The Hero Who Troubles the Heroes

Chapter 75: The ugliest goblin ever

Going west across the vast forest, and then far west, there is a huge forest. This is the place where goblins have been raised for many years.

For more than 300 years, few goblins have lived in the dangerous forest. Most of them have moved outside the forest, and then built farms on the edge of the forest, and transplanted fruit trees from the forest to open up orchard.

Now is the grape harvest season, and many merchants from nearby towns come to the goblins' grape farm to buy fresh grapes. Merchants from further afield would come to buy the raisins at a later date.

Of course, the most profitable business for the goblins here is the wine they make.

However, ordinary merchants can only buy some of the farm's goblin-brewed wine and the inferior wines from the farm's subordinate wineries. All the good wines are "specially supplied" by the military.

"The wine from our winery, you have to drink it all the way around." A wrinkled bald goblin filled the glass in front of him with a bottle of wine.

"Children can't drink."

So Charles could only drink water.

"Old monitor, you have a drink too." Then he poured half of the glass in front of Nicholas II.

Then he corked the bottle, and with a pair of crutches he took the wine that Nicholas II had given him and hid it behind the counter.

"That's the habit of old potatoes, don't worry about it." Nicholas II said to Charles.

You don't care about a demon king, so what do I care about? Charles thought.

Nicholas II continued: "Old Potato grew up on this Lafite farm. When he first served, he was a soldier under my command. After losing a leg in an operation, he returned from service."

The old potato, without his left leg and half of his left ear, came back, and behind him were two chubby goblin aunts, who held a large tray in their hands, and in the tray were three servings of clay bowls. It is a set meal consisting of one meat, one vegetable, one soup and whole grain steamed buns.

The aunts put the food on the table, saluted Nicholas II, and then ran away. They are just cooks in the cafeteria of Lafite Farm, not like old potatoes and old irons who have carried knives together with the devil.

The set menu on the table is very simple, a bowl of steamed plum steamed with the meat of an unknown animal and sour plums, a bowl of boiled wild vegetables, and a bowl of wild vegetable soup with egg flowers. The staple food is steamed bread made of coarse grains.

Nicholas II broke the whole-grain steamed buns into pieces and put them in a bowl, then scooped a few spoonfuls of the gravy from steamed plums with a spoon and ate them together. As he ate, he asked the old potato, "Is there anything new on the farm lately?"

Old Tudou said "hehe" twice, and then said in a buoyant voice: "The latest buzz is that our brother A's ugly daughter is actually married, and he even got the dowry back."

"Wow, darling, that thing is a divine sword. It is said that it was given by someone with royal blood. This made Brother A and his wife chattering for a long time."

"At that time, there were a lot of people around to watch the fun."

"That day, our farm manager and Brother A, together, set up a 'wine tasting and sword appreciation meeting' in an open space outside. Customers who have bought wine from our farm can only see the sword, and buy more than one barrel at a time. I can even touch the sword."

"Those who came to see the fun had to scold our manager for being unconscionable, while obediently paying for it. Anyway, we have sold all the wines that we haven't sold this year."

"Later Abyss City came, and the old guys from the temple and the Royal Academy came. But they had to buy wine if they wanted to see a sword. That day, the old bamboo pole of the former mage team and the field leader scolded for more than half an hour. , in the end, you still have to pay for it obediently."

"Finally, people from the gendarmerie team came to investigate whether Brother A was lying. The old mantou who led the team said that a blind person would see his ugly family. As a result, Brother A beat the old mantou to the fullest. Looking for teeth. Several of our old brothers also went up to take the opportunity and kicked both feet, who made his mouth smell so bad after decades. "

Charles, who was about to eat steamed buns, froze there for a long time. He finally knew why Nicholas II said to bring him to the Mozu to buy gifts after the incident in Weilong Mountain, but he teleported to this farm. .

It turns out that this is the hometown of that Goblin A...

Old Tudou continued: "Finally, the girl in the sword came out to prove that when the person gave the sword, he clearly stated that the sword was for Brother A's daughter, and the person also said that Brother A's daughter was beautiful."

"It wasn't until the wine on the farm was sold out a few days ago, the grapes in the field should be harvested, and Brother A's vacation was over, and this matter ended."

Then he found Charles motionless there, and asked, "What's the matter, lad, this dish is not to your taste?"

Charles shook his head, then continued to learn how to eat steamed buns from Nicholas II.

The steamed pork with plums here is very delicious. When I ate it, I realized that a little beet cubes were added at the bottom of the bowl. The sour and sweet taste was very appetizing. The meat is also very soft, probably softened by the juice of the plums, and it melts in your mouth.

The meat dishes in the farm cafeteria are basically steamed. The meat and seasonings are placed in small bowls, and some are placed on a huge steamer with several layers.

However, because of the arrival of the Demon King, there was a small bowl in the steamer, and Charles and the others had indeed turned into a large bowl.

"Dangdangdangdang..."

The bell rang, the signal to eat.

The grape-picking goblins on the farm came to the cafeteria in twos and threes for lunch.

Old Potato finished his lunch while talking just now, and now he is sitting behind the counter and issuing meal tickets to the goblins.

The goblins who came to dinner took something from their pockets that stunned Charles - a card similar to cardboard, which they handed to Old Potato, who drew on it with charcoal. After a while, take out a meal ticket from the counter and give it to the other party.

Then the goblins went to the cafeteria window with their meal tickets, each of them had one meat, one vegetable, one soup and one steamed bun, but there was no egg flower in their soup.

Soon after, some humans, demons, tiger man uncles, and werewolf uncles also came here to eat. They were merchants who came to purchase. But they don't have a meal card, so they have to pay cash for meals.

At this time, a young goblin woman who was estimated to be in her thirties walked towards Charles and the others with a bowl.

This young goblin woman was about the size of Charles, wearing a sackcloth overalls, with shoulder-length blond hair under the hat. Her green ears were long and pointed, almost catching up with Elizabeth, and the nose on her face was pointed. The pair of milk froths on her chest are also in proportion to the Annapurna level, and the belly and the crest are almost flush. Her hands and feet appeared to be thick, and she was a working person from the calloused hands.

In the eyes of goblins, she is a beautiful young woman of peerless elegance, because along the way, many male goblins peeked at her for various reasons.

"Why didn't your Majesty tell me when the Demon King came down." The young goblin woman said to Nicholas II, "You can't drink during working hours, so I will serve the Demon King with soup instead of wine."

Nicholas II was always familiar with her. After holding up the soup bowl and touching one with her, the two cooked the soup and vegetables together.

After putting down the bowl, Nicholas II asked her, "Camellia, what is your harvest this year?"

"No way." The young woman named Camellia sighed and said, "In summer, the monsters running out of the woods harmed a lot of livestock and crops, and the boys also injured several. One was almost disabled, and now he can only do Take it easy. This year’s harvest has been greatly affected.”

Charles praised the young woman in his heart.

When leaders make public inspections, they naturally report the positive side of the farm.

When leaders visit in private, they naturally report as many difficulties as they have, and report difficulties even if there are no difficulties. Only in this way can we take advantage of rare opportunities and leaders to ask for policies and resources.

Nicholas II listened to Camellia's report with a solemn expression, and then affirmed the spirit of not being afraid of difficulties, facing difficulties, and forging ahead under the leadership of the field manager Camellia.

And then... gone!

Although Camellia was prepared, it was inevitable that she was a little disappointed.

Just kidding, Nicholas II is a demon king. His words and deeds represent the direction of the country's policies. How could he dare to arbitrarily benefit a certain unit. If he dares to make an opening for Lafite Farm today, tomorrow Baicui Farm and Mouton Farm will dare to use Lafite Farm as an example to seek benefits from the local government. Then the farms all over the country followed suit, and in the end, things went haywire.

At this time, there was a burst of cheers from the children outside the cafeteria.

Charles and the others were sitting at the table by the window~www.readwn.com~ From the dining table, you could see a group of little goblins with schoolbags running towards the cafeteria excitedly.

Then Charles saw a lonely figure in the crowd.

A goblin girl of about six years old who was wearing a coarse school uniform and carrying a small school bag like the other children was walking on the road by herself, and there was no goblin within a few meters.

Although the portrait that Goblin A showed to Charles and the others that day was drawn two or three years ago, her appearance was so recognizable. Among the goblins, she was the only one whose nose and ears weren't pointed and long, just a little bit more pointed than a little human girl. If it wasn't for her green skin, she wouldn't even be able to tell that she was a goblin.

The three little goblin boys walking in front of her suddenly stopped, then turned to her and shouted, "Ugly! Ugly! Ugly toad who wants to eat swan meat!"

The little girl stopped, and then she untied the schoolbag on her back and held it in her hand, then rushed towards the three boys, smashing them with the schoolbag and crying.

Her neat and tidy skills carried a trace of her father's demeanor.

"Alas..." Camellia sighed, "Because that child is a bit...a bit unprecedented, he has been bullied by other children."

"The last time I saw her was three years ago. Her father took her to play in Abyss City." Nicholas II said, "I didn't expect her to have such a good skill now."

"I fought with people every day in school." Camellia said with a sigh, "Old A and Hulu have the best looks in a hundred miles. I didn't expect their daughter to be positive or negative."

On the issue of racial aesthetic differences, Charles does not want to make more comments.

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