The Hero Who Troubles the Heroes

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"Injuring" means causing damage to bodily tissue or thoughts, feelings, etc.

Charles can be sure that he can't hurt the opponent, even if he stands there and lets himself bombard with the electromagnetic cannon, it is useless, and it will not break the defense at all.

If you want to ask someone why he knows, it is because he has seen a certain sister of the evil goddess put her sister on a wooden stake to test the performance of the naval weapons, and then he handed over the electromagnetic gun.

After the test, let alone the stakes, the craters became small ponds, and when the target came out by itself, nothing happened, and he could tell how he felt when he was bombarded, and make an assessment of the power of the test weapon, and It is recommended that the last weapon that shoots high-speed projectiles can be equipped.

Since the hard ones are doomed to fail, then try the soft ones.

So Charles asked the **** of war: "Can you reverse pi?"

God of War made a pitiful look, and said to him resentfully: "Do you really want to do this? I thought you wanted me to reduce the expansion rate of the universe by one millionth, or let the men's football win The World Cup."

Charles frowned and asked, "Can you do the last one?"

"Okay." The God of War said naturally, "As long as the current college entrance examination system is abolished and the university resumes admissions by virtue of filial piety, it will be fine. If you can go to university, you will know when you are born, and then set up a few for those **** to kick and kick. An example of how you can make a lot of money with a racket and a ball, so with the player base, the World Cup is not far away."

Charles listened to a black line. Although this method is theoretically feasible, there are many ready-made examples, but the cost is very high, just like a person whose head was kicked by a donkey asked what would happen if the college entrance examination was replaced by e-sports. I didn't realize that the result of doing this was that the entire nation would miss the development of science and technology from now on, and then return to the road of the late Qing Dynasty.

Charles sat back on the beach, picked up the rebar fishing rod, and said, "Let's talk about the expansion of the universe."

The God of War shrugged, and he said, "In your words, to change the rules of the world's operation requires the unanimous approval of the divine committee."

Charles twitched the corners of his mouth for about a minute, then found himself being led astray.

"Since that's the case, let's go back to the pi thing." He said, "Can you do it?"

God of War made another look of embarrassment, pouted and said, "You really don't plan to change one? It's better to beat me or take advantage of me than this."

Charles suddenly became wary.

Beating him by himself will definitely not be effective. It looks beautiful if you take advantage, but in the end, you don't know who is taking advantage of whom.

These two options seem tempting. The former is a rare experience to fight God, and the latter’s current appearance of God of War can really arouse people’s desire. .

According to habitual thinking, the God of War hopes that he will choose these two options that will not have any effect on him.

It just looks like the option the opponent wants him to choose is really what he actually wants him to choose?

If the other party is not a **** but an ordinary person, Charles will think that the other party is throwing a bait to make him give up the option of backing pi.

But the other party is a god, and he may think that he has already thought of this layer, so he induces himself to insist that he recite pi.

Now, whether he can back pi is not the key to the problem, but whether he will use this layer upon layer to trap himself.

So Charles gave up the repeated thinking, he took out an ordinary dice, and said to the **** of war: "Well, you don't do anything with the dice, one or two o'clock you recite the pi, three I'll beat you at four o'clock, and I'll take advantage of you at five or six o'clock, how?"

The God of War nodded with interest.

In the eyes of a certain person, he regarded this as an interesting little game, and he could tell from his happy expression, which was also the case when he used to play pets.

The dice were thrown high, and then landed on the beach between one person and one god, and appeared in the moonlight.

The God of War plucked his long hair like a waterfall, leaned back, propped his body back with his hands, stretched out his slender and straight legs, and showed the front armor like Mount Elysium in the moonlight.

"Come on." He said to Charles with a smile, "You can do whatever you want, you don't have to pity me because I'm a delicate flower."

Charles moved a little closer and asked, "So shall I do it?"

"Come on!" the **** of war answered him decisively.

So Charles reached out and scratched the back of his hand twice, and then stopped.

The God of War looked at him depressedly and asked, "Are you a child, just touch your hands and it's over?"

"Enough is enough, there's no time left, a fish has taken the bait!" Charles felt the huge force from the fishing line, and it felt like a big fish.

After more than half an hour of wits and courage, Charles finally caught a coconut tree sinking more than two meters long from the sea.

This piece of wood is also covered with things like rattan, which makes people feel hairy.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

The God of War hugged his stomach and laughed until tears came out, and then Charles was pulled over by a huge force and hugged him in his arms.

"Well...it's a familiar feeling." The God of War rubbed his face against the Tianling cover, "It's just that the body is not so soft, the hands are a little slack, and there are more parts."

Charles stretched out his hand to remove the left hand that he was stroking on his body, and said angrily, "It turns out that you want to take advantage of me."

The captured Yi struggled a few times, but finally gave up.

The God of War took him in his arms, pressed his chin on his Tianling cover, and said faintly, "You still have the memory of your other half. I used to hold him like this to play around."

Charles said without emotion: "Only the memory of fighting the enemy alone at sea."

The God of War held his hand tightly, and then said: "You are the youngest among them. You are very fond of us, and you often run around and play with everyone."

"At that time, we planned to send him to other planets, but he blew himself up later."

"If it were me, I'd blow myself up too," Charles said.

The God of War squeezed the half of his face that was exposed outside Mount Elysium, and said with a smile: "You two actually have a lot in common, such as catching a piece of wood while fishing, hahahaha..."

Charles didn't laugh, but asked him: "So what are your plans now, cutting the grass and rooting it?"

"Haha..." The God of War sneered, "You are not even a grass, you are just a blue-green algae. Not just you, they are the same."

"But I'm curious, why didn't you stab me with that slime sword?"

"You know, that sword can still hurt me a little bit."

"If you ignite the fire, maybe you can use it to kill me."

Charles also sneered twice and said, "If I ignite the fire, you will kill me the next moment."

"Speaking of which, what should I do with Shenhuo?"

The God of War searched his face again, and replied with a smile: "The so-called **** fire is just a metaphor, you really thought it was burned with a slap of a lighter."

"As for the method...hehehehe...I won't tell you."

"But don't worry, even if you take that step, we can't do anything about you, because the Lord clearly ordered us not to do anything to the transmigrator. And your other half has a good relationship with us, and we won't hurt you when you come back. yours."

Charles said dejectedly: "Isn't the fight back then because of disagreements over whether intelligent life in the mortal world can ignite the divine fire? I don't believe that you still leave room for me to take that step."

"Besides, you can always do it indirectly. For example, you can suffocate me on your chest now. When the Lord returns, you can throw the pot on my head and say that I molested you and suffocated yourself when you buried your chest. died."

"Otherwise you can start your shepherd and put a charge on me... er... it seems that the charges are ready... by then I will be beaten to death by the group."

The God of War rubbed Tian Linggai with his chin, hugged him a little tighter, and said, "You don't have to worry, as long as you don't help them become enemies with us~www.readwn.com~ You don't make enemies with us yourself. , we won't hurt you."

"I actually wanted to play with you this time, not like death is always planning how to get your soul."

Charles said helplessly: "If you just want to play with me, I'm welcome, but can you let me go now, I'll really be suffocated later."

God of War lowered his head to look at this guy and said, "You used to like to be held by me, I remember that you like me now like a tall, mature big sister, so I will take what you like. The image appears."

Charles replied gloomily: "I like the mountains, yes, but you are too big, which makes me feel horrible!"

The God of War tapped Tianling Gai with his chin a few times, and said even more depressingly: "I really don't know the good spirit. It's obviously because of you and me that I worked so hard, but you still despise me, which makes me so sad."

Charles heard "Haha" immediately and asked with a smile, "So, am I hurting you?"