The Greatest Genius Alchemist of All Time Want to Retire

Episode 14: Crawl over, Third Princess!

Good morning, Doctor.

"Oh, hey, Dr. El."

Good morning, Dr. Willis.

"Ugh. Ohhh."

It's been a week since I became a lecturer. Did the students get used to seeing me, too, and now they normally say hello. Some of them look at it differently, but it's generally peaceful.

And as I walk around trying to get ready for class in my lab, I get a voice from the rear.

"Se ~ sei. Good morning."

"Oh... this is Dear Alice. Good morning. Then I'll do it."

"... wait?

"Hiya, no...!

I try to escape, but I'm grabbed on the shoulder by an unusual force.

What is it? I just tried to escape with alchemy and got resisted!? Who is this guy!!?

Yes. As a matter of fact, I can speak to this third princess, Alice, almost every day. It's no longer stalking territory. They also have rumors that Alice's favorite, which seems to be the reason why not many students come by. I got it from Fee, so it's definitely information. The guy from Fi is an informant.

Nevertheless, this princess. Don't you get tired of it? It's always involved. Well, it's not like I don't like it from the bottom of my heart, but I don't want to make much contact because I'm not good at it.

"What will you do for lunch today? Doctor?"

"No, I guess I'm buying or learning to eat as usual"

"... Huh. That's right..."

Alice comes looking at Giroli with a worthy gaze.

Oh, what are you gonna do with my lunch? Are you going to force Yusu again? Really?!?

With that in mind, Alice speaks unexpectedly.

"Actually, I've been making lunch."

"What? Lunchbox?

"For the teacher, I've been making it, haven't I?

He stares at me with an upbeat, strangely colorful gaze. I did have a lot of buying or learning food these days. I want to consume vegetables and fruits every day if it's true, but it's the same as alchemy and everything is important to balance. There are three things humans need: lipids, proteins, and carbohydrates. If you're going to get that balanced, you should still rely on learning food or purchasing to eat it yourself. Of course, my original vegetables are always in there. I always have a vegetable stick today.

But I haven't eaten lunch in a long time. My mother used to make me lunches when I went to this college from my parents' house, but now that I live alone, I don't either.

Well, sometimes I wondered if I could hang out with this princess, and I accepted that suggestion.

"... ok. Let's eat on the roof."

"Oh? Isn't the rooftop off-limits?

"I have the keys."

"Oh well. What would they do on a rooftop where no one would come?

"Yes, sir. We'll just have lunch. See you later."

"Yep. So..."

And we break up, but it doesn't make sense. Because Alice's one will definitely sit in the front row attending my lecture.

Original classes I've had since this year. The name is Elemental Theory and Alchemy Reconstruction Overview. In short, it is a class that teaches how to theoretically use alchemy without the formation.

I'm used to this class, but it's full every time. For some reason, there are seat designations, and there are stand-up seats. He also comes to see not only students, but also other lecturers and other countries on purpose.

I was super nervous at first, but I got used to being out-of-the-box because it was my area of expertise.

"... Yes, that's it then. Next time, we'll talk about the relationship between elemental theory and alchemy."

That's how I finish my class. All I have planned for today is to have lunch with Alice after this and coach Rita at Semi. When I get home, I'll see how the proto goes again, put the report together and go to sleep. Perfect flow. With that in mind, Daddah and Alice come closer.

"Doctor, let's go!

"Oh... that's fast. Let's go."

Alice is closing in on me. The beginning and end of being stuck next door perfectly when walking out of the classroom. And there's some kind of a voice from the classroom.

"I knew those two were made."

"Well, but you look too good with a princess and a Bitstar Blue Stella."

"That's right ~. They both look pretty good."

Rumors spread deliberately. But I wasn't aware of it at this time. Because I was full of heads about the proto now. It is only a matter of time before my situation sucks.

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"Mmm! It's good!

"Hehe. Right?

Rooftop. It feels pretty good in sunny weather today. I always eat lunch here by myself. Because we need to put the 'walking corn' in the sunlight regularly. I haven't brought him in today though.

Actually, I've been using this place since I was a student. I promised Phee I wouldn't break out on campus, and she gave me the keys here. Now it's the best place. Nobody's coming.

And eat Alice's brought lunch, but this is delicious again. Everything seems handmade, lettuce and cabbage from egg grill to mini hamburger, rice balls and petite tomatoes. It's a stable lineup. And yet, did this guy really make it?

"Are you sure you made it?

"... well! Do you suspect it? Authentic, it's my handmade. You can cook one or two royal dishes."

"Hmm. You know what?"

I go further with the chopsticks. Delicious. Should I offer this to you too?

"Alice, I'm gonna do this."

"What is it, this?

Vegetable stick.

"Is it a vegetable stick?

"Eat this sticky vegetable with my special mayonnaise."

Remove the vegetable stick from the tupper and serve the mayonnaise in a small vessel. Commercial mayonnaise has a lot of oil, but mine only makes it a little sour with less. This also fits the vegetables.

"Now if you'll excuse me... please"

When Alice pinches the carrot, she puts it on the mayonnaise and eats it like a polypoly. Moments later, Alice's face is dyed in a stunning color.

"Oh, well! Delicious, this!

"Vegetables from my house and my special mayonnaise. There's no way."

Speaking with a fuzzy face, I start eating puffy too. Yummy! Too yummy! I still fall in love with my genius farmer sense. But the chronic mind is not good. I have a place to get there. I also want to commercialize this again, but now is the time for female slumps. Take more samples and wait for the right time.

That's how Alice abruptly changes the subject as the two of us go on to lunch.

"Speaking of which, Doctor. About the mystics, are you listening?

"Mystical? Oh... Speaking of which..."

I remember asking Phee the other day.

"Actually, the mystics are angry that we're surrounding El."

"What? What is that? Am I being raised by a nobleman?

"Hmm. I don't know, now Elle works for the academy, right? Well, we run that college, don't we? So he said he was surrounded. What a great talent to trap in a cage called the Academy! They publish documents like that. So, I was called to the Council of Lords... well, let's see how it goes. Elle told me to tell her."

"Ha... mystics are also something, hard or something. Are you free?

"... what do you think? But I'm pretty sure you pay special attention to Elle. At first they said fanatics who reveal God's work, but now the idea that you're God is more deeply rooted."

"God? Me?

"Yeah. Even the alchemy god."

"Not the crop god?

"That's... I guess not. Well, so be careful."

"Got it. Keep in mind."

I had that interaction. But is it that big of a deal that Alice says?

"To the extent I asked Phee, I don't know if I'm God or anything."

"... ch, is that woman again"

"Hey. The black princess, she's out ~?

"Oh, excuse me. Oh, ho. So, yeah. There are some shitty people whose teachers worship God. God has descended! Or, worship God! Or something."

"Uhe... I'm not a god... even if I give up a hundred steps, I'm a crop god"

"Actually, there are certain layers of mystics in the royalty as well. Like my brother..."

"Ah... a second prince, that's a famous story"

"Yep... persevere, they tell me to introduce my teacher. But you shouldn't see him for a while. When you come to us, it doesn't matter if you're married."

"Oh... right... hmm?

"Oh, man. The truth is, ho ho ho."

"On purpose."

That's what I say. I put a light chop in Alice's head.

"Ammo! Assuming what do you do to the princess!? I'll sue you!? I'll let you get engaged responsibly!?

"How are you? Easy, Alice."

"Oh no. Because I rarely get slapped... ohohohohohohohohoho"

"And you're a mystic... hopefully nothing"

Then the rooftop door opens in a gutter. I'm closing the lock from the outside just in case. But the fact that it opens means there's only one coming.

"El, I need to talk to you for a second... ah"

It was Phee who came. And I had Alice tangled up in my right arm wondering if it was even this. Behavior less than a second. Before I knew it, Alice was involved.

"Well... did I interrupt?

"Yep. Very disturbing. We're going to do more amazing things..."

"... Gokuri. Awesome, is it?

"That's right, Phee. It's amazing, isn't it?

"Ha... Elle, you've been caught by this princess again. Look, I need to talk to you about an example, so I'm gonna go to my lab."

"Oh... I get it."

I try to shake Alice's arm, but I can't shake it off.

"Hey, Alice. I'm serious. Let go of me."

"Tsum. Is that woman better than me? Are you 10 years older than the same age?

"... hehe, aren't you going to tell me? My little girl..."

Oh, this is the bad one.

I thought so and activated the metastasis alchemy. He jumped right after connecting me and Fee to the lab via the first material, PrimaMateria.