The Housekeeper Onee-San Became My Personal Maid. Doesn’t That Mean, She Is Already My Wife?

Chapter 13: - My Best Friend's Beautiful, Big-Breasted Girlfriend Drives Me Insane

I come down the stairs in the morning.

“Ah, good morning. Touma-kun.”

She was a nice lady who greeted me with a fresh and bright smile.

No, she was my girlfriend and my future wife.

“Good morning, Kanako-san.”

“Breakfast is ready.”

“Yes.”

I washed my face and went to the table.

“Itadakimasu.”

“Here you go.”

With a smiling Kanako-san watching over me, I enjoyed my hot breakfast.

“Yes, it’s delicious. After all, Kanako-san’s cooking is the best.”

“I’m so embarrassed.”

“Hahaha.”

After our first kiss that day, We seemed to have grown even closer than before.

After all, the power of a kiss is amazing/

“Hmm? What’s wrong?” She asked,

“O-oh, it’s nothing.” I replied

“Let me know if you want more.”

“Yeah, thanks.”

It was an endlessly warm and happy breakfast time.

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“Then, Kanako-san. I’ll be leaving soon.”

“Yeah, have a good day. I’ve got to go, too. It’s my last day as a housekeeper.”

“I see. … is lucky to be your last customer. I guess I’m being sarcastic.”

“No, you’re not. By the way, the last customer is a woman.”

“Oh, I see. Haha, I feel relieved. When you are alone with a man, even if he is a customer at work, I worry or … get jealous.”

“Don’t worry. I already belong to Touma-kun. Ever since he kissed me that night, …”

Kanako-san’s cheeks turned a slight shade of red as she stared at me.

If this was the case, then ….

I gulped.

“Kanako-san …”

“Ah …”

I gently hugged her shoulders and our lips gently met.

I wasn’t ready to go deep yet.

But it was still more than enough to feel the warmth of each other.

“… I-I’ll be going then.” I said,

“… Y-Yeah, have a good day.”

It was as if we were a real newlywed couple, and I couldn’t stop my heart from pounding all morning.

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“… Smells.”

As soon as I arrived at school in the morning.

Michisaburo came over to my seat, sniffed, and said.

“What?”

“No, it smells. … It smells good. It’s from your body.”

“Hey, what the hell, that’s disgusting.” I said,

“You got a … girlfriend, right?” He asked,

“He~?”

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“You’re shaking. Did I hit Bull’s eye?.”

“No, it’s …”

“But the sexiness in the air doesn’t make me think she’s a classmate. She is not a senior student either.” He said,

Michisaburo was muttering something to himself.

“No way … an Onee-San? Like a college student?” He continued,

“No, it’s different … Ah”

“Fu~”

I can’t help but feel a little bad for this best friend of mine.

“There’s still time. Let’s go to the hallway.” He said,

“… Okay.” I replied,

I gave up and let Michisaburo take me.

We came to a place where there were not a lot of people.

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“So, what’s Touma’s girlfriend like?”

Michisaburo said with a grin.

“It’s …”

“Maybe it’s an old, beautiful, big-breasted Onee-San …? In addition to that, she is family-oriented and has a gentle personality. … What kind of romantic comedy heroine would that be?” He asked,

“Well, … you’re almost right.”

“Wha?”

Michisaburo’s eyes blinked.

“My girlfriend …. is older than me, is beautiful, has big breasts, and on top of that, she’s very family oriented and has a very sweet personality. She’s a housekeeper. Well, that job ends today however …”

“Don’t Fuck with me!” 

“Whoa!?”

Michisaburo grabbed me by the chest.

“Since when are you a romantic comedy protagonist!”

“No, it’s not like that. I mean, let me go!”

“Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” He screamed,

For a while, I was shaken by the crying Michisaburo.

“Ha, ha, … how did you guys get to know each other?” He asked,

“No, you see, I live alone without my parents, right? Basically, I can do the housework myself, but every once in a while I want a hot meal cooked by someone else, so I hired a housekeeper.”

“I see.”

“When I thought of a housekeeper, I thought I’d get a sweet old lady, but …. I got a very beautiful, big-breasted Onee-san.”

“Stop Fucking around, hey!” He shouted again,

I was grabbed by the chest again.

“You romantic comedy protagonist AAAAAHHHHHH!” He screamed,

“I told you to shut up!” I said,

I shook off Michisaburo’s hand as he cried out again.

“Hey, let me see her pictures.” He said,

“Eh~ … I don’t want to.”

“Please, just show me her pictures and I won’t say another word!”

Michisaburo begged me.

I didn’t want to show it to this dumbass best friend of mine if I could, but ….

“…. Alright.”

Taking out my phone, I opened the gallery.

“Here’s a picture I took on our last date …”

I showed him the screen of my phone.

Immediately after that, he froze for some reason.

“Hey, what’s going on?”

I called out to him, but he remained silent for a while.

“… Be, beautiful and too cute …. and …. they’re really big!”

“Shut up.”

“Eh, this wonderful big-breasted Onee-san is …… your girlfriend?”

“Yes, she is.”

“By the way, what’s her name and age?”

“Well, I’ve come this far, … Kanako Sakurada, she’s 24 years old.”

“S-she’s beautiful even by her name,… and she’s 24 years old,… and that’s intriguing. Instead, she could be a little older than that.”

“Shut up, pervert. Don’t imagine weird things about someone’s girlfriend.”

“Hey, hey. How far have you gotten?”

“I won’t tell you.”

“That’s good. She is an Onee-san and probably more experienced, so don’t you think she has already …?” He said,

“No, Kanako-san has never been with a man before.” 

I replied instantly and held my mouth shut.

“What? Seriously? Such a national treasure, a big-breasted beauty, has never been with a man?” He asked,

“T-That’s right.”

“…… what an enviable role you have. You really are the protagonist of a romantic comedy.”

“That’s not true,… I can’t say that surely.”

“Ughhh… Oh, that’s right. Certainly Kanako-san must have beautiful friends too. Maybe I can get her to introduce me to them.”

“What? Don’t talk shit.”

“What’s shitty about it! Why are you the only one who has it good! I want to go out with a big-breasted beautiful woman too!”

“You idiot, you’re talking too loud!”

“It’s your girlfriend’s tits that are large1!”

“Shut up!”

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“Achoo!”

I couldn’t help but sneeze.

“Ara, Kanako-chan. Do you have a cold?”

The Woman at whose house I was working as a housekeeper asked me,

“Oh, no. Is anyone talking about me?”

“Maybe, your boyfriend?”

“Eh? No, it’s …. yes. I recently got one.”

“I know, right?. That’s what you meant when you decided to stop working as a housekeeper. Are you getting married, by any chance?” She asked,

“N-Not yet, at least for now …. Between you and me, he’s a lot younger than me.”

“Eh, Perhaps… A student?”

“Yes,.. Furthermore, A high school student.”

I would not normally go into that much detail, but this Ryouka Kaburagi was a regular customer, and she would always choose me. She was like a reliable Onee-san, and I was often the one who got help.

“Kanako-chan, that’s …” She said,

“A-as expected, I shouldn’t have, right?” i asked,

“No, this is so moeee. I mean, can I write about it?”

“N-No, you can’t!” Flustered, I replied

Ryouka-san was a writer of romantic essays.

“Then, I’m not going to write about it. Let’s hear it, your sweet stories.”

“T-hat’s … embarrassing.”

“Kanako-chan, you’re so cute.”

Ah, I would probably keep in contact with her even after I stop working as a housekeeper.

Of course, that was what I was hoping for, However.

“I mean, that’s why your boobs have gotten even bigger again recently.” She said,

“Mou~, please don’t talk about my breasts.”

“And you’re seducing your cute boyfriend with those boobs, aren’t you?” 

“T-hat’s … I won’t deny that.”

“Lewd~, Kanako-chan. Your face and personality are pure and innocent. You really do have sinful boobs.” She said,

“P-please give me a break~”

“Haha!”

I was bewildered at being teased by her, who was my senior in life.

But in my head, in the center of my heart, all the time, it was still Touma-kun.

I can’t wait to go home early… and kiss him again.

“You just thought of something erotic, didn’t you?” She asked,

“T-that’s… I can’t deny that.”

“Eh~? This means Kanako-chan is getting close to losing her virginity.”

“W-well, that’s still going to take some time.”

“Just attack him.”

“N-No… I can’t do that. If I got impatient and attacked Touma-kun, would he … hate me?”

“Why not? Just wrap him up in those big boobs at the end, and he’ll be all over you.”

“Ryoka-san, you are so vulgar.”

“It’s your huge tits that are vulgar ♡” 

“Can I go home now?”

“Just kidding~ It’s your last time, so be gentle with him, okay?”

“Every line is so suggestive~!”

I was pouting and angry, but enjoying my time with Ryouka-san.

But I still wanted to go home early and make love to Touma-kun.

(T/N: Will continue it after done with exams. Just putting them out to inform you guys I haven’t dropped it.)

Footnotes

Loud/Large both have the same word in japanese “大きい” that’s why Michi says the breasts are large