The Group Pet Villain is Three and a half Year Old

    Yo Yo, who is holding an inspirational weight loss script, changed her clothes early in the morning.

    The costumes sponsored by the program team are similar to ballet training suits, pink suits, pure white ballet socks, Gu Miaomiao also twisted Yoyo's hair into a round ball head by the way, Zhang's pink and white face was exposed.

    Shen Jingchuan, who was originally studying in the study, Gu Miaomiao, who practiced the piano in the yard, and Yoyo, who was exercising and losing weight by the floor-to-ceiling glass window, should be a very harmonious and beautiful picture.

    Director Zhou also looked at the handsome family in front of the camera with great satisfaction, thinking that the script must be stable this time.

    However—

    The little girl who changed her clothes just walked into the living room and was targeted by many cameras.

    “Whew…”

    The child took a deep breath subconsciously, and then held his breath suddenly! Squeeze your belly! Cover your belly!

    Cameragraphers: ? ? ?

    Yoyo, except for the first time I was on camera, before I was so embarrassed, the cameramen were a little confused, watching the little girl with her back to the camera, rubbing against the foot of the wall and moving to the yoga mat .

    "...Uncle, don't shoot me all the time, go and shoot my sister, okay? It's good for my sister to practice the piano..."

    Until she couldn't move, Yo Yo ran fast again, as if the camera was a monster eating children.

    The cameraman asked suspiciously: "Yo, what's wrong today? Are you uncomfortable? What are you doing with your stomach all the time?"

    The group of straight men in front of them don't understand the troubles of the little girl at all, but the audience has roughly understood what Yoyo is shy about.

    Sure enough, Gu Qizhou, who came back from the morning run, brought a bottle of strawberry milk from the kitchen to Yoyo. When the overjoyed child let go, everyone saw Yoyo's belly .

    …really round.

    The ruthless haha ​​machines:

    【Hahahahaha why is my mom's belly so round and cute! 】

    【I can't do it, hahaha, I can't see it when I wear a small skirt. Why is this belly the same as the one drawn by the compass? ? 】

    [Finally got one with the same style hahaha! 】

    After drinking a can of strawberry milk, Yoyo didn't remember what happened to her stomach.

    The little girl holding the milk bottle with milk froth on her lips stayed for a few seconds, looked around at the cameramen who were holding back their laughter, and hurriedly went over to cover their mouths.

    "Don't laugh! This is not funny! Don't laugh so much!"

    The little girl couldn't reach the cameraman with her feet on her feet, so the cameraman had to squat down and let her cover her, and promised not to laugh.

    The result of relief is that her round belly is so round again.

    Cameraman: "Pfft."

    Yoyo: "Liar! Uncle, you're not funny!"

    They are really professionally trained videographers who don't laugh no matter how funny they are.

    …unless you can’t help it.

    I tried my best to purse my lips, but the corners of the mouth couldn't help but turn up in anger, the photographer turned around like a puffer fish, and opened the iPad in front of me. beautiful ballet.

    Isn’t it all about losing weight!

    Sister said that she will become beautiful in the future!

    She can!

    The video started slowly, and what appeared on the screen was a beautiful woman wearing a white exercise suit, with slender limbs and long hair.

    The woman with an elegant smile introduced herself in English:

    "I'm Mary Helen."

    Yoyo whispered.

    She looks like a swan.

    "I follow her to exercise, can I do the same as her?"

    The big men of the film crew all nodded.

    They don't know what this thing is, but it was chosen by Director Zhou anyway, nod and it's over.

    But audiences reacted differently:

    【Ah, ah, ah, what kind of devil is Director Zhou! 】

    【To make our five-year-old Yoyo suffer like this! Director Zhou, you have no heart! 】

    【Yoyo baby don’t listen to them! This woman is AI! Humans can't do it! 】

    The audience screamed and howled in the live broadcast room, complaining about the terrible experience of being tortured by this fitness video, and ignorant Yoyo stood on the yoga mat and started the first swan arm exercise.

    The relaxed woman said softly:

    “one, two, three, four, five, six…”

    Yoyo while she was doing it and reading along with her, looking at the relaxed face of the woman in the video, I thought this might not be difficult...

    Two minutes passed—

    Yoyo: ...Okay, it seems that my hand is a little sore!

    Three minutes passed—

    Yoyo: ...hand! Can't move your hand!

    Ten minutes passed—

    Yoyo: She may be a waste goose who can't stand up.

    Yoyo, who only survived ten minutes, collapsed on the yoga mat.

    The eyes are full of doubts.

     Viewers:

    [This is too real hhh]

    [This senior fitness retreat player said that ten minutes is not easy, I gave up after five minutes]

    【Beautiful Ballet: From Beginning to Giving Up】

    I didn't give up and tried a few videos of slimming thighs and belly, but without exception, they all looked elegant and beautiful, but they actually killed people.

    There are only a few sets that are similar to real ballet moves, but Yoyo learns it very quickly and dances very standardly. The rest she only followed for a few minutes before she was too tired to lie on the yoga mat Panting like a puppy.

    It's easy, simple, beautiful and elegant! !

    Liar! !

    After practicing the piano, Gu Miaomiao came in from the yard and looked so tired, she couldn't help coming over to see what she was practicing.

    Yoyo who is lying on her stomach is aggrieved and crying:

    "This sister is too scary, won't she be tired? This ballet is not beautiful at all, it just wants me to die!"

    Gu Miaomiao caught a glimpse of what video she was following and said very understandingly:

    "Leave her alone, that sister may be a robot."

    As a former beautiful ballet victim, Gu Miaomiao participated in the international violin competition and overeating for a while because of the pressure. Later, she wanted to lose weight.

    —and in her dreams, which lingered, the woman smiled and said "again".

    Too scary.

    “…I need to take a break.”

    Yoyo went to the kitchen and found the braised chicken feet that Aunt Zhang made by herself yesterday, while nibbling and thinking:

    So this is ballet?

    Is ballet such a terrible thing? ?

    No one thought that a simple fitness video would cast a deep shadow and wrong perception on Yoyo's young mind.

    If ballet is such a difficult thing, she must not learn it!

    The lingering fear of Yoyo was thinking about eating, but one didn't pay attention, and she ate up a box of chicken feet.

    When she reacts, Yo Yo is obviously a little guilty. After all, her task today is to lose weight.

    …But, she has been exercising for so long! So much stamina was consumed! It's not too much to eat a little chicken feet, right?

     Viewers:

    [This may be a minute of exercise and an hour of rest. 】

    [No, it's a minute of exercise and a bucket of snacks]

      ? ? 】

    When Yoyo turned away her ears and stole the bell and had a good time, Gu's doorbell rang.

    "Good morning yo."

    The guest who came to the door today is Ding Yao.

    As a popular idol, as soon as Ding Yao popped out the entire barrage hula hula flying over his name, the screen was completely blocked.

    However, the fans are also very disciplined. After brushing for only five seconds, they immediately control the field and close the sound. It can be said that they are well-trained.

    "Xiaoyao is here." Gu Qizhou came downstairs and said kindly, "It's very early, have you brought your books?"

    Yoyo stretched her head out and saw that Ding Yao was carrying a schoolbag.

    "Brother Ding Yao, are you coming to my house to study?" Youyou scratched her head, "Although my brother is very smart, you are sixteen years old, brother Ding Yao, and you are a mature high school student. Let the elementary school students give you make-up lessons?"

    Ding Yao was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing:

    "I didn't ask your brother Jichuan to teach me, I came to ask Uncle Gu for advice."

    This is too strange for Yoyo, because for a long time, although no one has talked about it, she also knows what status Gu Qizhou's IQ is at home.

    The highest IQ in the family is her brother, the lowest...the lowest is her father!

    Yoyo shamelessly moved her position up, not admitting that she was the low IQ.

    So Yoyo said to Ding Yao in a low voice worriedly:

     "Brother Ding Yao, don't look at my dad making a lot of money, think he's very smart, he's stupid, he's not as smart as Mianmian!"

    Gu Qizhou: …You are too loud.

    Yoyou continued to say in a low voice:

    "If you want to ask questions, it's better to ask my brother. I think with my brother's intelligence, although the questions in high school are a little more difficult, maybe he can do it. He really knows everything!"

    The eyes of the child are full of blind trust in his brother and extreme distrust in his father.

    Gu Qizhou couldn't help pinching her fleshy little face:

    "I'm sorry, your brother Ding Yao wants to ask me a question. No matter how smart your brother Jichuan is, he may not be able to."

    Yoyo, whose face was pinched, also danced and protested.

    "No! Brother can do everything! Brother is omnipotent! Brother is a super genius!"

    Gu Qizhou: ...it's time for her to see her true strength!

    Gu Qizhou, who didn't plan to let Yoyo listen in, picked up Yoyo by the waist in a rage and put it on the small chair in the study.

    Gu Qizhou took a seat in front of the desk, very confidently let Ding Yao sit down opposite, let him no matter what questions, just ask, he must know everything!

    Yo Yo, who is a fan of Shen Jingchuan's brain, sat beside her unconvinced, waiting to confirm her point of view that "brother is the most powerful".

    “…actually…”

    Ding Yao took out the lecture notes from his schoolbag, turned to a certain page and showed it to the father and daughter of the Gu family, and said to Yoyo a little embarrassedly:

    "Maybe, only your dad knows the correct answer."

    Ding Yao's handout is a book of real art exam questions over the years, and the last question is written with Gu Qizhou's name impressively.

    [On the lens language and aesthetic characteristics in Gu Qizhou's work "A Nameless Life"]