The Hero Banished Me Saying, “I Don’t Want Incompetents,” but All My Other Friends Followed Me.

Kagura and lovey-dovey first night of courtship

Translated by NotBlueYet
Edited by Kingavent

That time when my father forced me to go on a mission as a Maishin and lied to me about going on a honeymoon, there was a letter left behind with this sentence attached to it.

If your wife dances the “Kagura of Courtship”, the gods will bring you together with the best girl, and that’s how I got married to Sachi, too.

And

The kagura of courtship – although my father taught me once that originally the divine child of the dancing gods would ask the gods to guide him to his destined partner by dancing this.

In my case, before I danced this, Seraphy and the others came barging in as a matter of course, so I didn’t have time to dance and look for a wife.

But I think it’s okay to dance now.

As I proposed, I let go of Seraphy, Lelia, Teal, and Finnell, who were all crying and hugging me, and pulled out my practice sword.

Blessing Kagura “Courtship Dance”.

They danced lightly, harmoniously, and cheerfully, as if giving thanks and praying to the gods.

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Kagura has proposed to me.

Seraphy, Lelia, Teal, and Finnell were hugging each other in the happiness that filled their hearts.

Letting go of it, Kagura suddenly began to dance.

The graceful, mesmerizing steps gradually turned into something intense, light, and yet joyful.

The four of us were transfixed by the beauty of his gestures, which were as beautiful as ever.

It was such a fold.

From the tip of Kagura’s dancing sword, four wavering red threads begin to dance like a dragonfly.

The thread had a hint of God in it, it was full of mana.

As it dances, it wraps around Kagura and each of the four ring fingers to connect them.

The red thread of Kagura’s fate led to Seraphy, Lelia, Teal, and Finnell, leaving the residue of an invisibly thin thread wrapped around the ring fingers of all five of their left hands.

“Well.”

“Oh.”

“Owww.”

“Wow.

“Well, it seemed like everyone was fated, not to mention looking for a wife. …… Will you accept the engagement ring of the Maijin style?”

“Yes, of course.

“Yeah, I’m so happy.

“Yes, yes, yes!”

“I’m really, really happy.

You can find a lot of people who are looking for the best way to get the most out of their life.

A testimony of marriage, God’s blessing.

However, let’s not forget that the red thread is not a kagura to find the man of your dreams, but a kagura to tie on the ring finger of the dancer’s love – a stylish confession.

In honor of Kagura, who wanted to look cool, even after a slightly uncool proposal.

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After giving the engagement ring in the courting kagura, we danced the transition kagura and returned to Maisha as fast as we could.

I don’t have to tell you why.

“Kagura-sama, …… are you sure you want to do this now?”

“Kagura-kun, I can finally hold you, can’t I?”

“Kagura-san, you don’t have to hold back anymore, do you?”

“Kagura-sama, I, too, may I?”

…… Completely, because the mood had been set.

I’ve spent my days being approached by Seraphy, Lelia, Teal, and Finnell, day in and day out.

Light body touches and goofy cosplay are commonplace.

Depending on the day, I’ve had people break into my bathroom and say or do things that make me very nervous.

I may be a priest, but I’m a man.

Besides, Seraphy, Lelia, Teal, and Finnell are all incredibly attractive, and their approach is often sexy.

But I still managed to hold back and shake it off, showing my pride in being a clergyman and saying, “Wait until I get married.”

But ……

I’m sure you’ll be able to understand that I’m not the only one who has a problem with this.

It’s soft, slender, and smells good.

All the time, all the time, I’ve been holding back – no, persevering – with a will of steel in front of these cute girls.

But we got married, we pledged our love, we made a vow to spend the rest of our lives together.

There’s no reason to refuse.

My heart is pounding, pounding, pounding. My heart is so loud.

I’m so close to you, I can feel my face on fire.

But I can’t figure out whose heart is beating loudly, whose body is on fire, whose face is on fire.

I’m hot, and I’m pounding too, but the faces of everyone looming are flushed too, and I can feel their pounding just by being so close.

It’s my first time, too.

And maybe everyone else.

I don’t have to tell you that Seraphy and Finnell are clergymen.

Both Teal and Lelia are first and foremost new to me, considering their origins.

I let my lips fall, the thoughts I’ve had, the love I’ll have.

Thinking of a future where I would be making out with these overly attractive wives to the fullest, I welcomed my first night.

It doesn’t matter who I held first.

Because I love you four.

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“I overslept!”

Seraphy’s voice woke up Lelia, Teal and Finnell just as they were about to start their snack time.

The first night with Kagura was a happy one, but there were four of us, and Kagura was more ferocious than I had imagined, so we made love until dawn.

–The physical strength of the Divine Child of the Dancing God is limitless.

…… Infinity was flourishing, but it was a year when I was at the brave party. No, it’s been about 3 years since the paladin business became busy? During that time, I have enough physical strength to “lack sleep” even if I sleep for several hours a week.

Now, it’s more than that time, inheriting Miko.

Kagura with such infinite physical strength is the first pleasure of sexual activity. To the joy of seeing the four people different from usual. To the feeling that you are deepening your love. To the joy of asking for it.

I got carried away and overdid it.

Moreover, our kagura is no longer in the bedroom.

I don’t know if he went to the mountains to run, or if he went on a mission, or if he’s still in the house, but his stamina is tremendous for four people.

Seraphy, Lelia, Teal, and Finnell had all wanted me to love only them, but now I was honestly thinking, “I’m glad it’s the four of us!

I wonder what would have happened if I had been alone …….

It’s a good thing that the four of us were able to see a future in which Kagura would be able to see our exhaustion and put up with it.

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I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and went for a light run up the mountain.

There was nothing in particular to do, and I thought I would take a nap until Seraphy and the others woke up, but Seraphy and the others were in the bedroom, all four of them without clothes, facing each other.

I thought about it when I woke up, but after all, welcoming the morning with no clothes on gives me a sense of “after the fact” and makes me realize with a sense of reality that we have become a couple.

That’s why I’m gonna take care of the four of them.

Although, like this, I just woke up and I’m probably going to change my clothes.

There is no reason not to think of anything when I see the four of them naked.

“Do you want to pick up where we …… left off last night?”

“Yes!”

“Of course!

“I’m ready!

“Yes!

I pushed my four wives down again.