The Group Pet Villain is Three and a half Year Old
Chapter 44: forty-four children
Anyway, she lived under the same roof with Yu Lan for more than 20 years in her previous life. Gu Miaomiao's understanding of Yu Lan can be said to be very profound.
Although Yu Lan's family background was ordinary before becoming a star, she was also the apple of her family's palm. She never entered the kitchen since she was a child.
As for becoming a star at the age of 18, it was even more supportive, until she married into the Gu family, and there was no need for her to cook by herself.
So after Yu Lan got the vegetable basket given by the program team, she took it in disbelief and asked:
“…want me to cook?”
The program staff smiled:
"Yes, now dad and kids are going fishing, so moms have to prepare dinner at home, waiting for dad and kids to come home after a hard day's work."
Yu Lan mercilessly revealed the truth:
"When Gu Qizhou catches fish, I might as well expect Gu Miaomiao to come back from fishing."
The staff smiled stiffly.
Guo, it really is the legendary Yu Lan, this is too shameless...
But the funny thing is, since Yu Lan received the cooking task, and the fishing task was carried out at the same time, so when Yu Lan just finished saying this sentence, Gu Qizhou's side It's like having telepathy—
Step on a mossy stone in the creek and slip.
Yu Lan added: "Do I really have to cook?"
The staff cautiously said: "You, you first... try?"
Yu Lan walked with the basket and said, "I dare to do it, but I don't know if they dare to eat it."
This honest and straightforward style is familiar, and the audience burst into laughter:
【Hahahahahaha I laughed so hard, Sister Lan is still your Sister Lan! 】
[Sister Lan's understanding of Director Gu is too deep hahaha]
【Ah, ah, why did Sister Lan look even better after giving birth! ? ? 】
[Sure enough, she is still the domineering sister Lan. I thought that after I got married, my sister Lan would become a housewife who cooks and has children. Fortunately, there is no 1551]
Of course, Yu Lan has had a black and red physique since her debut, and there are as many black fans as there are fans.
[It’s so annoying, why does such a good variety show have to invite the mistress? Is it bad for society? 】
【Are some viewers chasing stars? Xiaosan is also a fan? 】
【Is there anyone who doesn’t know Yu Lan’s black material? What is it like now? Do you have to rely on your daughter to clean up? 】
Although Yu Lan's fans have been Buddhist for a long time, they were torn apart with Xiaohua Xiaosheng back then, and immediately counterattacked:
【Open your mouth and shut your mouth is Xiaosan. Is this the ancestral career of the Ning family? Can you identify the mistress through the network cable? 】
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[Our sister Lan just recorded a parent-child variety show and hasn't come back yet. Some Xiaohua's sense of crisis is too strong, right? Our sister Lan has been out of film for three years, is Ning still so afraid? 】
When the pink and the black were arguing with each other, the kitchen killer Yu Lan had already strode into the kitchen carrying the dishes.
Isn’t it just cooking?
She hasn't fired and she hasn't seen it.
The green peppers, tomatoes, and meat in the basket are all washed and cut, the eggs are broken and stirred, and then put into the pot to fry—
How bad can it be?
Yu Lan quickly rolled up her sleeves and started work.
The fishing team far away from the creek also started the official fishing competition in full swing.
“…each of our five families forms a team to fish in this creek. The team that catches the most fish will be able to win the first prize…”
A short distance away, the little pelican that ate children was hiding in the grass beside the creek to observe.
The little girl next to…
It seems to be brother Yongze, right?
Woohoo.
Brother Yongze played with her as a big lion!
He doesn't have this kind of treatment!
Thinking of the bite that Yong Ze had bitten before, although nothing happened, but the monster's animal instinct is very strong, being threatened by such a big monster at the top of the food chain is frightening. tremble.
Even if the human cub is really cute, he can't treat him like this!
The little pelican bit the tree trunk pitifully.
Yoyo didn't know that there were monsters secretly jealous of her, she held her sister's hand and tentatively put her feet into the water, and said a little novelly:
"It's so cold!"
Gu Miaomiao carefully supported her and instructed: "The water is very slippery, be careful, don't fall like your father."
Yo Yo nodded seriously: "I won't be ashamed!"
Gu Qizhou, who just lost his life:…
Gu Miaomiao has seen through what gift the program team prepared, it is just because the mothers are here today and want to make the whole scene warm and let the children work hard to win a wreath... Oh no, win A garland for my mother to put on.
If this was just a gift, Gu Miaomiao would not bother to fight, but…
Thinking of the gossip on the Internet, Gu Miaomiao's mind moved slightly and she had some plans.
"Yoyo!"
Gu Qizhou didn't pay attention, and with a squeak, he followed Gu Qizhou's footsteps and fell into the stream.
I thumped hard in the water, feeling like I was going to drown in the next second.
"Sister save me! Sister save me!"
Gu Miaomiao was a little stunned.
Both Gu Qizhou and Ding Yao were very close to her, but her first reaction was her sister.
"...Be careful, does it hurt?"
Gu Miaomiao asked softly as she looked at Yoyo who was being held by Yong Ze who was pretending to be a monster.
Yoyo in Yong Ze’s arms pouted her mouth so high:
"It hurts! My **** hurts! It's better if my sister kisses Yoyo's face!"
The surroundings all laughed.
Gu Miaomiao blushed for her.
"No kiss." Mr. Miaomiao coldly refused.
Yoyo began to act like a spoiled brat again:
"Sister, you don't love me anymore, I'm not your favorite sister..."
Gu Miaomiao is really puzzled, why is she so bold to say such... shy words.
What she likes and what she doesn't like is something she is ashamed to say.
Even if she saw a toy she liked very much on the roadside when she was a child, she would not say it bluntly.
I will never say what I like directly and frankly like Yoyo.
…Why, can she say it so easily?
Director Zhou, who was looking at her secretly, also noticed Gu Miaomiao's attitude.
After dawdling over the creek for a long time, the game is finally about to start.
Gu Miaomiao put aside those useless thoughts, rolled up her sleeves, and had the attitude of having a big fight.
After all, Gu Qizhou and Gu Youyou are two idiots who can’t be counted on, this family still needs someone to push them behind their backs!
Anyway—
First place must be hers!
The little lock next to her caught a glimpse of the firm light in her eyes, and whispered a little cowardly and not too convinced:
“…I…I will do my best this time too! I want a prize too!”
Gu Miaomiao glanced at him:
"Why tell me, I won't let you."
Xiao Suo didn't intend to wait for her to let him, but Gu Miaomiao's words were so powerful that he was stunned at once, feeling as if he was really lost. Aggrieved, he turned his head to his father and said:
"What should I do if I can't get Miaomiao, Dad..."
Daddy Xiaosuo can't help laughing and crying.
"Everyone is in their place-"
"Prepare—Go!"
With the command of Director Zhou, all the fathers and children in the water, as well as the monsters they found, all began to help fish together.
"Caught caught... oops! Run away again!"
"I have one here!"
"It ran away again! It's too hard to catch!"
Because of the natural beauty of the subject of this show, it is of course impossible to give them something like a harpoon to kill.
So everyone is fishing with bare hands, and they can get materials around themselves, but fishing nets and pockets will not be given to them.
Even a veteran like Gu Miaomiao who fishes from a small river is a bit difficult, not to mention someone who has never climbed a tree.
The useless little girl squatted in the water, and seemed to have found the pleasure of taking a bath in the continuous splash of water, and the exposed half of her head was spitting out bubbles.
Yong Ze, who is also not good at fishing, squatted and watched her blow bubbles.
The little pelican was jealous again.
It took advantage of everyone's attention on the fishermen, and quietly slipped behind Yongze, thinking of a direction he couldn't see unexpectedly, and took another bite Little friend, try to see what kind of human cub she is.
As soon as it came close—
“…Brother Lion, what are you doing?”
Yoyo, who was blowing bubbles, put his head out of the water a little, and looked curiously at Yong Ze who was pinching the long mouth of the little pelican.
Yongze, who was wearing a lion's skin, was very calm, but he didn't allow the little pelican to resist and close the mouth it was about to open, for fear of hearing his voice, he didn't speak.
The little pelican flapped its wings in anger and screamed in his mind:
—Brother Yongze doesn’t like him!
—He's not brother Yongze's favorite little pelican either! !
It was probably because the flapping of the wings was too loud, Gu Miaomiao looked back at the little pelican, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
The camera also captured Gu Miaomiao's subtle expression at this time:
【Miao Zong iswatchingyou】
【Little pelican, run for your life, you have been targeted by the dark forces! 】
【Hahahaha I seem to be able to see the future fate of the little pelican! 】
"Goose!"
Yoyo didn't know what to think, but also brightened.
She stood up from the water, hurried over to hug the long neck of the little pelican, and asked innocently:
"Are you good at catching fish!? Can you help us catch fish??"
The little girl has a faint milky fragrance, and there is a little familiar smell that belongs to the same kind.
…But!
Because this little girl stole brother Yongze, he doesn't want to help her for the time being!
The little pelican whose mouth was released by Yongze spread its wings and leaped into the air. Under everyone's envious and surprised gaze, it followed the stream all the way down, and quickly picked up three or four from the water A big fish, pocketed into his lower beak.
Then swoosh back.
“…Can you still ask for foreign aid?”
Dads who have been sweating profusely but have not caught a single sigh of envy.
Yo Yo, seeing the little pelicans come back victorious, they all stepped arrogantly, and clapped and applauded with the venue:
"You are amazing! You are amazing!"
The little pelican is very proud, thinking that it is one of the few pelicans left, of course it is amazing!
…but even if she blows rainbow farts! He was only going to give her a look! Just take a look!
All the cameras are on this wonderful little pelican, ready to see the strange scene of the little pelican delivering fish to the human cub.
However, just as he slowly opened his mouth to show off the fatty fish he hid in his lower beak, and wanted to close his mouth after showing off—
"Yoyo!"
Gu Miaomiao, who supported the little pelican's upper beak and lower beak with both hands, said firmly.
Yoyo only stayed for a while, without thinking why, her body automatically followed Gu Miaomiao's order and reached out to fish.
The fleshy little hand grabbed the fish tail violently, using both hands, grabbed the fish tail and threw the fish in the mouth of the little pelican into Gu Miaomiao's back basket.
The little pelican with its mouth opened: ...?
The rest: ? ? ?
It's okay? ? ? ?
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