The Great Era of Rebirth: 1993

   Chapter 655, this lineup is only one short of (add more for the leader stount!)

  According to custom, the general coffin should go up the mountain before 12 noon.

  Because of the long distance, the breakfast on the last day is earlier, the meal starts at 6:50, and the bridge starts at 7:40 auspicious time.

  The so-called bridge is to lift the coffin off the ground.

   There is a taboo here, there are notices posted that people born in 47, 57, 68 and 81 should avoid the bridge at the time of the bridge.

   The avoidance range is 1 mile, that is, hide and don't look at the coffin.

   Two years ago, there was a man in his 50s who did not believe in evil. When the coffin was lifted from the bridge, he stood in front of the coffin and watched it, and then hung it on the spot.

   Those who do not believe think that it is a cerebral hemorrhage that just happened, and those who believe think that they have been washed to death.

   In fact, everyone felt that they were just sick, but no one was willing to try it.

  When they saw the notice, the four-year-old people ran home after eating and closed the door to hide.

   After washing up, the group drove to Lao Du's house.

  Breakfast is as big as always with 22 bowls.

   After dinner, gongs and drums are in full swing for the funeral. The Lao Du family has many relatives and a wide network of contacts. There are more than 50 wreaths in the front line alone, lined up by the elders.

  Wu Ruiguo happened to be 68 years old. After eating, he was dragged by Du Kedong and hid in the neighbor's house. He repeatedly told him not to look through the window, and he would only come out after someone called him.

   Very cautious, Wu Ruiguo, who didn't believe these things at first, was just confused.

   The way to the funeral was a long way, and he was afraid that the two actresses could not bear to bow down to her knees, so Zhang Xuan specially built a big meadow for her, and even got some cotton to wrap it in the middle.

  The auspicious time set off on time, at least 50 firecrackers were set off at this moment, and a ring band and four western bands also played in unison.

  Ouch…

   He is tired of listening to it. The West Band always starts with Dongfanghong. There has been no change or progress for so many years, so why don't they learn new songs?

   But there is a saying that is true:

  A thousand-year-old pipa, a ten-thousand-year zheng, an erhu pull for a lifetime, and a suona sound is over. People on the road to Huangquan are depressed, and they recall their past on the platform of Wangxiang. Meng Po forgets this life in one soup, but how can she cross the bridge and become a Chinese person in the next life.

  The 4 western bands failed to cover the sound of the 3 suonas, what a **** oh, in the words of Master Xing: Absolutely!

   Three words: Juejuezi.

  The funeral procession is very long, and the neighbors follow spontaneously after eating. This is the inheritance of mutual help. This is the case in every household, which makes it more lively.

   However, the old town mayor had extensive connections before his death; not to mention Du Kedong, there were dozens of friends and business partners alone, and the leader of the team came from two miles away.

   On the way, Zhang Xuan's cell phone rang.

   "ding", it should be a text message.

   But he didn't have time to check it out, mainly because there were too many people nearby, and the sound of firecrackers kept going off. When every household set off firecrackers, the dutiful sons had to kneel and worship.

   This is frequent.

   caused him to have no time to read text messages, otherwise it would be easy to appear abrupt.

   Of course, he had an intuition in his heart, it's better not to read this text message. Shuangling, the smiling tiger, is beside him. If Du Yu sends it, then the text message starts by saying: My sister, or Seagate.

   Then you must not die?

   The fear of "white hair" last night was still haunting...

   He absolutely believed that with his smiling tiger's ability, he must have targeted Mi Jian.

   The reason why he didn't make trouble, he knew very well, was because Shuangling really cared about himself and didn't want to embarrass himself.

   It is precisely because of Shuang Ling and never embarrassing her husband that the two have never blushed in their previous lives, and they have been harmonious all their lives.

   In fact, he is not a fool, but he still understands it clearly: Shuangling, as a woman, can achieve this step, and she is already the most tolerant person in the world.

   Even the mother, Comrade Ruan Xiuqin, may not be able to tolerate herself in everything.

   Departure at 7:40.

   We didn’t get to the mountain until 11:20.

  Although the road is long, it is better to walk. It has always been along the road.

   But because it is a road, there are many people on the side of the road, so it is very slow.

   is really three steps and one kneeling. Sometimes I just kneel on the ground and just keep adjusting the direction.

   As soon as he arrived in the mountains, Zhang Xuan threw the bamboo knot and the meadow, and asked Shuangling concerned: "How is the knee? Does it hurt?"

  Du Shuangling reached out and touched: "It's okay, it's just a little numb, what about you dear?"

   Zhang Xuan patted the ashes on his trousers: "I have been flying in the mountains and in the water since I was a child. It's not a big deal."

   Zhang Xuan supported her and stood to rest.

   At the same time, they were looking at the road, and they happened to see Mi Jian, Lilith, and Yang Yongjian walking with Ruan Xiuqin, who were seeing off with umbrellas.

   In fact, he has heard that some places do not allow women to go up the mountain, and the filial piety asks women to return home halfway.

   However, there is no such rule in this place in Qianzhen. The more people there are, the more lively it will be, and the more charismatic it will be. If you don't give it away halfway, some filial piety family will still blame in their hearts.

   At this time, Ai Qing came over to the two daughters and sons-in-law and said, "You four go back first, don't look at the next thing."

   Hearing this, several people did not ask the reason, they took off their filial attire and went back to their home.

When    walked to the mountainside, he also took Ruan Xiuqin and his group back to the road.

   Actually, it wasn’t just them. Most of the people who saw them off retreated, leaving only a few sons, sons-in-law, husband, earth immortals, and musicians still on the top of the mountain.

  After lunch, Tao Qin bid farewell.

   Du Kedong and Ai Qing were the first to hold back.

   Li Wendong also said: "Tao Qin, it's rare to come here once, so just stay for a few more days. I think you have been playing very hard these days."

   He really didn't want Tao Qin to leave like this. Among the four-person hunting team, Tao Qin and Ouyang Zhu had the best marksmanship, almost every shot would hit, so he and Ouyang Yong were very happy.

  Tao Qin hesitated: "I've been here for a few days, I won't go back"

  Li Wendong took out a cigar and lit it: "Give brother Li a face and play with him for two more days?"

   It was rare for Li Wendong to say this, Tao Qin got up and said, "Then I'll go make a phone call."

   Li Wendong said, "How about I fight for you?"

  Tao Qin waved her hand: "No, I'll do it myself."

  According to the original plan, Mi Jian also planned to leave after the old town mayor came out of the mountain, but seeing Tao Qin like this, he put out the idea of ​​leaving today.

   After dinner, go back to the village.

   Just got home, Lilith played cards in a row: "It's too hot outside, we can't go anywhere, let's play cards to kill time."

   So Du Shuangling, Mi Jian, and Yang Yongjian were dragged to the poker table.

   Zhang Xuan's eyelids jumped when he saw this lineup, he was just one Seagate away!

  I felt that I couldn't stay here for long.

  Let's go for a walk.

   So he shouted at Chen Risheng, and rode a motorcycle to join Li Wendong and others to go hunting in the mountains.

   Hearing that he was going hunting, Chen Risheng raised his hands and shouted at the sky: "Is I going to become a tiger fighting hero! Ah! Are I going to become a tiger fighting hero!"

   For this second-year-old boy, people on the road looked sideways, and many people laughed out loud.

   Zhang Xuan was also speechless: "Can you stop, you are shameless and I want to be shameless."

  Chen Risheng sneered at this: "In terms of shamelessness, I can't compare to you if I add up to ten.

  The three wives gathered together, you thought you were the ancient emperor! "

   If he hadn't been driving, Zhang Xuan would have wanted to slap to death this blundering idiot: "Please keep your voice down."

  Chen Risheng lowered his voice and said, "Zhang Xuan, I have always wanted to ask you a question."

   Zhang Xuan asked: "What's the problem?"

  Chen Risheng said extremely upset: "Since you didn't plan to let Lilith go, why didn't you hurry up?

   When I liked her to death, you took her away. You were too cruel to me. If you weren't my brother, I would have wanted to hold you and jump into the Zijiang River many times. "

  You think I want to?

   At that time, I just came back, and my thoughts were still stuck in my previous life, and I was also very afraid of this tiger girl.

   But after thinking about it, Zhang Xuan smiled and said: "You are a land duck, I can swim, and you will lose money by jumping in the Zijiang River."

   "Fuck! I won't let go of your arms, I'm going to die together! Don't you know how those people who saved people died? That's how they died." Chen Risheng scolded immediately.

   Zhang Xuan had a headache: "I said that I am a person of status now, can't you respect me a little bit? If you open your mouth, I will **** me, and if you shut up, you will drag me to death."

   "Fuck! F*ck! It doesn't matter if you have an identity or not, no matter how much money you have, you won't give me any points, and I didn't bring me when you went to France to go to the stars. I feel uncomfortable when I think of Lilith!" Chen Risheng coaxed.

   "If you do this again, I will throw you halfway." Zhang Xuan threatened.

  Chen Risheng was so frightened that he hurriedly hugged him, "Fuck, I don't feel well when I think of Lilith being slept by you."

   Knowing that these two goods have this temperament, Zhang Xuan is also very helpless.

  Chen Risheng suddenly remembered something, and said mysteriously: "I saw Wei Wei in the Chang Market during the summer vacation, and she also asked me about your situation.

   I said, bro, since you have so much experience with women, why don't you accept Wei Wei as well.

   That taste is beautiful when you think about it, I will keep it a secret for you, and I can also pimp you. "

   Zhang Xuan was very angry and funny when he heard it: "You are really bold, you dare to think about it."

  Chen Risheng held back his mouth: "It's not that I'm daring, the big guy just thinks Wei Wei cares too much for you.

  If it wasn't for the difference in age and seniority between you, and Du Shuangling following you all the time, our high school friends would think that Wei Wei covets you. "

   Zhang Xuan was a little surprised: "You guys had this idea at the time? Why didn't I know?"

  Chen Risheng laughed directly: "No one is a fool, how could I tell you face to face?

   hasn't graduated yet. If you really have an affair with her, will you sue and we're finished? Who would be so stupid that they can't get along with themselves? "

   Zhang Xuan asked: "What did you say?"

  Chen Risheng rolled his eyes and whispered in his ear, "We always thought that we could put Wei Wei to sleep anytime you wanted."

   Zhang Xuan said: "It's too much. In fact, it's me who makes trouble. Many times she asks me to eat to improve my food."

   Then he said: "Actually, this matter also has something to do with your father who has eyes but doesn't know gold and jade.

  Your father didn't think highly of me at the beginning, but Wei Wei put me in the class, and I was still a good candidate. She was very face-to-face outside, so she naturally took more care of me. "

  Chen Risheng shouted: "Fuck! You still mention my dad, my dad regrets it to death now.

  Wei Wei went to Yali, and my dad was still in a middle school. He said afterwards that he missed you and missed luck.

   Then he caught me and scolded me wildly, saying that I didn't live up to my expectations, that I didn't get into a good university, even if I didn't get a daughter-in-law like Du Shuangling.

  I kissed him at the time. If you wanted me to marry a wife like Du Shuangling, you also had to give me a good look. With your dark, rough and crude appearance, you still demanded this and that! Not too shabby! "

   Bringing up the past, Chen Risheng babbled, and there were endless things to say.

   Zhang Xuanle said, "Have you been beaten again for saying this?"

  Chen Risheng said angrily, "That's for sure, but I'm used to being beaten, but I just won't change it."

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