The Homeless Man of Teyvat

Wendy, who was dressed in green, also had a greenish complexion. She stared into Chen Tianfeng's eyes suspiciously, suspecting that her grandson was pretending to be drunk.

He lowered his head and looked at the glass of blood wine that was pushed over. An ordinary person would naturally not notice anything strange, but in the eyes of the gods, the gray-white mist hovered above the glass of wine, forming a grinning skull, exuding no trace of anything. Disguised malice.

This is blood wine! This is clearly the manifestation of [Death]!

Wendy's expression was stiff. Although the poison of this glass of blood wine could not kill him, there would definitely be adverse effects such as stomach upset, loss of appetite, and inability to drink. He really didn't want to drink at all.

No one wants to make themselves miserable, not even the gods.

"Come on, brother! Let's drink this drink!"

Chen Tianfeng raised his wine glass, his cheeks were red, his eyes were bright, and he had a strange sense of solemnity.

"Okay! Cheers! Huh? Brother, what is behind you?"

"Huh? Behind me?"

Chen Tianfeng turned his head in confusion.

At this moment, Wendy added more than ten seals to the blood wine in her hand, threw it into the portable space, and quickly changed it to a glass of normal wine, then smiled and said: "Oh, I saw it wrong, everything is wrong." No."

The two of them clinked their glasses smoothly and drank it all in one gulp.

"Xiao Tianfeng, do you want to have a home in Teyvat?"

I don’t know how long she drank and how much she drank. In short, when Wendy took out Chen Tianfeng’s money bag and spent the last mora, she drunkenly looked for a topic: “Look, Mr. You said that he has no home, so that’s okay. It's so pitiful. In my opinion, you should find a new home in Teyvat and settle down."

"That's right!" Chen Tianfeng's face turned red, and he seemed to be really drunk at this moment: "This is my hometown! Do it! Respect your hometown!"

"That's right! So you want to have a family?"

Wendy raised her glass and touched it with Chen Tianfeng, "As long as you want to, just tell me and I will definitely help you handle it."

".Um?"

Chen Tianfeng's brain froze for a moment before he laughed: "Brother, why do I feel like you are asking me if I want a wife?"

"Hey, so do you want it?"

"Yes! Why not? I want the most beautiful one!"

Chen Tianfeng yelled, and unconsciously pressed his palm on the handle of the knife. He suddenly felt a sense of security in his heart. He could no longer hold on, lowered his head, and fell asleep.

"Okay! This is what you said!"

Wendy slapped the table and was about to say something, but suddenly found that the person in front of her had stopped moving.

He scratched his hair, put down the wine glass, and patted Chen Tianfeng's cheek: "Hey, hey, why did it fall down now?"

Chen Tianfeng had no reaction.

"Looks like he was really drunk."

Wendy took a breath, her rosy cheeks returned to normal, and she lost half of her drunkenness: "Hey, I've got you drunk."

He picked up Chen Tianfeng's cup filled with blood wine, sealed it and threw it into the portable space. He then helped Chen Tianfeng up and unblocked the surrounding drinkers.

So a group of drunkards who didn't know what happened suddenly saw that the pervert who planned to get the young lady drunk and take him away to do whatever he wanted was actually drunk and taken away by the young lady.

His eyes widened for a moment, and he began to wonder what was wrong with him or the world.

Lord Barbatos, is this "Hunters often appear in the image of prey"?

Wendy said hello to Charles, and under the complicated eyes of the drinkers, she helped Chen Tianfeng leave the tavern and walked towards the house rented by Chen Tianfeng.

The night was just right at the moment, the stars in the sky echoed the lights of Mondstadt, and even the winter night wind became gentle.

"Well"

As if being stimulated by the night wind, Chen Tianfeng opened his eyes in a daze and was stunned for a while before speaking: "Brother, where are we going?"

"I'll take you home."

"go home?"

"That's right, go home, your home in Mondstadt."

".That's not my home, that's just a house."

The next day,

When the first ray of sunlight passed through the window and shone on Chen Tianfeng's face, he opened his eyes suddenly when he was completely drunk for the first time, and quickly closed them because of the dazzling sunlight. He blinked and it took him a long time to adapt. Open completely.

He sat up, shook his head, and subconsciously checked his clothes - they were still the same as last night, nothing strange.

Chen Tianfeng breathed a sigh of relief. When he looked up, he saw the long knife placed on the table and Wendy, whose eyes were twitching.

"Why are you checking clothes?!"

Wendy's face turned dark, and she suddenly wanted to open this guy's head and see what unsightly things were inside.

"."

Chen Tianfeng was silent for a moment, looked away slightly embarrassed, and imitated Wendy: "Hey, hey?"

Wendy: "."

Your uncle's

The bard rolled his eyes: "Forget it, Xiao Tianfeng, do you still remember what you did last night?"

What have you done.

Chen Tianfeng's expression changed again and again as he recalled it.

It seems that he got into trouble with Wendy through his drunkenness? Still drinking blood wine together?

It's a pity that he was the only one who did the bloodletting. He also formed a band and named it Poetry of the Wind. Wendy even asked him if he wanted a wife.

Chen Tianfeng hissed, raised his hand to press his temples, and felt nothing but shit.

What the hell is this expansion?

It's the same as drinking blood wine.

Chen Tianfeng frowned, recalling the key points, and suddenly raised his eyes to look at Wendy: "You"

Wendy was probably making a fool of herself and not drinking the blood wine at all!

So, could it be that his blood also has an effect on gods? !

"Huh? What have you remembered?" Wendy crossed her arms, raised her eyebrows and smiled.

"You really want to introduce your wife to me?!"

Chen Tianfeng's eyes widened with shock: "Can the God of Wind still serve as the God of Marriage?"

You can't ask Wendy directly, at least not now, because there's a high chance you won't get an answer.

"That's what you remembered?"

Wendy's eyes widened as well, as if she hated the iron. "You have some ambition, Xiao Tianfeng! There are so many important things in life, how can you be blinded by the love between your children?"

"So... my wife is gone now?"

".You didn't even have one in the first place!"

"Tsk, okay, okay." Chen Tianfeng curled his lips, stood up from the bed, looked at Wendy, and asked doubtfully: "One more question, why are you at my house?"

"As you all know, I am a bard who is at home in all corners of the world."

"Um?"

"In other words, I don't have a house in Mondstadt."

Wendy sighed and looked at Chen Tianfeng pitifully: "So how about you take me in for a while? Your house is quite big, and there are two rooms upstairs!"

".ha?"

"We are in the same band! You can't always give up, Xiao Tianfeng!"

"Is this how the beginning of chaos and the end of abandonment are used?!"

Chen Tianfeng rubbed his eyebrows, and a guess quietly emerged in his mind: Could it be that Wendy is worried about me, the [humanoid self-propelled poisonous source], walking alone in Mondstadt?

But why didn't he touch me the moment I walked through the stone door and entered Mondstadt?

And Mr. Zhongli, he doesn’t seem to be worried about himself running around in Liyue... he shouldn’t be worried, right?

Wait Mandrill?

So Mr. Zhongli arranged for Mandrill to protect him?

Chen Tianfeng blinked and looked at Wendy with a hint of unnoticeable pity in his eyes - poor Fengshen didn't have any subordinates and could only do everything by himself.

"Okay, I will stay in Mondstadt until the dragon disaster is over. During this period"

Chen Tianfeng sighed and was about to agree, but suddenly paused, his eyebrows wrinkled a little, and he looked at Wendy in surprise: "Have you known about the Dragon Disaster for a long time?"

"Hey~"