."

Wan Jun asked enthusiastically, "Lao Zhang, do you want a haircut?"

Zhang Xuan nodded, "Hey, my hair is a little longer."

"Let's go, I'll take you there." With that said, Wan Jun handed over the book to Wei Zisen, and took the lead with Zhang Xuan.

The two chatted without a word, passed through the north gate, and soon found a barber shop in a small alley.

The barber shop is not big and the business is average. Oh, Zhang Xuan looked at it, and the proprietress is also average.

The proprietress seemed to be familiar with Wan Jun. Seeing his eyes lit up, she took the initiative to ask, "Is there no class today?"

Wan Jun said: "It's over, this is my dormitory buddy, be careful."

"Don't worry." The proprietress patted her chest as a guarantee, then looked at Zhang Xuan and asked, "Would you like to wash it first?"

Zhang Xuan shook his head, "No, I washed it at noon, so just cut it."

said, Zhang Xuan told her how to cut and how to cut.

Although this proprietress has been chatting with Wan Jun all the time, her craftsmanship is really good, and she finished cutting in less than ten minutes.

Zhang Xuan looked left and right in the mirror and was very satisfied, so he asked, "How much?"

The proprietress said: "You are brought by the soldier, just give 8 cents."

Zhang Xuan nodded, didn't say anything, paid the money and left.

Before leaving, the proprietress asked, "Come back next time."

Zhang Xuan said with a smile.

Crossing the street and entering the north gate, Zhang Xuan suddenly asked Wan Jun, "Is that your fellow?"

Wan Jun replied: "She is from Baise, I am from Guilin, and I am half a fellow."

Seeing that Wan Jun was reluctant to say more about the lady boss, Zhang Xuan also stopped asking questions, and instead said, "Old Wan, I have something to do, so I won't go back to the dormitory, thank you today."

Wan Jun smiled mysteriously at him: "Understand, understand."

Understand, understand, you understand a wool!

Zhang Xuan didn't bother to answer any more, waved his hand and went to the teacher's apartment.

Crossing the stone steps, Zhang Xuan shouted, "Old Deng, are you at home?"

No one responded.

shouted again: "Lao Deng, are you at home?"

did not respond again.

Zhang Xuan looked at the aluminum pipes of the coal stove emitting smoke from the window and confirmed that someone was at home, so he raised his voice and shouted:

"Old Deng! Are you at home? Old Deng! Old Deng!..."

"exist!"

This time, just after the third sound, a sound finally came from inside, and then the door opened, and a greasy head stuck out from the crack of the door.

seems to be able to smell the smell. Zhang Xuan endured and asked, "What are you doing, Lao Deng? If you don't make a sound, I plan to force it. Burn a coal stove in the daytime, and you still need to open more windows."

Deng Daqing looked up at the smoke window, smiled gently and waved his hand: "Don't worry, I can't die."

Then he said: "Come inside, it's cold outside."

was so familiar, Zhang Xuan was not polite and walked in.

The room was full of smoke smell, cigarette butts were scattered all over the place, and Zhang Xuan was speechless. This old bachelor in his 30s would not look good without a woman to take care of him.

His eyes swept around and asked, "Where's Professor Shen?"

Deng Daqing replied: "My old mother went to Shencheng, and my sister said she wanted to live with her for a while."

Zhang Xuan sat down at random on the coal stove, then stared at the manuscripts on the table and asked, "Writing a thesis?"

Deng Daqing poured him a cup of hot tea, "Yes, in order to catch up with work, I haven't slept since last night."

Zhang Xuan flipped through the paper and asked casually, "How much do you cost to write a paper?"

Deng Daqing laughed happily: "You are a ghost, have you found it?"

Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "I already guessed, okay, you said that you lost money in stocks, but you still love to eat and drink so much, and your salary is dead. How can you live without open source?"

"That's it."

Deng Daqing told him with a smile: "Under normal circumstances, a paper is about 800 to 2000 yuan. If there are special requirements, it is not impossible to go up to 4000 yuan."

Zhang Xuan asked nervously, "How long does it take you to write such an ordinary paper?"

Deng Daqing said: "My fastest record is half a month, and it usually takes about a month. Some are more particular, and it is common to spend half a year, but this kind of fee is relatively high."

After talking about the thesis, Deng Daqing asked him: "You came at the wrong time today, tell me, why are you looking for me?"

Zhang Xuan was a little embarrassed: "Forget it, you still have to write a paper."

"Don't follow me." Deng Daqing said, "I'm almost finished with my thesis, and it will take at most 30 minutes. Come on, you, Comrade Zhang Xuan, have something to ask for, and I, old Deng, can't pretend to be blind."

Tsk! Really a cool person.

Zhang Xuan pondered for a while and said, "I want to go to the bar and western restaurant outside."

Deng Daqing understood in seconds: "For the brandy stock solution?"

Zhang Xuan said yes.

Deng Daqing gathered the manuscript of the thesis and said directly: "Give me 30 minutes."

Seeing that he lowered his head and no longer paid attention to himself, Zhang Xuan finished his tea quietly, got up and left after thinking about the underwear, and went up to the second floor.

opened the door, put on his shoes and rushed to the bathroom.

The **** for drawing the map were gone. Zhang Xuan searched for it, but the bathroom did not dry.

Then go to the balcony, there is no balcony...

I didn't give up, went to the windows of each room to look, but still nothing.

Standing at the door of the window frowning, where is it? Won't you lose it to me?

He lost his calm after thinking about it this way. After all, it was also the first time for him and Wenhui. It carried countless beautiful memories and fantasies...

I searched all the trash cans, but still nothing.

In the end, Zhang Xuan thought about it, ran to the big trash can downstairs, and found a wooden stick to open the lid to take a look.

! Sure enough.

Don't ask why he knows, because the color of his own garbage bags is different from other homes.

For a moment, for the sake of future happiness, Zhang Xuan wanted to take this garbage bag back.

but dirty!

Eyes moved, moved, and finally gave up.

Anyway, I am young and young, so I have it every few days.

It’s just a bit of a waste of shorts…

Next he thought, forget it, he is also a rich man, for happiness, he can't be rude in this regard.

In the evening, Zhang Xuan and Deng Daqing went to the nearest two bars and three western restaurants to collect the wind, and got some foreign wine prices, but they didn't get any further.

Seeing that it was almost ten o'clock, Deng Daqing said, "Let's do this today. Let's go a little further tomorrow. Let's go to the bustling areas in the city center on weekends. I guess those places may have what you want."

"Okay, let's go here today, we'll go back after dinner." After walking and stopping for more than two hours, Zhang Xuan also felt tired and didn't want to move anymore.

Due to Deng Daqing's lack of sleep all day and night, the two did not choose to drink, nor did they do cumbersome ordering, but simply ate a bowl of beef noodles and then dispersed.

Deng Daqing returned to the teacher's apartment.

Zhang Xuan returned to the dormitory. In fact, he also wanted to go to the teacher's apartment, where there is a separate bathroom, air conditioning, and no need to smell the smell of socks, how comfortable it is.

I don't know what happened recently, what happened?

In the past two weeks, the group of students in the student union have been investigating the bed and checking, and the instructor Lu Ni has also attacked from time to time...

It's all **** ruining the good things of the old man.

Before, from Monday to Friday, there would always be one night Comrade Shuangling would come back to accompany him to stay overnight in the rented house.

But it's better now, let alone her, I have to drive Baba back every night...

I'm so nervous!

303 Prison.

When Zhang Xuan walked in, he found that Wan Jun was dancing disco with a towel on his head.

Oh! Not right either.

It should be said that Wan Jun is learning disco dancing with Wei Zisen, a saucy guy.

Zhang Xuan sat down and asked Shen Fan, "How did Lao Wan fall in love with disco? Wasn't he the most hated in the dormitory before?"

Shen Fan handed him a piece of sweet potato candy, and replied, "I don't know, Lao Wan has been a little excited for half a month. Every time he goes back to the dormitory, he takes Lao Wei to teach him disco dance."

Zhang Xuan stared at Wan Jun's dance steps for a minute, and then lost interest. What's the difference between his mother's and the gorilla roaring around with his legs?

The taste of sweet potato candy is very old-fashioned, but it is a bit sticky to the teeth. Chew it, and finally give it a bite. Zhang Xuan asked again:

"Where's Old Ou, haven't you returned from the date yet?"

Shen Fan replied: "Also..."

said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao were coming, and Shen Fan's words were out of his mouth when he saw Ou Ming at the door.

Li Zheng was the first to ask: "Old Ou, how is the battle? Did it succeed?"

Ou Ming ignored him, but went directly to Zhang Xuan and asked, "Brother Xuan, what does the sphincter and the cavernous body mean?"

Zhang Xuan was a little confused, "What does this have to do with your date?"

Ou Ming said with great resentment: "It doesn't matter. I suddenly thought of this word while watching a movie. I thought that the object was a nursing student, so I asked her about the sphincter and the cavernous body."

Zhang Xuan smiled and asked: "You asked, what was the result?"

Ou Ming rubbed his bald head and said, "The woman was very fierce. She slapped me directly, and even called me a hooligan. She left before finishing the movie."

"Hahaha…"

Li Zheng on the side of went crazy with laughter after hearing this. He bent over and covered his stomach and laughed so hard, he pointed at Ou Ming and said, "You idiot, you're a **** genius!"

So it is, this second-hand…

is indeed a genius!

Zhang Xuan also broke down and laughed in the dormitory.

This evening, Ou Ming took out a piece of chalk and carefully wrote two numbers and two names on the bedside:

1. Ding Yanhong.

2, Liu Lifen.

…

Although it was still a little cold the next day, the warm sun shone on me, which made me very comfortable.

In the second class, Little Eleven drove Shen Fan away again.

It was only halfway through the class that she wrote a note to Zhang Xuan: Where did the evening self-study last night go? The director and the counselor came to check people, and you were not there.

Zhang Xuan glanced and replied: I did something.

Xiao Eleven paused for a few seconds at the four words, and then wrote: I often help you beat the thunder, don't you thank me?

Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes, he really had to thank others, so he replied: Thank you.

Xiao Eleven wrote: two dry words, not sincere.

Zhang Xuan took the pen and replied: How can it be considered sincerity?

Xiao Eleven was quiet and wrote: How about the sphincter and cavernous body?

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