The Hero Academy in My Mind

"That's why I said this guy Kashiba is the most annoying." Izuku looked at the dimmed phone screen, with his hands on his hips and a look of helplessness. Suddenly, a wet towel was thrown on his head.

"Go take a shower as soon as you have calmed down! You're not afraid of catching a cold." Bakugou stood in the dormitory building with a towel hanging on his head.

"Okay!" Izuku put away his phone and ran into the dormitory.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Izuku and Bakugou walked into the classroom together with their schoolbags on their backs. Shota Aizawa also happened to come in. Bakugou bumped Izuku's shoulder, and the two sat on the chairs, sitting behind Izuku. Mineta poked Izuku's back with his pen and asked softly.

"Hey, Midoriya, don't you usually arrive early? Why are you so late today?"

"Huh? Oh, I went to take a shower with Xiao Sheng after my morning exercise. It took some time, so I was late."

"Okay! Class!"

"stand up!!"

"Hello, teacher~"

Shota Aizawa waved his hand and put his hands on the desk.

"I know that everyone is doubtful about the sudden suspension of yesterday's publicity meeting. I can only tell you now that there was a problem with yesterday's publicity meeting. The school will make unified arrangements for everyone's publicity in the future. OK, that's it. Everyone now Take out the textbook, your English teacher Spider-Man is on a mission, so I will teach this morning's class. Where did Spider-Man talk about last time?"

"Page 58, Unit 3, Teacher." Iida Tenya said, raising his hand.

"Ah...page 58, right..." Shota Aizawa turned the pages of the book and pondered for two seconds.

"Okay, um... the content of this page is very simple, you can study by yourself." The whole paragraph collapsed! Mr. Aizawa! ! !

"Hey, is it possible that the teacher doesn't know English?"

"How is it possible? Mr. Aizawa also graduated from Yuei School. How could he not? At most, he has forgotten it, and looking at Mr. Aizawa like this... he is probably too lazy to talk about it."

"Study by yourself, just study by yourself! Don't talk!" Shota Aizawa took out the yellow sleeping bag from nowhere and shrunk himself into a caterpillar with extremely skillful speed.

"Ha, Aizawa-sensei like this is super intimidating."

"It's better to study obediently."

At the same time, two figures were moving rapidly on the tall buildings in the city.

"Hey, little Spider-Man, do you want to put me in jail? Why did you agree to that mission?" Deadpool was flying beside Spider-Man. On the road, a car carrying a sentenced prisoner was speeding. Now, the target of this car is the prison, and Spider-Man and Deadpool's mission is to deliver the car safely.

"Deadpool, your current identity is a Vigilante (vigilante) recognized by society. I will not send you to prison. Of course, unless you commit suicide, it is not impossible to go to prison.

"Hey, little Spider-Man, you have changed. You would never say that to me before~ Come on, come on~ Mua~" Carrying a jetpack, Deadpool clung to Spider-Man without being forced.

"Get out of here!!" Spider-Man kicked him forward, making a hole in Deadpool's face.

"Hmm!" Deadpool fell to the ground. Spider-Man ignored him. Anyway, Deadpool wouldn't die even if he fell from a tall building and was run over twice by a heavy truck.

"Bang!!" Deadpool knocked over a street light and a car parked on the side of the road.

"Ah ah ah, the little spider's legs are still so strong. Although it hurts a lot, I like it so much~ Ah, nosebleed. Nosebleed." Use two wads of paper towels to block the nose from outside the mask.

"Whoosh!" A blue lightning flashed across the lamppost on the roadside, heading towards the moving prison van.

"Oh, this is true to the old saying, the more you don't want something to come, the more it will appear." Deadpool put on the communicator and contacted Spider-Man who was still flying in the sky.

"Little Spider~ We have a 'guest' coming to our door. It seems to be an electric [personality], and the target is the prison car."

"Understood." Spider-Man used spider silk to throw himself onto the prison car, adjusted the properties of the spider web launcher, and spider webs made of insulators were sprayed on the car.

"Hahaha~hic~ Do you think you can tie me up with such a simple thing? I like your innocence!!" A strange electromagnetic sound came from the blue lightning, and a car followed the prison car. Suddenly he changed speed and approached the prison car directly.

"Hahaha!! Oh! Foreign hero! Spider-Man! I wonder if you have seen criminals like me on your territory? I really want someone to chat with me~" The one who approached the prison car Several blue lightning bolts on the car converged into a silhouette.

"There is one, but I sent him to prison. You can be a companion with him." Spider-Man said as he continued to fire insulating spider silk from the web launcher in his hand.

"It seems that my companion is not very strong. He is a weakling and has no chance to play with me~" Blue lightning kept moving on the roof of the car, dodging the spider webs flying towards him, a small blue arc. Sliding off the figure and slipping into the prison car, the arc of electricity carefully opened the handcuffs on a prisoner's hand.

"Ah↑ah↓ah↑~, it is an immoral act to secretly open the lock during a fight! Bang!!" He smashed the rear window of the prison car with a pistol, and Deadpool was about to break free of the handcuffs and tried to get up. The escaping prisoner was kicked down and cut away the blue lightning with a flying knife.

"What!"

"Hey hey hey~ Why can it be cut off? I'm using a paper knife, little idiot~ Come and get a rubber glove punch!" Deadpool grabbed the blue lightning with one hand, and continued to hammering the lightning.

"Oh, hammering a lightning bolt is much more tiring than I thought." After hammering, Deadpool wiped his sweat-free hood and broke the leg of the prisoner who was about to jump out of the window with a backhand shot.

"Hey hey hey, who do you think the bodyguard in your car is? It's me, Deadpool! Hey hey hey, Deadpool who can't die, oh⊙⊙! It seems like I'm talking too much, but I like it!" Deadpool said directly A foot was stepped on the prisoner's head, and a pistol was pressed against the disobedient guy's head.

"Hey, sir, if you still want to escape, I'll treat you to a gun~the kind with plasma."

"Let go of our boss!!!" Several enemies in fancy clothes suddenly appeared on several cars in the distance. It seemed that their goal was to rescue this guy who was stepped on by Deadpool.

"I said, can't you get something else interesting? But this way, I'm super cool too. Just stand there and don't move." Deadpool took out an M24 from his crotch out of nowhere. He took out the sniper scope, installed the magazine, pulled the bolt, and held his breath... What a ghost! Just fire and that's it!

"Bang! Bang! Bang!" Three bullets floated through the air, hitting only one enemy.

"Ahhhh!!" The enemy fell off the car and was crushed to pieces in the traffic.

"Oh ho ho!! It feels so good! Hehe~ don't move, don't move."

"You devil!!" The enemy boss who was stepped on shouted loudly.

"Oh~ I heard a familiar nickname again, it really makes my ears feel good~ Who is the next target?"

"Aren't you a hero? Are such unscrupulous killings really the work of a hero?"

"Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect him to be a little piggy with some knowledge." Deadpool put the M24 on the enemy's head. Shrinking the eyes on the mask.

"OK, let me answer your question. After all, I, a lunatic, can be merciful sometimes, especially when the little spider is around~ Haha, in fact, I have long been unhappy with you 'enemies'. What, obviously I have done so many bad things (more bad things than you have done?) but there is no punishment at all. , how is it like me, every time I do bad things, I have wounds and scars on my body. If you ask me, you garbage 'enemies' don't even want to be tried after being arrested, just collective humane destruction, and the ashes after burning If the ashes are scattered directly into the sea, it will not pollute the environment. Why am I so smart?"

"Bang." The M24 was suddenly swung up, and another shot was fired. This time, the guy who was hit learned the lesson and used his [personality] to stay away from the ground the moment he was hit.

"Tsk, come down here if you have the ability! You can fly really well!" The last enemy looked deeply at Deadpool and used his own [personality] to escape. We can rescue the boss by escaping from prison, but he only has one life. , I had no choice but to feel wronged to the boss.

"Hey, a bunch of stinky fish and rotten shrimps can't bear to be beaten." Deadpool said, kicking the enemy boss who broke free from the lock back to the carriage, and locked the prisoner with the lock again, even the injuries on his legs. Don't bandage him.

"Look at it, when you get to prison, there will naturally be doctors to help you treat it, little spider~ How are you doing there?"

"Bang!" A car window was shattered, and a guy covered in spider silk was thrown into the car. Spider-Man, whose face and waist costume was slightly damaged, jumped in through the window.

"Yeah~ Little Spider, you look so beautiful~ Hmm~ I can't help it anymore~"

"Get out of here, if you keep covering that place, call me back to Xiongying and wait!"

"Hi hi~"

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